Splooge or Stella-Who's the king, baby?

[Bill Lumbergh]

..........these two little fuckers have taken the forums by storm. They are fast approaching the popularity of Fabulous Shadow, Culture Club, and the Pet Rock. So which one is your fave...........oh by the way the new Stella action figure has been delayed a couple of days.

[Splooge]

Fak, did you talk to my people about this Lumbergh?

[Bill Lumbergh]

No, I'm currently managing Stella. I'm starting this ad campaign to bury your ass..........Stella is the original superstar. Accept no subsitutes fuckers. It's all gonna come clear when she goes on her "Stella-Bitin' a Hole in your AZZ" World Tour.........

[Splooge]

Fak yer toast Limberger.....she's my hamsta ho fak fak fak......

I'm gonna gnaw yer face off ya fakking beastiality bastard!!

Fak!!!

[Stella]

Why Bill, I didn't know you cared. :D

[Splooge]

Originally posted by Stella
Why Bill, I didn't know you cared. :D

He's using you babe, don't fall for it!!

[Stella]

No worries Splooge. You will always be my first. :D

[Splooge]

Originally posted by Stella
No worries Splooge. You will always be my first. :D

FAK..... I love ya my Hamsta HO!!!!:yankeeros :yankeeros :yankeeros

[Stella]

Aw shucks. Right back at ya baby.
:now how do you make that little kissey face?:

[Splooge]

Hop on hun.

http://www.hvmparts.com/Hamster_on_Blade-THUMBNAIL.jpg

[Stella]

and away we go!

[Splooge]

Later Roth fans.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Stella get to bed, you have a gig tommorow bitch!!!!!!

[David Van Via]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Stella get to bed, you have a gig tommorow bitch!!!!!!

Let her have a day of she deserves it.

[Susie Q]

I'm gonna love this thread....I can feel it! :)

I LOVE those damn avatars, and splooges latest picture in his signature. LOVE IT!! HAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!:p

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by David Van Via
Let her have a day of she deserves it.

Oh alright.........I found a replacement for tonights gig..........Ladies and Gentleman meet........."SLAPPY" The slightly psychotic hamster!

[David Van Via]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Oh alright.........I found a replacement for tonights gig..........Ladies and Gentleman meet........."SLAPPY" The slightly psychotic hamster!

How much is a ticket I want to go.

[Stella]

A replacement for me? like THATS gonna happen.

[MAX]

Gotta go with Stella just cos she's the chick.

[David Van Via]

Originally posted by Stella
A replacement for me? like THATS gonna happen.

She just there to give you a day off. Of course there's nobody can beat you when it comes to performing.

[Splooge]

Originally posted by MAX
Gotta go with Stella just cos she's the chick.

[Stella]

Originally posted by MAX
Gotta go with Stella just cos she's the chick.

Aw, thank you darling. I love my fans. :cool:

[Stella]

Originally posted by David Van Via
She just there to give you a day off. Of course there's nobody can beat you when it comes to performing.

especially this one. ;)

[Stella]

:D

[MAX]

Hey Splooge,

Shutup you little fucker before I bust out the........

http://arbl.cvmbs.colostate.edu/hbooks/pathphys/misc_topics/dcon.jpg

[David Van Via]

Originally posted by MAX
Hey Splooge,

Shutup you little fucker before I bust out the........

http://arbl.cvmbs.colostate.edu/hbooks/pathphys/misc_topics/dcon.jpg

Come on MAX, be nice to the poor guy. That stuff is deadly.

Here's a present for both of you from me, remember to share.

[Splooge]

Originally posted by MAX
Hey Splooge,

Shutup you little fucker before I bust out the........

http://arbl.cvmbs.colostate.edu/hbooks/pathphys/misc_topics/dcon.jpg

I snort that crap for fun on the weekends dude.

Don't fak with Splooge the Gangsta Wanksta Hamsta!!

[Splooge]

.

[SoCalChelle]

I voted for Splooge, but you gotta give Stella credit for being the only female on the site to have the nerve to post a nude pic. ;)

[Splooge]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
I voted for Splooge, but you gotta give Stella credit for being the only female on the site to have the nerve to post a nude pic. ;)

I've been beggin' her to shave.....

[SoCalChelle]

LMAO! :D

[5151 Parrothead]

OH THE HUMANITY!!! :eek:

http://shopping.guardian.co.uk/clothes/story/0,1586,1160056,00.html

[Splooge]

Originally posted by 5151 Parrothead
OH THE HUMANITY!!! :eek:

http://shopping.guardian.co.uk/clothes/story/0,1586,1160056,00.html

Not nice Budgie head!! Fak I lost my good friend Boris da Gangsta

Hamsta and his wife Svetlana to those Russian bastards...Fak!!!

[5151 Parrothead]

Originally posted by Splooge
Not nice Budgie head!! Fak I lost my good friend Boris da Gangsta

Hamsta and his wife Svetlana to those Russian bastards...Fak!!!

Oh, TRUST ME, I am not sharing this horiffic thing to be mean; I mean gawd, think about it, if they start wearing Hamster fur coats, what'll be next, Parrot feather plumage to adorn their hats? :eek: Nay! We must band together and fight this!

[Splooge]

Originally posted by 5151 Parrothead
Oh, TRUST ME, I am not sharing this horiffic thing to be mean; I mean gawd, think about it, if they start wearing Hamster fur coats, what'll be next, Parrot feather plumage to adorn their hats? :eek: Nay! We must band together and fight this!

Cool!!

Ya got any guns?

[5151 Parrothead]

Originally posted by Splooge
Cool!!

Ya got any guns?

I gotcher back!!

http://members.aol.com////coorg07/parrot.jpg

http://www.mirage2000.com.tw/images/IPSC/Gun%20Museum/copy%20-GunsWorldParrot-P1.jpg

[David Van Via]

Well splooge I'm voting for you. Sorry Stella but Splooge was the fist hamster I spoke to.

[David Van Via]

5 each.....TENSION!!!

[Splooge]

Originally posted by 5151 Parrothead
I gotcher back!!

http://members.aol.com////coorg07/parrot.jpg

http://www.mirage2000.com.tw/images/IPSC/Gun%20Museum/copy%20-GunsWorldParrot-P1.jpg

Ha.....bring on the Ruskie poachers.....bastards!!

[Susie Q]

I'm votin' for splooge cause he is cute, cuddly, hilarious and the first hamsta on the scene!:D

[Reverberator]

Originally posted by Splooge
Fak yer toast Limberger.....she's my hamsta ho fak fak fak......

I'm gonna gnaw yer face off ya fakking beastiality bastard!!

Fak!!!

You now are owing a mighty sum fakker (c)

[SoCalChelle]

Originally posted by 5151 Parrothead
Oh, TRUST ME, I am not sharing this horiffic thing to be mean; I mean gawd, think about it, if they start wearing Hamster fur coats, what'll be next, Parrot feather plumage to adorn their hats? :eek: Nay! We must band together and fight this!

What next, indeed....


http://www.cardhouse.com/a/pixbarn/m20.jpg

[5151 Parrothead]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
What next, indeed....


http://www.cardhouse.com/a/pixbarn/m20.jpg

YIPE!!! :eek:

[Splooge]

Originally posted by Reverberator
You now are owing a mighty sum fakker (c)

Bill me!!

[5151 Parrothead]

Watch out Splooge, ol' buddy... the hooligans are loose among us... Look at what they did to poor fluffy!

[Splooge]

Ha look at the stoooopid kat!!!!

Must be a Hagar fan!!

[5151 Parrothead]

Damned Canadians will eat ANYTHING!


Originally posted by SoCalChelle
What next, indeed....


http://www.cardhouse.com/a/pixbarn/m20.jpg

[Splooge]

Parrot wings are the best with beer and a good football game

on TV!!

[5151 Parrothead]

Hell of a way to treat your supporters...


Originally posted by Splooge
Parrot wings are the best with beer and a good football game

on TV!! ;)

[Splooge]

Originally posted by 5151 Parrothead
Hell of a way to treat your supporters...

;)

We use their feet to make back scratchers!!

[Stella]

The public can be so cruel....

[Stella]

Originally posted by Splooge
I've been beggin' her to shave.....

When the surgery was over the medical team was sworn to secrecy (unsuccessfully, we must conclude)

Several years ago, "they" say, Mr. Gere was admitted into the emergency room of a Los Angeles hospital with a gerbil lodged in his rectum. Gere was alone when he arrived, some say, or with a partner (e.g., former girlfriend Cindy Crawford) according to others. It took a whole team of surgeons to extract the animal from Gere's posterior. Some variants say the gerbil was found to have been shaven and declawed; others claim the animal had been placed in a special plastic pouch. And some say the poor creature was Gere's own beloved pet, aptly named "Tibet." In any case, when the surgery was finally done the medical team was sworn to secrecy (unsuccessfully, we must conclude) and Gere went on his merry way, suffering no permanent damage other than to his reputation.

http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/weekly/aa091797b.htm

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by Stella
When the surgery was over the medical team was sworn to secrecy (unsuccessfully, we must conclude)

Several years ago, "they" say, Mr. Gere was admitted into the emergency room of a Los Angeles hospital with a gerbil lodged in his rectum. Gere was alone when he arrived, some say, or with a partner (e.g., former girlfriend Cindy Crawford) according to others. It took a whole team of surgeons to extract the animal from Gere's posterior. Some variants say the gerbil was found to have been shaven and declawed; others claim the animal had been placed in a special plastic pouch. And some say the poor creature was Gere's own beloved pet, aptly named "Tibet." In any case, when the surgery was finally done the medical team was sworn to secrecy (unsuccessfully, we must conclude) and Gere went on his merry way, suffering no permanent damage other than to his reputation.

http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/weekly/aa091797b.htm

I hope the gerbil got counselling!!!

[Big Troubles]

Id vote, but I dont want to confuse the American posters here with what the importance of voting actually is. :D Besides that, I dont know either of these fuckers that Sweet William Lumbergh is talking about. Now Im going to listen to Balance. :D

[David Van Via]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
No, I'm currently managing Stella. I'm starting this ad campaign to bury your ass..........Stella is the original superstar. Accept no subsitutes fuckers. It's all gonna come clear when she goes on her "Stella-Bitin' a Hole in your AZZ" World Tour.........

And have a tour bus, call it a gift. Ohh yeah have a vote sir.

[Stella]

Splooge doesn't look good in pink, so I am assuming this is for ME?

You could have at least put "VOTE STELLA" on the side.

im losing....sniff sniff...

[David Van Via]

Originally posted by Stella
Splooge doesn't look good in pink, so I am assuming this is for ME?

You could have at least put "VOTE STELLA" on the side.

im losing....sniff sniff...

Yes it was for you.

[David Van Via]

Originally posted by Stella
Splooge doesn't look good in pink, so I am assuming this is for ME?

You could have at least put "VOTE STELLA" on the side.

im losing....sniff sniff...

I'm sorry about that, I'm on my friends crap PC, and It doesn't have an editing package not even paint is working.

[Splooge]

.

[Stella]

BILL!!!!! Look what that little jerk did to my pretty new tour bus.

Hey Bill, you did say this was gonna be the "Dave and Stella Tour" didn't you.

Where's Dave?

[Splooge]

Fak HAHAHA This is Fakking funny!! (http://www.fugly.com/media/MOVIES/CRAZY/hatsoff.wmv)

[Splooge]

Hehehehehe (http://www.fugly.com/media/MOVIES/OLD-SCHOOL/silent_butt_deadly.wmv)

[Splooge]

Thanks for the link rustoffa.

[5151 Parrothead]

Originally posted by Stella
BILL!!!!! Look what that little jerk did to my pretty new tour bus.

Hey Bill, you did say this was gonna be the "Dave and Stella Tour" didn't you.

Where's Dave?

Looks like somebody had your paintjob redone, Stella...

[Stella]

THANK YOU!!!!!!!

Now you better just watch out Splooge. I've got friends keeping an eye on you. :(

[Bill Lumbergh]

Nice work on the tour bus...........That's coming out of your salary though..........

[Stella]

At the rate your paying me... I'm gonna starve.

[Splooge]

Originally posted by Stella
THANK YOU!!!!!!!

Now you better just watch out Splooge. I've got friends keeping an eye on you. :(

Do I look scared to you biotch??

http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Cats/CatTrampolineMouse.gif

[Stella]

Jumpin on the pussy every chance you get just like the dirty rat that you are.

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by Stella
Jumpin on the pussy every chance you get just like the dirty rat that you are.

I taught him eberything he knows!:D

[David Van Via]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
I taught him eberything he knows!:D

How much is it for a lesson sir. That looks quite impressive :D!

[Stella]

:p

[Splooge]

http://fozzy.com.ua/Zone_Stupid_cat.jpg

http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/images/cats/catspy.jpg

http://www.mypkhome.com/cfunny/cat-fn-74.jpg

Fak dumbass!!!
http://www.6ecards.com/cards/funny/catincage.jpg

Just one little push ....then flush the fakker!!!
http://www.attention-to-details.com/newslogimg/cat-drinks-out-of-the-toilet.jpg

[GAR]

Originally posted by Splooge
I snort that crap for fun on the weekends dude.

I had to quit because brand-name arsenics were too strong for my deviated septum - being forced to hire a fluffer to blow it up my ass thru a straw to get my buzz.

NOW I'm into Lysol-generics, aerosols in the can

[GAR]

btw - I voted for Stella!

[Stella]

Thank you Gar... your support is very much appreciated.

[Splooge]

Originally posted by GAR
btw - I voted for Stella!

Cunt!!:D

[Stella]

Thats just rude. Gar is such a darling young man. :D

[David Van Via]

Originally posted by Splooge
Cunt!!:D


C'mon Splooge be nice, that's just mean!!

[Splooge]

Originally posted by David Van Via
C'mon Splooge be nice, that's just mean!!

Sorry.......cunt!:D

[Stella]

Splooge just gets a little moody sometimes. Really, I THINK he means well...

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by Stella
Splooge just gets a little moody sometimes. Really, I THINK he means well...

Especially when he drinks....look out!!

[Stella]

I think its the catnip.

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by Stella
I think its the catnip.

He's doing that stuff again?? I'll kill the little fucker!!!

[David Van Via]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
He's doing that stuff again?? I'll kill the little fucker!!!

I'm sorry I didn't think it would cause so much harm.

[Stella]

Originally posted by David Van Via
I'm sorry I didn't think it would cause so much harm.

Its not your fault Splooge can't handle his kitty nip. ;)

[Stella]

:)

[David Van Via]

Originally posted by Stella
Its not your fault Splooge can't handle his kitty nip. ;)

If you say so, I still feel bad about making the little guy go all wierd.

[tydhurst]

David Van Via, the local dealer.

You should see the state of my cats after he's been round.

[tydhurst]

I voted for stella anyhow!

[David Van Via]

Originally posted by tydhurst
David Van Via, the local dealer.

You should see the state of my cats after he's been round.

Damn, I now look all dodgy in the catnip dealing trade. Damn me and me kindness giving hamsters catnip when they're in need.

[David Van Via]

Originally posted by tydhurst
I voted for stella anyhow!

I wish I did, I feel bad that I voted for splooge after how nice Stella has been to me. I'm sorry baby, I really am.

[Stella]

Did you just call me baby? Do you have a thing for furry little hamsters?

:blushing:

David, you know I think you are the greatest human being around. I have absolutely and completely forgiven you for voting for Splooge and not me. ***sniffing and wiping little bitty tears, with teeny tiny paws***

Now, please, don't let that one little thing bother you any more. You have done so much for me and I am grateful to count you among my friends.

:D

Bill, hook him up with some back stage passes, or front row seats or something would you please?

[Splooge]

Fak.....Skank!!!!

[Susie Q]

This is like some soap opera.....what shall we name it? The Stella and Splooge show!! :D

[Reverberator]

I am the God of Hell Fire !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Reverberator]

Fire

[Reverberator]

I want ye ta burn .

[Splooge]

Originally posted by Reverberator
I want ye ta burn .

Burn this. (http://www.charlietubbles.com/darkgamemen.exe)

[Reverberator]

You are a cunt of the highest order .

prepare for the onslaught .

HaHahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahaha

[Splooge]

Originally posted by Reverberator
You are a cunt of the highest order .

prepare for the onslaught .

HaHahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahaha

Thanks for the compliment.

Gotcha!!!:D :D :D

[Reverberator]

Ha ha .

[David Van Via]

Originally posted by Stella
Did you just call me baby? Do you have a thing for furry little hamsters?

:blushing:

David, you know I think you are the greatest human being around. I have absolutely and completely forgiven you for voting for Splooge and not me. ***sniffing and wiping little bitty tears, with teeny tiny paws***

Now, please, don't let that one little thing bother you any more. You have done so much for me and I am grateful to count you among my friends.

:D

Bill, hook him up with some back stage passes, or front row seats or something would you please?

I Didn't even realize I typed that. Oh well.

Ok I wont let that bother me anymore and backstage passes would be fantastic. Could I get 3 more for the rest of the band. Please Bill.

[Stella]

You mean you didn't mean it? I was going to see if Dave would write us a song. "I'm Hot for Hamster"!

[David Van Via]

Sorry Stella, hamsters aren't really my type. Could you ask Dave to mix 2 songs of his and get "I'm hot for beautiful Girls"!

[Stella]

Sorry David. I was kidding. I am just a little hamster with absolutely no sway with Dave at all. :D But I would if I could!

[David Van Via]

Two different Daves in that one post, that just gets confusing! :S

[Stella]

The difficulties in dealing with rodents!

[David Van Via]

Oh well, I can put up with that.

[Stella]

Glad to hear it. Are you sure you are not into hamsters...even the hot ones?

[David Van Via]

Sorry Stella not even the hot ones.

[David Van Via]

If I died then got reincarnated as a hamster then the answer would be yes. But until that day, the answer is nope sorry!

[Stella]

Oh well. Not even the promise of that would make me wish for your death. Instead I will wish a beautiful human to come into your life. One with dark brown eyes so when you look into them, you will remember your little Stella!

*** don't worry, its just a little hamser humor***

[David Van Via]

Ok hamster humour is wierd. But thank you.... I think!

[Bill Lumbergh]

Stella due to your newfound comedic stylings, I've booked you at a bunch of comedy clubs.........get some material together PRONTO. Oh, and don't forget to have my pool cleaned by Wednesday, some bitches are being flown in to "assist" me. Thanks babe! I notice you've tied Splooge in the poll!

[David Van Via]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Stella due to your newfound comedic stylings, I've booked you at a bunch of comedy clubs.........get some material together PRONTO. Oh, and don't forget to have my pool cleaned by Wednesday, some bitches are being flown in to "assist" me. Thanks babe! I notice you've tied Splooge in the poll!

Hey Bill can I get tickets for those to please?

[Stella]

Originally posted by David Van Via
Hey Bill can I get tickets for those to please?

Yes, Bill, get David four front row tickets with back stage passes, or I will NOT clean your pool.

"Bills Ladies"

[Stella]

Just kidding... this comedy thing is fun!

Everyone knows those are for Splooge. (to help out with his little medical problem)

This is for Bill. :D

[Stella]

And this is for David. ;)

[David Van Via]

Munchie looks like a bloody nutcase and chibby looks evil!

[Stella]

Splooge likes all kinds.

Sorry I forgot the picture on that last one.

Happy Birthday Darling.

[David Van Via]

Originally posted by Stella
And this is for David. ;)

Don't scare me with things like that the day before my birthday!

[David Van Via]

There was no pic there when I said that.

Thanks for the birthday present!

[Stella]

You're welcome.

[Stella]

And a brunette...

[David Van Via]

How long do I get to keep them, can I get a Red Head too.

[Stella]

surely

[Stella]

as many as you can handle

[Stella]

seriously... here you go.

You can keep them for as long as you can keep them happy. I have no control over these women. ;)

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by Stella
Yes, Bill, get David four front row tickets with back stage passes, or I will NOT clean your pool.

"Bills Ladies"

Done...........wow those were some hotties!

[Stella]

for your prompt response... one more

[5151 Parrothead]

"As the Exercise Wheel Turns"


Originally posted by Susie Q
This is like some soap opera.....what shall we name it? The Stella and Splooge show!! :D

[David Van Via]

Originally posted by Stella
seriously... here you go.

You can keep them for as long as you can keep them happy. I have no control over these women. ;)
.
Thanks Stella.

I can keep them for as long as I can keep them happy. This is going to be a fantastic Birthday!

[David Van Via]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Done...........wow those were some hotties!

Thanks Bill it's much appreciated! :D

[tjvhou812]

shut up

[Stella]

does it seem cold in here

Get Back to the pen and change your avatar!

[David Van Via]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
shut up

Shut the fuck up sheep.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by David Van Via
Shut the fuck up sheep.

I second that...........SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[lms2]

Bill, it has been brought to my attention that you are exploiting hamsters for your own personal gain.... Shame on you. :D

[lms2]

****psst, Splooge-there has beena threat made against your water supply, just to play it safe, stick with Guwapo's Stellas for the next week or so, okay?****

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by lms2
Bill, it has been brought to my attention that you are exploiting hamsters for your own personal gain.... Shame on you. :D

Me?! No way...........just trying to make a buck. Hamsters don't have feelings anyway! :D

[Stella]

Feelings... Nothing more than feelings...

[Stella]

http://www.menstuff.org/issues/byissue/feelings.html

[Splooge]

Fak!!!! Feel this!!!

[Stella]

Ohhh baby... are you talking to me or to Bill?

Its the withdraw isn't it... Hang in there Splooge, I know you can beat this nasty addiction!

[Splooge]

Originally posted by Stella
Ohhh baby... are you talking to me or to Bill?

Its the withdraw isn't it... Hang in there Splooge, I know you can beat this nasty addiction!

I need a beer Stella baby c'mon, jjjjust one and I'll be

mmmmyself again......GET ME A BEER BIOTCH!!!!!

[Stella]

Be strong Splooge, its for your own good.

[Splooge]

Originally posted by Stella
Be strong Splooge, its for your own good.

I ssssee dead people.....ooooooo and a pink bunny.....

[David Van Via]

How big is the pink bunny?

[Stella]

I think someone has been hitting the kitty nip again!

Even if you never get better, I will always love you just the way you are. Ya crazy hamster.

[David Van Via]

Originally posted by Stella
I think someone has been hitting the kitty nip again!

Even if you never get better, I will always love you just the way you are. Ya crazy hamster.

I promise I didn't give it to him!

[Stella]

Its my fault. I should never have left that stash in the Stella Mobile. But I was saving it!

[David Van Via]

Originally posted by Stella
Its my fault. I should never have left that stash in the Stella Mobile. But I was saving it!

You should remember to lock that thing.

Oh well how have you been anyway Stella?

[Splooge]

Originally posted by David Van Via
How big is the pink bunny?

Big as an elephant.....

[Splooge]

Originally posted by Stella
I think someone has been hitting the kitty nip again!

Even if you never get better, I will always love you just the way you are. Ya crazy hamster.

Really....then hhhhow about that beer babe?????

[Stella]

Oh fine! Go ask Guwapo.

Good David, how about yourself. Not to "birthdayed" out I hope. ;)

[David Van Via]

Originally posted by Splooge
Big as an elephant.....

Jesus, that's big.

[David Van Via]

Originally posted by Stella
Oh fine! Go ask Guwapo.

Good David, how about yourself. Not to "birthdayed" out I hope. ;)

No I feel great, thanks for asking!

[Splooge]

Originally posted by David Van Via
Jesus, that's big.


Ahhhhhh ttttthat's the pink bunny!!!!!!

[David Van Via]

Hey Splooge I bumped into somebody on google who said he knew you!

[Stella]

I think Splooge has entered rehab. Either that or he's run off with another woman. Damn rodent...

[Viking]

I gotta vote for Splooge. That fuckin' rodent is all attitude......:killer: