Van Hagar playing smaller US cities after Canadian tour

[Nitro Express]

Van Hagar is going to play shows in Fargo, North Dakota; Ames, Iowa; and Bozeman, Montana and of course the venues are going to be smaller.

The curiosity is wearing off and die hard Van Halen fans are choosing not to waste their money on such mediocrity.

If this band continues, be sure to see them at the Bumblefuck County Fair or WeFuckem Casino on the Redasshole Indian Reservation soon.

[Matt White]

Next stop...The armory in Peoria, Dell's Truckstop in New Salem, and the Wallmart parking lot in Gandeeville. Maybe they can pull another 5,000 to a show!!!!BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
The SHAM HALEN FLEECE THE SHEEP TOUR 2004, coming to a bowling alley near you !!!!


FUCK YOU Van Hagar SHEEP!!!!!

[Panamark]

Doesnt the Van Hagar tour finish tomorrow ??

Aboot fookin Time ! (No Sammy, you cant steal that for
a song title)

[FORD]

Bozeman, Montana?? Well that's fitting.... you know the state motto of Montana is "where the men are men and the sheep are scared"

So you can't say Van Hagar doesn't know where to find their audience ;)

[Nitro Express]

Ames Iowa is where they make shovels and wheelbarrels. Maybe they can dig a big grave there for Van Hagar to bury themselves in after their show tanks at the local greased pig grabbing contest and tractor pull.

[guwapo_rocker]

Helloooo SIERRA CITY!!!!!!