Okay, so it has been well established that Eddie had mouth cancer due to his chain smoking of Marlboros like a prison bitch about to take a shower but my question is thus: did he really get part of his tongue cut out?
A Question For Hardcore Van Halen Fans
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Re: A Question For Hardcore Van Halen Fans
Originally posted by Kristy
did he really get part of his tongue cut out?
And, like EVH has, my relative went BACK to smoking. INSANITY!!!!
DAVE OR THE GRAVE SMOKING MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!
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Originally posted by Kristy
Thank you. But basically what you're saying is that I can't make fun of him? Damn. No bother, as I will look for other ways to ridicule that way too talented asshole just because I want to.Twistin' by the pool.Comment
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Originally posted by Panamark
Everyone knows it wasnt smoking that caused Ed's cancer !
It was his metal picks !! Just ask ED !!!
(That is one deluded ex guitar legend)Comment
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Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
Actually, Ed's tongue was completely removed and replaced with his penis.
Mezro...Ed's new tongue has a urethra...Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!Comment
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Some may be speculative as to why cancer truly formed in his mouth.
Personally I think it was from suckin' on Sammy Hagar's dick for too long.
But that is just me personally.
DLR fucking RULES.Comment
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Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
Actually, Ed's tongue was completely removed and replaced with his penis. He had no use for his dick because he has no balls anyway.
wait, did he ever fuck her? I figured he'd be the kinda guy that would let her fuck im with a strap on.
after all...ed is skinny...wolfie is a whale...maybe val got fucked by another dutchman, agustus gloopGot beef with my comments? Blow me!Comment
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I personally think Ed's got Brain Cancer, with all the bullshit decisions that dude's made in the last 19 years.....If you listen to fools
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