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Northern Girl
10-02-2004, 11:19 AM
So I have this sex dream last night. Dave was in it, so was self-proclaimed super mod sweet Pete. Why Pete? I don't know. I don't know Pete. Perhaps because last night before I went to bed I was watching the VH DVD he sent me, and I was thinking how nice it was for him to do that for me. Anyway, the details are not important. So, I wake up from this dream this morning. I'm a little perplexed, a little curious and yes a little wet. It's 4:30 a.m. and even though I know there is no way I will get back to sleep after, I have to proceed to live by my motto "Never waste a wet pussy." So I didn't. Again, the details are not important. Isn't that a good motto? :D Anyone else have a motto they live by?
Coyote
10-02-2004, 11:32 AM
"If it sounds good, it's good".
Warham
10-02-2004, 01:37 PM
Sounds good to me.

:D
David Van Via
10-02-2004, 02:03 PM
Live life to the full, you only get one shot at it.
CROWBAR
10-02-2004, 02:56 PM
Save a tree, eat a beaver :D

....especially at 4:30 a.m.
Figs
10-02-2004, 03:08 PM
ut-oh.....
Mezro
10-02-2004, 04:05 PM
Originally posted by Northern Girl
"Never waste a wet pussy."

We share the same philosophy;)

Mezro...I went golfing with the Dali Lama and he taught me that. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga, never waste a wet pussy my son...
lms2
10-02-2004, 05:17 PM
:D
CROWBAR
10-02-2004, 06:04 PM
:D This could be fun!!
Ozzy Fudd
10-02-2004, 07:14 PM
Originally posted by lms2
:D
that looks like a pissed off wet pussy lol
DeadOrAlive
10-02-2004, 10:56 PM
Hmm... gotta think of one!
Island Boy
10-02-2004, 10:58 PM
To be the man you have to beat the man!!!
DeadOrAlive
10-02-2004, 10:59 PM
Do you, Do you, feel like I do!?
MAX
10-02-2004, 11:15 PM
Originally posted by Northern Girl
So I have this sex dream last night. Dave was in it, so was self-proclaimed super mod sweet Pete. Why Pete?

Don't sweat it dear. Pete has the same effect with me as well and I dream about him nightly. He gets me wet too!!!! LOL!!! ;) :p :D
badhorsie
10-02-2004, 11:22 PM
same old shit just different day and year
MAX
10-02-2004, 11:32 PM
Originally posted by badhorsie
same old shit just different day and year


Go bang Paris Hilton and see if you can get her to actually move. lol! :)
badhorsie
10-03-2004, 12:53 AM
Originally posted by MAX
Go bang Paris Hilton and see if you can get her to actually move. lol! :)

LOL

She's a dead fish!
MAX
10-03-2004, 12:56 AM
Originally posted by badhorsie
LOL

She's a dead fish!


LMAO!!!! I know. I replied to your post regarding her at the links and never received a reply? You were dead on!!!!

I'm proud to have you as one of my sheep in the pen bro. :D
badhorsie
10-03-2004, 01:02 AM
Did you?

*goes back to the links and looks*

lol i see it now.
MAX
10-03-2004, 01:07 AM
Stellar!!!

Just threw you a vote as well. I have to give my stellar pen inmates a five star vote. :D
Dan
10-03-2004, 01:29 AM
Go hard and Stay Hard.
pete
10-03-2004, 08:50 AM
Originally posted by Northern Girl
So I have this sex dream last night. Dave was in it, so was self-proclaimed super mod sweet Pete. Why Pete? I don't know. I don't know Pete. Perhaps because last night before I went to bed I was watching the VH DVD he sent me, and I was thinking how nice it was for him to do that for me. Anyway, the details are not important. So, I wake up from this dream this morning. I'm a little perplexed, a little curious and yes a little wet. It's 4:30 a.m. and even though I know there is no way I will get back to sleep after, I have to proceed to live by my motto "Never waste a wet pussy." So I didn't. Again, the details are not important. Isn't that a good motto? :D Anyone else have a motto they live by?

Just another day in the life of pete.

To bring inspiration, love and moisture to the crotches of woman world-wide.
Northern Girl
10-03-2004, 09:15 AM
Originally posted by CROWBAR
Save a tree, eat a beaver :D

....especially at 4:30 a.m.

So where were you? I had to take care of things alone IYKWIM. Oh well, at least I wasn't at work this time. LOL.
Northern Girl
10-03-2004, 09:18 AM
Originally posted by pete
Just another day in the life of pete.

To bring inspiration, love and moisture to the crotches of woman world-wide.

On behalf of women world-wide, we thank you !!
CROWBAR
10-03-2004, 02:48 PM
Originally posted by Northern Girl
So where were you? I had to take care of things alone IYKWIM. Oh well, at least I wasn't at work this time. LOL.

Too bad I couldn't have been there! You do it at work too?

You've been a very naughty girl, now go to my bedroom! :D :eatit:
Roth & Roll
10-03-2004, 04:20 PM
Originally posted by Northern Girl
So I have this sex dream last night. Dave was in it, so was self-proclaimed super mod sweet Pete. Why Pete? I don't know. I don't know Pete. Perhaps because last night before I went to bed I was watching the VH DVD he sent me, and I was thinking how nice it was for him to do that for me. Anyway, the details are not important. So, I wake up from this dream this morning. I'm a little perplexed, a little curious and yes a little wet. It's 4:30 a.m. and even though I know there is no way I will get back to sleep after, I have to proceed to live by my motto "Never waste a wet pussy." So I didn't. Again, the details are not important. Isn't that a good motto? :D Anyone else have a motto they live by?

Yeah -
Wet pussy is like KFC - It's finger lickin' good, baby, ;)
Northern Girl
10-03-2004, 04:35 PM
Originally posted by CROWBAR
You do it at work too?

I cannot tell a lie. It has happened. Damn pisces daydreamer you know. Sitting at my desk. The mind wanders. Things happen. Private bathroom. Why waste it? Now do you think less of me?
diamondsgirl
10-03-2004, 07:43 PM
Originally posted by MAX
Don't sweat it dear. Pete has the same effect with me as well and I dream about him nightly. He gets me wet too!!!! LOL!!! ;) :p :D

and you have that effect with me Maximus ;) Oh my. :D


Originally posted by Pete
To bring inspiration, love and moisture to the crotches of woman world-wide.

Pete rocks. :)

Northern Girl, you got my vote, my horny sista! ;)

My motto: Save a horse, ride a cowboy. :)
FlatulentShadow
10-03-2004, 07:46 PM
Hey DG, smootches.

I just bought a new wonder bra!!!!

I can hold Krispy cremes in my cleavage.

:)
DeadOrAlive
10-03-2004, 07:47 PM
Do you feel like I do?
Warham
10-03-2004, 08:21 PM
Now who's that babe with the flatulent shadow!
FlatulentShadow
10-03-2004, 08:23 PM
I worked hard to look like a bag of potatos.
MAX
10-03-2004, 09:24 PM
Originally posted by diamondsgirl
and you have that effect with me Maximus ;) Oh my. :D

You must want my skin to look like a raisin? That will make two ice cold showers that I've had to take within ten minutes cos of you? LOL! :eek:

No, the hell with it cos you win!!! I'm busting out the hand lotion and Kleenex. ;)



Save a horse, ride a cowboy. :)

Now I'm even more proud that I own two pairs of cowboy boots. :D
sambo
10-04-2004, 02:20 AM
Resist everything except temptation
FlatulentShadow
10-04-2004, 08:18 AM
You will all die!!!! Die!!!!!!! Die!!!!!!!

http://www.tommycosmetics.com/pig.jpg
rustoffa
10-04-2004, 08:29 AM
AIEYYYYYYYYY! I CAN SEE IT IN YOUR EYES!!!

http://img65.exs.cx/img65/6613/FAT.jpg
Northern Girl
10-04-2004, 09:26 AM
Originally posted by MAX
That will make two ice cold showers that I've had to take


Okay, now I'm picturing that !


Originally posted by MAX
I'm busting out the hand lotion and Kleenex

And that !

Here we go again. You guys are keeping me busy. LOL.
diamondsgirl
10-04-2004, 09:38 AM
Originally posted by Northern Girl
Okay, now I'm picturing that !



And that !

Here we go again. You guys are keeping me busy. LOL.

you know what keeps me busy? In the Cali Girls vid when Dave is singing about the Northern Girls...he looks soo friggin' hot!!!:cool:

but, Maximus in the shower ain't so bad either...lol:)
CROWBAR
10-04-2004, 05:59 PM
Originally posted by Northern Girl
I cannot tell a lie. It has happened. Damn pisces daydreamer you know. Sitting at my desk. The mind wanders. Things happen. Private bathroom. Why waste it? Now do you think less of me?

BABY THERE"S A FULL MOON OUT TONIGHT!!

.....and she say's......
JCOOK
10-04-2004, 06:56 PM
If you cant' laugh at yourself, make fun of other people!
tydhurst
10-05-2004, 05:53 AM
Kill the whales, save the Plankton.
tydhurst
10-05-2004, 05:55 AM
Originally posted by JCOOK
If you cant' laugh at yourself, make fun of other people!

Swish, i live by that motto because i live in Orkney!
CROWBAR
10-05-2004, 02:26 PM
Now do you think less of me?

No. let's ......:D
Angel
10-05-2004, 02:36 PM
You'll have the Blues, Not me! :D
Northern Girl
10-05-2004, 03:50 PM
Hey Dave's playing along and he didn't even know it. Check out Crowbar's favorite rothism. There's Dave's motto.
hamlet31
10-05-2004, 03:58 PM
fuck it
CROWBAR
10-05-2004, 04:07 PM
Originally posted by Northern Girl
Hey Dave's playing along and he didn't even know it. Check out Crowbar's favorite rothism. There's Dave's motto.

I WUV A NORTHERN GAL!!
Northern Girl
10-05-2004, 04:25 PM
Originally posted by CROWBAR
I WUV A NORTHERN GAL!!

I am wuvable. I wuv myself all the time, remember? :p
CROWBAR
10-05-2004, 04:27 PM
yes, that part! PM me!!
Northern Girl
10-05-2004, 06:21 PM
You first.
Lady Cab Driver
10-05-2004, 08:14 PM
LOL! I have a computer, a vibrator, & pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?
Ozzy Fudd
10-10-2004, 08:57 PM
I Have NEVER Licked A Woman I Didn't Like