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  • Northern Girl
    Full Member Status

    • Jan 2004
    • 3958
    #1

    Everyone should have a motto

    So I have this sex dream last night. Dave was in it, so was self-proclaimed super mod sweet Pete. Why Pete? I don't know. I don't know Pete. Perhaps because last night before I went to bed I was watching the VH DVD he sent me, and I was thinking how nice it was for him to do that for me. Anyway, the details are not important. So, I wake up from this dream this morning. I'm a little perplexed, a little curious and yes a little wet. It's 4:30 a.m. and even though I know there is no way I will get back to sleep after, I have to proceed to live by my motto "Never waste a wet pussy." So I didn't. Again, the details are not important. Isn't that a good motto? Anyone else have a motto they live by?
    Same ole song and dance...
    Tags: motto
    • Coyote
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Jan 2004
      • 8185
      #2
      "If it sounds good, it's good".
      Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

      Originally posted by Seshmeister
      It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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        • Warham
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Mar 2004
          • 14589
          #3
          Sounds good to me.

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            • David Van Via
              Sniper
              • Apr 2004
              • 753
              #4
              Live life to the full, you only get one shot at it.
              Rumour has it that Van Halen have continued in recent years with a new lead signer, but since there 1985 breakup, nobody involved has ever recaptured that spontaneous cheeseburger magic!

              ROLLING STONE MAGAZINE

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                • CROWBAR
                  Commando
                  • Sep 2004
                  • 1283
                  #5
                  Save a tree, eat a beaver

                  ....especially at 4:30 a.m.

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                    • Figs
                      Crazy Ass Mofo
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 2942
                      #6
                      ut-oh.....

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                        • Mezro
                          Full Member Status

                          • May 2004
                          • 4153
                          #7
                          Re: Everyone should have a motto

                          Originally posted by Northern Girl
                          "Never waste a wet pussy."
                          We share the same philosophy

                          Mezro...I went golfing with the Dali Lama and he taught me that. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga, never waste a wet pussy my son...
                          Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!

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                            • lms2
                              #8

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                                • CROWBAR
                                  Commando
                                  • Sep 2004
                                  • 1283
                                  #9
                                  This could be fun!!

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                                    • Ozzy Fudd
                                      Veteran
                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 1667
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by lms2
                                      that looks like a pissed off wet pussy lol
                                      Roth Army MP
                                      Originally posted by Panamark
                                      Is there such a thing as a trailer park virgin?
                                      or is that just a chick that can run faster than her father and brothers ??
                                      Originally posted by BITEYOASS
                                      She looks like someone I wake up to after a night of drinking. Or someone I'd bang so a buddy of mine can get her hotter friend.
                                      Originally posted by JAY HALE
                                      so how's about you stop lying, log off and go practice.

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                                        • DeadOrAlive
                                          Veteran
                                          • Jul 2004
                                          • 1683
                                          #11
                                          Hmm... gotta think of one!

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                                            • Island Boy
                                              Roadie
                                              • May 2004
                                              • 187
                                              #12
                                              To be the man you have to beat the man!!!
                                              Whether you like it or not, learn to love it, because its the best thing going. Wooooo!

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                                                • DeadOrAlive
                                                  Veteran
                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                  • 1683
                                                  #13
                                                  Do you, Do you, feel like I do!?

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                                                    • MAX
                                                      Rotharmy Gladiator

                                                      DIAMOND STATUS
                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                      • 12995
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Everyone should have a motto

                                                      Originally posted by Northern Girl
                                                      So I have this sex dream last night. Dave was in it, so was self-proclaimed super mod sweet Pete. Why Pete?
                                                      Don't sweat it dear. Pete has the same effect with me as well and I dream about him nightly. He gets me wet too!!!! LOL!!! :p
                                                      EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                                                        • badhorsie
                                                          #15
                                                          same old shit just different day and year

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