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scorpioboy33
10-02-2004, 02:48 PM
Have you seen this sight....there is enough sheep shit in there to kill up the Sky Dome........check out the forums...btw I just started a why I hate Sammy Hagar thread....and I saw um in Toronto..but not gonna see em again...not even in Hamilton....
scorpioboy33
10-02-2004, 03:15 PM
OK this is funny (at least to me but Im real imature...anyways posted the gay hagar pic haha Im gonna try this idiot below nuts...let me know if you got or know where some good spammy pics are...I just used the action figure on....
Hay scorpioboy, SHUT THE HELL UP!!! Did you really need to post that? I'v seen whay to meny people hate on Sammy.You are a asshole. I dont give a sh*t what you think about sammy.We are hear to talk about Eddie Van Halen not if you like Sammy or Dave. If you whant to do that go th rotharmy.com,or SHUT THE HELL UP!!!
CROWBAR
10-02-2004, 03:18 PM
They've already been infiltrated by the Roth Army bro! The Don & a few others made their presence known! Here, here!:baaa:
scorpioboy33
10-02-2004, 03:18 PM
actually I just seen that....man it's great to be a brother in arms!
CROWBAR
10-02-2004, 03:20 PM
Drop and give us twenty maggots!! :D
scorpioboy33
10-03-2004, 02:49 PM
don corleone...you rock.....my god what a bunch of babies over there :)
Don Corleone
10-03-2004, 03:01 PM
The brain is a muscle they don't use much over there.
scorpioboy33
10-03-2004, 03:02 PM
P I didn't know that was you :) haha
scorpioboy33
10-03-2004, 03:11 PM
im trying to bait em while still not getting kick off..but Im pretty sure won't last long :(
Originally posted by scorpioboy33
P I didn't know that was you :) haha
Hell yah!!!
All these Spam fans pretending to be VH fans is sooo funny.
Roth & Roll
10-03-2004, 03:28 PM
Originally posted by scorpioboy33
Have you seen this sight....there is enough sheep shit in there to kill up the Sky Dome........check out the forums...btw I just started a why I hate Sammy Hagar thread....and I saw um in Toronto..but not gonna see em again...not even in Hamilton....
Don't know what's worse - seeing Van Hagar or being in Toronto.
Now THAT'S a double whammy.
scorpioboy33
10-03-2004, 03:41 PM
mmm Im from Hamilton haha
anyways....come peeps come join the fun
http://www.eddievanhalen.com/cgi-bin/index.cgi?action=forum&board=generalchat&op=display&num=668195&start=120
Don Corleone
10-04-2004, 01:15 PM
That's it, I'm starting a Sheep Pen over there.
CROWBAR
10-04-2004, 01:20 PM
Get 'em Don! :D
Don Corleone
10-04-2004, 01:20 PM
Done:
http://www.eddievanhalen.com/cgi-bin/index.cgi?action=forum&board=generalchat&op=display&num=668570&start=
CROWBAR
10-04-2004, 02:20 PM
HA HA!! Don, I now bow before you! Too funny! Shit! I can't quit laughin'! :D
better than runnin' numbers!
Matt White
10-04-2004, 02:26 PM
Originally posted by Don Corleone
Done:
http://www.eddievanhalen.com/cgi-bin/index.cgi?action=forum&board=generalchat&op=display&num=668570&start=
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
GOOD WORK, DON!!!!
DAVE OR THE GRAVE SHEEP MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!
Don Corleone
10-04-2004, 02:39 PM
Look at all the whinging there tonight.
Don Corleone
10-04-2004, 03:17 PM
Look at this Private Message I was sent:
"*bleep* off and die you little prick. I know people like you, your some little asshole that has to hide on the internet, because your to chicken crap to face the real world. So if you want to start something, bring it on ass wipe"
ROTFLMFAO
Don Corleone
10-04-2004, 03:24 PM
All responses to be sent to mountain1965
guwapo_rocker
10-04-2004, 03:30 PM
Originally posted by Roth & Roll
Don't know what's worse - seeing Van Hagar or being in Toronto.
Now THAT'S a double whammy.
Got a problem with Toronto?
guwapo_rocker
10-04-2004, 04:18 PM
Originally posted by Don Corleone
All responses to be sent to mountain1965
Splooge is on his way!!:D
http://www.eddievanhalen.com/images/uploads/mb-091704-1005.jpg
Grossest.
Sammy pic.
Ever photographed..
I shall now have that shutterbug drawn and quartered for a lesson to all!
guwapo_rocker
10-04-2004, 04:49 PM
http://www.eddievanhalen.com/cgi-bin/index.cgi?action=forum&board=generalchat&op=display&num=668573
guwapo_rocker
10-04-2004, 04:59 PM
They keep deleting Splooges posts!!!!
Don Corleone
10-04-2004, 04:59 PM
They've closed the thread.
guwapo_rocker
10-04-2004, 05:04 PM
http://www.eddievanhalen.com/cgi-bin/index.cgi?action=forum&board=generalchat&op=display&num=668576&start=
Splooge
10-04-2004, 05:12 PM
Fak, they censored my sig. pic.
Fakkers don't like boobies!!
Roth & Roll
10-04-2004, 05:44 PM
Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
Got a problem with Toronto?
To be blunt - yeah. I lived there briefly because of my job and didn't care much for the city. Nothing personal; different strokes for different folks but it wasn't exactly my cup of tea.
Great highway system - but everything is so damn spread out. It seemed like everytime I had to go somewhere I was looking at a 40 minute drive.
Splooge
10-04-2004, 05:58 PM
Originally posted by Roth & Roll
To be blunt - yeah. I lived there briefly because of my job and didn't care much for the city. Nothing personal; different strokes for different folks but it wasn't exactly my cup of tea.
Great highway system - but everything is so damn spread out. It seemed like everytime I had to go somewhere I was looking at a 40 minute drive.
Yeah big cities tend to be spread out. You must have been in the boonies though, Mississauga perhaps?
Roth & Roll
10-04-2004, 06:08 PM
Originally posted by Splooge
Yeah big cities tend to be spread out. You must have been in the boonies though, Mississauga perhaps?
Bullseye. LOL
I take it you're familiar with the area and understand what I mean.
I've been to most major cities in North America and Toronto rates among the top of the list in terms of how vastly spread out it is.
Kind of like the Phoenix metropolitan area without the sunshine, bikinis, palm trees and cactai.
Splooge
10-04-2004, 06:32 PM
Originally posted by Roth & Roll
Bullseye.
Miserysauga....kind of like Buffalo without the great chicken wings.
Splooge
10-04-2004, 06:46 PM
FAK!!
Splooge,
Just saw the "dung beetle" thread and some of your
comments to members are out of line. Profanity, no
matter how you disguise it is unacceptable on this site.
Please keep your comments clean and on topic.
Thanks,
Craig
Forum Moderator
http://www.sit.wisc.edu/~ejburnett/crybaby.jpg
Roth & Roll
10-04-2004, 06:56 PM
Originally posted by Splooge
Miserysauga....kind of like Buffalo without the great chicken wings.
Great analogy.
I got a kick out of "Miserysauga". Never heard it described quite like that before. LOL
Roth & Roll
10-04-2004, 07:01 PM
About eddievanhalen.com all I can say is it's further proof of how messed up Eddie really is.
He copyrights his"Frankenstein" design which is just white stripes on a red background; but he couldn't even secure the domain name rights to his very name.
Drunken fool.
guwapo_rocker
10-04-2004, 08:53 PM
Splooge will be banned in 5,4,3,2......
mountain1965
10-04-2004, 09:51 PM
Originally posted by Don Corleone
Look at this Private Message I was sent:
"*bleep* off and die you little prick. I know people like you, your some little asshole that has to hide on the internet, because your to chicken crap to face the real world. So if you want to start something, bring it on ass wipe"
ROTFLMFAO
That 's funny as Hell. That guy must have hit a nerve for you to have to post it.
Originally posted by mountain1965
That 's funny as Hell. That guy must have hit a nerve for you to have to post it.
You couldn't hit a G-spot growing externally.
We made you are bitch with facts and your own perpetuating stupidity.
Now get in the fucking pen!!!
mountain1965
10-04-2004, 09:57 PM
Originally posted by pete
You couldn't hit a G-spot growing externally.
We made you are bitch with facts and your own perpetuating stupidity.
I didn't know faggots knew what a g-spot is, apparently you do.
Originally posted by mountain1965
I didn't know faggots knew what a g-spot is, apparently you do.
If a faggot gang-banged your mom for your dad's amusement. yeah that was me.
Pussy.
By the way tha bitch stinks.
Feminine deodorant.
It makes a great gift.
mountain1965
10-04-2004, 10:06 PM
Originally posted by pete
By the way tha bitch stinks.
Feminine deodorant.
It makes a great gift.
Dude what does your momma use to get the smell out, kerosene?
Originally posted by mountain1965
Dude what does your momma use to get the smell out, kerosene?
My momma's dead - what you're's excuse?
FlatulentShadow
10-04-2004, 10:27 PM
Now mountain, come over hear and give momma a foot massage.
They can't love you like I do.
CROWBAR
10-05-2004, 03:51 PM
Wot was all thaat noizze? :D
guwapo_rocker
10-05-2004, 04:44 PM
Looks like they closed Splooge's Sammy is a Dung Beetle thread
over there.
CROWBAR
10-05-2004, 06:22 PM
Ha Ha!
lonely ships upon the water......
Matt White
10-06-2004, 01:28 AM
Originally posted by CROWBAR
Ha Ha!
lonely ships upon the water......
NICE PICTURE CROWBAR!!!!
DAVE needs to team up with JIMMY PAGE!!!! Finally, music grand enough to match DAVE's lyrics!!!!
DAVE OR THE GRAVE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!
CROWBAR
10-06-2004, 12:15 PM
tha Jimmy Page and David Lee Roth? Whoooboy!!!:killer:
DavidLeeNatra
10-06-2004, 12:18 PM
Originally posted by CROWBAR
tha Jimmy Page and David Lee Roth? Whoooboy!!!:killer:
not sure... :confused:
Don Corleone
10-06-2004, 04:38 PM
Originally posted by mountain1965
That 's funny as Hell. That guy must have hit a nerve for you to have to post it.
No, it's just a gentle rib tickler that I thought I'd share with everyone.... What you have there is the insight into the delusional mentally of the Van Hagar sheep (namely you).
Now get back in the Pen, or we'll publish your IP address (here and in the dump) and really fuck you up.
Splooge
10-06-2004, 04:42 PM
ahhh 1965 is the cunt from over there....good to know...
jhale667
10-06-2004, 05:43 PM
Man, I just checked out the links you guys posted...what a bunch of sissy-ass crybabies over there!! No Profanity? Fuck off. No Roth fans allowed? Lick my fucking balls! And their 'facts' about Spammy-era VH sales figures are off...last I heard, the Roth catalog STILL outsells the Spam. Sure as hell did by leaps and bounds when I was workin' in music distribution.....what a bunch of choads.
Splooge
10-06-2004, 05:45 PM
Yep....they still think Ed is sober!!
Don Corleone
10-25-2004, 10:08 AM
Right now there is total denial at the Sammy news over there. Hell one Sheep even said "I don't want to see DLR with Van Halen, I want them to continue with Sam".
Matt White
10-25-2004, 11:30 AM
Originally posted by Don Corleone
Right now there is total denial at the Sammy news over there. Hell one Sheep even said "I don't want to see DLR with Van Halen, I want them to continue with Sam".
Wow! That's frightening Don. They must really FEAR THE MIGHTY VAN HALEN to be that deep in denial.
Don Corleone
10-25-2004, 01:15 PM
Originally posted by Matt White
Wow! That's frightening Don. They must really FEAR THE MIGHTY VAN HALEN to be that deep in denial.
The same guy later delivered this bombshell:
"I don't like the Dave era stuff"
Al Neri is now on route to educate this person.
Carmine
10-25-2004, 01:20 PM
let me know if I can be of assistance!
Don Corleone
10-25-2004, 01:32 PM
Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
let me know if I can be of assistance!
An extra pair of Italian hands never went a miss.
Carmine
10-25-2004, 01:42 PM
...at your disposal!
Carmine
10-25-2004, 01:57 PM
...and this "Family" will be watching
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