Has anyone seen the white meat Eddie claims he's chasing?

[Nitro Express]

Sammy told Howard Stern Eddie is getting laid left and right and Eddie made the comment he's chasing white meat. Now I've seen some receient pictures of Vallerie at a Chicago Cubs game with Wolfie and the kid might be fat and goofy looking but his mommy looks good for he age. Vallerie isn't going to have a problem getting cracked by some young cock, but poor Eddie is probably going to have to buy an inflatable doll and a fake vibrating vagina to get any.

[badhorsie]

Hmm...you'd be surprised by the quality of women you get when you're a guitarist and frequently gig.

If you're name is EVH the selection of the tang tang is probably much higher.

[Nitro Express]

Sad but true. It's not so much that he's Eddie Van Halen anymore but that he's rich. Anyone with money can attract a whore.

[guwapo_rocker]

http://www.heatherbbw.com/previews/freemishe4.jpg

[Panamark]

More Sammy fan pics !

[Splooge]

http://www.office-humour.co.uk/includes/images/items/2004/03/1589.jpg

http://www.wannawatch.com/potd/fat/03.jpg

http://www.10-7.com/humor/photopages/cops%20targeting%20fat%20chicks.jpg

http://www.corpseclothing.com/designs/1036d.jpg

[DrGrafenberg]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v320/DrGrafenberg/diamonds.bmp

[Panamark]

If I looked liked that, I wouldnt wnat my farkin photo taken !

[FlatulentShadow]

You know you guys love those woman. Just like you love me.

[bobthedog]

Originally posted by badhorsie
Hmm...you'd be surprised by the quality of women you get when you're a guitarist and frequently gig.

If you're name is EVH the selection of the tang tang is probably much higher.



Yeah, but, what used to piss EDDIE off is that Dave used to get all the white meat and now, not many women want FAT SAMMY so its a smorgasbord for EDWARDO. Let's of DUMB, FAT, WHITE WOMEN !!!!!

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by Panamark
If I looked liked that, I wouldnt wnat my farkin photo taken !

I agree. That is something I will NEVER understand. Not enough money in the world. WTF.

[CROWBAR]

Ya think Ed's hoggin' it?

Come on down! We got a whole herd of Winnebagos! :D

[Blacklisted]

Hey hey... Its not nice to make fun of Sammy's fan base... lol what the fuck am I talking about... Sammy and all his fans can fuck right off.


DLR fucking rules.

[Nitro Express]

Makes me think of the Spinal Tap song called "Big Bottom". The bigger the waistband the deeper the quicksand....

[badhorsie]

It's funny as fuck when people post these pics as a joke.

But its disturbing when people actually go out and try to find these kinds of pics to make the joke.:p

[conmee]

Hey, don't knock the Real Doll... www.realdoll.com lmao

Icon.

:monkey:

[scottydabodi]

Eddie getting laid? GET the fuck outta here!! Dude looks, plays, talks, and ACTS like a crackhead... I know a librarian that gets more ass than Ed... as for Val, well...

[Bill Lumbergh]

Ed got this in the divorce settlement, and I hear he's taken full advantage of it.

[Nitro Express]

You mean Eddie got to keep the gear shift lever from his Porsche? Gee what a deal. Val got the rest of the fuckin car!

[GAR]

ha.....

[Roth & Roll]

I guess "white meat" must be Eddie's new code name for "blow".

[Matt White]

"white meat"?
He must mean PORK!!!!

DAVE OR THE GRAVE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

[RogueHorseman]

Originally posted by Nitro Express
Makes me think of the Spinal Tap song called "Big Bottom". The bigger the waistband the deeper the quicksand....

big bottoms
big bottoms
talk about mudd flaps
my girl's got 'em!

[vanhalenrock]

lol, i bet none of u faggets have even spoke to any chicks except ur mums and ur sisters, lol geeks, all sitting in ur house wanking infront of ur mirrors with ur david lee roth masks on. so funny how u can all keep urselfs entertained by just spouting bullshit in a thread that has absolutely no purpose.

get a life you sad cunts.

[CROWBAR]

Yeah, Ed's chasin' white meat, in a chat room! Oh wait! He HAS a life! :rolleyes:

[ROTHandRoll]

The only white meat Ed's chasing these days are chickens on his funny farm ala Rocky Balboa. If he's sober enough to catch one he'll rip it a new asshole or do the same thing a dog would do when it finally catches a tire....nothing.

[guwapo_rocker]

Sorry Ed!!!

http://www.peta.org/kids/images/chickenheadbucket.gif

Sam beat ya to it!!!

[GAR]

I'll have some of the dark meat.. anytime!

[RogueHorseman]

Funny stories from the road: "Sam's last request" to his personal chef during a stop on his solo tour of carnivals and side shows.
http://esffoodpreservation.homestead.com/files/Laura1.jpg

Screw you Sam! For the last time, I can't fry the six damn chickens for you until the fricking roadies hook up the frickin' power!!"