need help with a really good DLR quote

[sozzony86]

hey everyone i need a really good dave quote to put in my school yearbook....i looked at the ones on this site but i didn't really see any that would fit so if u can give me some help it would be really appreciated

[EbDawson]

"Money can't buy happiness but it can buy a boat big enough to pull alongside it." Or something to that effect.

[lms2]

A "dlr quote" is pretty vague...Could you give us some idea of what you want to say... about women... about drugs... about life... about success...?

[scottydabodi]

I don't know about a DLR quote... how 'bout a Val B. quote?

[Mezro]

"if you splash a gash with high octane waffle honey better run; those little buggers swim, simmer and stain the rug!"

Mezro...slap that in your yearbook...

[sozzony86]

HAHAHA im looking for one about life but keep the others coming

[DavidLeeNatra]

how about..."hey teacher, if you ever give me a c - level again...I'm gonna fuck your girlfriend...I say !!!

[spmusicplyr]

I always liked, "I wont go down in history, but i will go down on your sister!." But thats just me......

[Matt White]

Good Advice:
"The hood ornament on your car is for telling you where you're going. The rear-view-mirror is for showing you how good you look while you're getting there."

DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!

[Splooge]

I did all yer girlfriends....seeya!!!:D

[Rebel]

Originally posted by Matt White
Good Advice:
"The hood ornament on your car is for telling you where you're going. The rear-view-mirror is for showing you how good you look while you're getting there."

DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!

Niiiiiiiiiice. I like that one :D

(I hadn't heard that one B4)

[Coyote]

What was that one quote about the difference between Van Halen and the then brand new EEAS line-up? Something about a Porsche and a VW Bug...

[ThrillsNSpills]

Davisms (http://www.classicvanhalen.com/bios_dlr.shtml)


Well there's a ton of Davisms here. Hope it helps.

[Catfish]

“Van Halen can keep providing the rain and I’ll keep providing the parade!”

(Can be edited down by taking "VH" out and adding "You all"...)

[Catfish]

Originally posted by Coyote
What was that one quote about the difference between Van Halen and the then brand new EEAS line-up? Something about a Porsche and a VW Bug...

He said this, too: “Why would I compare my band of the future to something that belongs in the pasture?”

Another good one about this year’s “reunion” with that fat asshole: “Van Halen is like a really pretty girl…with bad teeth.”

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by sozzony86
hey everyone i need a really good dave quote to put in my school yearbook....i looked at the ones on this site but i didn't really see any that would fit so if u can give me some help it would be really appreciated

"My brother here graduated with honours. Yes, your honour, not guilty your honour" - Goin' Crazy video intro

Lyrics to "Fools" from "Women & Children First"
"Well, I ain't about to go to school.
And I'm sick and tired of golden rules.
They say I'm crazy, from the wrong side of the tracks.
I never see them, but they're always on my back.

Well, I'm sick and tired of cleaning room.
And it's the final bell for pushing broom.
Damned if I do, and then I'm damned if I don't.
Won't someone tell me what it is they all want?

My teachers all gave up on me.
No matter what they say, I disagree.
And when I need something to soothe my soul,
I listen to too much rock 'n' roll.

Don't want no class reunion.
This circus just left town.
Why behave in public if you're
livin' on a playground?"

or perhaps something from 'Hot For Teacher'
"T-T-Teacher stop that screaming, teacher don't you see ?
Don't wanna be no uptown fool.
Maybe I should go to hell, but I'm doin' well,
teacher needs to see me after school.

I think of all the education that I missed.
But then my homework was never quite like this.

Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad,
I'm hot for teacher.
I got it bad, so bad,
I'm hot for teacher.

spoken: "Hey, I heard you missed us, we're back !"
"I brought my pencil"
"Gimme something to write on, man"

I heard about your lessons, but lessons are so cold.
I know about this school.
Little girl from cherry lane, how did you get so bold ?
How did you know that golden rule ?

I think of all the education that I missed.
But then my homework was never quite like this.

"Oh man, I think the clock is slow, I don't feel tardy..Class dismissed!"

"I was born without a silver spoon, but I'm gonna make a stir"
- "A Li'l Ain't Enough" (title track)

"The beginning of great things cannot be seen by your naked eye"
- "Skyscraper" (title track)

"Look at all these little kids, takin' care of the music biz, don't their business take good care of me" - "I'm The One" from VH1

"1-800 See Ya Baby" - "Just Like Paradise" and "You're Breathin' It"


The choice is yours.....

[CROWBAR]

Originally posted by Mezro
"if you splash a gash with high octane waffle honey better run; those little buggers swim, simmer and stain the rug!"

Mezro...slap that in your yearbook...

.....an I promise yer honer, never to break tha law ever again! :D

[diamondsgirl]

"Your so sweet, you must shit sugar" ;)

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by sozzony86
HAHAHA im looking for one about life

"The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train."

[MAX]

I was recently reminded from one of DLR's most stellar female fans of how he refers to his female fanbase as his "Delightful little sluts."

I love that line and a big thank you goes out to one very special "Delightful little slut" for bringing back into my memory bank. ;)

[pete]

"I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money."

[pete]

"I used to jog but the ice-cubes kept falling out of my glass."

[lms2]

Oh woe is me as a form of self dramatization is always fun... but sooner or later, its Miller Time.

I think that all great adventures can be written on the back of a beer soaked napkin.

The National Inquirer is the only paper I use for more than rolling joints.

You've got to constantly reinvest your enthusiasm for livin large.

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by Matt White
Good Advice:
"The hood ornament on your car is for telling you where you're going. The rear-view-mirror is for showing you how good you look while you're getting there."

DAVE OR THE GRAVE BABY!!!

That is also one of my favorite quotes from Dave as well. It says it all. That statement doesn't seem to mean as much, unless Dave says it though. So make sure if you use that quote, you throw a little DLR signature near that. :D

[Coyote]

Originally posted by DLR_EngineRoom
"My brother here graduated with honours. Yes, your honour, not guilty your honour" - Goin' Crazy video intro


Weird, I could swear it went something like this...

"Oh, sure, Mr. Honor Student. Yes, your honor. No, your honor. No contest, your honor. Nice tie, your honor!"

Or did you adjust that to proper context?

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by pete
"I used to jog but the ice-cubes kept falling out of my glass."

dave took this one from the one and only mr. dean martin... ;)