Dave Merchandise

[arastar]

...a thong for my girlfriend? I though he was selling them at shows or on his site but they aint there. Anyone have any suggestions?

[fanofdave]

here's some advice: your girlfriend probably won't
find it very sexy to wear a picture of your favorite rock
singer on her crotch. unless the picture is facing towards
her and has a non-stop tongue attachment.

[rustoffa]

Hmmm...just fabricate a "backordered" receipt that suggests a "no undies" rule until they arrive. Make it look real authentic and capitalize with focused aggression.
:sex: