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  • arastar
    Groupie
    • Feb 2004
    • 66

    Dave Merchandise

    ...a thong for my girlfriend? I though he was selling them at shows or on his site but they aint there. Anyone have any suggestions?
  • fanofdave
    Foot Soldier
    • Jan 2004
    • 500

    #2
    here's some advice: your girlfriend probably won't
    find it very sexy to wear a picture of your favorite rock
    singer on her crotch. unless the picture is facing towards
    her and has a non-stop tongue attachment.

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    • rustoffa
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Jan 2004
      • 8959

      #3
      Hmmm...just fabricate a "backordered" receipt that suggests a "no undies" rule until they arrive. Make it look real authentic and capitalize with focused aggression.

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