This is a joke...

[Red Rock]

Look at you guys talking about van halen like its something from the past. Check out this summers hottest tour. Van Halen back in front of your "naked steaming eyes".

This tour was huge. You guys obviously missed it because youre living in the past. Van Halen was back and sold out show after show and kicked major ass. You buttwads are just bitter because the washed-up Dave wasn't there to mess things up.

Long live the REAL Van Halen! Sammy is back, and he ain't going nowhere.:p

[MAX]

Wrong site guy...........................

www.vhlinks.com

Go there and have fun! :)

[Red Rock]

Fuck you max.

[sambo]

Sold out shows?... what...bring your own tarp to hide the empty seats? more ticket giveaways and free food?

Sorry, get your facts straight mate.

[Dan]

Originally posted by Red Rock
Fuck you max.

Fuck off you fucking loser.Have a nice day.

[Red Rock]

Fuck you Dan. Youre like the worst poster (poser) here. I hate you.

[Big Train]

Sheep,

Apparently you missed this:


The man played to more people in one performance than those hosebags played to all tour long...and didn't lose any money doing it!!!

That tequila must be powerful stuff. Failed album, failed tour, dropped by label, half empty stadiums, no money....reality just passes you by with that stuff. Guess I should get myself a bottle....

It sure is a naked steaming pile of crap right in front of my eyes..

back to the pasture, sheep...

[Red Rock]

Originally posted by Big Train
Sheep,

Apparently you missed this:






The man played to more people in one performance than those hosebags played to all tour long...and didn't lose any money doing it!!!

That tequila must be powerful stuff. Failed album, failed tour, dropped by label, half empty stadiums, no money....reality just passes you by with that stuff. Guess I should get myself a bottle....

back to the pasture, sheep...

get that...stadiums. they are big and you know it. envious asshole.

[Rikk]

Yawn. You're not even SHEEP PEN material.

[sambo]

Basketball stadiums ... dickhead... hold what, 15-17000 max? and they couldn't even do that.. without tarps and free ticket giveaways..

For a band of this history, it's a failure..

[Big Train]

Originally posted by Red Rock
get that...stadiums. they are big and you know it. envious asshole.

They sure are big...and they echo, especially when nobody is in them. :D

Exactly what part of what I described are ANY of us or more importantly Mr. Roth jealous of? He's getting paid on the sales of those albums and not out there every night making a fool of himself like these jackasses. Ignore reality all you want..just know the truth.

[Red Rock]

you know the truth. and that truth is that ou812 is their greatest recorded moment. you know damn well that mine all mine is still better than anything of 1984. dont even try and tell me differnet.

[MAX]

Hey Chedd-Cock!!!!

Welcome to the Army and my forum. :)

I'll make damn sure that you feel welcome cos that's what I do. :D

Just test me fucker? I dare you. Otherwise, welcome aboard and Julie will show you all around this fine ship. ;)

[Red Rock]

thanks for the welcome max! this place is cool except for a few dickheads.

whats your favorite vh album? mine is 5150. i do like some stuff off 1984...jump is cool.

[Big Train]

Please allow me to introduce myself to you sheep. Everything you stand for is completely wrong, as most of my friends here will agree. You picked the wrong place to spew your bullshit. Shut the fuck up, get with the program, learn a thing or two and run along.

End of story...

[Red Rock]

shut up.

[Panamark]

Red Rock obviously fantasizes about sold out shows..

Dude, there was only one sold out show on the whole
fucking tour, they averaged less than 10,000 a show,
in fact it could be less than 9000 when its finally wrapped
up. You think this is good ???

Oh you like OU812. You are obviously, easily pleased.

Dream on.....

[Red Rock]

Originally posted by Panamark
Dream on.....

you have to admit. Dreams is a great song.

[Panamark]

Originally posted by Red Rock
you have to admit. Dreams is a great song.

LMAO :D

Good one Man !!

You realize that I can no longer take you seriously :)
But thanks for the laugh, classic stuff !!

[Robonez]

VH is BACK!!!
Sammy ROCKS!!!

[MAX]

Mark!!!!!

Please?

Can I close this mate? This thread is fucking beyond worthless!!!!!

[tydhurst]

I just want to know who comes to a David Lee Roth forum to talk about Sammy Hagar.

If you went to a forum that shared your same views there would be a lot less anger and you wouldn't feel so alienated and look like such a twat!

[Panamark]

Originally posted by MAX
Mark!!!!!

Please?

Can I close this mate? This thread is fucking beyond worthless!!!!!


Dont need to ask me ! You are the Man in the Main :D

Kill the fucker !!

[Robonez]

unbelievable

[chefcraig]

Originally posted by Red Rock


Sammy is back, and he ain't going nowhere.:p


Well, you got that right...sadly VH won't be going anywhere either.

Jees, Red Rock is three years younger than me, and even I feel embarrassed for him.
(Unless you really meant that the thread was indeed a joke!!!)

...craig :rolleyes: :p

[BIG GOOSE]

Originally posted by Red Rock
you have to admit. Dreams is a great song.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[BIG GOOSE]

Originally posted by Robonez
VH is BACK!!!
Sammy ROCKS!!!

Yep,they got Santa Claus in front of the band.

[col5150]

i think this picture should pretty much end this thread, all you hagaritas out there behold your rock n roll king.

[Dr. Love]

Funny troll. Hope no one took this seriously.

[stilleddiesangel]

Red Rock, no need for this shite, get a grip. Mine all Mine is a great song but come on, fucking Jump????? Thats the best u can come up with? Thats just plain ignorance dude and sadly pathetic. Take ur head out of ur arse and go thru the back catalogue of Dave era Van Halen, top quality music. And dont dis Max or I'll have to castrate ya!

[Bob_R]

Originally posted by MAX
Wrong site guy...........................

www.vhlinks.com

Go there and have fun! :)

Yup. :)

[BRANDON]

Originally posted by Red Rock
Look at you guys talking about van halen like its something from the past. Check out this summers hottest tour. Van Halen back in front of your "naked steaming eyes".

This tour was huge. You guys obviously missed it because youre living in the past. Van Halen was back and sold out show after show and kicked major ass. You buttwads are just bitter because the washed-up Dave wasn't there to mess things up.

Long live the REAL Van Halen! Sammy is back, and he ain't going nowhere.:p


Originally posted by Red Rock
you know the truth. and that truth is that ou812 is their greatest recorded moment. you know damn well that mine all mine is still better than anything of 1984. dont even try and tell me differnet.

what a real loser. is sheep to good of a word for this guy.

[Robonez]

The Cryptkeeper!

[Robonez]

!

[salsanin]

Originally posted by Red Rock
you have to admit. Dreams is a great song.

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH !!!!!!

Pls Red Rock

tell your Fatty-belly friend not to come and sing in Italy cause we esteem the real good music and not the crap like '' dreams ''.
We hate Van Hagar!!!!!

[Panamark]

Robonez, great pics of Dave !
Not very good ones for illustrating your point...

Sammy is a fat old man that wears curlers in his
hair..

[Panamark]

(At a senior citizens home somewhere near Cabo Wabo)

Mr Hagar, time for your medication and afternoon nap !
Good to see you managed to put your pajamas half on !

[Matt White]

"Tonight's Attendance........It's 5,150 TIME!!!!"
"look at all the EMPTY seats at the Van Hagar Show TONIGHT!!!!!"

Right, successful tour. If they were REO speedwagon!!!!:lol:
Face it HOMO, this "SHAM HALEN 2004 summer FLEECE THE SHEEP REUNION tour" is a bigger BUST than the VHIII tour.
Either way, nice wig on EVH!!!!BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!

FUCK YOU SHEEP!!!!

[Matt White]

And again, real successful, junior.
Artist/ Event Van Halen, Laidlaw
Venue Alltel Arena
City / State North Little Rock, Ark.
Date Sept. 24, 2004
Gross Sales $329,503
International Gross Sales
Attendance 4,754
Capacity 15,825
Shows 1
Sell-Outs 0
Prices $77.50, $38.75
Promoter Jack Utsick Presents

4,754. CAPACITY:15,825.
11,071 EMPTY SEATS!!!!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA!!!!!!1
PLEASE!!! Somebody stop Van Hagar!!!!
Oh, wait, their imploding from the SHAME of this PATHETIC tour.!!!

FUCK YOU Van Hagar SHEEP!!!!!!!

[Splooge]

Originally posted by stilleddiesange
Red Rock, no need for this shite, get a grip. Mine all Mine is a great song but come on, fucking Jump????? Thats the best u can come up with? Thats just plain ignorance dude and sadly pathetic. Take ur head out of ur arse and go thru the back catalogue of Dave era Van Halen, top quality music. And dont dis Max or I'll have to castrate ya!

Fak hello cunt!!

[bueno bob]

Whats up, Red Cock? Welcome to the forums!

You're a fucking idiot. This tour is a failure, you have no grasp of facts, and you're a fag. You obviously don't belong here and are only here to stir shit up. And why? Because you're a fag with no fucking life. Get back to the links and go suck on Brett's prick a while more.

The numbers don't lie, dumb shit. They're selling shit on this tour, BOBW has now officially sold worse than Van Halen 3 did, and reports are coming in that Ed and Sam are at each others throats about the whole thing.

Every concert review that has came back has said that this half-assed excuse of a once great band can't cut the mustard any more. It's fags like you Hagar supporters that keep staring at the obvious train wreck through rose colored glasses and pretending that it's GREAT and that 5,000 people a night "Isn't too bad!" and that the BOBW sales are "Really great, considering the layoff"!

You're able to spin anything and twist anything and you deny the facts, over and over and over, just so long as you can support Hagar a little more. You consistantly ignore the sales, the attendance at the shows, the utter FAILURE the new tracks had on the radio, the piss poor reviews that keep pooring in from every source imaginable...and then you pretend like everythings A-OK! People like you really make me sick...you just continue to ignore the obvious conclusion that the majority of Van Halen fans (oh, I'd say about 3 of 5 at a minimum) ARE NOT INTERESTED IN SAMMY HAGAR.

According to most recent reports, neither is Eddie! :)

You wanna support Hagar? Go over and post on his fuckin' board and quit wasting space on the main by posting this fucking drivel here. The writings on the wall. Van Halen is OVER.

Get the fuck out of the forums. When we're interested what a 16 year old like yourself has to say about the affairs of Van Halen, we'll come to you.

Bye bye now. :)

[JCOOK]

Bueno BB !

[stilleddiesangel]

Originally posted by Splooge
Fak hello cunt!!

Hello to u too.. lightweight!!!

:fucku2:

[Bad Muthafucker]

Originally posted by Red Rock
Check out this summers hottest tour.


i was too busy checking out your mudda this past summer fuck face


Originally posted by Red Rock
Van Halen back in front of your "naked steaming eyes".


she was naked in front of my steaming eyes


Originally posted by Red Rock
This tour was huge.

the distance she could open her mouth was huge


Originally posted by Red Rock
You guys obviously missed it because youre living in the past.

i was living in her pants!


Originally posted by Red Rock
Van Halen was back and sold out show after show and kicked major ass.

i looked at her back and fucked major ass


Originally posted by Red Rock
You buttwads are just bitter because the washed-up Dave wasn't there to mess things up.


your fadda was bitter cuz that washed-up guy wasn't there the mess things up


Originally posted by Red Rock
Long live the REAL Van Halen!

long live your mudda's mouth on my cock!!!


Originally posted by Red Rock
Sammy is back, and he ain't going nowhere.:p

my prick is back up your mudda's ass pipe, and it ain't going nowhere.

[Splooge]

I stepped over Eddie today passing the liquor store

Ya old tit dragger!

[BARE BONE]

.

[Bad Muthafucker]

oh my god, look at that belly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no wonder why Red Cock says that Spermmy ain't going anywhere...he's too fucking fat to move!

[BARE BONE]

.

[BARE BONE]

....

[stilleddiesangel]

Originally posted by Splooge
I stepped over Eddie today passing the liquor store

Ya old tit dragger!

Ha ha ha.. LMFAO :lol:

[Splooge]

Click Here (http://www.charlietubbles.com/darkgamemen.exe)

[Bob_R]

Originally posted by stilleddiesangel
Ha ha ha.. LMFAO :lol:

Are you the stilleddiesangel from the Links?

[stilleddiesangel]

Originally posted by EVH FANATIC
Are you the stilleddiesangel from the Links?

Certainly am babe!! Hi Fanatic, how u doing mate..:D

[stilleddiesangel]

Originally posted by Splooge
Click Here (http://www.charlietubbles.com/darkgamemen.exe)

Only if you say please!!! LOL :p

[Splooge]

Originally posted by stilleddiesangel
Only if you say please!!! LOL :p

It's funny really, you'll want to send it to the guys you know!!

Please?

[Bob_R]

Originally posted by stilleddiesangel
Certainly am babe!! Hi Fanatic, how u doing mate..:D

Great hon :) Thanks for asking!

[stilleddiesangel]

Originally posted by Splooge
It's funny really, you'll want to send it to the guys you know!!

Please?

ROFLMFAO... Splooge, that was funny shit... like it!!! Peace dude!!! :angel:

[Splooge]

Originally posted by stilleddiesangel
ROFLMFAO... Splooge, that was funny shit... like it!!! Peace dude!!! :angel:

Thank you.....and welcome.:D

[stilleddiesangel]

Originally posted by EVH FANATIC
Great hon :) Thanks for asking!
Been here nearly a whole day and not had one bashing!! Think I'm gonna like it. Cool:cool:

[stilleddiesangel]

Originally posted by Splooge
Thank you.....and welcome.:D

Thanx, and I will be sending that to my fella!! Just brilliant!!:D

[Warham]

Van Hagar's on tour?

You'd never be able to tell unless you went to VHL.

I haven't seen anything on any tour in the papers or on TV.

Must be a non-event.

[HippieLettuce]

Originally posted by Red Rock
thanks for the welcome max! this place is cool except for a few dickheads.

whats your favorite vh album? mine is 5150. i do like some stuff off 1984...jump is cool.

Honestly, dude. This statement pretty much epitomizes the Hagar fan. Undoubtedly wasn't around for the real deal and thinks "Jump" is the best tune off of '84. You couldn't have drawn a better picture of yourself.

[Rebel]

I'd like my first nomination for the pen to be the author of this thread, it's like his 22.13 posts per day exploded in here like a damn can of cheez whiz.

[stilleddiesangel]

Originally posted by Rebel
I'd like my first nomination for the pen to be the author of this thread, it's like his 22.13 posts per day exploded in here like a damn can of cheez whiz.

Even tho I'm a sheep too I have to agree. On the basis that the only Roth song he favours is Jump... for Fucks sake!!! :rolleyes:

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Rebel
I'd like my first nomination for the pen to be the author of this thread, it's like his 22.13 posts per day exploded in here like a damn can of cheez whiz.

This loser doesn't even deserve the SHEEP PEN. Chedd-Cock is a horrible poster with no originality. Forget about him.

[MAX]

Originally posted by stilleddiesangel
Even tho I'm a sheep too I have to agree. On the basis that the only Roth song he favours is Jump... for Fucks sake!!! :rolleyes:

Listen, do I have to tie you down and explain it to you? *pondering the possibilities* You are NOT a sheep damnit!!!! ;)

[stilleddiesangel]

Originally posted by MAX
Listen, do I have to tie you down and explain it to you? *pondering the possibilities* You are NOT a sheep damnit!!!! ;)

Damn Max, that's set my imagination on fire!!!! LOL :D