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  • Ozzy Fudd
    Veteran
    • Jan 2004
    • 1667

    Letter From A Farm Kid,

    LETTER FROM A FARM KID, NOW AT SAN DIEGO MARINE CORPS RECRUIT DEPOT.


    Dear Ma and Pa:


    I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer

    the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile.

    Tell them to join up quick before maybe all of the places are filled.


    I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till

    nearly 6a.m., but am getting so I like to sleep late.


    Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your

    cot and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash

    to mix, wood to split, fire to lay. Practically nothing.

    Men got to shave but it is not so bad, there's warm water.


    Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs,

    bacon, etc., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak,

    fried eggplant, pie and other regular food, but tell Walt and

    Elmer you can always sit by the two city boys that live on

    coffee. Their food plus yours holds you till noon when you get

    fed again.


    It's no wonder these city boys can't walk much. We go on "route

    marches", which the platoon sergeant says are long walks to

    harden us. If he thinks so, it's not my place to tell him different.

    A "route march" is about as far as to our mailbox at home.

    Then the city guys get sore feet and we all ride back in trucks.


    The country is nice but awful flat.


    The sergeant is like a school teacher. He nags a lot.

    The Capt. is like the school board. Majors and colonels just ride

    around and frown. They don't bother you none.


    This next will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing. I keep

    getting medals for shooting. I don't know why. The bulls-eye

    is near as big as a chipmunk head and don't move, and it ain't

    shooting at you like the Higgett boys at home. All you got to

    do is lie there all comfortable and hit it. You don't even load

    your own cartridges. They come in boxes.


    Then we have what they call hand-to hand combat training.

    You get to wrestle with them city boys. I have to be real

    careful though, they break real easy. It ain't like fighting

    with that ole bull at home. I'm about the best they got in this

    except for that Tug Jordan from over in Silver Lake. I only beat

    him once. He joined up the same time as me, but I'm only 5'6"

    and 130 pounds, and he's 6'8" and weighs near 300 pounds dry.


    Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join before other

    fellers get onto this setup and come stampeding in.


    Your loving daughter,

    Gail
    Roth Army MP
    Originally posted by Panamark
    Is there such a thing as a trailer park virgin?
    or is that just a chick that can run faster than her father and brothers ??
    Originally posted by BITEYOASS
    She looks like someone I wake up to after a night of drinking. Or someone I'd bang so a buddy of mine can get her hotter friend.
    Originally posted by JAY HALE
    so how's about you stop lying, log off and go practice.
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