Stephen Pearcy to become new frontman for Aerosmith.

[Wayne L.]

Legendary frontman Steven Tyler has quit the legendary rock group Aerosmith after over 30 years because of the increasing friction between himself & Joe Perry. Insiders in the music business say tension has been building more & more between Steve & Joe ever since Just Push Play because of ongoing personal & professional differences. I have heard from some reliable sources close to the band that former Ratt frontman Stephen Pearcy has been chosen to replace Tyler & recording of the next album will proceed in January.

[VanJay011379]

:confused:

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

awsome

[Kermit The Frog]

nice try jagoff

[Jano]

I don't think so!!

[saint]

I have heard from some reliable sources close to Ratt that former Montrose frontman Spermy Hagar has been chosen to replace Stephen Pearcy & recording of the next album will proceed in January 2016.

[crzefrmtheatgrl]

i like Stephen Pearcy

[bueno bob]

Reliable sources that are in the know have informed me that Ozzy Osbourne and Sharon Osbourne are going to fire Tony Iommi, Geezer Butler and Bill Ward from Black Sabbath. Ozzy's been feeling increasingly distant from his bandmates, and Sharon, being supportive, has taken steps to insure that Sabbath's success will go on after some "re-arrangement", as she put it. Replacing Tony Iommi on lead guitar will be Yngwie J. Malmsteen, and, for the first time in it's professional history, a rhythm guitarist in the form of Don Dokken!

Geezer Butler's eyed replacement is none other than Jerry Only (of The Misfits fame), and for Bill Ward, drummer Mick Fleetwood has been approached, but has not commented publically yet - insiders say that he's "seriously" considering the gig.

Additionally, "Ozzy Osbourne's Black Sabbath" (a rumored and as yet unconfirmed new monicker reflecting the "New and Improved" Black Sabbath) will now feature a sixteen piece horn section (lead by Kenny G on saxophone) and all Sabbath live shows in the future will include a massive string section. "This will compliment Sabbath's sound", says Sharon.

Tony Iommi, Geezer Butler, and Bill Ward could not be reached for comment.

[FORD]

And in other news.... Justin Timberlake has apparently replaced Mick Jagger as the frontman for the Rolling Stones. Keith Richards cites the usual "creative differences" for the split and explains "Fuckin A' man I've been playing the blues and recycled Chuck Berry riffs for 40 goddamned years man, we needed a change. I dig this new boyband music, because i don't have to even fuckin play a damn note. Just stand on stage and be a total wanker and have the girls drool all over me, Ah fuck yeah, that's what it's all about".

At press time, the band's new album StonezNsync was said to be in post production with an expected release date of Spring 2005

[bueno bob]

In other ridiculous news, Sammy Hagar's singing lead for Van Halen...

[Panamark]

I blame all those forty year old female feet.

[Mr Badguy]

Still not as stupid as the "Chinese democracy" rumours.

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by bueno bob
In other ridiculous news, Sammy Hagar's singing lead for Van Halen...

NO WAY!!!

[Coyote]

Originally posted by bueno bob
In other ridiculous news, Sammy Hagar's singing lead for Van Halen...

Oh shit, say it ain't so, Joe! :eek:

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Coyote
Oh shit, say it ain't so, Joe! :eek:

No can do, bro!