The Roth Army Fantasy Baseball League

[POJO_Risin]

Or did you say Beltre?

lmfao...you are talking in code...

[Fairwrning]

like your deal pojo..just trying to keep starting pitchers on my roster

[Fairwrning]

Beltrae..lmao..not beltran..

[POJO_Risin]

Oh...I know wrning...I know...believe me...I'd throw you a deal with 2 starters in it but I couldn't work out one where I'd feel any good...

like I said...I just went the way I could...an upgrade...I looked at Livan at first...and realized you were in a slight situation...

which is why I went to the bottom of your list and saw a hit and miss Indian...

[POJO_Risin]

I figured the best I could do was an upgrade...think about it...

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
I can't win for losing...


RBW...I'm here if you want to deal numbers...and listen...I don't have a dish anymore...and have no cable...am not on the internet at all anymore cept sundays...I have to listen to the fucking radio to hear shit...

and don't know shit from shinola compared to last year...I'm just trying to deal for guys I like and get rid of these AHoles I don't...like your Cub boys... then send LEE my way, casey will have a better year..i ask this i tried for 3 cubs today & ones gonna be 0-3 next week..
i tried for a deal, no steal..i dont want pissed off folk.
i want to be fair thats it-
if you guys wanna deal lemme know..

[Fairwrning]

Westbrook has sucked so far..

[Fairwrning]

alright fellas..til tommorrow...

[POJO_Risin]

Dude...

1. If you thought Casey would have a better year...you wouldn't send him my way. You know he can't steal for shit...has virtually no power...and was considered a monster surprise last year. Lee is solid in a five-tool sort of way. I don't like Lee...like Casey less...like Dunn. Dunn for Lee is even up IMO.

RBW...you never piss me off...lmfao...you frustrate the fuck out of me throwing salesman talk my way. I'm a black and white guy. Don't sell me on potential...sell me on what's real. Casey was in the Indian system for years behind Thome. His knock...no power. I need power. Why would I deal for a guy with NO POWER...when I've been saying I need power all day...

If you can guarantee me 35 dingers from Casey right now...and not giggle like a school girl...lmfao...I'll pull the trigger...right now...

With Dunn...my risk is injury...and he's a lumbering buffoon...but I need freakin' power...

I also need freakin' saves...I'm not going to deal just for fun, but for something I need...

[POJO_Risin]

I know wrning...sucked bad...like I said...I went on a limb a bit with the deal...hoping you'd see my idiocy for dealing for Indians...

[redblkwht]

S. Casey (Cin - 1B)185/571 101 185 24 99 2 .324

D. Lee (ChC - 1B) 168/605 90 168 32 98 12 .278


send him to me..

[POJO_Risin]

alright ladies and gents...I'm out as well...RBW...I feel like your dad sometimes...

BS1 tells me you talked to him last night...the EUAS game is afoot...get your game shoes on...

[Fairwrning]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
I know wrning...sucked bad...like I said...I went on a limb a bit with the deal...hoping you'd see my idiocy for dealing for Indians...
couldn't take advantage of ya bro..:D

[Fairwrning]

just saw the Mora hitting the pitcher clip..i swear..same thing happened to me in sandlot..right off my forehead..

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by redblkwht
S. Casey (Cin - 1B)185/571 101 185 24 99 2 .324

D. Lee (ChC - 1B) 168/605 90 168 32 98 12 .278


send him to me..

[POJO_Risin]

Dude...get off the Sean Casey horse...I'm certainly not riding it...

You're talking about a guy with no power...let it go...look at his stats...25 dingers is the most the guy has had...and that's twice...

Lee's averaged more than that over his past five season...and has better speed...I could care a less about last season (started off batting what...380 through May...then died a slow death)...

I need power...not Joyner...

[Fairwrning]

LMMFAO

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
alright ladies and gents...I'm out as well...RBW...I feel like your dad sometimes...

BS1 tells me you talked to him last night...the EUAS game is afoot...get your game shoes on... thats fine
warf needs to know too, were all assembled..

[POJO_Risin]

You wouldn't wrning...I NEED A DAMN CLOSER...lmfao...I can take a starter hit...

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by fairwrning
LMMFAO i AM funny FW aint i?:D :D ;)

[Fairwrning]

Vader pic is killin me

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin


BS1 tells me you talked to him last night...the EUAS game is afoot...get your game shoes on... Q
are we gonna rock them before we roll?
Im totally up for it..

[POJO_Risin]

WARF knows...

and wrning...2nd year of traveling league...I'm stealing third...line drive right off my nads...I never stopped running...ran right over the 3rd base bag...right past the bench...and right to the concession stand for ice...no shit...

I was weeping...the lady's like...what's wrong...and I'm yelling...balls...balls...

and no shit...she says...2 pepperoni balls...I said, NO...MY BALLS...ice...

Nothing ever hurt so bad in my life...not even close...

[Fairwrning]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
WARF knows...

and wrning...2nd year of traveling league...I'm stealing third...line drive right off my nads...I never stopped running...ran right over the 3rd base bag...right past the bench...and right to the concession stand for ice...no shit...

I was weeping...the lady's like...what's wrong...and I'm yelling...balls...balls...

and no shit...she says...2 pepperoni balls...I said, NO...MY BALLS...ice...

Nothing ever hurt so bad in my life...not even close... lmao..thats fuckin funny:D

[Fairwrning]

got hit in the nads with a softball..jumped at the short hop and it went right into my nuts..saw stars and litterally craweled around my apartment for 2 days..

[POJO_Risin]

I remember after about 6 months after deciding we wanted to have kids...and weren't successful...I said to my wife...no shit...

"You know...it may be because of a line drive..."

I shit you not...the very next week we found out she was pregnant...

sad thing is...I was dead serious...I remember thinking after it happened...at the ripe old age of 11...I'm never having kids...

My dad's like..."We need to goto the Dr."

and there was none of that going to happen...

lmfao...a ball checkup...

[Fairwrning]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin


My dad's like..."We need to goto the Dr."

and there was none of that going to happen...

lmfao...a ball checkup...

exactly..i was not gonna go till mine swelled up to the size of grapefruits

[POJO_Risin]

and even then...MORE FUCKING ICE...

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
I remember after about 6 months after deciding we wanted to have kids...and weren't successful...I said to my wife...no shit...

"You know...it may be because of a line drive..."

I shit you not...the very next week we found out she was pregnant...

sad thing is...I was dead serious...I remember thinking after it happened...at the ripe old age of 11...I'm never having kids...

My dad's like..."We need to goto the Dr."

and there was none of that going to happen...

lmfao...a ball checkup...
I can relate to that..
I GOT INTO A FIGHT IN 6TH GRADE the kid kicked me before i got my first shot off..
fuckers bruised & did the check up it sucked.
my left one was a grapefruit..

[Fairwrning]

funny shit..alright..im out..later..damn.. i play you this week Pojo...

[POJO_Risin]

I just realized I fucked up the stats...went with shut out this year instead of Complete Game...damn it...

[POJO_Risin]

didn't know that...good luck...I'll have to remember to set up my lineup...I fucked up a coupla times this week with Va...

[Fairwrning]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
I just realized I fucked up the stats...went with shut out this year instead of Complete Game...damn it...

shutout is almost as hard to do..not that big a differnce really..there won't be many either way..

[Fairwrning]

hell..what am i saying..shut out is much tougher

[POJO_Risin]

I'd say a shutout is tougher...

I like the complete game stat because every so often...it would come down to it last year...

this year...I don't think it will be as big a deal...

[POJO_Risin]

lmfao...there you go...

now you need a complete game...AND a shutout...fuck...

why weren't you fuckers paying attention...

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
I just realized I fucked up the stats...went with shut out this year instead of Complete Game...damn it... can ya fix it?
sent you the deal..

[Fairwrning]

yeah..Troy fucked up last week a bit..i think i woulda had him tho

[Fairwrning]

i like my fuckin team man...gonna be hard to trade..easier last year..

[POJO_Risin]

No...you can't fix it...I don't think...I think stats lock once the season starts...I'll check tomorrow though...

[POJO_Risin]

You had a great week...I'm in trouble to be honest...need to improve my offense...

and RBW my brutha...leave that up...because Mr. Lee is involved in another deal that I need to wait for...that involves power...AND...saves...

hint...hint...hint...

[POJO_Risin]

leave it up though...I'll know by tomorrow...and early knowing the potential trading partner...

[Fairwrning]

just set my lineup for tommorrow,,no catcher..ah well...

[POJO_Risin]

I should probably do the same...fuck it...I'll gamble and try and remember in the morning...unless I already did...lmfao...

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
You had a great week...I'm in trouble to be honest...need to improve my offense...

and RBW my brutha...leave that up...because Mr. Lee is involved in another deal that I need to wait for...that involves power...AND...saves...

hint...hint...hint... fine..let me know bro..

[POJO_Risin]

You'll be the first to know...

[DlocRoth]

Ok, you boys got a little off task there at the end of the night, eh?

Lots of talk about dicks and balls...

LOL

Seriously POJ, that story made me LOL at work.

[DlocRoth]

By the way....

Perk's Pancakes season is over in B-ball....

[Fairwrning]

ok Dloc..sent a counter..just cant give up Tejada..little lunch deal

[DlocRoth]

I'll take that deal.

Now I have some power at first.

Halladay will step up for you.

Dammit, I just like to deal.

Now my pitching staff are all hacks, but I'm gonna score some runs! LOL

[DlocRoth]

I'll take that deal.

Now I have some more power at 1st.

Halladay will step up for you.

Dammit, I just like to deal.

Now my pitching staff are all hacks, but I'm gonna score some runs! LOL

[DlocRoth]

double posting is the shit.

[Fairwrning]

you should get 30 HR's and 80 plus rbi's from Konerko..hopin to get 15 wins and some K's outta Halladay...good deal IMO..Walker will recover some of the HR's and RBI's for me..i hope

[DlocRoth]

If Walker stays healthy, you won this deal hands down.

All I know is Konerko makes my team hitting monsters.

Say hello to my new utility man.

[DlocRoth]

Does anybody know if Eyes pays attention?

Last year he disappeared right?

Fucking Jeff Kent. I want him. Eyes got him.

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by DlocRoth
By the way....

Perk's Pancakes season is over in B-ball....
answer me dloc..
BTW nice deal for both..IMO

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by DlocRoth
Does anybody know if Eyes pays attention?

Last year he disappeared right?

Fucking Jeff Kent. I want him. Eyes got him.
Correctimundo..but he did switch players around this week
right? days off etc?
who played him last week-

[DlocRoth]

Originally posted by redblkwht
answer me dloc..
BTW nice deal for both..IMO

Dude, I don't know who it is...

All I know is that bitch ass pickin up and droppin 15 players a week shit is over.

[DlocRoth]

Eyes missed a start today I think.

Maybe a position player or 2. Not sure.

Does he ever post here anymore?

[redblkwht]

not in here bro at least 2 mos..
im surprised he joined actually
i didnt think he wanted to, but hey if hes in, cool..just attentive would be better..for all, im hoping some dont lose interest, ya can set a line up
days in advance-

[DlocRoth]

So you tell me who the hell Perks Cakes is.

Must be someone from here.

[DlocRoth]

Wish Poj would get here and push mines and wrnings deal through...

[redblkwht]

TROY..im playing you this week.
you need to put prior in the SP
hes starting tomorrow..;)
hes off the DL bro.

[DlocRoth]

3 saves and a win tonite!

not too shabby.

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by DlocRoth
Wish Poj would get here and push mines and wrnings deal through... im sure he will be online late..he will ;)
TJ c'mon man..

[DlocRoth]

Right on, boys.

I'm out. Gotta put the kid to bed, maybe tell him a scary story or 2.:)

Later.

[redblkwht]

See you soon bro, have a good one :gulp:

[Fairwrning]

picked up my 5th starter..good numbers so far..still working at a deal Pojo..not the 1 you offered tho;)

[POJO_Risin]

I did push that deal through early...

let me know wrning what you are thinking...

I'm fine if you don't want to do that deal...just realize what MY particulars are...I need a deal that will acquire me some power and some saves...or either or...I'd prefer to do a deal that gets me both...

work the phone lines...not sure what more I can put in that deal though...

[POJO_Risin]

Yo Al...I don't know what you're looking at...and know you were looking to deal Burnitz...

I need some power...and a fucking closer...I know you don't have closers to give...but I'll throw you a line...and say...I'd do a deal for Burnitz straight up for someone that you want...or Burnitz/closer for a couple of guys...

I know you don't have closers to give...but you never know what the fuck you're thinking...lmfao...

[WARF]

Pujols for Beltran....

[POJO_Risin]

If I wanted Pujols instead of Beltran...lmfao...I'd have put him ahead of Beltran in my draft...and picked him with the second pick...

we could throw some more players into that though to make it interesting...

[Fairwrning]

alright Poj...i like Overbay...gave my 1st baseman away for a pitcher...;)

[Fairwrning]

keep in mind the guy is hitting.242 or some shit..

[Fairwrning]

you have like 81 rbi's today..geez....

[POJO_Risin]

Overbay?

I know what he's hitting...and know what he hit last year...lmfao...and know what he hit today...but would gladly include him in a deal...

you know who I want...feel free to make a pitch...

[POJO_Risin]

No...Derrek Bell has 81 RBI's today...lmfao...

[Fairwrning]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Overbay?
.
you know who I want...feel free to make a pitch...

for Blaylock??!....ummm...no;)

[POJO_Risin]

My 3 year old is walking around with a wrapping paper tube whapping the shit out of my dogs and cat...yelling...

"I'm Wook Syalker..."

Funny Shit...

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Yo Al...I don't know what you're looking at...and know you were looking to deal Burnitz...

I need some power...and a fucking closer...I know you don't have closers to give...but I'll throw you a line...and say...I'd do a deal for Burnitz straight up for someone that you want...or Burnitz/closer for a couple of guys...

I know you don't have closers to give...but you never know what the fuck you're thinking...lmfao...

I'm game, I'll listen and look ... and lurk ... and see what we can do.

[Fairwrning]

how much did Hafner sign for???
saw it was 3 yrs...

[POJO_Risin]

No...not Blalock...christ...although you wouldn't give me three nickels and a penny for him last year...lmfao...bastard...

[ALinChainz]

Was trying to deal my Cubbies to RBW ... seeing what I could steal ... he didn't fall for it.

[POJO_Risin]

I looked...but I can't figure out what in the fuck Burnitz is worth...trying to throw an overvalue to you for Burnie...and undervalue for one of your closers...

Of course...I have no interest in that rat bastard Rivera...and not sure about Percival either...not sure about how sound his arm is...what is he...103?

[Fairwrning]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
No...not Blalock...christ...although you wouldn't give me three nickels and a penny for him last year...lmfao...bastard... :baaa:

[POJO_Risin]

He wants Derrek Bell...

I like Bell...seems to be a guy ready to have one of those years that make you go hmmm...we'll see though...

I have a deal in mind for RBW...but at this stage of the game...I think it's pointless to try...

I could have had Dunn for Bell straight up...but what the hell for...Dunn's potential for dingers is tempting...but so is his potential for injury...and he fucking walks to much...the bastard...

[Fairwrning]

Originally posted by fairwrning
how much did Hafner sign for???
saw it was 3 yrs...

where's the fuckin Mod around here??;)

[POJO_Risin]

Hafner was 3 year, 7 million...

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Originally posted by fairwrning
how much did Hafner sign for???
saw it was 3 yrs...

7 mil....

[Fairwrning]

thank you..dammitt

[POJO_Risin]

after signing Martinez to a five year deal last week...I'm liking what the Indians are doing...signing their core guys to long term deals...

looks good so far...

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
I looked...but I can't figure out what in the fuck Burnitz is worth...trying to throw an overvalue to you for Burnie...and undervalue for one of your closers...

Of course...I have no interest in that rat bastard Rivera...and not sure about Percival either...not sure about how sound his arm is...what is he...103?

The new look bullpen absolutely sucked donkey balls last night in Minnesota.

Blew the lead, lost the game, both Urbina and Percival sucked royal.

Those are the only 2 relievers I have though.

[POJO_Risin]

You're pretty quiet this year Va...are you looking to deal? Christ...I played you last week...and have no fucking clue who's on your team...

[Fairwrning]

watchin the O's now..T just fanned..ball in the dirt

[Fairwrning]

who has Roberts??

[Fairwrning]

ill give em Womack;)

[POJO_Risin]

I know Al...I know...I'm trying to get a reliever and closer in one sweep...but if I can't...let's talk Burnitz...I'm relatively high on him as long as Beltran isn't in the discussion...I'm sure we can get a 2 for 2 deal though...

Still trying to get a damn closer though...I'm ready to say fuck it...lmfao...

[ALinChainz]

Me too bro ... I'm open to any offer for almost anyone.

[POJO_Risin]

My fucking bench is 8 for fucking 14 right now...lmfao...christ...

[POJO_Risin]

My team is pretty good...usually...this team would be my post July team...with another piece or 2 to nab to make me feel happy...

What I'm thinking is I may need to break this team down...and rebuild it...

I don't know...

[Fairwrning]

i just sent RBW a deal including his boy..see what happens..

[Fairwrning]

i love my team..top to bottom

[ALinChainz]

VA playing Inge over Piazza in the C spot .. Inge homers in first at bat vs Twinks ...

That was a good pick up, barely beat me to him when he did.

[POJO_Risin]

wrning...you have to let go of the fucking Porter deal...jesus christ...lmfao...

[POJO_Risin]

I looked at him a lot...like a 3B with Cather eligibility...

but would have had to dump Boone to get him...and had to keep an Indian...lmfao...even if I never play the fucker...

[Fairwrning]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
wrning...you have to let go of the fucking Porter deal...jesus christ...lmfao...

lmao..i have man..i have..last year..when i WAS STOMPING YOUR ARSSEEE!!!;)

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
I looked at him a lot...like a 3B with Cather eligibility...

but would have had to dump Boone to get him...and had to keep an Indian...lmfao...even if I never play the fucker...

Yep, and the one Indian I have is my team speed.

Coco Crisp ...lol ... for Christ's sake ...

[Fairwrning]

Cooca Crisp..lmmfao.sounds like a WWE superstar...

[POJO_Risin]

Originally posted by fairwrning
lmao..i have man..i have..last year..when i WAS STOMPING YOUR ARSSEEE!!!;)


That you did hombre...that you did...

alright...I pulled the deal...

[Fairwrning]

Coco crisp..i bet road games really suck

[POJO_Risin]

At one time 2 years ago...fucking Milton Bradley and Coco Crisp in the outfield...

lmfao...sounded like a fucking Saturday morning commercial fest during cartoons...

[Fairwrning]

WTF were his parents thinkin..lmao..unreal..i would be pissed

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by fairwrning
Cooca Crisp..lmmfao.sounds like a WWE superstar...

yep ... married to Cocoa Pebbles ... and had little Cocoa Wheats.

[Fairwrning]

your girlfriend would be embarressed to intro you..lmao

[ALinChainz]

They didn't wanna go with their first choice "Burnt".

They thought the kids would tease him.

[POJO_Risin]

Trust me...Coco is better than the alternative...

the fucking guys real name is Covelli Loyce Crisp...

[Fairwrning]

EVERYWHERE..fuckin EVERYWHERE..people would laugh.."what?"...

[Fairwrning]

sent ya an offer Poj...

[Fairwrning]

awaiting counter:rolleyes: ;)

[Fairwrning]

and another sent

[Fairwrning]

2 seperate..

[POJO_Risin]

Millar and Overbay is a wash to me...

and I'd be losing on the other part of that deal big time...

I'm looking at a counter...

If a closer is off limits...lmfao...let me know...and I won't waste any more of our time...;)

[Fairwrning]

a closer..no..Nathan...possible

[POJO_Risin]

I'll check out your new deal...

gonna have a smoke...lmfao...and put Dark Bader to bed...be back in about 5 minutes...lmfao...

[WARF]

I just picked up Hinske for no apparent reason.

Didn't realy want him.... I just needed an excuse to drop that ham n egger Preston Wilson.

I also got Alou in that deal.

[POJO_Risin]

I'll ponder those deals for a few moments hombre...before countering...

worried a bit about the injuries with one...

[POJO_Risin]

Where the fuck did everyone go?

lmfao...WARF...you scared everyone away...

[Fairwrning]

ill be back in a bit..waitin on your counter...

[POJO_Risin]

I'm looking it over...

just let me know if a closer can be in on a deal...like I said...I'm looking to add a closer...

More than willing to throw you your guys...as long as we can throw a closer in on it...

[WARF]

I haven't seen this many counters, since I went shopping at HOME DEPOT!!!!

TRADE YOU FUCKERS!!!

And by the way pojo... I changed my mind...

Hinske for Beltran!!!

[POJO_Risin]

You haven't made me an offer...you rat bastard...although the Hinske deal has me thinking...

[WARF]

Who do you want?

I need relief!

But not because I need saves...

I need some pepto bismol...

My mothers cookin' is givin' me the farts... and indigestion....

[Fairwrning]

well..im pretty happy with what i have..Halladay paying off early...somebody wants to deal..ya know how to find me;)

[Fairwrning]

and ..yes..i can deal a closer...

[POJO_Risin]

Sorry wrning...I haven't been on since you threw up those offers...other than at work...and only to set my lineup...

I'll counter tonight after the rugrats are in bed...

[POJO_Risin]

lmfao...I'd prefer to deal with you until after you finish shelacking me anyways...because no doubt whoever I deal you will hit 3 dingers...and get 7 saves in a night...

[DlocRoth]

I'm still down.....

Let's get it on.

Poj.. I dont need another 1B.

So if thats all your shillin, well.......

[POJO_Risin]

Hell no DLoc....not in the least...

I just have a couple of them that I could give a shit less about...to be honest...

I'll deal anything...except Beltran...and I'll deal him for a top drafted player...as long as there are more players involved...like Mine and Al's deal last year where he got Beltran. I'd certainly use Beltran to solidify the rest of my team. Like I said...I need power and saves...and my speed certainly could use a boost...

[POJO_Risin]

Ouch...fucking Ordonez out 4-6 weeks...looks like another potential great career down the shitter due to injury...

who the fuck just dealt for him?

[POJO_Risin]

What the hell are you looking for DLoc?

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Ouch...fucking Ordonez out 4-6 weeks...looks like another potential great career down the shitter due to injury...

who the fuck just dealt for him?

Just dealt him to WARF. Maggs and Lopez for Mussina and LoDuca.

[POJO_Risin]

Well Al...for once on the right side of that kind of shit...

Now...lmfao...I think you win that deal...yeah...I know...going out on a limb there...

[ALinChainz]

Sent you one too.

:D

[POJO_Risin]

sent me a deal...lmfao...can't wait to see it...

[POJO_Risin]

I know to get your guy...I'd have to give a little if my OF you are asking for is involved...just not willing to give up that guy for your native son. I can't stand him...although it looks like last year was no fluke...

I'm going to look at it a bit though...

[POJO_Risin]

You know how I like my Rangers...;)

[DlocRoth]

Ok Poj... sent a rough draft.

[POJO_Risin]

Still looking though...at a counter...

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
You know how I like my Rangers...;)

Don't make me break out Coco.

:)

[POJO_Risin]

Damn...both going for the same guy...

jesus christ...

okay...getting to work...

[DlocRoth]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
Don't make me break out Coco.

:)

Oh shit, the gloves are comin off. LMAO

[POJO_Risin]

I like my Indians...just can't make myself like Coco Crisp...

[DlocRoth]

Damn Santana has given up 2 dingers already to your injuns.

Tied at 2 in the 2nd.

[DlocRoth]

But 5 K's..

[POJO_Risin]

Fuck Santana...overrated fucker...Va better drop him like he did last year...;)

gents...I'll be back...gotta order a fucking Pizza...and bathe these fucking kids...

I will send out three deals when I get back...lmfao...

Al...I gotta be honest here...your team is the hardest to work on right now...but I will throw back a deal to you...don't want to fucking throw you a deal that isn't worth the trouble though...like I said...I like your guy enough to deal for him...just not willing to do my normal tie half my team to the deal bullshit...lmfao...

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Fuck Santana...overrated fucker...Va better drop him like he did last year...;)

gents...I'll be back...gotta order a fucking Pizza...and bathe these fucking kids...

I will send out three deals when I get back...lmfao...

Al...I gotta be honest here...your team is the hardest to work on right now...but I will throw back a deal to you...don't want to fucking throw you a deal that isn't worth the trouble though...like I said...I like your guy enough to deal for him...just not willing to do my normal tie half my team to the deal bullshit...lmfao...

Man, when you can't deal Coco, what's left ... :D

And I like bacon on my pizza .. with little or no sauce then dammit.

[POJO_Risin]

Coco...lmfao...

Hey...if you want that OF...you can have him...I hate Twinkies anyways...even if they aren't there anymore...and especially if he spent some time in the mistake by the Lake...lmfao...

[POJO_Risin]

Well DLoc...at the very least...that's the first deal that's got me really thinking...

give me about 20...and I'll either counter...or accept...

[DlocRoth]

New 1 in Poj..

I'm out for 'za as well.

Later., but I'll be back...

[DlocRoth]

You s.o.b.

YOU counter.

I aint beggin. LMAO

[DlocRoth]

I know you like that versatility.

[POJO_Risin]

I said I'd counter you no good bastard...lmfao...

[POJO_Risin]

Young 2-2 tonight and his first dinger...

can't give up that power...working on a counter however...

[POJO_Risin]

I'm going back and forth with this...will be back online around midnight...

[DlocRoth]

I'll be around. ;)

[DlocRoth]

Jesus, fuckin Eyes.....

I'm playin him and hes got Burrell and his 17 RBI's ridin pine.

Whatta shame... lol

[Fairwrning]

got your offer Poj..not thrilled about giving up the outfielder you want..but he is slumping badly right now..may just pull the string so we can say we did a deal;)

[Fairwrning]

Bucco Brigade is kicking ass this week..looks like a good game NEXT WEEK!!

[POJO_Risin]

So I'm sound ass asleep last night...and here's the chain of events...

I had gotten up Friday morning at 4:00 for some dumbass reason...and literally crashed at 11:00 last night watching Star Wars with my kid....

He was still up when I fell asleep...

The next thing I know...I hear from my kid..."Hewe it comes...."

I open my eyes...and little pojo drops an Earthquake (if you used to watch wrestling...you'll know what I'm talking about) right on my fucking sternum...knocked the breath right out of me...I'm gasping like I'm going to die....

and my son is laughing his ass off...

I had to high five him for that one...but he's going to get it at some point today...I may teach him what a piledriver is...lmfao...

So I get up...grab a beer and my phone rings...

it's 12:45...I'm thinking someone died...but no...

alas...a friend's friend was having a bachelor party at the downtown Carlton Inn...some swank hotel downtown...and...get this...they were having not just strippers...but freakin' female oil wrestlers...

So...off I go...get there at 1:30 just in time to see Sunny yank Little Bit's hair into this pool of oil...

Game on...

Gentlemen...if you have the money...I highly suggest investing in a night of good ole' Oil Play...Sunny...and Little Bit...both outstanding young brunette's...Sunny with the large rack...Little Bit with the...well...little bit of a rack...were very good at what they did...not sure if there's an Oil Wrestling College...but if there is...my guess is they'd be great instructors...

I need to find out what the bill was for that...

Got home at fucking 7 AM...just got up a "little bit" ago...

time to check the stats...

[POJO_Risin]

I'm equally not sure about that deal as well...figure we have 2 good players...both slumping all to fuck...

you get the better player on one side...

I get the better player on the other...

When you look at last year's stats...and what they're doing this year...

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Originally posted by fairwrning
Bucco Brigade is kicking ass this week..looks like a good game NEXT WEEK!!

Don't worry, just a matter of time before I make some dumbass trade or release someone and fuck up my whole year....

[POJO_Risin]

Hey Va...just to let you know...Santana only went 6 innings last night...time to drop him...you usually do before May...lmfao...

What does Mr. Quiet want to deal?

[DlocRoth]

Yeah, let me know before you drop Santana..

So I can pass on him.. lol

[ALinChainz]

Pojo.

Al here.

We used to deal players in fantasy baseball at one time.

Sent you a nice trade offer.

Let me know.

:D

[POJO_Risin]

lmfao...I remember that day when we used to deal....with you...I'll have 4 deals on the table either on my side...or another side...

I'll check in a moment...

[ALinChainz]

All I can say is big names, big names.

[POJO_Risin]

Okay...Beltran has to be in it...I'm afraid to look...lmfao...

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Okay...Beltran has to be in it...I'm afraid to look...lmfao...

I've got to stop being so obvious.

[ALinChainz]

I'm sure you'll shoot it down ... but what the hell.

[POJO_Risin]

I'll be honest...the big name I'd be getting I just don't think is going to have a good year...IMO...

he royally struggled after August last year...and hasn't shown 1 thread of breaking out of it...

so I still have to say no...

I wish you had a higher pick...because I'd deal Beltran in a heartbeat to improve my team...but right now...I can't swing it because of the 5 toolness of Beltran...

[ALinChainz]

Way toolness ... and I left Huff alone too dammit!

:D

[POJO_Risin]

Al...I think you've tried to get Beltran from me since I've known you...lmfao...except when...well...you got him...

There was 1 guy on my side that I'll gladly give up...in a second...

[POJO_Risin]

In that deal you offered...

[ALinChainz]

I thought as much, but I'd rather it be Huff.

If you want to counter, cool. If not, cool also.

Trying to stir the pot some.

[POJO_Risin]

I know this is sad...but If I had your name guy...I'd probably take Huff in return for him in a straight up deal...based on position eligibility...and slump...

probably not a smart deal on my part...but goes to show you how I move up players I like...

[DlocRoth]

Ok Poj...

I'm gettin crazy.

Sent ya a 3 for 4.

[DlocRoth]

just for fun?

[DlocRoth]

Hey POJ...

I picked up Morris and dumped Lee.

Says it went through, but my roster hasnt changed. What up wit dat?

[POJO_Risin]

You picked up Morris today I'm guessing?

If you look at tomorrow's roster...it should be there...you pick up today...but can't use until tomorrow...

[DlocRoth]

Yesterday.

It said today it would go through.

It showed up this morning on the wire, but no change.

Oh yeah, Konerko just went yard.

[POJO_Risin]

I'll take a look at it...but don't think Yahoo gives me the power that ESPN does to change it...I'll fuck around though...

interesting offer again...

you are damned determined to make this a fucking blockbuster...

[DlocRoth]

fuck retooling jobs.

shake it up! LOL

[POJO_Risin]

Okay...you did a waiver pick up...it went through today...you have his rights...it takes effect with your roster tomorrow...

nothing I can do about it bub...

[DlocRoth]

Fuckin Millwood.

Glad the Twinks are up but damn. I need a win here.

Lew Ford 3 run dinger.

Poj, you watchin this?

[DlocRoth]

its cool, he aint pitchin til Tues.

Just askin, thanks.

[POJO_Risin]

Yeah...I know you want that open slot though...I tried to get it to open up today...but it wouldn't let it...

listening to it...

don't count on fucking Millwood...really...any of those Tribe starters...including Sabathia IMO...they are all vastly overrated...and Millwood is finished...

[DlocRoth]

Dumping him soon.

Maybe today.

[POJO_Risin]

Cleveland needs a Zambrano...or an Oswalt...to front that staff...I'd actually take Colon back...

Colon, Sabathia, Westbrook, Millwood looks much better to me...but you line up Sabathia with the #1...overmatched...Westie...overmatching...Millwoo d...overmatched...at 3....

[DlocRoth]

Konerko another dong.

Mulholland falling apart.

[POJO_Risin]

Buerhle through 8...10 K's...shutout so far...interesting...

[DlocRoth]

Free save op for Nathan.

[DlocRoth]

Swept you bitches...

We're in the future.
Youre in the pasture.

:)

[POJO_Risin]

Oh DLoc...DLoc...DLoc....you sound like a Twins fan...cheering in April...;)

[POJO_Risin]

that slope bastard just tripled...by the way...

[DlocRoth]

Pulp Fiction...


"He'd be damned if hes gonna let any slope get their greasy hands on his sons birthright so he hid it....."

[DlocRoth]

Twins.... 8-3.

Just like me. :)

I like 6 game winning streaks... within the division no less.

[DlocRoth]

Buehrle got touched for 1.

Too bad. Damn fine outing tho.

[POJO_Risin]

I'll take it...fuck...I needed it...

now to decide on Schmidt at Colorado tonight...he's good in Colorado...but I may take a pass...in case he has one of THOSE outings...

[Fairwrning]

Nathan is getting REAL expensive..;)
especially with Gagne out still

[Fairwrning]

glad Konerko is paying off...bastard...

[DlocRoth]

LOL...

Hes hitting at about the Mendoza line tho.

[Fairwrning]

these days off are pissing me off..i put somebody in the line-up..and they take the day off..

[DlocRoth]

No shit... Giles and K Matsui are killin me.

[POJO_Risin]

Fuck Nathan then...lmfao...

[WARF]

Did I makea right choice by taking Hermanson over McDougal?

[POJO_Risin]

Yeah...I truly believe Hermanson is going to be the guy there...Takatsu just throws to damn soft to be effective 2 years in a row...and Hermanson has been lights out...

[WARF]

Yeah but Herm has never had an ERA lower than 5 lol

[Fairwrning]

Brian Roberts..3 run dinger to take the lead over the Yankees..dude is a stud...

[WARF]

I think he's already matched his career HR total this season.

He's gonna come back down to earth eventually.

[Fairwrning]

anybody else antied up and got stattracker yet??
this shit is pretty cool..

[Fairwrning]

Originally posted by WARF
I think he's already matched his career HR total this season.

He's gonna come back down to earth eventually.

yeah..as soon as i trade for him ;)

[redblkwht]

Troy nice deal..IMO

just remember on your team
for starting pitchers look for the ^ that means hes pitching for the day, move him to the SP
spot..i wanna see you move up the ladder, good luck ;)
I look in espn they show the
pitching for 3 days in advance.

[redblkwht]

pitching probabals..take a look
around that site & read the main yahoo fantasy baseball page on hot FA aquasitions.

[POJO_Risin]

Originally posted by redblkwht
Troy nice deal..IMO

just remember on your team
for starting pitchers look for the ^ that means hes pitching for the day, move him to the SP
spot..i wanna see you move up the ladder, good luck ;)
I look in espn they show the
pitching for 3 days in advance.

Nothing patronizing about that...

oh...and by the way Troy...

Make sure you unzip before you take a piss...that's why that metal thing is there in your pants...so you don't piss yourself...

lmfao RBW...

[POJO_Risin]

They were showing on ESPN though that his ERA in Save Opp.'s was considerably lower than his starts...

a point or 2 less...

for Hermanson that is...

[POJO_Risin]

Alright...DLoc...the ball is in your court...

the dance continues...lmfao...

[POJO_Risin]

Right now...wrning's team is fucking 11 for 24...with three taters and about 146 ribbies...

all our stats were relatively close offensively...until the past 2 days...

WOW is all I have to say...

[DlocRoth]

Ok, Poj...returning serve.

[POJO_Risin]

I won't have a SS if I do that deal...throw in Feliz...and it's done...

[WARF]

Who wants to trade with me...

I am undefeated in trades 8-0 since 2003.

[POJO_Risin]

lmfao WARF...and all defeated in the playoffs...;)

I'll deal with you in a freakin' blink...but I don't think you've ever OFFERED me a trade...

I've always had to come calling...lmfao...and after the Halladay debacle last year...that's not happening again...

[POJO_Risin]

Alright...DLoc...back at you...

[WARF]

Send me a trade...

So I can go 9-0...

LOL

I am Marty Schottenheimer of the playoffs...

My team is on fire going in...

Then I get wiped out in the first round every year!!!

[POJO_Risin]

Wait WARF...right now...you got smoked in the Ordonez deal...being that he went right to the DL...

maybe I oughta send you a deal...lmfao...

[WARF]

Pujols & Green

for

Derek Lee & Carlos Beltran ???

[POJO_Risin]

Are you talking about the decrepit worthless piece of shit Shawn Green?

Um...no...

[WARF]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Wait WARF...right now...you got smoked in the Ordonez deal...being that he went right to the DL...

maybe I oughta send you a deal...lmfao...

I might have won the battle, but I haven't lost the war!

Mussina is on the decline... and is ranked way too high this year... plus he's off to a shitty start,... so Ordonez cancels him out thus far....

Javy Lopez is a stud... yeah... Lo Duca is off to a good start..... but he always starts off good... then tanks... he's a career .326 before the all-star.... and .247 after the all-star break...

[WARF]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Are you talking about the decrepit worthless piece of shit Shawn Green?

Um...no...

Shawn Green is gonna be back to his early numbers in Arizona.... moving out of hitters park...

[POJO_Risin]

LoDuca for Lopez is a no-brainer...I've always said that...there isn't a comparison...unless Lopez reverts to his old self before 3 years ago...

Mussina is declining...and even if his WHIP and ERA is up...he'll win 15...

Ordonez did this last year...when on the DL...came back for a day...and went back on...you got a broke-dick ball player...

if Green is going back to his early numbers in Zona...lmfao...then keep him and hold on for the ride...;)

[POJO_Risin]

DLoc...we need to stop...

this isn't going anywhere...

we're back to the no SS problem...

[POJO_Risin]

I appreciate the big names you are throwing up there...and they are...but I can't take an offensive hit like that last deal for a few saves...not to mention I'd be stuck with a huge hole in my infield...

[DlocRoth]

Poj....Tweaked a bit.

I do think we can get this done tho.

[DlocRoth]

You can have Feliz.

No prob bob.

[WARF]

My Mussina was my worst pitcher... and that's says alot about my staff.

Starting Rotation

1- Pedro Martinez
2- Jake Peavy (aka young Roger Clemens)
3- Rich Harden .68 ERA .96 WHIP... 1 win... could the uninjured version of MARK PRIOR...
4-Rodrigo Lopez 2 wins... 2.66 ERA... nice sleeper pick
5- Odalis Perez 2 wins 1.59 Era 1.15 WHIP... not flashy... but could be serious threat in pitchers park
6- Derek Lowe 1.77 ERA .93 WHIP... again ... pitchers park... should go back to his 2002 season...
7-Andy Pettite should be a mid 3 ERA... 160 + sTRIKEOUTS....

[Fairwrning]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Right now...wrning's team is fucking 11 for 24...with three taters and about 146 ribbies...

all our stats were relatively close offensively...until the past 2 days...

WOW is all I have to say...

I have always seemed to have good weekends in fantasy baseball..

[Fairwrning]

i need pitchers that get K's...there are a couple on the wire i may take..means dropping a releiver..anybody want a releiver..not closer??:rolleyes:

[Fairwrning]

Nathan becomes available(swear) when and if Gagne comes back!!!

[Fairwrning]

Gagne is available for a low grade starter..if you are willing to gamble a bit...:D

[WARF]

Warning, I might have a deal for the fire power you need...

But I forgot who your fucking team was again!!

[WARF]

k sent you a trade...