The Roth Army Fantasy Baseball League

[Fairwrning]

Originally posted by WARF
Warning, I might have a deal for the fire power you need...

But I forgot who your fucking team was again!!

look for the team with Gagne :D

WALLBANGERS....lmao..geez

[WARF]

I sent you a deal... if you don't like counter it...

[Fairwrning]

WARF...there isn't a player in the league i would take for that guy..you should know that by now bro!!!

[WARF]

Who do you want for Jose Reyes?

[Fairwrning]

counter sent WARF...

[WARF]

Edgar Renteria striaght up?

Want a pitcher?

[Fairwrning]

Reyes is my stolen base dept this year...

[WARF]

COUNTER

[Fairwrning]

waitin for Pojo to make a pitch here..ya no trading bastard;)

[Fairwrning]

Originally posted by fairwrning
WARF...there isn't a player in the league i would take for that guy..you should know that by now bro!!!

DAMMITT !!!:D

[POJO_Risin]

I knew WARF would go after Reyes sooner or later...

[Fairwrning]

BTW Pojo..Affeldt.or whatever his name is ..went on the DL..ya fuck..glad i nixed that deal.eh??

[POJO_Risin]

A pitch for who?

I still have to see wtf DLoc offered me...

Gagne?

[WARF]

Okay...

Pujols, Renteria, Pettite

for

Tejeda, Reyes, Hallady

[POJO_Risin]

Didn't I nix that deal?

and I put that deal up 3 days ago you waiting to long bastard...

[POJO_Risin]

Does anyone want my opinion of the winning side of that deal?

[Fairwrning]

Originally posted by WARF
Okay...

Pujols, Renteria, Pettite

for

Tejeda, Reyes, Hallady

Pujols/Tejada..cant touch the mvp..although that is wash..
Reyes/Renteria..Reyes is the better player
Halladay/Pettite...you're kidding right??;)

[WARF]

okay same trade...

wit Halladay replaced by Rich Harden

[WARF]

or just Reyes/Pujols

for Tejeda/Renteria...

STRIAGHT UP!

[WARF]

Need a pitcher pojo?

I need an Outfielder....

Harden/Rodrigo Lopez/Odalis Perez/ Derek Lowe are all on the amrket!

[DlocRoth]

Well?

[WARF]

Let's trade D!

[POJO_Risin]

lmfao...the salesman comes out...

[DlocRoth]

POJ.... you takin it?

WARF... whaddya want?

[POJO_Risin]

DLoc...I still haven't looked...playin' with the kids...

let me go have a smoke...then I'll check it out...

[POJO_Risin]

DLoc...if you added Feliz to that last deal...I really can't pass that up...like I said...I haven't looked yet though...

[DlocRoth]

Shit. I sweetened it for myself. :)

[Fairwrning]

where did thr Troy trade come from??!!
i thought he went on a permanent vaction..
What's up Troy!!

[WARF]

Originally posted by DlocRoth
POJ.... you takin it?

WARF... whaddya want?

I want Vlad!!!

[DlocRoth]

I may be dealin him.

He's on the table as we speak.

Waddya give me for him?

Hurry while Poj is playin with his kids! LOL

[POJO_Risin]

You want Vlad...

give me a call...;)

[POJO_Risin]

to late DLoc...to late...

let me know when you want to talk WARF...

[DlocRoth]

Booya bro...

Vlad is tearin it up today.

So's Young.

[WARF]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
You want Vlad...

give me a call...;)

K...

Vlad for Pedro ?

[POJO_Risin]

Didn't want to give up Young...or Sheets for that matter...now I have a new weakness...lmfao...

but Beltran and Vlad in the same lineup...couldn't pass that up...

[ALinChainz]

Vlad and Beltran ... your store is expensive.

[POJO_Risin]

I hate Pedro with a passion...

[DlocRoth]

No shit.

Im banking on Berkman comin back.

And Bonds.... who the fuck knows what that crazy asshole is thinkin.

[WARF]

Damn pojo... your learning my tricks...

Trading players from the waiver wire!!!

fuck you!!!

[POJO_Risin]

I tried to get freakin' Beltran and ARod in the same lineup like mad last year...this is almost as good...maybe better...

[DlocRoth]

Feliz?

He's decent.

Plus he plays 48 fucking positions.

[POJO_Risin]

I didn't trade anyone from the waiver wire...MacDougal is getting dropped...

[POJO_Risin]

He's alright...could care a less about Feliz...just needed a SS...lmfao...

[WARF]

Peavy for Vlad?

[POJO_Risin]

WARF...you are on crack...

[DlocRoth]

My teams relief is so bad now.

Fuck it. I'm picking up Macdougal.

lmfao

I still got work to do.

[WARF]

sent a trade D...

[POJO_Risin]

You don't need Saves to do well in this league...just low WHIP and ERA...Saves are just one category...

and your starting staff is real good now...

mine isn't...

[WARF]

okay now its sent

[ALinChainz]

you might not have the waiver priority to get MacDougal Dloc.

:cool:

[POJO_Risin]

alright...my logjam is done...now I'm open to anything...

[DlocRoth]

True dat.

Fucker. ;)

[POJO_Risin]

I think I'm going to have to open transactions...there's no way 40 is going to be enough for some of you fuckers...

don't want to open up to the starter barrage though...

[POJO_Risin]

Yo...DLoc...I have a slew of relievers if you want one...;)

[DlocRoth]

WARF...


My 5 yr old told me not to take that deal....lol

[DlocRoth]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Yo...DLoc...I have a slew of relievers if you want one...;)

lol...You do now.

[POJO_Risin]

God...what are these freakin' deals...lmfao...I need a good chuckle...

[POJO_Risin]

I hate having a slew of relievers...never trade starters for relievers my gut tells me...but you enticed me with Vlad the Impaler...lmfao...

[POJO_Risin]

Yo Al...we are 1-2 in the roto league...

I'll be dropping a ton soon though...

[POJO_Risin]

Yo Al...I'm a bit interested in Guillen now as well...

[WARF]

Patterson for Boone?

[DlocRoth]

there ya go WARF

[POJO_Risin]

I would deal Patterson...but not for Boone...

[WARF]

Okay D.... Another counter

[WARF]

Patterson for Renteria?

[DlocRoth]

WARf.. BWAAHAHA

Hawkins is the set up man again in 2 weeks.

[POJO_Risin]

Patterson for Renteria....that gave me pause...I'll ponder that one...

[POJO_Risin]

He'll be lucky to be a setup guy...

[WARF]

LaTroy Hawkins for Lance Berkman ???

[WARF]

SHIT LOL!!!

[POJO_Risin]

WARF is really fucking working the lines now...

[WARF]

Sorry D... I thought I could pull a fast one... since you gave away Vlad for nothing lol...

[WARF]

Who do you want for Berkman D?

[POJO_Risin]

Originally posted by WARF
Sorry D... I thought I could pull a fast one... since you gave away Vlad for nothing lol...

Wow...Young and Sheets are nothing...

maybe I will deal with WARF this year...

[DlocRoth]

Originally posted by WARF
Sorry D... I thought I could pull a fast one... since you gave away Vlad for nothing lol...

Damn it, I thought I got an elite fantasy shortstop.:confused: lol

[WARF]

LOL. send me a deal Pujols_Risin !!!

[DlocRoth]

Cant deal Berkman..

Im gettin thin in the OF.

How about Bonds? lmfao

[DlocRoth]

Dude, he said he would return!

[WARF]

I'll take a chance on BONDS...

Wanna Trade DL players?

Alou for Bonds?

[POJO_Risin]

Originally posted by DlocRoth
Damn it, I thought I got an elite fantasy shortstop.:confused: lol

LMFAO...no shit...I almost didn't do that deal...as a matter of fact...I pulled Young out of it...and put in Beltran...

he pulled Beltran...and put back in Young and Lee...and Sheets for that matter...

my staff took a big starter hit...

[DlocRoth]

Hmmm

[POJO_Risin]

WARF...I'll deal with you this year...this time...you send me a deal...and we'll go from there...

I have some positions to play with...and I need a starter...a good one...

[POJO_Risin]

Oh-Oh...we've got a hmmmmm....

[WARF]

Originally posted by DlocRoth
Hmmm

Is that in regards to Alou for Bonds?

[DlocRoth]

Fuck it.

I cant trade Vlad and Bonds in the same hour.

lmfao

[DlocRoth]

In fact I'm done decimating my team today. lol

[POJO_Risin]

WARF...I'm out...but open to deal...

[WARF]

I know this might be off topic... but I noticed Craig Wilson finally cut off his fucking mullet!

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Originally posted by WARF
I know this might be off topic... but I noticed Craig Wilson finally cut off his fucking mullet!

Yeah, and he still can't hit a fucking curveball to save his life....

12 games, no extrabase hits....

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Nothing patronizing about that...

oh...and by the way Troy...

Make sure you unzip before you take a piss...that's why that metal thing is there in your pants...so you don't piss yourself...

lmfao RBW...

HUH? I thought it wasnt a bad move bro.
I sent it, he cancelled & then
sent it back, it went both ways.
like i said not a bad deal..look at 2004 #'s & now, all countered themselves in opposite directions..rbi,hr,h, & r..

[WARF]

http://www.resursadefun.ro/imagini/operation_Michael_Jackson.jpg

Yikes!!!

[WARF]

Okay red... let's trade

[redblkwht]

Im going to yahooo now..
lotta offers today loks like i missed out on some fun ;)

[redblkwht]

no waiver wire lowe ball for me..

[redblkwht]

looking yahoo, talking about a king zipper..holy shit, this hands down beat my sesh deal..lmmfao. :killer:

[POJO_Risin]

Originally posted by redblkwht

HUH? I thought it wasnt a bad move bro.
I sent it, he cancelled & then
sent it back, it went both ways.
like i said not a bad deal..look at 2004 #'s & now, all countered themselves in opposite directions..rbi,hr,h, & r..


I didn't say it was a bad deal...I thought it was a fair deal...

look up patronizing...

you were talking to him about his pitchers like he was 2 years old...lmfao...

THAT'S what I was talking about...

[POJO_Risin]

Originally posted by redblkwht
looking yahoo, talking about a king zipper..holy shit, this hands down beat my sesh deal..lmmfao. :killer:

HUH????

Talking about speaking in tongues...

explain that comment...aren't you the one talking about #'s and deals?

Quit looking at names senior lowball, and look at your king zipper #'s...

Have a nice day...;)

[POJO_Risin]

I'm still waiting to deal with YOU RBW...

you ready to deal with me?

Or are you to busy trying to convince me that VMart is a first round pick...Don't need him...have Kendall...who is fine...

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
I didn't say it was a bad deal...I thought it was a fair deal...

look up patronizing...

you were talking to him about his pitchers like he was 2 years old...lmfao...

THAT'S what I was talking about... In actuality, i was helping him understand fantasy baseball..
mind you i am playing him this week, he almost missed priors start. I lent a helping hand in that dept..lol ;)
& Mark Prior won too.
friggin cubs.

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
I'm still waiting to deal with YOU RBW...

you ready to deal with me?

Or are you to busy trying to convince me that VMart is a first round pick...Don't need him...have Kendall...who is fine... LMAO i see SP is a concern of yours Vader..

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by redblkwht
no waiver wire lowe ball for me.. check the spelling..lmmfao
want me to whisper it?

[ALinChainz]

Countered RBW.

[ALinChainz]

You got an abundance of relievers and Im needing one.

[redblkwht]

shit & here im thinking it FW & pming him lmao

duh..

[DlocRoth]

rbw bro... I cant dump Jones.

He's my lone Twin.

Good lookin out tho.

[redblkwht]

D go pick him up..hes my ready for, when im ready for a move.
I got 3 Rbis today in the other league. think about it, if jones
doesnt show up for 3 days ill give you till weds..then hes mine.;)
Im all over him, like white on rice..hes on fire.

[DlocRoth]

I hear ya barkin big dog...

Still, at this juncture Jones still has better #s all the way around...

[DlocRoth]

Ahh red, ya crazy bastard.

countered. He's my fuckin ace right now.

My counter is more fair than that shit you're sellin. lmfao

[ALinChainz]

RBW is on fire.

Trying to deal with me also.

lol

[DlocRoth]

Hes an up and comer..

But I'm riding the D train till the wheels fall off..:)

[DlocRoth]

He's pissed cuz he missed the shitstorm this afternoon. lol

[redblkwht]

He's pissed cuz he missed the shitstorm this afternoon. lol

not realy bro Vlad would be untouchable in my terms..
top 5 guy, no way. I learned last year the hard way by dealing
the wrong guy.

[redblkwht]

but on the other hand..you both did good..
I like Lee & Young A-lot.
my point is, a rule of thumb method, I learn
from my mistakes..

[DlocRoth]

We shall see...

I coulda got more I admit.

I needed a starter and wanted Young.

The kicker for me was Feliz.

He's gonna produce and his versality is nice.

[DlocRoth]

Sheets would be the sheet if he played anywhere else.

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by DlocRoth
We shall see...

I coulda got more I admit.

I needed a starter and wanted Young.

The kicker for me was Feliz.

He's gonna produce and his versality is nice.
Initially i had feliz & i tossed him 1st ;)
youll be ok, just look for an OF when you need help..

BTW burnitz sucks..did i mention that?
i wanna major overhaul soon..need the right deal
1-1 2-2 3-3 dont matter, i want people i like in my team.
6 of 12 i like aint bad..but may be better.lol
open for real deals, no lowballs please, ive been pm'ed that
their is an abundance going aound. hahaha you guys kill me.
real deal holyfield deals here..respond rsvp..lol beers ARE flowing :D

[Fairwrning]

Originally posted by redblkwht

open for real deals, no lowballs please, ive been pm'ed that
their is an abundance going aound. hahaha you guys kill me.


around here??!! no fuckin way..who around here would try to get the better out of a trade??!!

[DlocRoth]

Shit WARF.....


Willie Mo is gonna be coolin right off very soon...

[WARF]

Wily Mo is the fucking shizzzznit!!!

I bet he keeps his starting job over that piece of shit KEARNS... and knocks in over 30 hr's...

[Fairwrning]

WARF..sent a counter to your offer...

[WARF]

Dude, I ain't gonna part with Peavy for a HOT.... but unproven outfielder.

Peavy/ Renteria for Tejeda

[Fairwrning]

Tejada is untouchable..fave player on fave team..and who the hell is Brady Clark??

[WARF]

Brady Clark is an upgraded version of Scott Posdenik... same stats.... but Clark is a better hitter.... so fare well as the leadoff hitter.

[POJO_Risin]

Originally posted by redblkwht
but on the other hand..you both did good..
I like Lee & Young A-lot.
my point is, a rule of thumb method, I learn
from my mistakes..

I tried to tell you last year...but you wouldn't listen...

then you went and dealt him to someone other than me...go figure...you rotten bastard...

[POJO_Risin]

RBW...look man...people start off low...

DLoc always sends me a shit deal to start...every year...in every league...he feels the shit out...just to let you know which player he wants...

Well...he doesn't always start low...last year he threw Schilling for Rivera to me...knocked my freakin' socks off...

anyways...

I DO need a starter...middle of the road starter...nothing big...if anyone has one...

I've got depth...especially in OF...

so let me know...

[DlocRoth]

Do I hear rumblings?

[POJO_Risin]

lmfao...not sure...like I said...I need a starter...I like my staff...have only 1 stud though...don't like that...

have some good...slightly above average #1's...and one upstart...but could use a top end guy...don't care if it's a stud...but an innings eater...

[DlocRoth]

Shit...

I got a major power outage in my lineup right now.

Who likes Thome?

I'm not sure if I can ride his start out.

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by DlocRoth
Do I hear rumblings? Nah im good for now, im ready to roll in another soon, cards are dealt.

[DlocRoth]

I'll deal anybody on my team.

[redblkwht]

So much for garciaparra the
piece of gold..

MRI tomorrow or friday
out of the game in the 3rd,
they think its a groin injury.


lol coulda woulda shoulda..
now DL lmao..

still burning the wires.

[DlocRoth]

Hey anybody wanna see my CROWN?

It's the one they give ya for winning fantasy basketball.

Well, except mine looks alot bigger since I have my fantasy football crown on underneath it. LOL

2 in a row, bitches.

Dynasty in the making.

You can call me DLoc Auerbach.... :)

[tjvhou812]

pojo, just sent a blockbuster your way

[POJO_Risin]

lmfao...I managed a third place finish in the hoop league...which is nothing short of fucking amazing if I do sayso myself...lmfao...

but still not able to fucking knock DLoc out of the dynasty mode...

need to do it this season...to reclaim MY FUCKING dynasty...

I'll check it out tj...

[POJO_Risin]

Fucking Nomah...out for fucking 3 months...what a bum...

[DlocRoth]

POJ...

Ya got nothin....


2 and counting....................

lmfao

[DlocRoth]

TJ.... talk to me....

[POJO_Risin]

Well DLoc...we're the only ones on here...I suppose we could work another deal...

[POJO_Risin]

tj...I couldn't do that deal...I already have plenty of 1B...

[DlocRoth]

LOL... Late at night, deals for deals sake.:D

It took me 10 minutes to make my last post last night.

I was F'n hammered...

But dammit, I woulda done it.

[POJO_Risin]

I wish you were online...if you were hammered...I coulda gotten Sheets back...;)

[DlocRoth]

LOL...you may have been able to do it.

I definitely had the pirate eye goin...

The old lady was pissed cuz I was drunk as hell on a work night.

Riiiight... she was just pissed cuz it wasnt her....

Anyhow I surely didnt trade for Sheets for the W's..

It's all about the K's, babay.

Want Suppan? roflmao

[POJO_Risin]

No...but I need a starter...

[DlocRoth]

Want Willis?

I need a bat.

[DlocRoth]

Losing my patience with Thome as well.

[DlocRoth]

Damn Poj... I was lookin at formulating something, but then I got the call.

I'm off to the bar.

Send me one if you want to..

I'll pirate eye it later. ROFL ;)

Rape deals need not apply.

[tjvhou812]

ok i got david ortiz on the trading block

this guy will hit 40 homers and have at least 125 rbi's

lets get a blockbuster going here

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
ok i got david ortiz on the trading block

this guy will hit 40 homers and have at least 125 rbi's

lets get a blockbuster going here check yahoo..
offer you cannot refuse.

[ALinChainz]

yeah tj ... check Yahoo ... for an offer ...

:cool:

[redblkwht]

TJ is the man tonight..

hit the ground running bro-;)

[ALinChainz]

I sent him a damn good offer too.

:D

[redblkwht]

ALL BALLS 4 deals are floating..
who wants the Fish tonight?

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
I sent him a damn good offer too.

:D sent you one as well..make an adjustment if you will..im open.

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by redblkwht
sent you one as well..make an adjustment if you will..im open.

Sure you sent it to my team?

I'm Sinners Swing ... and havent gotten a trade offer.

And TJ hasn't responded to his either.

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
Sure you sent it to my team?

I'm Sinners Swing ... and havent gotten a trade offer.

And TJ hasn't responded to his either. wrong team..my bad..lets go-

[ALinChainz]

Not a bad offer RBW ... it's just a wash really.

I like my pitchers just a little more than those, and not so much Isringhausen as Pavano, I like Huddy better.

[redblkwht]

Yanks will be there in the end with Carl..
maybe not the braves 2 man
rotation..lol

[ALinChainz]

And TJ isn't on anymore ... send me another if you want RBW, I'll check it in the AM.

[redblkwht]

Tj sleeps on the deals..
overnight.

what i cannot understand, he sent a supposed blockbuster to the dream team & no one else?

seems his deal got rejected cause there was no changes..

we shall see.

[POJO_Risin]

Hmmm...let's see what I can do here DLoc...

[POJO_Risin]

Damn RBW...I have to admit...you've become a raging fucking car salesman...

You sound like my wife when she PMS'...

I'd deal with you...but christ...

do you need silk sheets and candies on your pillow?

Seriously bro...when you quit speaking in tongues and acting like Ann Coulter stuck in a basement with Bill Clinton...let me know...

then we can get a deal done...;)

[DlocRoth]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Hmmm...let's see what I can do here DLoc...

Hmmm... lol

Just in time, I'm still punchy.

Somebody get these babies offa my lap.

It's daddy time.

[POJO_Risin]

Alright...hang tight...lookin' at DTrain...

[DlocRoth]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Damn RBW...I have to admit...you've become a raging fucking car salesman...

You sound like my wife when she PMS'...

I'd deal with you...but christ...

do you need silk sheets and candies on your pillow?

Seriously bro...when you quit speaking in tongues and acting like Ann Coulter stuck in a basement with Bill Clinton...let me know...

then we can get a deal done...;)

Meow.

[POJO_Risin]

You're looking for a stick DLoc?..anything in particular?

[DlocRoth]

Sent out a feeler deal...

[POJO_Risin]

lmfao DLoc...it wouldn't be a season if I wasn't busting on RBW...lmfao...

[DlocRoth]

LOL yeah, his chops always seem to need some bustin...

We have a nice, friendly rivalry goin... right Red? rofl

[POJO_Risin]

It's not a bad deal...3 days ago...I'd do that deal in a second...but I worry about the injury...

Let me see if I can worry less about the injury...my deal looked drastically different...but not sure I want to do that either...hang tight...

Your deal wasn't a bad one...just not sure I want to go there...I think my guy is going to have one of those years...

[DlocRoth]

I hear ya...

and I HATE Cubbies!

LOL, where is RBW?

[POJO_Risin]

He wants the guy your going for...I almost pulled the trigger on it...but backed off...

Hang tight...I may have a deal in the works for you...or I may surprise you and go after the one you offered...

[DlocRoth]

Yessir...

Do what ya gotta do...

I'm gonna eat something.

Be back in a short while.....

The kid's makin ME breakfast.....

[POJO_Risin]

My kids aren't there yet...lmfao...can't wait for the day when my Saturdays are watching my kids do all my work...;)

[DlocRoth]

Wow... what a disaster... lmfao

Now back to business...

Got the draft on behind me....

And a deal in the future???

[DlocRoth]

BTW...

Thome is gonna be just fine...

I am most likely insane for puttin him out there.

[DlocRoth]

You wanna trade T.O.?

Lets put together the first ever 2 league, one day deal ever. :)

[POJO_Risin]

That's fine with me...I'll deal you TO in a second...and I know you have the horses to do it...we can do this...lmfao...

What I don't want with Thome is back problems all year...sapping away his power...

[DlocRoth]

I hear you. That makes it Lee for Willis....

Shit, bro.... I took the deal down.

I need Willis.

[POJO_Risin]

Oh DLoc...you know you still want the deal...lmfao...quit talkin' shit...

[POJO_Risin]

Wait...who am I?...

lmfao...

you know it's a good deal! The best deal you've ever seen!

WTF! You pull a deal!

WTF! it's like beans and eggs!

I am your father!

I'll get back to you DLoc...

[DlocRoth]

I got cold feet bro....

Willis won again today.

He got me 2 wins this WEEK.

If Thome goes down, I still got Konerko...

Let me tweak it a bit.

[DlocRoth]

Fuck it....

I cant deal Willis. He's my ace.

If theres any other arms on my team you like, let me know.

I just got a really bad feeling about it.

[POJO_Risin]

That's cool...I got Bedard...who other than 1 start...has been top notch...

and I have Penny coming back tomorrow...I think I'm good with starters...

the gamble with Willis is his penchant for looking like Santana in April...and like Santa afterwards...

[POJO_Risin]

Wasn't WARF bitching about not getting any counters? lmfao...mr. Talk...I get no counter from an offer from him...

obviously no dealings with Mr. "8-0" this year...

[DlocRoth]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
That's cool...I got Bedard...who other than 1 start...has been top notch...

and I have Penny coming back tomorrow...I think I'm good with starters...

the gamble with Willis is his penchant for looking like Santana in April...and like Santa afterwards...


Exactly...

After he loses 2 in a row...see ya!

Besides, he was a waiver pick up....

Unfortunately I need him.

Lee is a monster so far.

That fucker is locked in...

[POJO_Risin]

I had him...Lee...high on my draft board...he's a rarity...a 1B who has 30 dinger power...and good speed...I figured if he was ever going to break out...it was this year...

and he is...I don't think he stays the pace all year...but I do think he will have bigger numbers than last...

[POJO_Risin]

Patterson with a dinger...I needed that one...Chicago up by 1...3-2...

[DlocRoth]

Cmon WARF...

Always lowballin a nigga... lol

[WARF]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Wasn't WARF bitching about not getting any counters? lmfao...mr. Talk...I get no counter from an offer from him...

obviously no dealings with Mr. "8-0" this year...

LMAO!!!

Dude, the deal was fair until you wanted Rich Harden for that bum Danny Kolb, who has more saves than strikeouts in his career....

[WARF]

Lowballin?

Giles for Boone is FAIR.

[WARF]

I'd rather be MR "8-0" and lowballin....

Then be Tomballin... and MR. AGENDA!!!

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Damn RBW...I have to admit...you've become a raging fucking car salesman...if i am that bro, you are the used car manager..

You sound like my wife when she PMS'...
Im sure you go thru the same pains with her..lol

I'd deal with you...but christ...

do you need silk sheets and candies on your pillow?no i dont do you? i dont eat sweets mr.psfinctor muscle!

Seriously bro...when you quit speaking in tongues and acting like Ann Coulter stuck in a basement with Bill Clinton...let me know...I speak english maybe ill send you via email a sign lang book so YOU can get it.;)try re rerading my posts.:)

then we can get a deal done...;)
I sent you a deal, you never countered, not my problem!

http://commtechlab.msu.
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FEEL BETTER? :lookie:

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by WARF
I'd rather be MR "8-0" and lowballin....

Then be Tomballin... and MR. AGENDA!!!
Agreed bro, lmfao..

[redblkwht]

copy drag the link across the whole sha bang, it will work..
& dont be lazy.
the smack talk always commences while im at work..
classic.:lol:

[POJO_Risin]

Originally posted by WARF
LMAO!!!

Dude, the deal was fair until you wanted Rich Harden for that bum Danny Kolb, who has more saves than strikeouts in his career....

Then counter me you bastard....

I know you've got a whole bunch of pitchers you think are worth Vlad...so send me the damn deal so I can laugh my ass off...

since Harden has such a track record...

You don't want to deal...you want to go bowling...

[POJO_Risin]

Originally posted by redblkwht
I sent you a deal, you never countered, not my problem!

http://commtechlab.msu.
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http://commtechlab.msu.
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FEEL BETTER? :lookie:

How long did it take you to do this thread...

I couldn't counter...you pulled it before I even saw the fucking thing...

[POJO_Risin]

Originally posted by WARF
I'd rather be MR "8-0" and lowballin....

Then be Tomballin... and MR. AGENDA!!!

One and the same...and wait...wtf happened to him anyways...lmfao...

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by WARF

Then be Tomballin... and MR. AGENDA!!!
Bro i think he sensed that
EUAS still walks the hallways here..he smelled an asswhuppin coming.

[WARF]

I'm sure who the fuck I wanna deal.

Odalis layed a fuckin' egg tonight.

My outfield is crap too.

Brady Clark, Brad Wilkerson and Wily Mo Disabled...

The Three Amigos....

THE 3 FUCKIN DOUCHEBAGS!!!!

[POJO_Risin]

No...not saying that isn't true...and if it is...will be interesting in finding out who went callin' to him...because EUAS hadn't done anything yet...other than a few Mr. Agenda posts...

he'll be back...we'll be ready...

[POJO_Risin]

Here we go...

[WARF]

I don't know what the fuck my team needs...

Maybe I'll pick up that fucking BEANER CHAVEZ from the wire...

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by WARF
I'm sure who the fuck I wanna deal.

Odalis layed a fuckin' egg tonight.

My outfield is crap too.

Brady Clark, Brad Wilkerson and Wily Mo Disabled...

The Three Amigos....

THE 3 FUCKIN DOUCHEBAGS!!!!
hell talk about taking a shit, my whole team..lmao only
to pojo too. too funny..
great timing, i know when im done in :)
got a whole season in front of us, the only thing is..
i at least wanted to be competetive this week.
didnt happen, i lost to the better team.
tomorrows a wash.
im not happy with my SP at all..on paper cool, but took a dive in 2 straight wks..
bout to throw rogers against the wall & see if he sticks.

[POJO_Risin]

I can't believe Chavez got dumped...

WARF...your team needs the second half...lmfao...

as for your team RBW...I just had a good offensive week...unlike last week when I shit the bed...

My starters...minus one fucking start...and my shit ass closers every other appearance...were awesome this week...still need one though...

I want to make an offensive move...and am willing to go a 2 for 1...

talk to WARF and DLoc about my two for 1's...they both roasted me last year...doing that...but I need to make that kinda move...

[WARF]

Cabrera for Halladay Pojo?

Ooops, wrong season.

[POJO_Risin]

I didn't just give you Cabrera either...no doubt...you handed me my ass in that deal...

sorry thing is...I'd do it again...

[WARF]

Yeah and I just dropped Herm...

I think we have a three headed dragon in Chi Town...

[POJO_Risin]

Hermanson, Takatsu and Marte...

Marte is probably the best of the three...

Takatsu seems to be getting the most chances though...

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by WARF
Yeah and I just dropped Herm...

I think we have a three headed dragon in Chi Town...
Fuck that the seasons done already in april..ive given up
i get too pissed watching them lose, im gonna sell a few sets on ebay, no sense on spending $150 a game bones on a loser RP that
cant get it done.(food liquer & more liquer in wrigleyville);)
(me & the wife)
I think Dustys days are numbered..writings on the wall with brendly in the booth.

[redblkwht]

I wouldnt touch ANY of either RP's on sox or scrubs..

[POJO_Risin]

Why would they want Brenley???

He looked brilliant...with Arizona...

oh yeah...they had Schilling and RJ...

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Why would they want Brenley???

He looked brilliant...with Arizona...

oh yeah...they had Schilling and RJ...
Because hes one of GM's best friends (Jim Hendry)..lol
its on the wall bro, you heard it here 1st.;)

[POJO_Risin]

Another dumbass signing...iMo...

what they need to do is give Atlanta a call...and get their pitching coach to run that team...

get someone who knows how to handle those pitchers without blowing out all their arms...

then you'll be unstoppable...

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Another dumbass signing...iMo...

what they need to do is give Atlanta a call...and get their pitching coach to run that team...

get someone who knows how to handle those pitchers without blowing out all their arms...

then you'll be unstoppable... dude fucking Zambrano threw 115+ pitches last game, too early for that-
Dusty is an idiot..
after the game carlos's arm was hurting(interview)..
hes ruining our arms, wood & prior aint over 2003 yet.
being overused..

[redblkwht]

Im still pissed they took out chip carray & steve stone out of the booth..
this team is in trouble in MANY levels.
believe me when i say this too..

[POJO_Risin]

Which is why they need someone in there with a history of handling pitchers well...

and enough of fucking Hawkins already...and Borowski is just as bad...

maybe they oughta convert Wood to a closer...

[POJO_Risin]

What happened to Caray and Stone?

[WARF]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Which is why they need someone in there with a history of handling pitchers well...

and enough of fucking Hawkins already...and Borowski is just as bad...

maybe they oughta convert Wood to a closer...

LOL

Or trade the rockies for Shawn SHITcon....

Who will get 40 saves and a 43.27 ERA!!!

[POJO_Risin]

He won't get any saves when the Korean, or Jap comes back off the DL...

Hitzo Jujitsu...or whatever the fuck his name is...

[WARF]

I think his name is Tshitzo Jizzashu

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin


maybe they oughta convert Wood to a closer... Kerry already said
it aint happening..
as for stone & chip their comments on dusty & the pitching staff last year, sent them both to the door.
Steve Stone is a smart mind for baseball, he calls it as it is..
Like Harry did..
the rid themselves on sosa, merker(rp), and alou, who all called the booth last year & threatened both of them on many occasions, dusty wouldnt have any of it..so they cut the cancer on the wrong ends..(booth)
these players actually called the booth during games
and threatened the booth guys..lmao
whiny bitches..dusty was real tired of covering sosa..trust me you didnt hear half of the papers here about sammy..now hes become a hitter in baltimore go figure..
pathetic.

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by WARF
LOL

Or trade the rockies for Shawn SHITcon....

Who will get 40 saves and a 43.27 ERA!!!
that rumor was whirling around
a couple months ago with urbina.lol
thier done period.
no RP, put a fork in ya..

the atlanta guy aint leaving, hes been offfered many
jobs in the past 5 yrs, hes a lifer in atlanta.

[WARF]

Somebody should snag Rincon from Minnesota...

And convert him from setup to closer...

[POJO_Risin]

I think Minny is planning on him being their closer at some point...and dealing Nathan...

Rincon is a stud...but they won't do anything now...he's to good in the setup role...

[POJO_Risin]

Jesus Christ...I have five fucking closers...lmfao...

[redblkwht]

Seattles big line-up aint getting it done thats for sure..
big hype, 1/2 a balloon.

I dont see anyone competing with the angels in their division.

Yankees look exposed from their closer to their old lineup.
top to bottom..
Torre's going down soon, its too bad, hes a good Mgr.

[WARF]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Jesus Christ...I have five fucking closers...lmfao...

Shit... I got 4 closers with a total of 6 saves lol...

[POJO_Risin]

Torre will end up with a good job somewhere...you don't think Chicago would come calling?

I like my closers...if they stay healthy...

FRod is one of the best...Kolb will have 40 in Atlanta...Wagner is one of the best K per 9 inning closers in the game if he's healthy...

and Ryan was untouchable last year...although his move to the stopper role has been mixed so far...

I have Affeldt on the DL...he probably has the best stuff of all of them...but plays for the wrong team...

[POJO_Risin]

Boy is Brian Roberts a sell high candidate right now...jesus christ...

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by WARF
Shit... I got 4 closers with a total of 6 saves lol...
hek i got 19 saves & none this week..
J/K ;)
nah like i said Brendly is in
good position right now..its
a plan in the works.

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Boy is Brian Roberts a sell high candidate right now...jesus christ...
hell make an offer anyone..
ill look at any offer for the right price.
in all seriousness, highest bidder of coarse:cool:
hahaha, i would deal him.

[POJO_Risin]

You should at least look at it...

and my 2nd baseman suck ass...but not lookin' at Roberts...I think he's a great 2nd baseman...just not on my radar...

[POJO_Risin]

I wanna make one more deal for the time being...

need one more shuffle...lmfao...not even sure what the fuck I want...

have many holes...

C, 2B, SS and a stud starter...

[WARF]

Where the fuck is Brian Roberts gettin' this power from?!?!

Reminds me of Wade Boggs in 87' when he knocked in 24....

[POJO_Risin]

Brady Anderson...50...think about how amazing that is...

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by WARF
Where the fuck is Brian Roberts gettin' this power from?!?!

Reminds me of Wade Boggs in 87' when he knocked in 24....
I could give a shit maybe having a Rolen type of career year, ill take that in a heartbeat.
I like darkhorse players..;)
Underdogs are my fave..

[redblkwht]

WTF??????????


http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?forumid=14&threadid=18672

[POJO_Risin]

Yeah...lmfao...I saw that too when Van posted his thread...I laughed my ass off...

Pope Must Die should change his name to Pope Did Die...

[Fairwrning]

RBW..ya know i am am oriole fan..what do ya want for Roberts..and don't say you know who...or is that WARF that wants you know who??

[Fairwrning]

bucco brigade is whipping my ass this week..

[Fairwrning]

sent ya one RBW..no low balling involved..

[Fairwrning]

bored so i did some digging..stats as of the first 2 weeks....

RUNS: 1) 79 Bucco brigade 2)72 RBW cubs 3) 68 Wallbangers 4)67 Stoners 5)64 Ham n eggers 6)59 Clams/VH Fools 8)58 Geronimo 9)56 Sinners swing 10) 54 WARF

[Fairwrning]

HITS 1) 128 Wallbangers 2)124 RBW/Buccos 4)121 Sinners swing 5)119 Geronimo 6)108 Ham n eggers 7)107 WARF 8)104 Stoners 9)94 VH fools 10) 87 Clams

[Fairwrning]

HOME RUNS 1)20 Ham n eggers 2)18 Bucco brigade 3)17 Stoners 4)16 Wallbangers/RBW/VH fools 7)11 Geronimo/WARF 9)10 Clams 10)7 Sinners swing

[Fairwrning]

RBI'S 1)79 Ham n eggers 2)71 Geronimo 3)68 Wallbangers 4)65 Bucco brigade 5)63 RBW 6)59 VH fools 7)55 Stoners 8)52 WARF 9)39 Sinners 10)35 Clams

[Fairwrning]

STOLEN BASES 1)15 RBW 2)14 Wallbangers 3)13 Stoners 4)11 Bucco brigade 5)9 Clams/Sinners 7)7 ham n eggers 8)5 Geronimo 9)4 VH fools 10)2 WARF

[DlocRoth]

WOW... offensive leader eh?...

How come I have got my ass handed to me 2 weeks in a row?

[POJO_Risin]

lmfao...this is a strange league...

[WARF]

Thanks fairwarning, I should be in last place based on those stats.

[POJO_Risin]

lmfao...and I'm right there with you...;)