The Roth Army Fantasy Baseball League

[redblkwht]

maybe we can finally put a trade together tonight?

[POJO_Risin]

Well...hmmm...I need a SS...and a Catcher...

[POJO_Risin]

I don't know who your SS's are...and not sure what you are looking for Mr. Sophomore slump...

[POJO_Risin]

I almost picked up Houston Street yesterday...taking over for Dotel...

and thought I'd give Troy the weekend...

he picked him up...

good pickup hombre...if you ever check this out...;)

[Troy]

Oh, I check... I check... ;)

[POJO_Risin]

lurking bastard...

[POJO_Risin]

Jesus Christ...literally my whole team is on the bench today...

LeCroy...bench...Huff...Bench...Overbay...Bench... Beltran...bench...Lawton...bench...

I love this fucking league...motherfuckers...

[tjvhou812]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Jesus Christ...literally my whole team is on the bench today...

LeCroy...bench...Huff...Bench...Overbay...Bench... Beltran...bench...Lawton...bench...

I love this fucking league...motherfuckers...

dont feel bad, half of my team is on the D/L

[POJO_Risin]

I've had my 3 DL slots filled from the start of the damn year...so I feel your pain...

[POJO_Risin]

Yo Al...would you be interested in parting with Guillen?...not a lot of pop...but better than what I've got...

[tjvhou812]

you gotta love the d/l....

the sad thing is, i got a good team, and im in last place...
i should be in the top four....

but their still plenty of time left...

[POJO_Risin]

I'm not going to say what I think of my team...

on paper...good...in real life...a big pile of dung...

[POJO_Risin]

Maybe we oughta make a deal...no idea who's on your team though...

[WARF]

Damn Pojo... it seems like whenever you team is ready to turn the corner.... you take another hit with injuries...

[WARF]

Who the fuck do you want eggman?

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Yo Al...would you be interested in parting with Guillen?...not a lot of pop...but better than what I've got...

Could package Guillen and LoDuca maybe ...

[WARF]

Hey Va?

Pujols for Abreu?

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by WARF
Hey Va?

Pujols for Abreu?
Its Abreu's year bro.. i dunno-

[WARF]

He could uprade his first base on this deal....

I need an outfielder...

Wanted to trade with pujo... but Vlad went on the dl....

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by WARF
He could uprade his first base on this deal....

I need an outfielder...

Wanted to trade with pujo... but Vlad went on the dl.... Hell ill give you suzuki & a yamaha for him.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Originally posted by WARF
Hey Va?

Pujols for Abreu?

Dear WARF,
Can you make up your fookin' mind for once ??? ;)

Judas Priest, the guy changes his mind more than his skivvies (or so Pojo tells me ;) ).......

[DlocRoth]

Yo FOOLS...

COUNTERED!!

[DlocRoth]

TJ...

not even 1 counter?

Cmon bro... Glaus aint cheap.

[DlocRoth]

OK, my final offer...

Danglin some power at ya.

And I'm not talkin about my johnson.

[DlocRoth]

Glaus for Hillenbrand...

I'm still chuckling.

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by DlocRoth
TJ...

not even 1 counter?

Cmon bro... Glaus aint cheap.
Be nice bro, sometimes TJ falls
asleep while the monitor is on..
;) j/k

[redblkwht]

BTW bro happy b day, i still
have a gift for you, send me
an offer..

[DlocRoth]

Originally posted by redblkwht
BTW bro happy b day, i still
have a gift for you, send me
an offer..

Fuck off, asshole, we'ze workin here! LOL:D

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by DlocRoth
Fuck off, asshole, we'ze workin here! LOL:D
lol back-atcha punk azz..

[tjvhou812]

send me some deals, and i will let yiz know

[DlocRoth]

Hey TJ...

I will deal with you, but that bullshit youre slingin at me.....

You gotta spend money to make money.

Hillenbrand, yeah kes hitting .330, but IMO, not an upgrade from Glaus.

We're talkin some names here, but if youre gonna continue to use him as a centerpiece...

I know some of you might disagree, :) but I am not fucking retarded!

If you want me to take that injury riddled hump, you MUST give me someone worthy.

No, not Phil Nevin.

[tjvhou812]

make me a counter offer

[DlocRoth]

Now I gotta think about it.

Konerko is heating up big time.

Glaus is rock solid.

My team is comin together nicely, finally. I might have all the pieces.

I'm just a tradin fool tho, so I'll look.:)

[redblkwht]

Dloc... your rainbow over the avatar makes you look gay ;)
lmao

[POJO_Risin]

My walking fucking hospital continues...

Erik Bedard on the DL...

and fucking Beltran still a whining bitch...he'll be on it soon enough...

fuck my worthless team...

[POJO_Risin]

And Huff still bitching about a stiff neck...

fucking faggots...every one of them...

[redblkwht]

& fuck my teams a mirage.
im getting spanked by a
zombie team..lol

i aint going far..bring on
football bro.

[DlocRoth]

Originally posted by redblkwht
Dloc... your rainbow over the avatar makes you look gay ;)
lmao

Prick!:D

Oh btw POJ...

Bye bye Millwood, bye bye Tribe.

[Fairwrning]

geez..i'm getting my ass kicked by Dloc's rag-a-muffin team

[DlocRoth]

Originally posted by fairwrning
geez..i'm getting my ass kicked by Dloc's rag-a-muffin team

Awwww...cmon!:D

My team is locked and loaded at every position.

I got me eye on 3rd place.:moon:

[POJO_Risin]

Originally posted by DlocRoth
Prick!:D

Oh btw POJ...

Bye bye Millwood, bye bye Tribe.

Oh for fuck sake...Millwood going down amounts to nothing...

1-4...and I don't give a shit about his ERA and his WHIP...it's winning games...

they aren't hitting...so...they aren't winning much...

if they WERE hitting, and scoring runs...different story...

[POJO_Risin]

Funny thing is here...I don't even want to deal...I'm happy watching my team go down the shitter...

I don't know how many guys on my team on the DL now...and one not playing...and not on the DL...this fucking blows...

[POJO_Risin]

Okay Al...checking out your offer...

[POJO_Risin]

I was going to counter that deal...but just not liking Guillen and that knee issue...I'm sure it will be fine...but it's infuriating having a guy that sits without warning like that...

[WARF]

I sent two hot deals....

Pujo...

Peavy for Soriano...


Buccos...


Bay & Abreu for Pujols & Floyd....

[DlocRoth]

Originally posted by WARF
I sent two hot deals....

Pujo...

Peavy for Soriano...


Buccos...


Bay & Abreu for Pujols & Floyd....

HOT HOT HOT!!

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!! :)

[WARF]

I also sent Dloc a trade...

2 beers and a percocet.... for Ordonez.....

[DlocRoth]

AlllllllReeet!

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Originally posted by WARF
I sent two hot deals....

Pujo...

Peavy for Soriano...


Buccos...


Bay & Abreu for Pujols & Floyd....


I actually thought about this one for a while WARF, but then rejected it...

Never been a Cliff Floyd fan....

[WARF]

Originally posted by Va Beach VH Fan
I actually thought about this one for a while WARF, but then rejected it...

Never been a Cliff Floyd fan....


Pujols, Brady Clark, Pedro Martinez.... for


Abreu, Bay, and Santana....

[WARF]

okay I sent it...

Make a move....

I think that's pretty damn good deal on both ends...

Clark for Bay is the only "question" mark... Brady is leading the league in hits and Runs.... will he continue to tear it up?

[POJO_Risin]

Originally posted by Va Beach VH Fan
I actually thought about this one for a while WARF, but then rejected it...

Never been a Cliff Floyd fan....

That was actually a fair deal...Pujols and Abreu...when it's all said and done...Pujols will win this deal...but Abreu has that speed...

and Bay for Floyd is a fucking wash...no matter what VH says...lmfao...when Floyd is healthy...he's a stud...but he will get hurt sooner or later...

and Bay is 2 players...a really good one...and fucking Biff Pocaroba...when he's off...he couldn't hit Roseanne's ass with a tennis racket...

just depends on your poison in this one...

[POJO_Risin]

WARF...you and I both know that Soriano is worth more than Peavy...you are attacking my biggest weakness when you take Soriano...power...

I can't lose that power without regaining it...

damn dude...I know Peavy is good...but equal to a number 1 pick at this stage?

[POJO_Risin]

Originally posted by WARF
Pujols, Brady Clark, Pedro Martinez.... for


Abreu, Bay, and Santana....

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
That was actually a fair deal...Pujols and Abreu...when it's all said and done...Pujols will win this deal...but Abreu has that speed...

and Bay for Floyd is a fucking wash...no matter what VH says...lmfao...when Floyd is healthy...he's a stud...but he will get hurt sooner or later...

and Bay is 2 players...a really good one...and fucking Biff Pocaroba...when he's off...he couldn't hit Roseanne's ass with a tennis racket...

just depends on your poison in this one...

Biff Pocaroba, LMFAO....

Yeah, considering the dung that WARF usually sends me, that was a very fair proposal...

But you said it Poj, Abreu's SB's were the kicker for me, that's an extra point....

And yeah, say what you will about Bay.... But I'll take the 30HR's and 90 or so RBI's....

[WARF]

Well atleast you thought it was fair deal.

I'll try to be more considerate in the future.

[DlocRoth]

Originally posted by WARF
Well atleast you thought it was fair deal.

I'll try to be more considerate in the future.

LOL...mighty white of you there, WARF.

COUNTERED!

Just felt like sayin it.

[WARF]

I mean.. yeah I sent out some smelly deals...

But not all of them were bad...

And I wouldn't call Cliff Floyd completely worthless... I just don't know how he's gonna hold up this season... we shall see!

[DlocRoth]

Hell, earlier I wanted him.

POJO said it, when healthy he's a monster.

[redblkwht]

2 deals out on the limb here..
check yahoo & let me know
fellas..;)

[tjvhou812]

rbw...blockbuster for ya.....

Edmonds for Roberts

[POJO_Risin]

10 deals out there...check out yahoo...and let me know...lmfao...

[POJO_Risin]

My team gets worse by the day...

[POJO_Risin]

Sad thing is...I can't even ponder a deal right now...I need a ton...and without Vlad...my team is a bunch of fucking popsickle sticks...

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
rbw...blockbuster for ya.....

Edmonds for Roberts
Hold on man..let me put that in my pipe.;)

[POJO_Risin]

WTF is going on you no talking homos?

[POJO_Risin]

I'm thinking of starting the POJO dead pool...

who's going down on my team next?

and no RBW...I'm not talking about THAT kind of going down...you'll have to find love elsewhere...

[DlocRoth]

He he..

I'm digging the Vlad deal now.

[Fairwrning]

glad i didnt start Wakefield..buwhhaahhaaa

[POJO_Risin]

Yeah...2 of the 4 guys I got are on the fucking DL...you should be...

I think I'll be fine by the break though...I just need to keep treading water...

[DlocRoth]

Originally posted by fairwrning
glad i didnt start Wakefield..buwhhaahhaaa

What's Niekro's line tonite?

[POJO_Risin]

"Emory Board?"

or the old man...

isn't "Emory Board's" kid playing for San Diego?...or San Fran?

[tjvhou812]

i need to put some runs up on ya pojo

[POJO_Risin]

I don't doubt you will...

yo tj...who are your 3B...your SS and your C?

looking to make some deals...but need certain positions...

my team sucks ass...lmfao...if I have a lead in a category...I'm sure I won't by Sunday...

[Fairwrning]

need to add up season totals...who wants a stat//...ill even do the biggest..hits...

[Fairwrning]

somebody add up runs

[POJO_Risin]

It's to depressing...

[POJO_Risin]

My fucking stats suck ass...

I may change my team to suckassrisin...

[Fairwrning]

just did hits..not doing anymore..takes to long...

AHEEMMM!!!

1)WALLBANGERS 495
2)Bucco Brigade 482 ( 80 in a week is tops tho)
3)Rbw cubs 478
4)Stoners 465
5) WARF 459
6) Geronimo 448
7)Hairy clams 434
8)egger's 430
9)sinners swing 409
10) Vh fools 399

[POJO_Risin]

lmfao...

stop while your ahead...

6th is probably the highest I'll get in anything...

I know runs and rbi's I'll be in the bottom 2 for sure...

[Fairwrning]

sidenote...i have won hits 6 out of 8 games..tied once and got beat by 2 the other..and yet if the season ended now..i would be outside lookin in..lol

[Fairwrning]

just thought you fuckers might be interested:D

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Originally posted by fairwrning
just did hits..not doing anymore..takes to long...

AHEEMMM!!!

1)WALLBANGERS 495
2)Bucco Brigade 482 ( 80 in a week is tops tho)
3)Rbw cubs 478
4)Stoners 465
5) WARF 459
6) Geronimo 448
7)Hairy clams 434
8)egger's 430
9)sinners swing 409
10) Vh fools 399

LMFAO, you want a cookie ???

[Fairwrning]

Originally posted by Va Beach VH Fan
LMFAO, you want a cookie ???

why, hell yes...

[Fairwrning]

ya wanna know how bad your team sucks in runs, Va??;)

[POJO_Risin]

Don't worry Va...it doesn't suck as bad as mine in runs...

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Originally posted by fairwrning
ya wanna know how bad your team sucks in runs, Va??;)

Uh, no, as a matter of fact....

Runs is only 1 factor in this game, my friend....

[POJO_Risin]

Originally posted by Va Beach VH Fan
Uh, no, as a matter of fact....

Runs is only 1 factor in this game, my friend....


and 1 in which my team royally sucks in...

one of many...have I mentioned that yet today?

[DlocRoth]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
"Emory Board?"

or the old man...

isn't "Emory Board's" kid playing for San Diego?...or San Fran?

The old knuckler's..

Shit, I watched the emory board game on TV..

He was a Twin then.

Great stuff..he flipped it out and fuckin Hrbek stepped on it!!

ROFL...team player, Hrbie.

[DlocRoth]

OK shit, Dloc Jr. is watching "Aloha Scooby doo", and I'm fuckin bored.

WINS

Sinners- 42
Eggs - 40
Sons - 39
VA - 38
Fools - 38
WARF - 35
RBW - 33
Eyes - 29
Clams - 29
Bangers- 27

Ok, that wasn't actually hard to do.

I don't need a cookie.

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin


who's going down on my team next?

and no RBW...I'm not talking about THAT kind of going down...you'll have to find love elsewhere...
Damn, i was going to start counting how many fingers i can use..LMMFAO!!

[POJO_Risin]

Originally posted by DlocRoth
OK shit, Dloc Jr. is watching "Aloha Scooby doo", and I'm fuckin bored.

WINS

Sinners- 42
Eggs - 40
Sons - 39
VA - 38
Fools - 38
WARF - 35
RBW - 33
Eyes - 29
Clams - 29
Bangers- 27

Ok, that wasn't actually hard to do.

I don't need a cookie.

Damn...3 off the pace...and with a shitty staff...nice...that will change soon though...How are the Clams not in last?

[POJO_Risin]

Yo RBW...you ready to make a deal?...

looking for a SS...a 3B...and/or a C...

[DlocRoth]

The Bangers, Troy right?, have only 5 starters.

[POJO_Risin]

The Wallbangers are wrning...

the Clams are Troy...

[DlocRoth]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Yo RBW...you ready to make a deal?...

looking for a SS...a 3B...and/or a C...

Damn, I'm lookin POJ..

Would consider dealing Glaus.

But I cant get a bead on what you'd give up for him...

:smoke2:

[DlocRoth]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
The Wallbangers are wrning...

the Clams are Troy...

Sorry, fellas..:D

[POJO_Risin]

I don't know what I'd give up for him...

let's start with what you need DLoc...

[DlocRoth]

Who's got Torii Hunter?

5-5 and 6 ribbies tonight.

[Fairwrning]

Chase Utley with a huge Grand Slam, i believe...who has him??

[POJO_Risin]

Va has him I think...

[Fairwrning]

WRONG!!! lmao

[POJO_Risin]

Va has hunter...no idea who the fuck has Utley...I know I've looked at dealing for him a couple of times...but can't figure out if he's going to be consistently good...

considering I don't have a granny all year though...

[POJO_Risin]

I was talking about Hunter you bitch...

[DlocRoth]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
I don't know what I'd give up for him...

let's start with what you need DLoc...

Not a whole lot, if anything, I'm with you, maybe a catcher...

C J. Estrada
1B P. Konerko (Thome)
2B M. Giles
3B Glaus
SS M. Young
OF H. Matsui
OF G. Anderson
OF C. Lee
Util L. Berkman, R. Klesko, S. Stewart

Yeah, I don't see it, not straight up.

Beltran and Huff for Glaus and?


:confused:

[Fairwrning]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
I was talking about Hunter you bitch...

thought that was an awful quick response:D

[POJO_Risin]

I wouldn't go there for Glaus...he's not really on my radar...

and I'm more inclined to keep my Beltran/Vlad (off the dl tomorrow)/Soriano triumverate together until they are healthy...

by July...if they are healthy...I should be ok offensively...

and I need Huff to get back on roids...

[POJO_Risin]

Do you have a back up 3B DLoc?

[DlocRoth]

Well I hope you're fucking buried by July... ;)

[DlocRoth]

Naw, man..

Thats the only reason I was talking Huff..

I don't want Feliz back. LOL

That's why I don't see us doing anything.

[POJO_Risin]

Originally posted by DlocRoth
Well I hope you're fucking buried by July... ;)

I think you know that's not going to happen...

with as bad as my team is right now due to injuries...

the fact that I'm not in the bottom 3 is amazing...

like I said...treading water right now with this team is all I want...if I get healthy...

I just don't know if I'm going to get healthy...

[POJO_Risin]

I don't want a stud 3B...just someone who can fill in...

[POJO_Risin]

FRod in his first game back...

1 save...

1 inning...

3 walks...

3 K's...

lmfao...

my WHIP goes through the fucking roof...

[POJO_Risin]

Derrek Lee 2 for 2 tonight...jesus christ...this guy is a house of fire...I know he's going to taper off...but I still think in tapering off...he's going to have a HUGE year...

[POJO_Risin]

That stud J Koronka on the hill for the Cubs...

lmfao...

who the fuck is J Koronka...

[Eyes of the Night]

Word up my bre's ... thought I'd never show? ...

Link me if Risin took care of me if not fuck you too!;) ...

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
That stud J Koronka on the hill for the Cubs...

lmfao...

who the fuck is J Koronka...
Rookie they got in a trade
with SF they got Koronka &
J Williams for Latroy Hawkins
last week..Sox killer, Cubs
popsicle.
heres the leftys stats for last night, not a bad move for Hendry, hawkins did us no good, read his stats from this yr..he sucked. it was due to move him.
-------------------------------
-------------------------------
John Koronka (1-0) allowed three runs and six hits in five innings to earn the victory in his big-league debut. Koronka, a 24-year-old left-hander who has pitched in 165 minor league games, walked three and struck out four.

``It feels great,'' Koronka said. ``First game, get a win, it's unbelievable.''

Koronka made his debut before a sellout crowd of 54,093.

``I got out there and saw all those people, it kind of pumped me up,'' he said.

[POJO_Risin]

Originally posted by Eyes
Word up my bre's ... thought I'd never show? ...

Link me if Risin took care of me if not fuck you too!;) ...

Eyes...for fuck sake dude...

what's the fucking deal man...

no I didn't take care of you...your team is still top 3 I think...

WTF man...you need to show the fuck up if you are going to do this shit...

Hope all is well...

[POJO_Risin]

My asshole could pitch better than LaTroy Hawkins...

[DlocRoth]

SHIT!! I'm too late!!

EYES let's deal!!

ROFL

[DlocRoth]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
My asshole could pitch better than LaTroy Hawkins...

LOL

"Risin puckers.....delivers...HE struck him out!!"

[POJO_Risin]

lmfao...that would be interesting...

I wonder what major league baseball would do if a team found some fag...

I can see it now...

"San Francisco ASS BLOWER throws the gas at the BEANTowners to the tune of 15 K's..."

[DlocRoth]

Yeah, I'd hate to see what a spitball looks like. LOL

[Eyes of the Night]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin

Hope all is well...

Lmao ... I dont feel tardy!!!

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by Eyes
Lmao ... I dont feel tardy!!!
Dude if you join, you should play..

Theres no reason to not
keep up with your team
BTW is in 5th place, if you were
on your game you would be
in first with your lineup (on paper)..

IMO your wasting your time if
your not involved..you could
or could have won this league
if you were into it.

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by DlocRoth
SHIT!! I'm too late!!

EYES let's deal!!

ROFL
Hek count me in that equasion too ;)

[DlocRoth]

Attention please, attention please.....

Sean Green has been purchased by the Wallbangers...

And don't take the brown acid....

LOL

[POJO_Risin]

RBW...that's very fatherly of you...lmfao...

[POJO_Risin]

My team really sucks ass...

[DlocRoth]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
RBW...that's very fatherly of you...lmfao...

Have you seen junior's grades?... LOL

[POJO_Risin]

Shawn fucking Green sucks wet dog ass...

[POJO_Risin]

No wonder wrning signed him up...

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by DlocRoth
Attention please, attention please.....

Sean Green has been purchased by the Wallbangers...

And don't take the brown acid....

LOL
Does the Green aquasition come with a free Spanky
little rascals hat?

LMMFAO

[Fairwrning]

:D fuck off, ya bastards..lol...he's better than Lane...

[POJO_Risin]

Jesus Christ My dead Aunt Rosey is better than fucking Lane...

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Damn, Poj coming with the Aunt Rosey line.... ;)

[POJO_Risin]

Hey, it's never to late to throw in the Aunt Rosey line...

there are never to many stories about Rosey Rottencrotch...are there?

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Was she from Erie ??

Probably so, then.... ;)

[POJO_Risin]

No...actually from Cambridge Springs...

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Hmmm, believe that Crawford County....

Good 'ol broad, that Aunt Rosey.... ;)

[DlocRoth]

Ok another top 10

Dingers

Eyes 111*
WARF 107
Va 106
Eggs 93
Risin 87
Fools 85
Bangers 78
Sinners 78
RBW 77
Clams 67

* Denotes half of these were left on the bench LOL

[tjvhou812]

6 fucking players on the d/l

[POJO_Risin]

It's amazing I'm top 5 there...not close to the top though...my team reeks...dl...no dl...it reeks...

[POJO_Risin]

WARF...I didn't not like your deal...maybe there's some work that can be done there...I'll take a look...and perhaps counter by the end of today...

[DlocRoth]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
WARF...I didn't not like your deal...maybe there's some work that can be done there...I'll take a look...and perhaps counter by the end of today...

WARF...

That's exactly what I was going to say...

[POJO_Risin]

Ahhh...don't worry DLoc...I'm not going to get into a race...

droppin' out of this one...

let me know if you 2 can't hammer one out...

not going to get into a trade race...makes for bad decisions...

WARF man...you are a trading whore...

[POJO_Risin]

Bartolo Colon looks like a big round circle of fat...

[POJO_Risin]

Fucking Fenway scorekeepers are fags...

a goddamned soft liner to right...that should have been an easy catch is scored a fucking double...

BULLSHIT...

Fenway scorekeepers can burn in fucking hell...

[POJO_Risin]

Damn...I was literally looking for fucking MacDougal...and that bastard Troy signed him...damn it...

Not that he's a save machine...but I was going to grab him and dump Affeldt...ah well...

[WARF]

I'm ready to trade Pujols for Abreu.... whenever Va is ready!

I need an outfielder.

[POJO_Risin]

And I've needed a fucking SS from the damn start...are you ever going to give me a Renteria offer that isn't tied together with fucking Pujols?

Thing is...I need OF's as well...as long as that douchebag Vlad is on the DL...

[POJO_Risin]

You know...at the beginning of the year...

Va does that deal in a second...

it's funny how half a year fucking changes things around...

Pujols is a top 3 pick every year...

is Abreu?

If I needed a 1B...I'd make that deal...I don't know who he has at 1b though...

[POJO_Risin]

He's got Sexson...hmmmm....

how about...

Sexson and Abreu for Pujols and Figgins...

[POJO_Risin]

wait...it's not my team...lmfao...

[POJO_Risin]

Brandon Donnely had a baseball in his back pocket...and had the dugout for Boston throwing a fucking fit...

lmfao...funny shit...

WTF would he have a fucking ball in his back pocket...

[POJO_Risin]

I through a couple of deals out there...

when y'all get them...let me know...

I need a SS...not a great one...just a good one...not looking for the deal of the century here...

[WARF]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
I through a couple of deals out there...

when y'all get them...let me know...

I need a SS...not a great one...just a good one...not looking for the deal of the century here...

Jack Wilson is still on the wire and his bat is heating up!

[POJO_Risin]

Nah...don't want Wilson...I have a general thing about Pirates on my team...

I know I have one now...but not for long...

[POJO_Risin]

Yo WARF...if you want Abreu that badly...that deal up there should get you him...and if it doesn't...at least you know what you're up against...

[WARF]

Who will you offer for Renteria?

[POJO_Risin]

I don't know...I have an aversion to the fucker because I had to live with him all year last year...

Millar just hit dinger #2 today off of Shields...damn...a rifle shot...

great game...

Boston was up 5-1...then down 6-5...then 7-5...

now 7-6...

[WARF]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Yo WARF...if you want Abreu that badly...that deal up there should get you him...and if it doesn't...at least you know what you're up against...

Well... Delgado is on fire right now... and I am gonna move him from util to 1st base.... so I can get a TOP NOTCH outfielder!

[POJO_Risin]

I know you want OF's...I just don't think I have one I want to give up for Renteria...

[WARF]

Let me look...

[POJO_Risin]

I know...Va's worried about SB's...so give him Figgins...and ask him for Sexson...

Sexson and Abreu for Figgins and Pujols...

[WARF]

Well who do you want for Beltran?

[WARF]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
I know...Va's worried about SB's...so give him Figgins...and ask him for Sexson...

Sexson and Abreu for Figgins and Pujols...

Yeah but I don't want another 1st baseman... I already have delgado and Pujols.... and Tino playin' with his nuts on the bench!

[WARF]

Okay maybe this deal will win him over...

Abreu & Bay

for Pujols & Figgins...

[POJO_Risin]

Um...if you DEAL Pujols...you won't have him anymore...

Beltran...He's a top 5 pick...the only guy I'd take for him is Pujols...and I like Beltran better than Pujols...so I wouldn't do the deal...

we've been there before...

I've got Soriano, Vlad and Beltran...and I'd probably pick them (out of insanity) over Pujols (although If Pujols still had 3B eligibility, that would change) in a draft...

because I don't like Pujols...and his position has a few studs...

I don't know man...I still think Pujols is a stud...probably a number 1 pick in most drafts if ARod wasn't...

[POJO_Risin]

That sounds like a good deal...

he gets the speed he's worried about...and more than covers his power and average...

you gain your OF's...

[Fairwrning]

yo Poj...can't offer up who you asked for...my team isn't that deep....and he has good numbers for the most part....

[POJO_Risin]

Not a problem...

[POJO_Risin]

You can't say I haven't tried wrning...lmfao...

[Fairwrning]

i know..i haven't accepted ANY offers..but 1..

[Fairwrning]

have a counter in mind...don't think you would go for it..need to fill that 2b spot i would be losing...however you would gain some SB's ....

[POJO_Risin]

Don't you have 3 2nd baseman?

[POJO_Risin]

Before you make me a counter wrning...

I'm not looking for a 2b...I'm looking for a SS...

I'm looking for SS or 3B or C...

one of the 3...

[POJO_Risin]

But of course would entertain any offer...you never know...

[Fairwrning]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Don't you have 3 2nd baseman? I have Utley/ Womack and Reyes..i have Utley at 1st...(hence the Green pick-up) Palmero sucks even tho he's an Oriole;)
so i really have 2 2nd basemen...losing Reyes would kill my depth..especially if Tejada goes down...

[POJO_Risin]

Does anyone know why Jason Schmidt didn't start today?

Was there a rainout?

That's all I need...is another injury to fucking Schmidt...

I knew I shouldn't draft that fucker...

[POJO_Risin]

So getting a 1b would allow you to drop Green...and move Utley to 2nd...taking care of your depth...

not a problem bro...I'm just looking for a SS...

what was your offer...just out of curiosity...

judging from your statement...

I'm guessing Womack?

[Fairwrning]

no..i like Reyes at 2nd...no need to upgrede at all...Utley suits me at 1st...
you were wanting a SS so i wasn't thinkin Womack...still Reyes..but not for who you offered..

[POJO_Risin]

Well...who?

[Fairwrning]

Soriano..power for speed...

[Fairwrning]

but don't figure you will agree..

[Fairwrning]

sent anyway..up to you

[POJO_Risin]

You figured correctly sir...I don't really need speed though...need more power...I'm power starved right now...especially without Vlad...who I don't know if he's going to be 100% at all this season...

If I were to consider it though...certainly I couldn't do that straight up...

there'd have to be more...

[Fairwrning]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin

there'd have to be more...

usually does...:D

and you wonder why we can't work out a trade..

lmao..jus kiddin, man..

[POJO_Risin]

Can't do it...I must be undervaluing your guy...

my hunt moves on...

[Fairwrning]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Can't do it...I must be undervaluing your guy...

my hunt moves on...

no..i know its to my advantage other than the depth..just wonderin HOW BAD you want a SS..;)

[POJO_Risin]

Trust me...I'm just looking for a 1 for 1 deal...I'm done this year with the big deals unless someone throws ARod my way...

I'm not looking for a game breaker...just a SS that I can use to fill in...

Obviously I wasn't going to go after your GOD...

so I thought I could go after Reyes since you had a few other 2B with stats similar or better than his...

[Fairwrning]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin


Obviously I wasn't going to go after your GOD...



lmao..now if WARF would just understand that!!!

[WARF]

I'm working on deal #2873446674 for you pojo...

[POJO_Risin]

I want a SS...but not bad...I hate using the waiver...even though I know there are some there...I just like trading better...

[POJO_Risin]

lmfao wrning...I've never even considered it...

I almost threw you a to good to be true deal at the end of the month that you probably would have taken though...but then I realized I had to many holes...

It involved one of my DL guys...and a guy I never deal...'cept for last year...

[POJO_Risin]

I'm cautiously optimistic WARF...

are you going to make it to big WARF?

[WARF]

I don't know...

I have Albert Freakin' Pujols on my trading block...

I need an outfielder....

MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!

[POJO_Risin]

I just don't NEED Pujols...

[POJO_Risin]

If Pujols still had 3B eligibility...I would go after him in a 2nd...

he doesn't...so I don't need him...

I like Derrek Lee...I had him rated pretty high...I don't expect him to keep his pace...but I'm okay with him the rest of the way...

I just want a fucking SS...lmfao...or a 3B...

and a C...although it's not a priority at this point...

[WARF]

You know this league would alot more interesting if that fucking MR DISAPEARING ACT...aka Eyes of the Night would fucking check his team one a year....

There are a ton of players on his team I want...

Can we give someone else his team?

[POJO_Risin]

I Love this shit by the way...

1 more deal on the table...waiting patiently...

and a potential deal with Va...if all else falls through...

[Fairwrning]

Originally posted by WARF
I don't know...

I have Albert Freakin' Pujols on my trading block...

I need an outfielder....

MAKE IT HAPPEN!!! WHOA..WHOA..WHOA!!!.....WARF ..you are offering up Pujols but not to me...but you want Tejada???

c'mon man...i still wouldn't do it!!:D

[WARF]

Okat Pujols_Risin...

I might have someone else on the trading block....

Aramis....

I'm expecting Chavez to heat up soon...

So Aramis is on the block as well...

[WARF]

Originally posted by fairwrning
WHOA..WHOA..WHOA!!!.....WARF ..you are offering up Pujols but not to me...but you want Tejada???

c'mon man...i still wouldn't do it!!:D


Pujols for Tejeda.... straight up!

Yea or nay...

Put up or shut up....

[POJO_Risin]

Originally posted by WARF
You know this league would alot more interesting if that fucking MR DISAPEARING ACT...aka Eyes of the Night would fucking check his team one a year....

There are a ton of players on his team I want...

Can we give someone else his team?

Nope...it's not ESPN...

I could sell his team off if it were...

don't worry...I've given the benefit of the doubt out for the last time...

[Fairwrning]

Originally posted by WARF
Pujols for Tejeda.... straight up!

Yea or nay...

Put up or shut up....

no deal..i just said that earlier...but it's funny you NEVER offerd up Pujols to me..that's all

[POJO_Risin]

I would probably deal Tejada for Pujols...

but...the O's aren't my favorite team...and at this point...I wouldn't deal Soriano for Pujols...so I don't know...

curious to see how it turns out though...

[WARF]

It's funny cuz Eyes definately would be a top 2 team right now woth updates.... he won the draft easily.... shit.... he might finished 6th or 7th without even one update.... that's how good his team is...

[Fairwrning]

it's not just the fave team and player for me..the guy is MVP material right now...

[WARF]

Are you interesting in Aramis?

[WARF]

You know... I can't tell the difference between the waiver wire... and Al's team...

Al knows his sports... and he's a great guy...

But his team is the worst I've ever seen in fantasy baseball...

And he's got like one or two more moves.... before he expires!

[Fairwrning]

sidenote..go to the ESPN website and vote in the poll on front page...results are hillarious!!

[POJO_Risin]

Originally posted by fairwrning
it's not just the fave team and player for me..the guy is MVP material right now...

Bro...I Love Tejada...but his #s right now are damn near equal to Pujols...and Pujols hasn't heated up yet...and he will...

Everybody's been praising Tejada this year...and Pujols has damn near the same numbers...and has been coasting...

once Rolen comes back...and healthy...and hitting...Pujols #'s go up...

Just a humble man's opinion...

the only reason that I'm not going after him is that I've got a hot 1B right now...I'll probably pay in the end...but the Cubs lineup can't get worse...

I figure his average will drop 70 points...Lee..but I'm just looking for a 300 hitter...with 35-40...and he'll surely get that...

believe me...ask WARF...normally I'm trying to slam his door down for Pujols...

[POJO_Risin]

I have to agree with your assessment WARF...

Al is extremely knowledgable in the game...and I'm in a league in which he is kicking ass in Fantasy Baseball...

but this league...he sucks ass...

[POJO_Risin]

As far as Aramis...I have interest WARF...but I don't think he's going to get what you are looking for...

what are you looking for...who do you want for him?

[POJO_Risin]

Lets say WARF...you offered me up Renteria and Aramis...

who would you expect in return...

[POJO_Risin]

Holy fuck...that poll is hilarious...not surprising though...

I can't believe some people HAVE sympathy for those fuckers...

[WARF]

I gotta look... you team is so fuckin' banged up right now...

I don't know who your willing to part with...

Now going back to Al...

What is he gonna do when his 40th move is right around the corner?

Did he already give up...

What went wrong with his team this year?

Did he drop any key players?

All he has is Todd Helton... and he's like 3 for 57 or something right now...

[WARF]

I do need one more reliever... but I don't think you part with anyone pujo...

Do you think there is any chance David Riske will get the closer position any time this year.... I'm holding on to him while Wickman is injured....

[POJO_Risin]

Look...my team is banged up...but getting unbanged up quickly...

Not sure what was going on with Al...

He didn't have a particularly good draft...

and I think he made a quick deal with you that didn't work out as good as it could have...

and he hasn't had the horses to make deals...

I've tried to make deals with him all year...but he goes 1 player to much on some of the deals...understandably...trying to get footing...

He's made a slew of waiver moves hoping to grab 1 or 2 guys that end up being the surprises...but hasn't had the luck...

so now he's fucked...

I'll let him have more moves if injuries are involved...and if Yahoo allows me...

[POJO_Risin]

Originally posted by WARF
I do need one more reliever... but I don't think you part with anyone pujo...

Do you think there is any chance David Riske will get the closer position any time this year.... I'm holding on to him while Wickman is injured....

Well...Relievers I have some depth...but I probably won't part with my big 3...that's where Va veered today...although Affeldt looked decent today...3 K's in an inning and a third. He's not their official closer right now...but he will be...

Riske...

I would have bet my left nad that he'd be the guy right now...but he blows up whenever he gets the shot...twice so far...last year...

we're talking unhittable stuff as a setup guy...and lookin' like a knuckleballer without a knuckle when closing...

and right now...Howry and Bettancourt look to be the guys...

with Jason Davis as their long-term solution...

Riske is a fantastic relief guy though...

personally...I'd stay away from the Tribe relievers...I just dumped them all in another league...

[POJO_Risin]

There is a chance with Riske...he's that damn good...but with so many good arms there...it could be anyone...

their pen is solid...

[WARF]

Quick deal that didin't work out??

Both players I got from him.... are rotting on the DL

Javy Lopez & Ordonez...

[WARF]

Davies and Redman are both pitching shut out baseball through 8 innings....

This Davies kid has the stuff.... look out for him next year!

[POJO_Risin]

lmfao on the deal...where were we in our discussion WARF...

you offer up Renteria and ARam...

let's say my roster was 100%...who would you want...for those 2...

[WARF]

Beltran for Both lol

I dunno

[WARF]

You know Aramis is gonna fucking heat up... with hit around .290 35 hrs... 110 ribbis...

Renteria is already heating up... he just ain't stealin bases anymore....

[POJO_Risin]

Oy...You know...if Vlad comes back and is healthy...I'd consider that...

[WARF]

Beltran has been having a torrid year thus far.... yeah he'll hit 30-35 hrs.... but maybe only 15 stolen bases.... maybe

His 30/30 days are over.

[POJO_Risin]

So okay...if we're going to make a deal...right now...who would you want...

lmfao...

go under the guise that we aren't going to do it...so say whatever the fuck you want...

I don't think Aramis will hit .290...but will agree with your other stats...I worry about that lineup though...and would have 3 Cubs...which I would hate...

[POJO_Risin]

I look at my team...and shake my head...to be honest...

I like this team much better than last years team...that won the league...and they are doing fucking nothing...

So I'm getting in shakeup mode...

[WARF]

You know and I know... that Beltran has been a BUST thus far.

What's scary is that usually when speedy players get caught stealin'.... they tend to back off a bit.... but Beltran hasn't even attempted to steal any bases this year.... Vlad could have been another 40/40 player a couple years ago.... but his sb's are gonna be cut in half as well!

[POJO_Risin]

I'm not worried about Beltran...I DO think he's having leg problems...so I'm not really expecting 30/30 from him...but his power will still be there...when it's all said and done...

Vlad...no speed there at this point...

2 injury prone fuckers...

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Originally posted by WARF
Okay maybe this deal will win him over...

Abreu & Bay

for Pujols & Figgins...

OK WARF, I've thought about it....

But since you've taken 2 of my OF's, you need to sweeten it...

Throw in Javy Lopez with the trade above and you've got a deal....

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by WARF
You know and I know... that Beltran has been a BUST thus far.

What's scary is that usually when speedy players get caught stealin'.... they tend to back off a bit.... but Beltran hasn't even attempted to steal any bases this year.... Vlad could have been another 40/40 player a couple years ago.... but his sb's are gonna be cut in half as well!
HAHAHAHAHAHAAA..

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by Va Beach VH Fan
OK WARF, I've thought about it....

But since you've taken 2 of my OF's, you need to sweeten it...

Throw in Javy Lopez with the trade above and you've got a deal....
Can you pass the A-1 bro?

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by WARF
I don't know...

I have Albert Freakin' Pujols on my trading block...

I need an outfielder....

MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!
Sheffield make you do a double take bro? let me know..

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Come again ???

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by WARF
Are you interesting in Aramis?
you bet your ass I am..Focker!

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
As far as Aramis...I have interest WARF...but I don't think he's going to get what you are looking for...

what are you looking for...who do you want for him? great quote bro..
i agree i have tried, but he shoots meatballs for Filet's. ;)

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by Va Beach VH Fan
Come again ??? Do i have to?
I just did :sperm:

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Christ, here we go again....

Dicipher the "A-1" comment....

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by redblkwht
great quote bro..
i agree i have tried, but he shoots meatballs for Filet's. ;) lol
dont look into it bro, its called humor.:rolleyes:

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by Va Beach VH Fan
Christ, here we go again....

Dicipher the "A-1" comment.... Hissy fit bro?
Hmm? lmao moody in Va lately---->:eek:

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Actually, no, not at all...

But I'd like to actually understand what the hell you're saying....

[redblkwht]

Speaking of zombies..anyone
see V-Mart awaken from the dead? bout fucking time.:D

YIPPY!!

YAPPY..


YAH HOOOWOOOOOOIE!

[DlocRoth]

Fuck VMart....

I had 2 dudes go 4-6 tonight...

G. Anderson 4 ribbies...

Ding dong the BITCH is dead!

ROFL :)

[DlocRoth]

Originally posted by DlocRoth
Fuck VMart....

I had 2 dudes go 4-6 tonight...

G. Anderson 4 ribbies...

Ding dong the BITCH is dead!

ROFL :)

Jesus, was I a sad little pile of drunk last night.....

"Let the good times roll...
My game is better than ever..."

[POJO_Risin]

RBW...appreciate the humor...'cept your the only one that understands it...

DLoc...your team lit it the fuck up last night...watched both of them go off...

Va...good luck with your deal...if WARF really needs the outfielders...he'd do that deal...

WARF...I think we can make a move on a deal...if you'd just make it...

you know the 2 players I want...and know I'm willing to throw something at you...

you have an opportunity to make a deal that doesn't include Pujols...so go for it...you never know what will happen...I'm not sellin' on your predictions for Aramis...but I DO think his stats will improve. I'm also a 2 year Renteria vet...so I know what his hot and cold spells amount to.

BUT...I'm willing to throw you a deal for those two...

if you don't want Renteria in the deal...I would consider Figgins...although I would consider him the lesser of the two...even with his speed...

[POJO_Risin]

RBW...I'm ready to make a deal with you...I don't ever know who's on your team...but I got some cubby fodder...

DLee comes at a high price...probably don't want to go there...

but Corey Patterson always has some nice numbers...carried my team second half last year.

I'm not saying the guy is a star...but he's certainly close...

I have others you may be interested in...just let me know...