The Roth Army Fantasy Baseball League

[Eyes of the Night]

Yeah Red, I barely squeeked by yah n' shit ...

Word up El Warfo ... already sent you a counter ... 30 min ...

Risin', word up my bre ...

[WARF]

Joe Blanton?!?!?!

For Putz?!?!?!

[Eyes of the Night]

:D

[Eyes of the Night]

Get on the snake ... 20 min

[POJO_Risin]

What up Eyes...

hey...I'm up for a deal...

Red...I'm going to ponder your deal...if I want it...I'll counter...

I'll need too...because I'd be losing a lot in that deal...as far as tools go...

I need a 3B and a closer...

[DlocRoth]

Wheels and deals...........


Hey WARF...........

Sorry bro.....

But I'm gonna have to kick yo ass this week.

[POJO_Risin]

Yo RBW...

I can't do the deal you want...

if your guy actually played a position I needed...I'd probably do it with a tweek...

but I can't trade my best player and not address my biggest area of need...

The only guy that would equate a deal...you already said you wouldn't...and I don't think I'd deal for him right now anyways...it's a Yankee thing...

So I'll leave it there for now...

[Eyes of the Night]

Yo, glad to read ya Risin' ... yah man, if you had any players I remotely wanted I woulda countered ...

Getting my Wolfie outta hawk today!

[WARF]

I need an ELITE outfielder & Closer.

All of my pitchers are on the block.

This is the greatest pitching staff I ever had.

Chose Any... even two... for the right player!

Josh Beckett
Brad Penny
Brandon Webb
Justin Verlander
Oliver Perez
Scott Kazmir
James Shields
Jered Weaver
Rich Harden (Back in two weeks)
Pedro Martinez (Back in Late July/ Early August)

[POJO_Risin]

I'd give you an elite outfielder...

for a third baseman AND one of your starters...

Grady's the only one off limits...not sure who the hell your 3B are though...

oh yeah...you're the fuckhead that dealt Cabrera...

[WARF]

k pojo im shooting you a deal.

[POJO_Risin]

Yo WARF...how the fuck are you anyways...

We are so hit and miss online anymore...

hope all is well...

[WARF]

hmmm.. I don't think you have the outfielder i'm looking for.

[DlocRoth]

Hey sweethearts......

What's poppin?

I'll deal.

[DlocRoth]

I would have an elite OF, but I dealt em all to WARF. LOL

[WARF]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Yo WARF...how the fuck are you anyways...

We are so hit and miss online anymore...

hope all is well...

I'm doing fine. I've been working alot of overtime with my job. I'm engaged. Everything seems to be okay right now. I noticed your not online alot anymore too. Maybe thats a good thing to take a break. You had more posts than Airelle Bot at one point.

[POJO_Risin]

That's cool...

My guess is we wouldn't deal...

but if you ever change your mind...feel free...

[WARF]

I can't trade you David Wright because of the obvious MCab trade... but I think Mike Lowell is more than servicable with .330 11 hrs and 45 ribbi's...

Are you interested?

[POJO_Risin]

DLoc...

who do you want for that Hamstrung whore of a 3B noone will ever deal me...

and what the fuck is up with Christian Okoye being on that fucking Pirate Master show...

[WARF]

Originally posted by DlocRoth
I would have an elite OF, but I dealt em all to WARF. LOL

I gave you THREE quality players!

I hope MCab has hammy problems for the rest of the year!!!
UHU Huh uhuh uh

[POJO_Risin]

Lowell...

I like Lowell...he's been on my team more than a few times in the past few years...

I don't think he'll get you the outfielder you want though...

[WARF]

Who the fuck dropped Rich Harden?

I know he's a walking yeast infection... but when he's healthy is a first TIER pitcher.

[WARF]

You should have shipped out Soriano when he still had trade value pojo.

Are you gettin' a lil bit tired of fantasy sports? You haven't been making alot of moves this year... which is very uncharacteristic of you.

[DlocRoth]

Pojo....

Why the fuck is VMart on your bench??

He's got 50 fucking RBI already??

And to deal MCab, I'd have to really hash it out.


And Fuck off, WARF!!!! MCab will be fine!! LOL

[DlocRoth]

Soriano is sore...but he looks like he's starting to heat up.

[DlocRoth]

Pojo...

Deal me one of your catchers.

[WARF]

I want Kmart

[DlocRoth]

You live at KMart.

[WARF]

Your off your rocker if you think he's going to trade you an indian!

[WARF]

Originally posted by DlocRoth
You live at KMart.

Atleast I don't get my warddrobe there!!

Where the fuck is eyes?

Doesn't he get ONE HOUR a day for computer usage at the library?

Did Mount St. Helens abrupt again?

[DlocRoth]

ROFL

Yeah, we should ask him when he's here everyday....

We can all hang out, maybe get a contact high......

[POJO_Risin]

Yo WARF...ever since Soriano went DTD...he's batting like .450...lmfao...with five dingers...

VMart isn't going anywhere...lmfao...

[POJO_Risin]

Fantasy...yeah...I'm losing interest...my son is playing ball now...

my daughter will soon...

Plus...I'm working on a job upgrade...

Fantasy sports...I love them...

but I think I may see the light at the end of the tunnel...

[WARF]

Who do you want for him?

[WARF]

Your daughter is playing basenall too? lol

My daughter is doing gymnastics... and... gasp...
HIP HOP class... lol
She likes shitty music... like Justin Timberlake lol

[POJO_Risin]

It would have to be more than one guy...

you'd be getting the best player...

[POJO_Risin]

My daughter is 3...lmfao...

she starts gymnastics in August...

but she will be playing baseball...

she's got a freakin' cannon...

[POJO_Risin]

and she's a southpaw...

[WARF]

Like I said I have 10 first TIER pitchers... I just don't know if I'd even trade Lowell for Soriano right now.

But If I did offer Lowell for him.. would you be interested?

[Eyes of the Night]

Fuck I'm late ...

Hey Risin', I like Rivera ... shoot me a deal I gotta run' shit ... one foot out the door ...

[WARF]

Maybe she will be on your fantasy team one day.... hell... I'm sure Va Beach could use her right now with his shitty staff!

[WARF]

Originally posted by Eyes
Fuck I'm late ...

Hey Risin', I like Rivera ... shoot me a deal I gotta run' shit ... one foot out the door ...

Eyes... I am not trading Putz... I have only three closers... and Kevin Gregg could lose his job any day now with the Armando trade.

[POJO_Risin]

Originally posted by WARF
Like I said I have 10 first TIER pitchers... I just don't know if I'd even trade Lowell for Soriano right now.

But If I did offer Lowell for him.. would you be interested?

Nope...

If I made that trade...I'd be the fucking laughingstock of Fantasy Baseball all across the country...

C'mon man...I'm not a latino ballplayer...

Eyes..I'd deal Rivera...but I'm trying to add closers...

but I'd do it for the right guy...and just abandon saves...which I suck at right now...

aren't they moving Harden to the pen?

[POJO_Risin]

My staff is okay...I have really good starters...and really shitty starters...

I have NO fucking closers...

Rivera...

Broxton...for a week...

and Myers...who shouldn't be closing...who should be fucking starting...

Fucking Charlie fucking whore Manuel...

[WARF]

Originally posted by Eyes
Fuck I'm late ...

Hey Risin', I like Rivera ... shoot me a deal I gotta run' shit ... one foot out the door ...

Eyes... I am not trading Putz... I have only three closers... and Kevin Gregg could lose his job any day now with the Armando trade.

[WARF]

They are pulling a Curt Schilling in Oakland... Harden will be the closer until he is back to full strength... he isn't doing any rehab assignments.

[WARF]

I have two closers that are great... K Rod & Putz... but one with no job security (Gregg)

Should I pick Troy Percival and stash him away?

[POJO_Risin]

I don't think Harden will ever be at full strength...

[DlocRoth]

Cmon Pojo....

You know you want Ryan Zimmerman and Frank Thomas for Posada......

[POJO_Risin]

Who the hell is looking at him?

I heard Detroit...and Cleveland...

I just don't see him closing anywhere...

[WARF]

I don't know... I got him off the wire last week... from Va I believe... this was back when his shoulder wasn't responding and he looked out of commission for several weeks.

[WARF]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Who the hell is looking at him?

I heard Detroit...and Cleveland...

I just don't see him closing anywhere...

I think there is a good chance he may land up in Philly. That will boast Bret Myers value if he ever gets off the DL.

[POJO_Risin]

I wouldn't take Frank Fucking Thomas for a voucher book full of free passes for $1,000 high priced whore service...

wait...

yes I would...

[DlocRoth]

WARF...most of the guys you try to deal you picked up off the wire the week before, hoping nobody will notice. ROFL

[WARF]

Originally posted by DlocRoth
Cmon Pojo....

You know you want Ryan Zimmerman and Frank Thomas for Posada......

Dloc is using my classic trademarked "2 for 1" wheelin' and dealin'...

Two bums for a stud...

[DlocRoth]

I'll be right back....telling the wife I'm going to Deja-Vu..........

[WARF]

Yeah Dloc....

I got Jim Thome, MCab and MYoung off the fucking waiver wire...

jesus....

[DlocRoth]

Originally posted by WARF
Dloc is using my classic trademarked "2 for 1" wheelin' and dealin'...

Two bums for a stud...

LOL.....

The fucked up thing is in years past, I've sat here yelling at my computer at the fools who've accepted.

[DlocRoth]

I'm not knocking that deal whatsoever......

I'm saying I've seen you completely manhandle other owners with waiver bullshit.

It's a sign of respect that I bring it up. LOL

[WARF]

So do you think pojo is fool?

The Big Hurt for Posada?

[POJO_Risin]

Yeah...I'm the one that has to click the button to let them through...

fucking painful...

[DlocRoth]

That's friendly banter.

I want Posada......

That was my opening joke.

I'm trying to bait him....

Thanks for putting me on blast!!! LOL

[POJO_Risin]

So I shouldn't trade Posada for Frank Thomas?

Shit...

I was going to do it...

fuck...

[WARF]

Don't feel bad!

Eyes tried to deal Joe Blanton for JJ Putz

[DlocRoth]

Eyes tried to deal 2 nickels and a bus pass for 15 minutes of internet.

[WARF]

I'll deal Lowell pojo... but I'm not gonna talk shit.... we both know Lowell burns out after every all-star break.

[POJO_Risin]

Danica Patrick is a whiny bitch...

I'd love to fuck that fiery bitch...

[WARF]

Originally posted by DlocRoth
Eyes tried to deal 2 nickels and a bus pass for 15 minutes of internet.

The librarians probably wave at him everytime he walks in.

"Hi, Darren!"

And automatically add one extra hour to his card.. so they don't have to talk to him and look at his bloodshot eyes!

[POJO_Risin]

Yeah...I don't know that I'd go after Lowell...

I'd deal for him...

but looking at my OF...

no to Soriano or Sizemore...

Which leaves Markakis, Francoeur and Swisher...

all similar sluggers...

I don't know who the fuck I'd deal for Lowell...

[DlocRoth]

He scares the kids.

[POJO_Risin]

2 years in a row I've had shitty 3B...

and haven't been able to deal for one...

I'm sure had I have given a shit over the past couple of months...I coulda found a deal...

I'm not that worried about it...

my offense is pretty good...

[WARF]

That motherfucker has been lurking for an hour... and has said nothing!

Smoke another joint bitch!

[DlocRoth]

You want MCab?

I want a good outfielder and Posada.....


Make an offer. A 2 for 2.

[POJO_Risin]

alright gents...I'm heading out to the pool...

I'll be back in an hour or so...

I'm seriously ready to deal...

[DlocRoth]

You want MCab?

I want a good outfielder and Posada.....


Make an offer. A 2 for 2.

[POJO_Risin]

I heard on ESPN radio that they suspect he could have a slight tear in his hammy...because of the swelling...

no way I fucking mess with that...

When you say good outfielder...what do you mean...

[DlocRoth]

Better than JD Drew... LOL

OK, let's wait on the medical report.

[POJO_Risin]

I didn't deal you JD Drew...did I?

[POJO_Risin]

Oh...I didn't have VMart in the lineup because I forgot I took him out of the lineup...then I took him out tonight...

because Byrd's pitching...

and Shoppach catches Byrd...

I put VMart back in though...he's playing first...

[DlocRoth]

Nope...I got him off the waiver.

But I'm tiring of waiting for him to heat up. But he starts in my OF......when he's healthy.

But he sucks ass this year.

[POJO_Risin]

I think the Indians...if he's healthy...are going to make a major play for Cabrera this year...

We'll see though...

They need his stick...on his side of the plate...

lefties kill them...

[POJO_Risin]

I had him though...and dealt him for someone...at some point...

[DlocRoth]

Let's talk later.

You go to "the pool".

You're not cool though.

We all know that just means you gotta take a dump. ROFL

Later.

[POJO_Risin]

I already took a dump...but I've got that sticky shit you get from too much sour cream in your chalupa...lmfao...now I'm going to "the pool"...

enjoy that though gentlemen...

[DlocRoth]

OK, I can attest....

Fuckin A, WARF....

Your rotation is insane.

[POJO_Risin]

Yeah...it's solid as hell...

and mine really sucks a-holes...

[Guitar Shark]

My team shouldn't be doing this badly... ugh.

POJO are you interested in Atkins?

[Eyes of the Night]

Hey Risin', sent one ... and you fellas are hellarious ... Warf, take your meds yet today?;) ... what I'm not allowed to lurk? ... even though the forums say you're on 20 min after you logged off? ... lmfao

[Fairwrning]

Schilling just went 8 2/3 ....and gave up a hit with 2 out in the 9th..

[DlocRoth]

Yeah, I watched the 9th.....

(I'm a PTI and Around the Horn freak and the game cut in)

But what can you say? The ball Stewart hit was right down pappy's wheelhouse.

[Eyes of the Night]

Wordem' up brohams ...

Yeah, lost a few hits forgetting to bench my 2 DH's n' shit ... and yo Risin' sentcha another ...

[POJO_Risin]

Yo Eyes...I'll let you know if I'm interested in getting rid of my only closer...

I can see you want him pretty badly...

Let me wait and see what Philly is going to do with Brett Myers first...

[POJO_Risin]

I would be a bit interested in Atkins...I suppose it would depend on what you wanted in return...

[ALinChainz]

How about Chipper Jones ... he starts batting practice next week.

Don't let that "DL" thing sway you.

:D

[POJO_Risin]

Last year...I tried to get him while he was on the DL, but he wasn't...

[WARF]

Anyone need a pitcher?

I need ONE outfielder.

[WARF]

Anyone need a pitcher?

I need ONE outfielder.

[DlocRoth]

WARF, we got a barn burner going.

[WARF]

Just like last week dloc!

You need to lower your WHIP for victory and intentionally didn't risk starting Weaver!

[DlocRoth]

I saw that...

I actually had the whip earlier for a minute...

So I went to dump all my pitchers left and a reliever was locked in, and he got rocked...

So I put everyone else back in to give it a shot...

Oh well, good game, BIATCH!

[Eyes of the Night]

Great matchup last week Mobsters ...

[WARF]

It's time to sweep guitar shark again.

[DlocRoth]

You're a lucky bitch, WARF....

I dominated you. ;)

[SA ME WHO]

Originally posted by Eyes
Great matchup last week Mobsters ...

Eh, I had an off week. But, I did manage to be somewhat competitive. I'd have liked to give you a little closer run for your money though. lol

Congrats!

[WARF]

Pojo,

Can we start a league more competitive than this one?
I'm gettin' bored beating everyones asses each week.
I am not complaining... I will gladly take the trophy this year.
However, I am truly tired of dominating everyone.
I think it's time I move up to a HIGHER LEVEL of fantasy managers.
You guys are too easy.

WARF

[DlocRoth]

I agree with WARF...

He is too masterful of a GM...

He must be removed from this league ASAP.

See ya, WARF! LOL

[WARF]

Right now Sharky must be thinking...
Is there one single category I can win???
I am not match for THE MIGHTY W.A.R.F.!!!

[DlocRoth]

You sound like Tom Vu...

Hmmmmmm..... LOL

I'm actually kinda pissed..

I was one pitching change away from taking you last week, and taking over 1st place in the process.


By the way...where's Red??

You remember him, my cellar dwellin brotha from anotha mutha.

[WARF]

I dunno...
Where the fuck is he?
And why is eyes in 2nd place?
He only gets one hour a week at the library to adjust his roster!

[DlocRoth]

The Mariners are hot right now dude!! ROFL

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by WARF
Right now Sharky must be thinking...
Is there one single category I can win???
I am not match for THE MIGHTY W.A.R.F.!!!

Pretty much, lol. My team should not be this bad!! I've got some good fucking players but they've been asleep at the switch for weeks now.

[DlocRoth]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
Pretty much, lol. My team should not be this bad!! I've got some good fucking players but they've been asleep at the switch for weeks now.

Fuck that shit.

Make it happen, Cap'n..................

[Eyes of the Night]

Told ya the M's will be alright this year ...

Warf and his ultra ego at it again ... that trophy is mine yo;) ...

Who wants Ingrinhousin? ... I have given up on closers this year ...


So that's who the mobsters are ... fookin' SW n' shit ...

[SA ME WHO]

Fuck me! I leave for the weekend and I'm up, I come back Sunday night (with everyone locked) and my team shit the bed. I can't buy a break (couldn't even if I had any money).

Two weeks in a row? Congrats Eyes. (Come see me later in the season. Maybe I'll be able to give you a good game if a coupla my pitchers don't throw BP during the games then.)

[WARF]

Another dominating week for the Mighty W.A.R.F!!

It's really just too easy for me these days... I just adjust the roster... and the wins keep on piling up!!!

Sometimes I wake up in the morning, and look in the mirror... and marvel at my greatness... it's not easy being the best GM in the league...
wait... YES IT IS!!!

Who's next to get their asses kicked???

Sa Me Who?

Your mediocre pitching staff is no match for me!!!!

[Fairwrning]

My team blows............................................. .........................................I am done .................................................. ..........see ya in football season bitches

[Eyes of the Night]

Word SW ...

[Eyes of the Night]

Ah yes, Risin's up ... you have 2 ties that are locking you in for 2nd place yo ...

Wrning, keep pace dude;) ... you'll get hot ...

[POJO_Risin]

I haven't checked yet...since the start of the week...

I need to set my lineup for the weekend...

[WARF]

WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
The Mighty W.A.R.F. simply cannot lose!!!!
8-0 since I traded Miguel Cabrera!!!
I don't just win these days... I dominate all the statistical categories!!!
As a matter of fact I haven't lost ONE single pitching category in three weeks!!!
Who wants to lose next?
Pojo are you out there???
Can you take ONE single category from THE GREATEST GM In the history of fantasy sports?!?!?!

[DlocRoth]

Kick his ass, Seabass.

[DlocRoth]

Fuck that.....

WARF, you suck. I hate you as a GM, a mod, and as a molecule.

I will beat your ass next time we meet.

I will stake my internet cred on it.

[WARF]

Dloc you pathetic team is really no match for ther mighty W.A.R.F. -- Maybe you should signup for fantasy softball instead, and let the big boys handle this baseball thing, mmmmkay?


Sa Me Who? Are you still out there? What does it feel like to get steamrolled and disgraced by my team? I have a feeling even my Triple AAA fantasy team can beat you!!!

[SA ME WHO]

Originally posted by WARF
Sa Me Who? Are you still out there? What does it feel like to get steamrolled and disgraced by my team? I have a feeling even my Triple AAA fantasy team can beat you!!!

I'm telling you something. You kicked my ass handily without even trying.

You probably could have shut me out completely if you'd have shut off the gay porn and paid even a little attention to the games. :D

[Eyes of the Night]

Funny shit indeed ... triple A? Lmfao ...

Yo I'm 8-4 so I guess that makes me 2nd best GM in fantasy!? ... Word up Red I countered ...

[DlocRoth]

Originally posted by WARF
Dloc you pathetic team is really no match for ther mighty W.A.R.F. -- Maybe you should signup for fantasy softball instead, and let the big boys handle this baseball thing, mmmmkay?


Sa Me Who? Are you still out there? What does it feel like to get steamrolled and disgraced by my team? I have a feeling even my Triple AAA fantasy team can beat you!!!

I got Jennie Finch!! Hubba hubba.....

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by Eyes
Word up Red I countered ... I see, ill get back to you on that..i dug my original one better, let me
absorb that scenario you got for a day...24 hrs
RBW:cool:

[redblkwht]

YO VA..

I cant believe we tied, you deserved the win i went online this morning thinking i got another loss-
sorry bro.

im sure we'll meet again!

any votes for me re-joining the football (A) league fellas?

im hoping an original member may have dibs?

im fully recharged!

regardless, i will be avail im all forms for football as well..

just give me a heads up!

BTW: we are 2 mos away from our 1st boy!


I went out & got a new glove & a ball already, im all over this!:rockit2:


RBW

[DlocRoth]

What up. Red?

You finally gracing us with your presence again? LOL

Cuntgrats, man...that's awesome....

We're 6 weeks away from our first GIRL!! And I already got a ball and glove for her!! ROFLMAO

[SA ME WHO]

Originally posted by redblkwht
BTW: we are 2 mos away from our 1st boy!


I went out & got a new glove & a ball already, im all over this!:rockit2:


RBW

That's awesome! Congratulations and good luck!


Originally posted by DlocRoth
We're 6 weeks away from our first GIRL!! And I already got a ball and glove for her!! ROFLMAO

The same to you. Congrats and good luck!

[Eyes of the Night]

I'll even throw in Jason from my bullpen Red ...

I think I'm on that list too Red ...

Risin', what up? 10-1 shullacking last week yo;) ...

[Guitar Shark]

Congrats red and dloc... my wife and I are expecting our first child in November. Should find out the girl/boy thing next week...

Strange that a bunch of us are all expecting at the same time... ;)

[Fairwrning]

congrats to all you guys...lots of interesting times ahead for ya..

[SA ME WHO]

Congratulations to you as well Shark!

[DlocRoth]

Shit, I already got a 7 year old.

But our first girl?

Should be interesting.....LOL

Thanks though, guys...

Aww shucks.

[DlocRoth]

OKaaaaaaay.....

R.I.P. Julio Lugo.

Your 0-29 skid is more than my proud franchise can bear.

I hope you rot in hell.

Somewhere, Risin is smiling.

So fuck you too. :)

[DlocRoth]

Hey now, anybody else having problems getting to your team page?

ESPN decided today that my password is incorrect and it won't let me change it to get in.

If a Commish sees this today, please bust in and set my pitching for today and tomorrow. And at least get a full team in there if needs be.

Thanks-

[ALinChainz]

Couldn't get in last night or today, still can't.

[Eyes of the Night]

Yo Chainz ... your in this league? ... what the? ... lmfao ...

:smoke2:

My page came up today ... getting owned by da Panthers n' shit ... a lot of power on his roster yo ...

[ALinChainz]

Yep Eyes, look for the .500 or below piece of shit in any Roth league and that is usually me.

Last I knew it was going back and forth at 6-5-1.

[SA ME WHO]

Damn! I thought I was primed for a squeaker win today. Damn Bonderman. I coulda made a comeback. lol

Congrats Bingers!

[DlocRoth]

Yep...good game, bro.

Pettite tried to blow it for me though...ERA of about 40 today...LOL

[ALinChainz]

Sick of this shit.

Might as well deal for Tigers, WARF, deal me Verlander to start.

[Eyes of the Night]

Fuck Chainz my bad ...

El Warfo and I are running away with this league ... nobody rules the streets at night like me ...

How bout them M's though ... I told all the haters we'll do just fine ... then this shit that Hardgrove pulled yersterday n' shit ...

[ALinChainz]

Thing about baseball is ...

... there's forever and a day ...

[ALinChainz]

WARF ... whats up ... you close the store?

You email addy fails when I send you a TRADE offer.

:D

[WARF]

I am seriously considering the trade Al. I just haven't pulled the trigger... I hope I still have time to sleep over it.... I may pull the trigger tonight.

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by WARF
I am seriously considering the trade Al. I just haven't pulled the trigger... I hope I still have time to sleep over it.... I may pull the trigger tonight.

Take your time bro ... we're playing each other this week ... and didn't know if I should even make the offer.

Looking at your team, you said something about needing an OF, and I of course need pitching, a SP and a RP and I tried not to raid the pantry of your best.

[DlocRoth]

Hmm...quiet in here....

WARF must have lost last week.

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH

Oh yeah, so did I. :(

[Eyes of the Night]

I lost ... finally to Beach by 1 ... that's what I get for not updating my roster halfway through last week n' shit ...

Forever and a day fo' sure ...

[ALinChainz]

Beltran is up for trade. Looking for SP, RP.

[redblkwht]

A Rod for sale to the right deal.. im not asking too much,
& no low ball either.

Looks like Big Poppy has a bad knee, dang!

anyways, let me know fellas
id like 2b OF & or SP..

Derrick Lee is avail too!:cool:

[ALinChainz]

I remember trying to get Tejada once from you RBW.

I can just imagine what it takes to get A-Rod.

I'll give you Beltran and Chipper for him.

[ALinChainz]

Maybe throw in Kent at 2B.

[WARF]

I'm still interested in Beltran... I just don't need Chris Ray in that deal after picking up Fuentes... and I din't even really need fuentes either.... but he posted a 1.99 ERA with 20 saves before his injury.

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
I remember trying to get Tejada once from you RBW.

I can just imagine what it takes to get A-Rod.

I'll give you Beltran and Chipper for him.
ill parlay a similar one, tejada
deal is over, a rod is moving to the right club trust me al..
im not kidding.
look at espn im sending a deal within 1 hr bro..
let me know-

rbw

football anyone? ai, fw pojo can i get a maybe or a no or probabally? im good for all season, proven that too..
if a club is open, ill keep my p's & q's aside, just give me a heads up.
i truly want back in if possible. you need west coast anyways ;)

[ALinChainz]

I'll be watching man.

[ALinChainz]

Sent one RBW.

Let me know.

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by WARF
I'm still interested in Beltran... I just don't need Chris Ray in that deal after picking up Fuentes... and I din't even really need fuentes either.... but he posted a 1.99 ERA with 20 saves before his injury.

I hear you man. And I really cant afford to give up Ray as sucky as that sounds because my relievers bite. Fuentes just lost the closers job for a while, which is why I dropped him.

He should get it back after the break at some point, but I know they had him the 7th and 8th innings and not closing in the games just before the break.

Just sent RBW a deal, I'll see what he does.

[ALinChainz]

For use to deal WARF, I suppose my offer would be Beltran for Verlander and Gregg.

Starters going every 5th day and I wouldn't ask for you best reliever, but anyone but Fuentes that can get me some saves I guess.

[WARF]

What happened to Roger Clemens in that deal?

[ALinChainz]

We can try and work him in.

I need pitchers, and its tough to work a deal when OFs are out there most everyday of the week and SPs are every 4 or 5 days, its rare to use a SP more than once in a week.

But we can start with Clemens/Beltran for Verlander/Gregg/maybe a lesser position player.

[DlocRoth]

Check out my squad, fellas....

I've been quietly throwin deals out, but no biters.......

Yo AL....

I have both the early Cy Young guys....and some slightly lessers....... :)

I like Beltran.......

[DlocRoth]

Been tryin to work with ya, bro....

Counter.......

[ALinChainz]

I will check out your team bro.

We're playing this week so I'll give RBW a chance to counter and then go from there.

[DlocRoth]

Cool.....

I'm just sayin.....I've been known to deal......

[DlocRoth]

We got a short week. I can wait.

But my team needs a shot in the arm.

"Don't you forget about me..."

Wouldn't that be a bite? Missin a whole wrestlin meet?

Sorry....Breakfast Club flashback.....

[redblkwht]

Warf, why did you drop Rich Harden?
that was like finding 2 lbs of gold dude!! :rockit2: :rofl:

LOL

[POJO_Risin]

Yo RBW...you'll be first in if we need someone...I'll send out an all-call...

[ALinChainz]

1. Happy Birthday POJO, hope its a good'un.

2. I am now the Wolverine dude (correspondent they call it, gets me a mention in their mag) for the NFL Draft Bible (http://www.nfldraftbible.com) and should be unleashing at MVN sometime this week, they should be getting me set up as the tech dude has been in Europe or some shit,

3. RBW, I knew you wasn't trading A-Rod, why rattle my cage. I hope A-Rod sits on A-Bat and gets a yeast infection in his pussy and sits it the rest of the year.

4. Dloc or WARF, looking to move Beltran if you guys wanna deal.

[POJO_Risin]

Yo Al...

Do they have an Ohio State guy there?

Find out...I suppose I'd do it for a mention...

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Yo Al...

Do they have an Ohio State guy there?

Find out...I suppose I'd do it for a mention...

I'll find out.

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
1. Happy Birthday POJO, hope its a good'un.

2. I am now the Wolverine dude (correspondent they call it, gets me a mention in their mag) for the NFL Draft Bible (http://www.nfldraftbible.com) and should be unleashing at MVN sometime this week, they should be getting me set up as the tech dude has been in Europe or some shit,

3. RBW, I knew you wasn't trading A-Rod, why rattle my cage. I hope A-Rod sits on A-Bat and gets a yeast infection in his pussy and sits it the rest of the year.

4. Dloc or WARF, looking to move Beltran if you guys wanna deal.

AI relax im just not gonna move D-Lee in the same deal,

get me another scenario or the grill is off, no need to get pissy..:rofl:

gimme a break!

who else want a-rod, im not kidding for the right deal i will toss him your way!

[redblkwht]

thx for consideration pojo. id like to buy my team back from von if so..

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by redblkwht
AI relax im just not gonna move D-Lee in the same deal,

get me another scenario or the grill is off, no need to get pissy..:rofl:

gimme a break!

who else want a-rod, im not kidding for the right deal i will toss him your way!

Sending one now.

[ALinChainz]

Sent RBW.

[Eyes of the Night]

It's good to be king yo ...

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Anyone else notice the bitch-slapping that the all and mighty WARF took this past week ???

[Eyes of the Night]

That's hellarious Beach ...

you're on a lil' tear yourself and beat me by 1 broham ... niiice, finally some comp up in this mug;) ...

[POJO_Risin]

Yo RBW...I have some thoughts about it...I'll PM you...

I haven't seen Von around at all...so my guess is that it will be your team once again.

We'll see.

How close until baby time?

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Originally posted by Eyes
That's hellarious Beach ...

you're on a lil' tear yourself and beat me by 1 broham ... niiice, finally some comp up in this mug;) ...


If my punk-ass hitters can keep it up, I'll make it interesting....

[redblkwht]

Ok pojo, let me know the outcome bro..
katies due sept 1st, but im thinking early for some reason.
times flying bye dude!:cool:

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
Sent RBW. I'll counter tomorrow when im off bro
w/o derrick lee..ill sell him to another team ;)

[DlocRoth]

Wrning....

Trying to send you a hot as hell 1B and an OF.........

[DlocRoth]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
1. Happy Birthday POJO, hope its a good'un.

2. I am now the Wolverine dude (correspondent they call it, gets me a mention in their mag) for the NFL Draft Bible (http://www.nfldraftbible.com) and should be unleashing at MVN sometime this week, they should be getting me set up as the tech dude has been in Europe or some shit,

3. RBW, I knew you wasn't trading A-Rod, why rattle my cage. I hope A-Rod sits on A-Bat and gets a yeast infection in his pussy and sits it the rest of the year.

4. Dloc or WARF, looking to move Beltran if you guys wanna deal.


Beltran is nice....

But I have 2 studs and shit for SP...

and all my RP are hurt. LOL

Make me an offer.

[ALinChainz]

Thinking I can work something with RBW for A-Rod ... if not though, I'll be sending an offer Dloc, to you and WARF.

Howry has gotten me saves on consecutive days, might have found a sleeper there.

[DlocRoth]

Howry.....Cubs?

If so, there's no question that when Dempster comes back, (this week) your boy will be a moot point.

[ALinChainz]

I don't doubt it, I got to get saves where I can.

[DlocRoth]

It's all good bro......

I just lost Sheets today to the DL.

With what you're askin......

I doubt I can run with you anyway.....

[ALinChainz]

my team bites, sub-.500 piece of shite.

Beat WARF ... lost to Eyes ... lost to you, and got RBW this week ... gotta take a shot at A-Rod, see what it'll take.

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by DlocRoth
Howry.....Cubs?

If so, there's no question that when Dempster comes back, (this week) your boy will be a moot point. IMO i think dempsters time is going to a SP role soon, IMO..they wanted him out of there during spring training..keep howry, he will keep Rp from what i read ;):cool:

[redblkwht]

AI as much as want to trade i want pojos soriano, if you can get a 3 way its all but over for
arod, i cant make a decent offer to you that wont piss you off..imo-

OK then, who the fuck wants derrick lee cheap?


c'mon fellas no one needs a decent 1st baseman? lol:rolleyes:

[DlocRoth]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
my team bites, sub-.500 piece of shite.

Beat WARF ... lost to Eyes ... lost to you, and got RBW this week ... gotta take a shot at A-Rod, see what it'll take.

I like your moxie.

[ALinChainz]

Im set at 1B RBW ... all Ican say is make an offer, whats the worst that can happen?

If I don't like it, I move on ... see if I can make a deal, but it isnt paramount.

[Guitar Shark]

Just got back from two weeks out of the country... I see my team doesn't play any better when I'm away. I suppose it's good to know that ;)

[Eyes of the Night]

The Mobsters are kicking my ass!!! ...

[Guitar Shark]

You know WARF's team is struggling when my pathetic band of scrubs beats him.

[DlocRoth]

WARF is reeling, for sure......

Which I like. ;)

Awesome game last week, Va....

Can't believe I pulled it out. Went to bed Sunday thinking I was out of it.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Originally posted by DlocRoth
WARF is reeling, for sure......

Which I like. ;)

Awesome game last week, Va....

Can't believe I pulled it out. Went to bed Sunday thinking I was out of it.


Looks to be close from here on out...

[ALinChainz]

WARF ... sent a trade offer.

Lemme know.

[SA ME WHO]

Originally posted by Eyes
The Mobsters are kicking my ass!!! ...

I should go on vacation more often. Apparently it agrees with my ragtag band of misfits.

(I don't know if I can afford to win anymore, though.)

[DlocRoth]

Brian Shaffer!!

Sent ya an offer.

[WARF]

Dloc is tryin' to soft soap me!!!

Luis Gonzalez & Dimitri Young for Oliver Perez?!?!?

Do I get any coupons or proofs or purchase with this trade??

[DlocRoth]

DUUUDE!

I'm not saying it was a good deal.....

I was just showin you what I want.

The mighty WARF doesn't counter......

You're gettin soft...just like Tee Tee.....

[DlocRoth]

Oh and get MY boy KG outta your sig!!

And fuck the Celtics now!

Besides, relax....when did the Celtics move to Florida?

[Eyes of the Night]

Ah yes a bounce back with a win ... that's 2 I got on you Risin'! ...

[WARF]

Originally posted by DlocRoth


Besides, relax....when did the Celtics move to Florida?

I'm from Mass Dude!!!

[Eyes of the Night]

Yeah, the Celtics need all the help they can get ... go ahead and take ray allen we'll take durant!

[DlocRoth]

Originally posted by WARF
I'm from Mass Dude!!!

Right on....I got a good friend from Beantown.......

He's fucking stoked too.

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by DlocRoth
Right on....I got a good friend from Beantown.......

He's a fucking stroke too. HUH? lmfao dude!!!

anyways, send some toiletpaper my team has finally hit the shitter!
Im a gamer, but I don't see making the playoffs this year..
whens the preseason starting? lol

[DlocRoth]

Yeah, you suck. :)

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by DlocRoth
Yeah, you suck. :) hek my year was made when i beat you twice this year already..:eatit:
:ky::spank: :rockit2:
WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! ;)

[DlocRoth]

Hell, I had to let you get a win or two.....

I felt bad.

[WARF]

I forgot to set up my lineup for the first time all season yesterday.
And fucking Kazmir pitches lights out again.... ugh lol

[WARF]

Guys Of The Night will never catch me!

[Eyes of the Night]

What up El Warfo ... yeah man just browsing with 5 min left;) ...

13-8 yo ... am I the only one without a tie? ... Losers and your ties!:D

[ALinChainz]

hmmm no WARF and we have first round byes in the baseball league playoffs.

How about the Panthers and their worst to first run to win the division.















*championship*

[Eyes of the Night]

14-8 ...

I took a hunch at the beginning of this year thinking well I mise well stock up on good pitching rather than all who went for the bats ... it has paid of peeps and looks like it's going to be a between El Warfo and I in the playoff showdown in Eat em n Smile ...

[Eyes of the Night]

Wella, here it is kids ... da playoffs ... The sharks and I have first round bye's not knowing how I got the bye instead of warf who knows but I digress ...

None the less this is what we've been playing all year for so with that I hope I don't play the Confluence seeing how seeing how Beach has beaten me on numerous matchups already ...

[DlocRoth]

It's the fuckin playoffs??

Shit, I made it...

Ridin a 3 or 4 week losing streak.....

Football made me forget all about it. lmao

[Eyes of the Night]

Dang dude, you can't let her slide like that broham:D ...

[DlocRoth]

*championship*

[Eyes of the Night]

I'm fucking baked man ... haha ... when the hell are my Van Halen tickets going on sale yo!? ... yessa yessa they are coming sooooon ...


Eddie Eddie Eddie!!!


It's like 90 degrees today, not a cloud in the sky and no worries on settings rosters this week ...

[Eyes of the Night]

Alrighty then, giving props to ol' Beach for squeeking by me in the first round n' shit ... fookin' hate "consulation" games, means jackshit ...

Sign me up for next yer yo!;) ...

[Fairwrning]

Did I win?

[WARF]

I'm on the verge of my second Roth Army fantasy title.

First for baseball...

It was real close...

Now i'm up 10-0...

Who knows what can happen...

[POJO_Risin]

What was your first title?

[WARF]

Fucking hockey!!!

2005-06 season

And the funny fuckin' part is I can't even name 5 hockey players, I just raped the waiver wire based on stats.

[POJO_Risin]

Fucking Hockey...

Than I'm counting my fucking five straight PBA Fantasy titles...

[WARF]

My grandfather has 36 consecutive PBA titles!!

But then again he drafted Dick Weber as a keeper in 1965!!!

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Originally posted by WARF
I'm on the verge of my second Roth Army fantasy title.

First for baseball...

It was real close...

Now i'm up 10-0...

Who knows what can happen...

I think those totals are messed up WARFy...

It was 6-4 with you ahead only a few hours ago....

[WARF]

Nope I counted... and have monitored the situation all day..

I passed you in WINS-ERA-WHIP and Stolen Bases today...

My pitchers are all lights out today...

I picked up Cole Hamels cuz I saw you pick up Kendrick... I figured since I missed Vasquez 8 inn 13 k 0 run game on monday... I could
an extra start.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

OK, whatever....

My baseball season has been over for, basically, 15 seasons now....

And counting....

I'm in VH mode now for next Saturday.... :D

[WARF]

Bastard. lol
I gotta wait atleast 4 months maybe longer.

[Eyes of the Night]

Yo, good job El Warfo ... well deserved n' shit ...

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Congrats WARFy, you bastard.... ;)

[WARF]

Thanks guys.

But honestly, I think VA deserves alot more credit just making it to the finals. There was a point earlier in the season I thought he would finish in last place.

[DlocRoth]

Nice job, WARFYpoo....

It was our deal that turned you around. You're welcome. :)

Cuntgrats, dude.

[redblkwht]

Awwrighhhhhhht...its almost here!!!!

can we get a tally of owners?

if so, keepers from 2007
or new draft fellas?

superbowl is gonna suck.

peace,
RBW;)

[WARF]

Fuck keepers...
It should be known before the draft begins if it is a keeper league the season before...

[DlocRoth]

Let's git it on!


Originally posted by WARF
Fuck keepers...
It should be known before the draft begins if it is a keeper league the season before...

And yeah, what he said.

[WARF]

Okay the yahoo leagues have been drafting for a week now...

Where are we setting up the draft??

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by WARF
Okay the yahoo leagues have been drafting for a week now...

Where are we setting up the draft?? we need a roll call here, im hoping we get this started soon!

va pojo mick al, where are you guys? come in..lol

[DlocRoth]

Me, RBW and WARF!

3 man league!! LMMAO

[Eyes of the Night]

I've been waiting all year for this shit my bruthas!!! ...

*takes hits from the Roth glass*

[WARF]

Make sure the library is open during the whole season... lol

just fuckin with ya...

[Eyes of the Night]

Hellarious indeed ... yeah man, upgraded n' shit ... now I use the puter at my work which has cable and is open later ... lmmfao ...

[DlocRoth]

LMAO.....

Eyes is down....

WARF, where's that picture? LOL

[Guitar Shark]

Not sure if I'm in this year... I play in another league and two may be too much. Hopefully there will be some new blood. If not, I can probably be persuaded.

[WARF]

What's your opinion, should I waste a 3rd round pick on Bobby Abreu??

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