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[WARF]

okay... so let's process this fuckin' trade!!

I think both players will benefit both teams....

[POJO_Risin]

Are you two playing each other?...if you're not...you need to ask the teams you're playing first...

[POJO_Risin]

Good start to the night...

Crawford single...sb...Huff 2b...scoring Crawford...

of course...against my pitcher...but who cares...

then Millar with a 3 run dinger...

not a bad 3 for 3 start...

[POJO_Risin]

Millar now 3-3...and the fucking Sox are going fucking off...

who needs Nomar...

[WARF]

LOL

I remember you wanted blood money for a nomar trade earlier in the season...

I don't know who i'm playin'.... but im gonna win... so you might as well give me Kornerko... lol

[POJO_Risin]

Nah...I didn't want blood money...but I wasn't gonna take a bum for him either...;)

and considering I used him to get ARod and Soriano...I'd say I did okay...

[POJO_Risin]

LMFAO on you winning by the way...

even so...you have to ask whoever you're playing if it's okay...

[POJO_Risin]

Personally...I could give a shit less...

[POJO_Risin]

WARF...you know you wanna deal with me...just make the damn offer...and let's get it over with...

and stop offering me those douchebags from the Mets...

[POJO_Risin]

Sweeney 2 for 4 tonight...a dinger...and a double off the wall...damn it...

[WARF]

Cameron has beeen ranked in the top ten over the last month...

10 homeruns in what... 15 games lol

[POJO_Risin]

B-U-M

Trust me...I coulda clicked add to that guy 100 times over...

and I'm not all that sorry that I didn't...

much like the Mets...it's only a matter of time before he drops into his offensive oblivion...;)

[WARF]

Griffey is out for the season...

Time to deal with eyes.... lol

[POJO_Risin]

LMFAO...that may push him over the edge...

[WARF]

Maybe he'll take Cameron from me...

They have identical numbers, with maybe a few extra stolen bases.

Of course Griffey only played half the season! lol

[POJO_Risin]

He probably will...

[WARF]

of course i'm gonna want his top hitter for Cameron lol...

[WARF]

Hey troy do you mind if pojo authorizes the Kornerko/Lowell trade?

I wanna make sure this deal goes through before the deadline.

[Troy]

At this point I don't care.

[POJO_Risin]

1. that trade will go through either way...

2. Cameron for Vlad? Jesus Christ...

and I caught hell for going after Gagne...

[POJO_Risin]

That's cool...now RBW needs to ask whoever the fuck he's playin...

[WARF]

Cameron for Vlad!!!!

lmao!!!

I was thinkin' Melvin Mora.... j/k...

[POJO_Risin]

Maybe you can get Mora and Vlad for Cameron...

pick up Wright and add him to the deal...;)

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
WARF...you know you wanna deal with me...just make the damn offer...and let's get it over with...
and stop offering me those douchebags from the Alliance...

[POJO_Risin]

LMFAO...there you go...

[redblkwht]

LMMFAO ;)
J/K guys..

[WARF]

Chewbaka..... for C3PO ???

[POJO_Risin]

Dude...I'll only package 3PO with R2-D2...can't split up those guys...

but I want Leia in return...in that skimpa Huttslut outfit...

[Troy]

Nerds ;)

[WARF]

It's done deal pojo!

I'll give you Dark Helmet, and Pizza The Hut in exchange!

[POJO_Risin]

Lmfao...as Troy rushes to the Return of the Jedi DVD...;)

[POJO_Risin]

So...I get HuttSlut...Pizza the Hutt and Dark Helmet...

for the Droids...

you've got a deal...

[redblkwht]

PUHLEESE POJO- NOT ME FOR THE MUTTS...

[redblkwht]

Check the EUAS thread guys, V V just posted to ya poj..
#5hundo..finally :spank:

[POJO_Risin]

Yeah...curious to see if we ever get some more old schoolers back...

[POJO_Risin]

Fuck...they have Lidge going into a second inning...damn it...

this won't be good...

1 out...

[POJO_Risin]

Fuckin' hell...I'm ready to goddamn deal...

and I don't want a fucking one-legged...one armed guy...

so no WARF...I don't want Jim Abbott...

[POJO_Risin]

Lidge K's Cameron to end the inning...

thusfar for Cameron...0-4...and the topper...

he goes 0-4...and his average GOES UP TO .237!!!!

nice...

Dude...how about ARod!...and Leia...

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Dude...how about ARod!...and Leia...
Hek she does look good to go there-
dude when do you want my list for FF? im thinking wed

thru email..ive begun yesterday
(((((i just need the picks that peeps
are keeping for their teams, so i can pass them bye)))))

i dont want to have them on my list..

im leaning towards brady & thats it..
i remember boldin, warrick,d davis, mccardell, walker (gb)
im probabally keepin tom only..ill letcha know-
im out for a bit, gotta run the squirrell..;)

[POJO_Risin]

rbw...today...well...yesterday was Wednesday...lmfao...

so yeah...today would be good for your keepers...

[Eyes of the Night]

9-24 the past 3 weeks ...

There goes my playoff chances! ...


Could care less about JR ... didn't really need him ...

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
rbw...today...well...yesterday was Wednesday...lmfao...

so yeah...today would be good for your keepers...
pencil me in then for brady..
ill give you my list soon then for my auto pick..

eyes, c'mon if Jr came back to seattle youd love it like i do
with Maddux..the mad dog ;)

[DlocRoth]

If noone knew who who Justin Morneau was, NOW you know.

[Troy]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Lmfao...as Troy rushes to the Return of the Jedi DVD...;)

Umm... Jedi is not out on DVD until 9/21... Get it straight!!! ;)

[POJO_Risin]

Definately watched Morneau...just don't go after rooks...

absolutely going to be a player...

[POJO_Risin]

Deadline coming up...

anyone interested in dealin'?

Anyone?

[ALinChainz]

:gun:

This what I think of my team.

[POJO_Risin]

LMFAO...interested in a deal? LMFAO...or wasting away a night NOT making a deal?

[ALinChainz]

lol ... Im might be when I get home from work ... not sure what the Friday night plan is yet ... so might be the late one.

[POJO_Risin]

LMFAO...let's see...my plan...

listen to a crying baby (as I am right now)...

make a bottle...

change a diaper...

wrestle with son...

listen to crying baby...

lmfao...

I'll be around...

[POJO_Risin]

Reyes is looking solid...lmfao...

[Troy]

I'm tired of this baseball stuff.

[POJO_Risin]

I never tire of baseball...

It's the game of patience...lmfao...

not for you young whippersnappers that grew up in the age of electricity...

[Troy]

The game of patience... It's the game of naps.

[POJO_Risin]

No way my brother...it's THE sport...in just my humble opinion...

I LOVE me some football...

but baseball will always rank #1 for me...well...I've got no more patience for strikes...speaking of patience...

other than that...

[WARF]

Cameron and 4 other of my players went deep today!

I'm feelin' good about the Konerko deal... I noticed Lowell was pitch hitting today.... I wonder what happened....

[POJO_Risin]

Not to shabby WARFy POO...

making your normal end of the year run...

perhaps this is the year it all pays off...

[POJO_Risin]

Are you wondering what happened...or do you know...;)

[POJO_Risin]

Was hoping to push for a deal today...so far...nada...anyone...hewo?

[ALinChainz]

I've been looking ... I've got nothing.

Have a look if you want, let me know.

[POJO_Risin]

That's the problem my brother...

I don't even know what I want at this point...

I'd like to deal for a pitcher...

but don't know what I'd want to give up for one...

I don't know what the fuck you need...

it LOOKS like your sticks are sound...and I kinda like a pitcher or two that you have...but just don't know what the fuck you are looking for.

What do you need?

[ALinChainz]

A new season is what I fucking need. At this point I am happy for the most part with the bats, my catchers suck now.

I need the relievers I have, so I couldnt move one of those, and they arent that great to begin with, but any of my starters, Im not that big on any of them. Theyve sucked all year no matter who I picked up.

Wouldnt move Nomar now ... hard to say else I wouldnt though. I'd listen to anything.

[POJO_Risin]

Again, what do you need. You give me some folk you are interested in, and I think I could probably put together something.

Which would probably be stupid on my part, lmfao, but I can't imagine not trying to make a deal at the deadline.

[ALinChainz]

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This league has to be the one I get owned in.

Damn it.

[POJO_Risin]

Funny thing Al, I thought at different parts of the season that you had one of the better team. It just seemed like the players you had, no matter how good they are/were, didn't pan out while you had them.

[POJO_Risin]

Looks like your playoffing in nearly all your leagues anyways...

[ALinChainz]

Need a catcher.

Need 1b ... maybe 3B.

Could use a stud starter myself.

Dude, I'm in last, doesn;t that mean I need everything?

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Looks like your playoffing in nearly all your leagues anyways...

Except this one.

One of the stranger season I've played. Might have made one too many deals, but shouldn't be as bad as it is.

[POJO_Risin]

Well, I think you know I can't afford to deal a starter.

And no, I don't think you need everything actually.

I only have 1 catcher, so that's a nogo.

I do have a bevy of 1B/3B options however...

[POJO_Risin]

Well, to be honest, the deal that killed you was when you dealt IRod...

lmfao...

[ALinChainz]

On the bright side, I do have 3 football teams drafted already and have another live one tomorrow.

Hooray Beer.

Hooray Football.

[POJO_Risin]

Shit, I didn't miss the league I'm in did I?

[ALinChainz]

Oh hell no, The South is drafting the 29th I believe, and then The North the week after, the 5th.

[POJO_Risin]

Cool...I'm going to co-own that team with that homo Troy...

[POJO_Risin]

Gymnasts...female gymnasts...lmfao...

oughta be required to be 19, hot, and wear bikinis.

Just a thought.

[ALinChainz]

Team POJO.

The Front Office.

The Staff, The Committee.



It's gonna be fun. I think the Dynasty thing will work well. We are already generating some interest for a third.

[POJO_Risin]

Well...it will be my first Dynasty League...and I actually get along with that bastard Troy...other than the fact that he likes those douchebag St. Louis Rams...

Just want a couple of guys...and look forward to REALLY worrying about not just one season...

[ALinChainz]

Exactly.

Year round deals bro.

Think about it.

Draft picks. All of it.

[POJO_Risin]

Alright...hmmm...what about Bonds and Wright for a package of folk...

[POJO_Risin]

I haven't checked out the rules...

but I'm assuming there's a rookie draft every year after the first?

[POJO_Risin]

Year Round deals...lmfao...that just can't be healthy...

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Alright...hmmm...what about Bonds and Wright for a package of folk...

Submit your offer.

I not opposed to it.

[ALinChainz]

Yeah, going to be as close to the NFL as we can.

[POJO_Risin]

I liked the keeper I was in...

worked like this...main draft...

2 keeps (varied from year to year)

season, trades ends after week 12...begins after the REAL Super Bowl until June 31...fun trading 2 studs for 1 STUD to keep for the next year...you declare 2 players (or whatever it was that year)...but keep the rights to the rest of your team. We had a 2 day deal period where you could actually trade some of your players to the new teams for their slot in the supplemental...

then a supplemental draft mid July...for new teams...that worked like a real supplemental. you get a player picked...you could lock up two more

followed by a 2 week deal period leading up to rookie draft...

You then lock 2 players again, and your rooks...

then the real draft...

fun shit...

[ALinChainz]

It makes the off season go a lot faster to.

Had my keeper for 12 seasons, just couldn't take the bitching and moaning from some of the owners. Just always something.

Some genuine rivalries we had.

Should work out well, and push the site at the same time.

[POJO_Risin]

Dude...you don't have to tell me...I mean for fuck sake...these were high school friends...frat brothers...

everyone knew each other...and it was a goddamn clusterfuck after about the fifth year...

we rotated the commisionership...which worked out great...

then...bam...after the fifth year...we let my friend Tom run it straight out...for a two year run...and down the shitter it went...I'm still trying to keep the league...

but can't get the guys to commit...and now they offered me a shot in a new league 3 of them are starting and they want me to run that league...instead of sticking with the new one...with seven locked teams right now...

but fuck it...I'm sick of the shit...good money though...

[ALinChainz]

Tell me youve seen the ESPN FF commercial where the 2 preppie nerds are talking out in front of this building, one standing, one sitting, and the one sitting has the laptop.

He tells the geek standing up, "I'm getting the league back together."

Standing dude says "Man, you keyed my car!".

Sitting loser says, all serious, "Yeah .... I know .... but it's the league."

And the standing dude says, staring off into space ... "Yeah, the league", as a smile creeps across his goofy face.

Then they both take off running, fucking funny.

[POJO_Risin]

Dude...I live that shit...lmfao...yeah...I've seen it...good stuff...

[POJO_Risin]

Trying to put something together for you by the way...

[WARF]

LOL

I just wanna move into 5th or higher... so I don't have to play you again pojo... atleast for awhile!

[POJO_Risin]

Right now...I think you'd be there...out of fifth...or in fifth...I don't fucking know...lmfao...

[WARF]

I dunno... I still don't like my team.... lol

Valentin has what 26 homers... and I still don't think he is my answer to shortstop! With my luck Reyes will be back on the DL before the week ends.... and Bret Boone is ridin' a 16 hitting streak... and still battin' .250 for the year.

[POJO_Risin]

Dude...Reyes is out 4-6 weeks...

[WARF]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Dude...Reyes is out 4-6 weeks...

Alot of shit happens with Reyes... when you BLINK!

It looks like you were right about Reyes.

I wanted to prove you wrong, with those 14 stolen bases in less than a week.


Now the question remains... should I just dump the fucker... or keep him on the DL... in hopes of a miracle stolen base for the final week??

[POJO_Risin]

Dude...don't ask me...I kept the fucker for half the year...

[WARF]

The sports columnist for yahoo said it the best.

Aug 14 The Mets placed infielder Jose Reyes on the 15-day disabled list on Friday after an MRI revealed he has a stress fracture in his left fibula. He apparently suffered the fracture five weeks ago, but has been playing through the pain ever since. The injury is expected to sideline Reyes four to six weeks.

Views: This just the latest in a long line of leg injuries for Reyes, who should have been on his way to superstardom by now, given his potential.


LOL, Reyes playin' through injury?
No fuckin way!!!

[WARF]

Okay pojo... let's make deal...

it's last chance...

I'm willing to part with anyone except miguel and pujols...

I saw you needed a pitcher.... I'm willing to offer up any of those... for an Outfielder... in case Cameron fizzles out...

[POJO_Risin]

Look...I thought I had the steal of the draft with that pick...

that dumb bastard...

[WARF]

actually.. I might need a UTL... i don't fuckin' know... need that last minute trade...

[WARF]

LOL, I don;t know anything about Mike Lowell... seriously... I saw he was a pinch hitter today... it might not mean anything... he just seems to go down every year after the all-star break... I know... I have him every year... so you gotta trade him before his stock crashes!!! lol

Plus he's like 1- 30 lol....

[WARF]

hmmm... pojo has been browsing this forum for 30 minutes... but hasn't made a post... I wonder if he's passed out on his keyboard.... tryin' to make a Blalock trade.... lol

[POJO_Risin]

No...wasn't even on here...just didn't log out...bastard...

Take a look at my team WARF...make an offer...I don't have the slightest clue who you want...I know you want an of...so...make an offer...

[POJO_Risin]

By the way...I don't give a shit if it's a pitcher or not...

[WARF]

I know you like to do deals heads up...

I was wonderin' if you'd be interested in El Dookie.... or Livan Hernandez... he always seems to help me in the CG department...

[WARF]

Dude... I seriously need you to drop Lowe off your team... his ERA and WHIP are scary....

[POJO_Risin]

I have no problem with Lowe to be honest with you...he's been showing signs of coming out of his slump...so I'll take my chances with them.

I'm not really interested in either Hernandez...pitching well now for sure, but in an instant, they look like Jose Canseco pitching.

I have no problem going straight up either, just not sure there's a deal out there for me...

trust me, I've looked...

[POJO_Risin]

By the way, how did you make out with the hurricane...

[POJO_Risin]

I'll be working the phones tomorrow...well...today for sure...

but I may be set with my team...

I'll just end up pickin' up some free agents as we go...

I've purposely stayed away from that side of it...

but plan on utilizing September callups quite a bit...

[POJO_Risin]

Which will be about the time I blow my damn team to hell from making to many moves...lmfao...

[WARF]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
By the way, how did you make out with the hurricane...

Very Good, thanks for asking!

I live on the east coast... so we basically didn't get more than a few thunderstorms and 30 MPH wind gusts.

[POJO_Risin]

I wasn't sure how far reaching it was...

it's already gone through here...missed us completely...and was pussified by the time it got here...

[POJO_Risin]

Well...I don't know if deals are going to get done today...but if they are...

I'm going to push them through immediately...lmfao...if I'm on...

I get the only vote on that one...just to make sure they go through...

[Troy]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Well...it will be my first Dynasty League...and I actually get along with that bastard Troy...other than the fact that he likes those douchebag St. Louis Rams...

Just want a couple of guys...and look forward to REALLY worrying about not just one season...

You think by burying this in the basball thread, I'm not going to see it??? ;)

LEAVE THE RAMS ALONE!!! ;)

[POJO_Risin]

Dude...Douchebags...under the right context...could be a compliment...

such as...

"Your pussy doesn't smell, you don't need a douchebag."

or...

"Your pussy smells better than a douchebag..."

;)

[POJO_Risin]

PS...I'm going to extend the trade deadline a week...

why?

Not one deal...

unacceptable...lmfao...

[ALinChainz]

This Orlando Pace ordeal all the time would sure get old.

Like Walter Jones of Seattle. Every year a contract holdout.

[POJO_Risin]

Yeah...he's really good...but you just have to ask yourself...when is enough, enough...

what was that fucking Seattle running back from ND....

Watters...

Watters syndrome...every fucking year they'd rework that fucker...and every year...

"I'm not paid enough..."

Good riddance...

[ALinChainz]

What bothers me is the use of this franchise tag.

These players don't like it, but the teams bitch about the holdout that seem to accompany it alot of times.

These guys end up missing camp, signing the one year tender at the average of the top 5 slaries at the position, and then go through it all over again. It's fucked up.

[POJO_Risin]

I agree 100%...

You'd think they'd use that year to hammer out a real deal...

or trade the fucker...

[POJO_Risin]

It's almost like the franchise tag was there to piss off the player that gets the tag...

[Fairwrning]

8.1 inn from Johnson today..DAMMITT...i needed that CG bad

Eyes..lmao..benched his whole staff all week after 7 inn and a 0.00 ERA and rediculous WHIP..bastard;)

[POJO_Risin]

LMFAO...did you at least beat his ass in the other categories? Who the fuck gives a shit about two...when there's four others to win...

[POJO_Risin]

That is a good picture of Lita...lmfao...

[Eyes of the Night]

True Wrning ...

I had my closers do the work this week ... whip, era, and saves ... 3 out of 5 is cool I'll take it ...

Looks like a 7-4 or 8-3 win for me this week ...

[Troy]

Here we go again Poji Poo!

[WARF]

Alright pojo...

I'll give you Vernon Wells and Valentin for Edgar....

I think Wells and Edgar would be fair heads up... but I didn't want to leave you without a SS... and Valentin would good a good backup with homerun power... yeah his battin average sucks... but this isn't a rottiserie league... and he has 26 homers...

[POJO_Risin]

You don't have to sell me on that deal...

and PS...it's a wee bit better than the deal you hawked up to me earlier in the week that you cancelled...

Al...I didn't NOT want to do that trade, I just haven't been on all damn week...lmfao...

lost my trade fervor...

[POJO_Risin]

This place has been gawdawful dead...

[ALinChainz]

No problem bro.

Understand completely.

Bonds homered a couple times, just thought what the hell.

Time running out on me anyways.

Needing football.

[WARF]

Holy shit... loons just joined the EUAS thread...

[WARF]

pojo i need a ss dude...

How bout I throw Delgado in the deal?

Delgado/ Valentin for Edgar?

I know you don't like two for one deals... but I noticed you have an injured Baldelli on the bench...

Who do you want seriously? I need a SS.

[POJO_Risin]

Here's the deal WARF...I'm likin' Renteria a ton right now...

I have him figured into my starting squad lately...with Fluboy at third...

that being said...I think we can get something done...

Now...the funny thing about it is...a strange sensation went through my head yesterday driving home from work...

and that thought was...Hmmm...Helton on the block? Why not...;)

[POJO_Risin]

So I'm playin' around with that thought right now...I don't want to shoot myself in the foot by dealin' Renteria this second...until I see what I can get for Helton...

[POJO_Risin]

Yo...Al...

you hear that...Helton's on the block my brother...

what do you think?...

[WARF]

Hey Al,

You gotta listen to the Alice In Chains- Sammy Bashing song in the main.... it's the DON'T CLICK thread....

[DlocRoth]

Hey Troy, sent ya a proposal.


And I wouldnt mind Helton either.

[Troy]

I will check it out.

[WARF]

LOL

I just picked up Troy Glaus and Giambi.... wonder if they'll make it back soon for my playoff run!!

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Yo...Al...

you hear that...Helton's on the block my brother...

what do you think?...

I think I might listen to something with Helton in it.

Can't concede this thing, even in 9th place.

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by WARF
Hey Al,

You gotta listen to the Alice In Chains- Sammy Bashing song in the main.... it's the DON'T CLICK thread....

Thanks bro, I had no idea what it was.

Good chit too ...lol.

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by WARF
LOL

I just picked up Troy Glaus and Giambi.... wonder if they'll make it back soon for my playoff run!!

Should both be back, Glaus being back for maybe some DH duty.

[POJO_Risin]

Well...both of you know Helton is out there...and I have a penchant for keeping him...but I'm leaning towards a deal...

so DLoc...Al...

make your offers...I'll certainly listen...

[ALinChainz]

Made an offer. Might have to rework a little as I may need a closer thrown in there somehow.

[ALinChainz]

Got a wedding to go to today so won't be on long, but will check when I get back, might be late.

That last miinute trade for that Big Bad Raleigh Tribe to keep first place as the dealine nears. :D

Baseball, catch it. lol

Bring on the football.

[POJO_Risin]

I saw the deal...there's one player in that deal I can't part with...and really...only 1 reliever I WILL part with...unless the offer is right...

Your deal is fair Al...I just don't know how I would plug in some of those players into my lineup...

[WARF]

Do you think Glaus was a good pickup pojo?

I wanted to get him at 3rd... so I can put Miguel in OF when he gets back.... that means I'll have Pujols, Drew, and Cabrera out there...

[POJO_Risin]

Glaus is a good pick up...and the only reason why I say that...is because I've been eye-ballin' him for a month...debating on whether or not to drop Pineiro and stash him away...

It just didn't make any sense for me since I have 12 other 3B...

but yeah...he can't hurt having...and he'll be back...

and the bonus is he appears to only be DHing...which could make him dangerous...if he gets his swing back in time...

if he doesn't...well...coming back in mid September won't help much...since it will be in the middle of the playoffs...and probably the final two weeks...

[POJO_Risin]

Did you see Drew got hurt today?

[WARF]

Well I dropped SS Greene...

Stashed Giambi and Glaus...

Then picked up Royce Clayton.. to compete against Valentin for starting shortstop....

So they were both FREE!

[WARF]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Did you see Drew got hurt today?

Don't give me a heart attack pojo... what happened... I saw him get a homer...

[POJO_Risin]

I'm not sure to be honest with you...I was out mowing the lawn...and I came in and Eli Marrero was up and they said he replaced Drew who was injured earlier in the day...

I'm guessing it's not serious...but he did hurt something...

[WARF]

Nobody has pinch hit for him today.

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/boxscore?gid=240821119

[POJO_Risin]

Maybe I misinterpreted what I saw...

maybe they were talking about Marrero taking over for him at some point when they played for St. Louis...

[WARF]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Maybe I misinterpreted what I saw...

maybe they were talking about Marrero taking over for him at some point when they played for St. Louis...

hmmm... it's alright pojo... I know your still lookin for revenge from the SORIANO scare!!!

[WARF]

We'll find out...

Drew has yet to play more than 135 games in his career!

[POJO_Risin]

Alright...

Marrero DID replace Drew in right field...

[WARF]

Delgado just knocked in number 20....

I knew he'd find a way out of slump...

Now I just need to get rid of that fucking bum WELLS!

[POJO_Risin]

You had your out with him earlier in the year...

but you had to ask for half my team for him...

if you just would have taken my original deal for him...you could have busted my ass for 2 deals...

[WARF]

I thought Drew played center???

[WARF]

I don't care... I traded Cliff Floyd and Pat "Piece o shit" Burrell for him!

[POJO_Risin]

Are you kidding me?

you think Drew plays center for the Braves?...

nevah...evah...

unless of course you check at the last second to see where he plays...

and see him in Center...

because Marrero took over for Drew...who took over for Andrew Jones in center...

who was hurt...which is why they said Marrero replaced Drew...

no bro...Drew doesn't play center...lmfao...only in relief...

[WARF]

I think your wrong pojo... because he's pinch hitting for Andrew Jones!

[WARF]

Does Shaquille play center?

[POJO_Risin]

Dude...back up and read...lmfao...

[WARF]

Drew plays Center sometimes... and he is listed as playing CF today... unless it's on Ted Turner television right now.... it says at yahoo that Morreno pinch hit for A Jones... who is listed as playing RF today...

[POJO_Risin]

Yeah...but he got traded to the Marlins...

and Vlade plays there now...

[POJO_Risin]

Okay...homeboy...listen carefully...

Andrew Jones played Center Field...ALWAYS plays Center Field...when he's playing...

Drew only plays there on Jones off days...or when he gets hurt...

Marrero came in for Drew in right...who moved over to Center...

[WARF]

Dude.... lol go to yahoo... and look at the game stats.... Drew is playing center field today... and Andrew Jones was taken out of the game and replaced by Morrero!!!

Nice try pojo...

[WARF]

okay... so why is it listed that Morrero pinch hit for Jones?

[Troy]

I'm hanging with you Poj but, I don't think I have enought to take you this week...

[POJO_Risin]

Okay...WARF...brother...I HAD THE GAME ON...MARRERO CAME UP TO BAT...AND THEY SAID...

"MARRERO IS REPLACING DREW IN RIGHT....AND DREW IS MOVING TO CENTER TO TAKE THE PLACE OF THE INJURED ANDREW JONES!!!"

Of course...let's go with yahoo on this one...they couldn't have been right since they were actually at the goddamn game...

[POJO_Risin]

Troy...you are more than just hangin' with me this week...

I have a feeling the stats are going to change a bit tomorrow...

your offense is on fire...mine is shitting the bed...

[POJO_Risin]

Here you go WARFY-POO...from your own famed Yahoo...

Werth was robbed of extra bases in the third when CF Andruw Jones and RF Drew simultaneously leaped against the fence and Jones came down with the ball.

Maybe when they jumped...since Jones was in right...they crossed over each other...and the media decided to call Jones the RF...lmfao...

and in ESPN...

LOS ANGELES 6TH
-J Drew in center field.
-E Marrero in right field.
-J Cruz relieved A Alfonseca.
-Bottom of the 6th inning
-D Ross walked.
-J Weaver singled to right, D Ross to third.
-C Izturis popped out to shortstop.
-S Finley hit sacrifice fly to right, D Ross scored.
-M Bradley popped out to second


Perhaps people are complete idiots...so they decided to list Drew as moving to CF...even though he was already there...so as not to confuse him with the other white guy out there?

[POJO_Risin]

Or of course...the box score from shitheal Yahoo...

R. Furcal ss 5 0 1 0 0 0 2 .283
M. Giles 2b 5 1 1 0 0 2 2 .295
R. Colon p 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
J.D. Drew rf-cf 4 2 2 2 0 0 2 .299
C. Jones 3b 4 0 2 1 0 0 0 .246
J. Estrada c 4 0 2 0 0 0 1 .331
A. Jones cf 3 0 0 0 0 0 5 .264
E. Marrero rf 1 0 0 0 1 0 1 .324
A. LaRoche 1b 2 0 0 0 1 1 0 .254
N. Green ph-2b 2 1 2 0 0 0 0 .284
C. Thomas lf 5 0 1 0 0 0 7 .299
M. Hampton p 2 0 1 0 0 1 1 .154
A. Alfonseca p 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000
M. DeRosa ph 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .242
J. Cruz p 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .200
J. Franco ph-1b 2 0 1 1 0 0 3 .283

...which lists Jones as the CF...

of course...they could be wrong too...

and of course...who gives a fuck...lmfao...

[WARF]

LOL

[POJO_Risin]

I'm bored out of my fucking mind...

time to plan for the football drafts...

ahhhh...fuck it...I'll wait until Friday...lmfao...

[DlocRoth]

No last minute deals?? I got Dunn on the block. Would like an outfielder. Troy, no talk on our deal? I think you had the better end of that. Sheff is hurting.

[WARF]

I might have a trade for you dloc!

[DlocRoth]

WARF... back at ya

[WARF]

I don't really need clemens.... he might be injured again...

I sent ya two deals!!!

[POJO_Risin]

Alright...if you all are done having WARF rape your ass with Cameron...

by all means...send me a deal for Helton...who is...ps...a real player...

and not some damn sham of the month...;)...

C'mon D'Loc...every deal we've made has been straight up...

don't get swarmed...we got one day to do this...

[POJO_Risin]

And you can set the tone and send me a deal...

[POJO_Risin]

Al...I just can't do that deal...

If I give you Helton...I have to have Teix there to back him up...

you have totally enticed me though with my boy...

perhaps a straight up deal?...

I know you want a closer...but I can't afford one right now with Gagne biting ass right now...

but if you throw the right deal my way...I'll do it...

the other guy you asked for is untouchable...I spent to much of the season trying to get him...and can't get rid of him...

The other guy that entices me in that deal really doesn't have a place to play on my team since he left...

Hmmmm....just thought of something though...

I may return a deal that may work...I just have to put it together...

[Fairwrning]

question..how in the fuck does a pitcher get credit for a complete game when he doesn't pitch in the 9th because his team is on the road and lost..WTF...8 inn pitched and a loss but you get the complete game??

[Eyes of the Night]

I thought I read that wrong ...


My bad ...

[Fairwrning]

Originally posted by Eyes
Home team don't play the 9th if their ahead ... they win ...

i know bro..the guy was pitching for the road team..i understand the home team doesn't have to bat when they are winning in the bottom of the 9th;)
but how in the hell can you give the losing pitcher the CG..when he only pitched 8 fuckin innings..AND LOST...

[POJO_Risin]

Yeah...one of those fantastic kinks that really pisses fantasy owners off on the wrong side of the fence...

[Fairwrning]

its not that big a deal right now..but had this been the playoffs and a CG would have decided the winner..id be pissed

[Eyes of the Night]

Fookin' dialup ...

[Fairwrning]

yo Eyes..who are your football keepers ???

[POJO_Risin]

LMFAO...not much you can do about it bro...but it IS technically a complete game...

[Fairwrning]

I should get an extra 6 wins on my season for Randy Johnson..he does technically play for a bush league team;)

[POJO_Risin]

LMFAO...sad thing is...on paper...they aren't that bad...

I actually think with a coupla signings...they'll be back in contention...

They'll end up getting a big name manager...because they aren't far...

[Eyes of the Night]

Originally posted by fairwrning
yo Eyes..who are your football keepers ???


Harrison and Manning ...

I'm in "hiatus mode" for weeks so I'll try to keep up in those threads from now on n' shit ...

[POJO_Risin]

lmfao...you put it in the baseball thread...but I think so did we...

[POJO_Risin]

Well...tomorrow's the deadline...

if anyone wants to find me...y'all know where I am...

Al...we'll get something done tomorrow...

just a hunch...

[Eyes of the Night]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
lmfao...you put it in the baseball thread...


Riight ...

Next time, which won't be tonight I'm fookin' LIT! ... On a Binge and Purge ...

[POJO_Risin]

The more things change...the more they stay the same...lmfao...

[Eyes of the Night]

Is that the drunk "i forgot the fucking words" words to Unchained?;) ... that's one fooked up rendition! lmao ...

[Eyes of the Night]

Outta nowhere the Phillies take a 7-3 lead into sunday ...

I'm living a nightmare! ... happy trails to one fucked up season! ... lol

[Lou]

I must admit that'd be nice to upset you this week.

However a lot of those categories are pretty damn close so you could easily win after today.

[Eyes of the Night]

Where the fuck you been hoss? ... I admit you do bring your game to the meaning "basement dwellers";) ... ha ha ...

[Eyes of the Night]

Uh ... Risin' ... I thought we could trade up too the night of the 22nd? ...

I was going to cancel that offer and add Contreas back... your boy:D... lmfao whatever ...

[Eyes of the Night]

Hey Troy ... why am I sweating more bullets than you my bre? ... lmao, I think I fucked up somewhere along the way cause I haven't won shit this second half ...

I don't think I've had a winning team, above .500 ... ever, in anything in fantasy ...

[POJO_Risin]

Eyes...you won our first football league, didn't you? You beat me in the finals!

[POJO_Risin]

Eyes man...it's all about how the ball bounces...it just isn't bouncing your way right now...There's still two weeks left...

two good weeks, and you are right in this motherfucker...

[POJO_Risin]

I need a real good day today to hold off Troy...

Jesus Troy...I had a monster league in many categories on Thursday...

your offense is on fiyah...

I have a feeling you're going to beat me this week...

[Troy]

Originally posted by Eyes
Hey Troy ... why am I sweating more bullets than you my bre? ...

Because I don't like baseball. Besides, you're in 6th... that's all it takes to get in the playoffs.

[Troy]

I need my era and whip to drop a little and I'll be back in it Poj

[POJO_Risin]

Well...you started all 4 of your pitchers...so I decided to start my guys...I was going to bench my starters like Eyes did last week...

but then realized that pussin' out like that wouldn't fly in our head to head...

so in they went...

you have the heads up thusfar...

Escobar pitched great against the Yanks...lmfao...gave up a 2 run homer in the seventh...to Sheffield...your boy...so you hurt yourself...

I have Morris on the hill right now...looking okay...but nothing special...

if you get 4 good performances...they'll be nothing I can do...

you could really turn this shit around...I think you will...

I'm just lucky I have a big lead...

[POJO_Risin]

God damn it...

I want to fucking trade...

I thought I had a deal...but for naught...

well....if any of you want to deal...I'll be around for a bit of time today...let me know...

[POJO_Risin]

Wolf with a good start...only 1 earned run...

Santos with an okay start...3 ER in 6...

and now it's up to Alvarez...

with a good start...I'm in a shitload of trouble...

[POJO_Risin]

Alvarez has given up 8 hits and 5 runs in 1.1 innings of work so far against Atlanta...if they take him out...that won't bode well for you...

I could take out Lowe and lock it up...

but fuck it...

I'm leaving Lowe in...if I lose...I lose...I'm not going to run and hide to win...and it's 50/50 with Mr. Lowe...he's been good his last 2 starts...and really...really bad...most of the time...

[POJO_Risin]

Blalock is 2 for 3 today...after going 3 for 4 the other night...

his wife just had a baby...perhaps that explains wtf his deal is...

looks like he's finally out of his slump...

[Troy]

Shit... I've never even thought of benching my pitchers. I figure if they're playing, I might as well start them. If I lose big deal, it's only baseball ;) but, it really will hurt the all time record...

[POJO_Risin]

That being said...you shoulda benched some of your pitchers today...lmfao...

[Lou]

You know what, no matter how bad my season is it's always nice to be a spoiler, especially for Eyes :D

[Troy]

I'll take the 5-6-1... It's not even about winning at this point, you just have to have a better score than the team ahead of you in the standings.

[POJO_Risin]

I honestly thought you beat me Troy...

good week...

as they always are...

I got you 3 times in this league hombre...

[Fairwrning]

Originally posted by Troy
I'll take the 5-6-1... It's not even about winning at this point, you just have to have a better score than the team ahead of you in the standings.

excellent point bro....im jus trying to survive myself.....then its anything goes....1 bad week is all it takes to be done

[Troy]

I was one hit shy of making it 5-5-2 Poj...

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by Lou
You know what, no matter how bad my season is it's always nice to be a spoiler, especially for Eyes :D
Hell you got me too bro, nice spoiler tag..you have been on fire!
i tip my hat that you didnt keep playing everyday too well
done louigi. it wouldnt surprise me you win again this week-;)

[POJO_Risin]

Well Troy...I would have bet my life that you won last week...my team shit the damn bed Friday, Saturday and Sunday...and your offense just went damn haywire...

if Alvarez would have had even an average start...you woulda blown me out with the WHIP and ERA titles going your way...

I got lucky...

[POJO_Risin]

Man...my team is dinged up....

Lidge about to go on the DL...

Gagne not even going out to the Bullpen...

Huff and Crawford both hurt...day to day...and three guys on the DL...

actually the story of my year...just lucky enough to have a deep team...

Not the time to have injuries though...

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by redblkwht
Hell you got me too bro, nice spoiler tag..you have been on fire!
i tip my hat that your playing well!
done louigi. it wouldnt surprise me you win again this week-;) ok man who edited my message? thats not what i posted.

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by redblkwht
Hell you got me too bro, nice spoiler tag..you have been on fire!
i tip my hat that you kept playing everyday too.. well done louigi.
it wouldnt surprise me you win again this week-;) thats my original post. rock on folks.

[POJO_Risin]

Well...I didn't do it...

so it was either a webbie (no reason to do it)...

Lou or Va...

I'm sure you can figure it out from there...

[POJO_Risin]

I'm having as good an offensive night as I've had in awhile...as far as hits go...I didn't have an o-fer from anyone...not to shabby...

but...maybe 2 rbi's...damn it...I hate that shit...

[POJO_Risin]

I'm pissed there were no deals the past two weeks...

I'm damn near tempted to add another week of possible trades...

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Well...I didn't do it...

so it was either a webbie (no reason to do it)...

Lou or Va...

I'm sure you can figure it out from there...
that was yesterday today is good..
anyway i am surprised no trades too.
i would have been happy to to look at any deal as well.

[POJO_Risin]

Well...I wasn't going to offer anyone anything...it seemed senseless...because I'd make an offer...and get no counter...

Al offered me a couple of good deals...but wouldn't have strengthened a need per say...but fair deals...

and I missed a deal with Eyes...and he pulled it...I was ready to get into the war room to deal with him...but he disappeared all day Sunday...then offered me a deal after the deadline...

Ahhh well...what can you do...

[WARF]

Hey pojo...

I'll dump Cameron for you! :)

[Lou]

I didn't edit anyone's message (and, as a matter of fact have NEVER edited anyone's message, ever dating back to Feb. 2002) so that leaves one person.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Originally posted by Lou
I didn't edit anyone's message (and, as a matter of fact have NEVER edited anyone's message, ever dating back to Feb. 2002) so that leaves one person.

No, don't even try that shit...

I don't play those kiddie games....

[Fairwrning]

HA..sweet justice..lmao...Johnson pitches 8 inn..loses..but gets a complete game;)

that's fucked up:D

[redblkwht]

Originally posted by Va Beach VH Fan
No, don't even try that shit...

I don't play those kiddie games....
I dint point fingers fellas, its the past..forget it.
lets keep into the league, its been damn interesting.IMO-

[Fairwrning]

already looking ahead....if things hold out it looks like me and Troy in rd 1...Wriglyville/Warf in rd 1...still a week to go...doesn't really matter..no easy weeks in the playoffs anyhow..would have loved to have gotten that week off tho..fuckers:monekyl:

[Troy]

Al, you're creaming me this week. There's no way I'm coming back.

[ALinChainz]

Never say never bro.

This team has found a way to disappoint all season.

I've lucked out with a couple of shut outs so far, but lots to play yet this week.

[Troy]

No way, especially that complete game. I'm done.

[Fairwrning]

shit..Rolen and Tejada are a combined 1-25 this week..

[Fairwrning]

Cardinals are killin me tonight..Carpenter is pitching a beauty and the best offense in baseball can't score...

[POJO_Risin]

Don't fucking look at me...I didn't edit shit...

I can check the logs and find out...if anyone gives a shit...

lmfao on the complete game...damn you fucker...

maybe I can get one from Schmidt or Santana over the weekend...or perhaps...2...;)

[POJO_Risin]

Wrning...should be an interesting week...

I actually don't know what in the fuck I'll do with myself during my bye week...

oh yeah...

football...;)

[Troy]

I'm starting to make it a game Al... But there's still a lot of ground to cover. If I can get through this week with a 4-5 game edge on Eyes, I have a good shot at the playoffs.

[Troy]

and TWO complete games??? Damn.

[ALinChainz]

:D

Shut outs even. But like I said, lots to play this week yet.

I don't count on it til Monday.

[POJO_Risin]

Damn Al...Nomah with a dinger...and Beltran 4-5 with 2 dingers...

that's gotta hurt...

[POJO_Risin]

Blalock's finally pulled his head out of his ass...

[Fairwrning]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Blalock's finally pulled his head out of his ass...

right on time:rolleyes: