Be Healed

[ELVIS]

Edwards: 'When John Kerry is president, people like Christopher Reeve are going to walk. Get up out of that wheelchair and walk again'...


This comment is sickening, and anyone who doesn't see through this clown has serious problems...

What a typical trial lawyer idiot!

[McCarrens]

No, they will not getup and walk. What they will do is lay down and cry about all the expensive health insurance premiums they will be paying because medical trial lawyers like Edwards are making their rates rise by suing hard working medical professionals because they cannot do what he himself here, in the above quote, is saying they can: preform act-of-God miracles.

...not to say they don't perfrom miracles everyday, but they just aren't of the act-of-God variety...

[Ally_Kat]

They should do a healing tour! People could put a dollar in the box and have all the Republican-ism drawn out of their body. I'd go and watch. lol

[Jerry Falwell]

This is such a joke. Kerry and Edwards are the definition of ridiculousness. This statement has a scary side though, just read Revelations in the Bible and tell me that he isn't taking on the role of a false prophet. J/k
In all seriousness though, what a Joke!

[Satan]

Uh, he's talking about stem cell research, you clowns

Christopher Reeve was very much in favor of this research and spoke in favor of it often. He had the money to bankroll such treatment himself, but others in his position may not. That's why Junior's opposition to it is so goddamned selfish.

[ELVIS]

Yes, I know what hes talking about, you idiot...

It's an unbelievable leap and a total lie to suggest that having Kerry as president, people with spinal cord injuries will walk!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Satan]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Yes, I know what hes talking about, you idiot...

It's an unbelievable leap and a total lie to suggest that having Kerry as president, people with spinal cord injuries will walk!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A leap, perhaps, but not unbelievable and hardly a lie. Medical research moves fast these days, Mr. Presley. If the proper amount of research was allowed to take place on stem cells, who knows what they might be able to do within 4 years?

Oppenheimer's really jealous of these guys. He wished he could have been known for stem cell research that benefitted mankind instead of inventing the atomic bomb. Of course the fact that his invention gained him eternity down here might have influenced his decision

[ELVIS]

President Bush is the first president to EVER fund stem cell research...

And yes, I know first hand how fast medical research moves these days, and it does not need John Kerry exploiting Christopher Reeve for polititical gain!

This is going to backfire on Kerry, Edwards, and all of you liberal clowns...

Idiots!

[Guitar Shark]

Is that an exact quote or a paraphrase? Bizarre if he actually said those exact words.

[ELVIS]

Exact quote

[McCarrens]

Ford, Satan, whatever you are calling yourself today, why are you arguing medical knowledge with Elvis.

He is a nurse.

What do you do again, I mean, besides make shit up about the BCE? that and waste bandwidth pretending to be Satan and Jesus?

[Guitar Shark]

Elvis is a nurse?

[BigBadBrian]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
Elvis is a nurse?

Yep. Common knowledge around here.

[McCarrens]

But what does Ford do? That is also common knowledge: Make shit up about the leaders of our country and then go schitzo and create a library of other posters, all with religious names.

[Satan]

Originally posted by McCarrens
But what does Ford do? That is also common knowledge: Make shit up about the leaders of our country and then go schitzo and create a library of other posters, all with religious names.

Now that is where you are absolutely wrong. Fact is that I have been around longer than FORD.