What Is Your Most Memorable Classic VH/Solo concert quote from Dave?

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Just wondering what is the most funniest/memorable thing you've heard Roth say LIVE. And I don't mean from bootlegs you've heard or seen...I mean LIVE......

One of the times I saw Dave solo was on the YFLM tour where he raised his middle finger to the audience and said "Yeah, I'm Sammy Hagar's #1 fan!"

[DavidLeeNatra]

he used the "don't stick your toungue out at me"-quote in one of my concerts and I thought it was great...

[bueno bob]

I believe there was a concert from the ALAE tour where the lighting guy wasn't able to get the spotlight on him for whatever reason...couldn't keep it there, anyway...Dave made the comment along the lines of "Ladies and Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to the lighting crew...the guy following me tonight was responsible for manning the guard lights at Pearl Harbor..."

I thought that was pretty cool.

[smaz]

"She's so sweet, she could shit sugar" DLR to a crowd member, Feb 04.

[smaz]

Also, " This guy comes from a place far far away. So far away, they don't even speak English. (The crowd shouts 'America') I'd like to introduce, from Boston U.S.A............" Dave introducing band members. He had a Japanese guitarist, so when saying that expected us all to think he was on about Japan. But we're smarter than that.

[DLRdelight!]

Well i have never seen dlr live since i am only 16, but in the unchained clip when he says "Everybody up!" i thought that was cool

[FORD]

I knew it was a rock n roll night tonight when the San Bernadino County sheriff came up to me and said "Dave..... these motherfuckers are outa line tonight"
- US Festival, Glen Helen Regional Park San Bernadino CA 5-29-83

[FORD]

Give me some motherfucking light on the fucking stage! - Emerald Queen Casino, Tacoma WA June 2003

[teamaa104]

im gonna have to go with SMAZ and agree with What DLR said during the 1984 Stockholm show "Dont stick your tongue out at me unless your gonna use it sweetheart!! yeahh ahahh!!"

[singerman]

someone threw a bottle at dave on stage and he says "dont go throwing no shit on this stage!....but its ok cos i knew who threw that last one....and after the show pal.....i'm gonna fuck your girlfriend...yeeaahhh!"

[teamaa104]

Oh thats amazing!

[diamondsgirl]

When Dave tells his story about the woman who was asking him for help from the police and he says...

"I don't know if I can do anything about the law, but I KNOW that I can get you off!"

:cool:

[what waz zat]

In Detroit, on the '84 tour, Dave was talking about how rowdy the crowd was and he says "next time we go out on tour, fuck going around the world, we'll just make everybody else come to Deetroit"

At that show he was also talking about the lack of security at the hotel. "The security around the hotel was ridiculous. This chick was pounding and screaming at my door until four or five in the morning....finally I said fuck it, and let her out of the room"