I'm sure they're under corporate pressure to promote Van Hagar with the upcoming concert, but for Christ's sake, couldn't they at least play "Poundcake" or "Humans Being" and NOT THE WORST FUCKING CHEESE BALLAD PIECE OF SPAM INFESTED HALLMARK CRAP EVER WRITTEN
FUCK! My classic rock station is playing "How Do I Know When It's Cheese!!"
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FUCK! My classic rock station is playing "How Do I Know When It's Cheese!!"
Eat Us And Smile
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Justice Democrats
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Hey!
Eddie was lookin' for someone'
Somethin' to fill the huge hole
We think we rock but don't sound like Van Halen
Our egos are out of control, ohhh!
How do I know when it's cheese?
I can't tell you but it smells like cheddar
Ohhhhhh!
How does it sound when it's cheese?
It's just making you puke forever
When it's cheese
You look at every fan in a crowd
Some spit and some keep on guessin'
Waiting for that banner to come into focus
"VAN HAGAR SUCKS" is the lesson
Ooh!
How do I know when it's cheese?
I can't tell you but it smells like cheddar
Ohhhhhh!
How does it sound when it's cheese?
It's just making you puke forever
When it's cheese
(Oh oh oh oh) Oh, when it's cheese
(Oh oh oh oh) You can smell it, yeah!
(Oh oh oh oh) Cause Dave is missin', yeah!
(Synth Solo)
(Oh oh oh oh) Yeah, you can hear it
(Oh oh oh oh) Oh, when it's cheese
(Oh oh oh oh) Van Halen's missing, ow!
How do I know when it's cheese?
I can't tell you but it smells like cheddar
Ohhhhhh!
How does it sound when it's cheese?
It's just making you puke forever
When it's cheese
We won't last forever
(Baa baa baa-ah baa baa)
When it's cheese
(Baa baa baa-ah baa baa)
(Baa baa baa-ah baa baa)
(Baa baa baa-ah baa baa)
You and I, we're gonna fuck this band together
(Baa baa baa-ah baa baa) (repeat to end)
When it's cheese, ooh
When it's cheese, baby
You can smell it, yeah!
We can't last forever
Ooh-ooh, it's cheeeeeseEat Us And Smile
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Actually it's Viacom. Which makes it even stranger that they're doing Fear Channel's work.Eat Us And Smile
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Justice Democrats
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992Comment
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Greater Media and Infinity were doing Clear Channel's work here when Van Hagar came to town. All of a sudden all these Van Hagar songs were being played. Thankfully Van Hagar receded back to irrelevance again. I'd say for at least a month now they stopped playing "It's About Time." And they're back to playing only the three Van Hagar tunes that have been in the rotation here for awhile, "Why Can't This Be Love," "When It's Love," and "Right Now."Comment
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Wow Ford, looks like you know that song very well. You must be a Van Hagar fan afterall.
BTW, there is no "Synth" solo in that song, it's guitar all the way.-We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "Smart"?
-If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier.Comment
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Get back in the pen, TongueNAssEat Us And Smile
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FORD, what time are you getting to the show?ROTH ARMY MILITIA
Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.Comment
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Originally posted by Vanstonica
It could be worse, Ford. They could be playing "Dreams"Eat Us And Smile
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"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992Comment
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The only Van Hagar song I have heard on commercial Rock Radio
in OZ over the last ten years is "Dreams". Ironically one of the
Hagar songs I dislike the most.
FORD, "How Do I know when its Love" I am sorry.. That horrible news.
Any of the Hagar songs with Love in the title, you just know are
going to suck...
BASTARDS !!!!
Dave: Dave never asks "how do I know when its love" Dave knows when its love.BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
Love ya Mary Frances!Comment
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