Kerry cancels visit to West Virginia church

[BigBadBrian]

Kerry cancels visit to West Virginia church

By WSAZ NewsChannel 3

WSAZ-TVHuntington, WVUSA

- A visit to West Virginia by Democratic Presidential Candidate John Kerry has been put on hold.

Kerry was scheduled to attended services at the Apostolic Christ Cathedral in Guyandotte on Sunday.

West Virginia Senators Robert C. Byrd and Jay Rockefeller were to attend with Kerry.

The church pastor, Reverend E. S. Harper, said they were not welcome if they planned to discuss politics during the service.

The Kerry campaign says the church issue did not affect the decision to cancel the trip.

[ELVIS]

What a phoney...

[Jesus Christ]

Judge not, lest ye be judged Gregory.

[ELVIS]

Tell that your buddy FORD...

A witness and a judge are two different things...

[Jesus Christ]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Tell that your buddy FORD...

A witness and a judge are two different things...

Ye hath know way of knowing John Kerry's reasons for cancelling his visit to that church, so why do ye presume to judge his faith in Me?

[scorpioboy33]

Jesus how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

[Jesus Christ]

Originally posted by scorpioboy33
Jesus how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

Verily there is no one answer to that question, My son. For the degree of acidity in human saliva would vary from person to person and the number of licks which it takes you might not be the same as it is for thy brother.

Thus saith the Lord

[scorpioboy33]

thank you just one more question.....

boxer or briefs oh holy one?

[Jesus Christ]

Originally posted by scorpioboy33
thank you just one more question.....

boxer or briefs oh holy one?

Boxers now, of course. But back in the day it was more like a loincloth, as ye hath seen in many of the Crucifixion pictures.

[ELVIS]

Who took the pictures ??

[scorpioboy33]

thanks holy one!

[Jesus Christ]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Who took the pictures ??

Gabriel did. We had digital cameras in Heaven even back then.

[Ally_Kat]

Re: Kerry cancels visit to West Virginia church

Originally posted by BigBadBrian


The church pastor, Reverend E. S. Harper, said they were not welcome if they planned to discuss politics during the service.

The Kerry campaign says the church issue did not affect the decision to cancel the trip.

Bullshit.