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EddieVanDouche
10-17-2004, 01:50 AM
So, Tiger C-blocked his old golfing buddy Jasper Parnevik and stole his young nanny chick Ellen Nordegren. She quits the nanny gig with Jasper and his family and instantly starts sucking Tiger's 1 Wood.
Tiger can definitely afford the very best. Good for him. His wedding in the Carribean cost 1 mil. That euro-poon must be friggin golden! Kudos Tiger. Now let's hope he can get his game back and start winning and dominating again.

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jcook11
10-17-2004, 03:55 AM
Hey dumbass fuck her ...dont' marry her can you say half?
Va Beach VH Fan
10-17-2004, 08:52 AM
Wow, nice rack.... ;)

I'll give them two years tops....

LOL, half...

"Give me half, mister fuck you man !!!!"..... [[ Eddie Murphy RAW ]]
POJO_Risin
10-17-2004, 08:55 AM
No way he married her with out a big ass prenup...

She does have a nice rack...I'll agree with that...
jcook11
10-17-2004, 09:02 AM
"HALF MISTER FUCK YOU MAN!"
EddieVanDouche
10-17-2004, 05:02 PM
Now I find out she has a TWIN SISTER,
and they BOTH were nannies for Jasper.
Cripes, Tiger had his pick of the litter!
Wonder if he's "dropped his ball" in both holes?
Swedish twins? The guy is blessed.

How about John Daly gets the sister!!

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Bill Lumbergh
10-17-2004, 07:47 PM
Originally posted by jcook11
Hey dumbass fuck her ...dont' marry her can you say half?

Exactly.
BITEYOASS
10-17-2004, 07:56 PM
Better have a Damn good prenup!!! Should have hung out with Donald Trump for some advice. "Find the Red Queen, you know what I mean, there she is now where'd she go, keep your eye on the lady and then you'll know, it's a red queen you know what I mean, find the lady and you'll get the green."-Phil Hartman, Donald Trump SNL skit.
teamaa104
10-20-2004, 02:59 PM
hey eddievandouche i love the starwars kid video you have playing at the bottom of your post, that kid is golden
distortion9
10-20-2004, 06:01 PM
eh...she's aight.
FORD
10-21-2004, 12:51 AM
Originally posted by EddieVanDouche


How about John Daly gets the sisterhttp://msn.foxsports.com/id/1900822_7_4.jpg

How about a guy who kinda looks like John Daly (but can't golf for shit) gets the sister :D :eatit:
redblkwht
10-21-2004, 02:37 AM
His game is done, she distracts the shit outta him..
2 yrs agreed, she wont make him happy she digs the $$
& the notoriety..
I & tiger dig the rack as well.
i wonder if he did tag her sister..hehehe
BITEYOASS
10-21-2004, 06:08 PM
Originally posted by redblkwht
His game is done, she distracts the shit outta him..
2 yrs agreed, she wont make him happy she digs the $$
& the notoriety..
I & tiger dig the rack as well.
i wonder if he did tag her sister..hehehe

Maybe if he married a Finnish chick instead of a Swedish one, he'd probably still be on top. Don't worry about distractions. The Finnish are silent as hell out in public.
Carmine
10-22-2004, 08:35 AM
Originally posted by jcook11
Hey dumbass fuck her ...dont' marry her can you say half?

"I want half Eddie! I am american woman now I want whats comin to me!

: Eddie Murphy Raw
bueno bob
10-23-2004, 12:43 AM
Even Jesus agrees.
CROWBAR
10-29-2004, 01:03 PM
His game will definately be affected by this no doubt! He'll be banging that every chance he gets and then one day he'll wake up and say "What happened to my career"! Watch and see.
Carmine
10-29-2004, 01:22 PM
"women weakin legs!"

(and I'd definitly hit it!)
Mezro
10-29-2004, 02:43 PM
Tiger and his bride: they look just like a young OJ and Nicole.

Mezro...isn't his caddy named Kato?...
Vanstonica
11-17-2004, 02:12 PM
She's fucking hot, but Amy Mickleson is better.

Not that I'd ever have a shot at either one.
Carmine
11-17-2004, 02:13 PM
Originally posted by Vanstonica
She's fucking hot, but Amy Mickleson is better.

post a pic of Amy...then we shall judge!
Warham
11-17-2004, 02:34 PM
Tiger probably wouldn't have a shot either unless he had that fat wallet of his.
CROWBAR
11-18-2004, 03:54 PM
Originally posted by Warham
Tiger probably wouldn't have a shot either unless he had that fat wallet of his.

I wish he'd drop his wallet from here! I'm on it! :D
CROWBAR
11-18-2004, 03:56 PM
What par? :D
Carmine
11-18-2004, 03:56 PM
AHHAHAHAHHAHHAH! killer photo dude!