The Devil throws aside all protocols of Hell to be straight with you mortals

[Satan]

Usually I just sit back in my air conditioned office here in Hell and laugh at the human race making complete asses of yourselves. And Hell knows there has been enough comedy material over the centuries to keep me amused.

But kids, I just can't let this one go.... So many of you are being totally duped by a plot so blatantly obvious that the only way you could possibly miss it is if you're brainwashed.

Chechen peasants invading from the Mexican border??

The Russian dictator - who just recently passed his own version of the Patriot Act - but wasn't as subtle about it as the BCE - tells the American people to vote for Junior.

YOU PEOPLE BUY THIS SHIT???????????

And you have the nerve to call ME the "father of lies"???

The Devil loves America. No greater market for sin has existed since ancient Rome. I have as much, if not more invested in this country's success than any of you.

Don't throw it all away on this goddamn spoiled rich kid and his coke addled illusion of being God's messenger.

For the love of all that's unholy, USE YOUR FUCKING BRAINS.

[McCarrens]

Ford, shut the fuck up.

[FORD]

Originally posted by McCarrens
Ford, shut the fuck up.

First of all, I will not shut up. And you can pass that on to which ever GOP piece of shit signs your paycheck and sent you in here as a disruptor.

Second, if you have a problem with the original post in this thread, talk to Satan. He posted it, not I.

[McCarrens]

My GOP boss that is employeed by a paper that runs under the New York Times? Yes, my GOP boss that works for the most liberal paper in the country!

Shut up moron. You shut up, and all your damned personalities.

[Guitar Shark]

FORD, I thought Satan already endorsed Bush?

How does the leader of the dark side explain this waffling?

[McCarrens]

I think Lionel Hutz won that case.

[FORD]

This isn't the Bill O'Reilly show and yelling at me to "shut up" ain't gonna do shit, asshole.

YOU FASCIST BUSH BLOWING RETARDS DO NOT OWN THIS FUCKING COUNTRY.

[FORD]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
FORD, I thought Satan already endorsed Bush?

How does the leader of the dark side explain this waffling?

I would imagine that it's easy to cook waffles over a lava pool in Hell

[McCarrens]

Originally posted by FORD
YOU FASCIST BUSH BLOWING RETARDS DO NOT OWN THIS FUCKING COUNTRY.

You liberal bitches don't either, so why are you trying to give it away to every piece of Euro-trash thta disagrees with how we do things in America?

[Big Train]

This thread is utter conclusive proof that Ford is satan. Next...

[McCarrens]

This thread and the 1000 other ones he posts.

[FORD]

Originally posted by Big Train
This thread is utter conclusive proof that Ford is satan. Next...

**Checks himself for horns and a tail.....**

Nope, not me

Though I am wearing red today, but it's purely a coincidence.

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by FORD
I would imagine that it's easy to cook waffles over a lava pool in Hell

Cool, I like waffles and since I'll probably end up in Hell (given my occupation), this is good to hear.

[Dr. Love]

Don't mess with FORD.

HE WILL DESTROY YOU.

At least, that's what I've heard.

[FORD]

Originally posted by Dr. Love
Don't mess with FORD.

HE WILL DESTROY YOU.

At least, that's what I've heard.

If I have both Jesus and Satan in my corner, that's a little hard to beat