Bill Clinton wants to be King of the World

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  • BigBadBrian
    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
    • Jan 2004
    • 10620

    Bill Clinton wants to be King of the World

    WASHINGTON, Oct. 20 (UPI) -- Former U.S. President Bill Clinton has set his sights on becoming U.N. secretary-general. A Clinton insider and a senior U.N. source have told United Press International the 56-year-old former president would like to be named leader of the world body when Kofi Annan's term ends early in 2006.

    "He definitely wants to do it," the Clinton insider said this week.

    A Clinton candidacy is likely to receive overwhelming support from U.N. member states, particularly the Third World. Diplomats in Washington say Clinton would galvanize the United Nations and give an enormous boost to its prestige. But the former president's hopes hang on a crucial question that will not be addressed until after the presidential elections: can he get the support of the U.S. government -- a prerequisite for nomination?

    The political wisdom is that a second George W. Bush presidency would cut him off at the pass. The notion of Clinton looming large in the international arena from "the glass tower" in New York would be intolerable to the Bush White House. If Democratic candidate, Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., wins on Nov. 2 the prospect of Clinton as secretary-general won't exactly be welcome either, but Kerry would find it much harder -- if not impossible -- to go against it.

    After a Middle East U.N. Secretary General (Boutros Boutros Ghali) and an African (Kofi Annan) it is generally considered Asia's turn to fill the post, U.N. experts say. No announcement has been made, but behind the scenes China is already pushing the candidacy of Thai Foreign Minister Surakiart Sathirathai, who also seems to have U.S. support. If Clinton does emerge as a candidate, however, China would most likely shift its support, the experts say.

    No American has ever been U.N. secretary-general, but the United States is both host country to the United Nations and the major contributor to its budget. A hostile U.S. Congress held up its dues for years -- until the Clinton administration negotiated a payment plan for Washington's arrears. Clinton also revived U.S. membership of UNESCO though the Americans did not actually move back into their offices at the Paris-based scientific and cultural U.N. agency until after the start of the Bush presidency.

    President Reagan had taken the United States out of UNESCO in protest against alleged corruption by former top agency officials.

    Clinton is currently recovering from the heart bypass surgery he had to undergo last month, and this has kept him away from the Kerry campaign after a few initial support appearances. The former president has told friends and Kerry staffers he plans to resume campaigning for Kerry, but on a limited scale because his recovery has been gradual. He has talked of his interest in taking over at the United Nations since the publication of his commercially successful autobiography, which he recently said had sold 1.9 million copies. Writing the book kept him busy after leaving office in 2000, but he is now ready to channel his considerable political skills and energy into another role in public life.

    There had been rumors that he would run the Third Way organization, the world Social Democratic movement he had talked of launching together with British Prime Minister Tony Blair and German Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder. But the political alliance had come unstuck and the idea ran out of steam partly because Blair and Schroeder found themselves on opposite sides in the Bush-led Iraq war.

    Putting Clinton in charge of the United Nations would be a real test of international intentions, observers say.

    "Critics of the U.N. complain that it's an organization without the muscle and will to put its decisions into effect," the U.N. source observed. "There's a good chance that Clinton could significantly change that situation, and then we'll see if the critics mean what they say."




    Copyright 2004 by United Press International.
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  • Guitar Shark
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 7576

    #2
    I wonder if he thinks he'll get a blowjob from Miss Universe?
    ROTH ARMY MILITIA


    Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
    Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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    • lucky wilbury

      #3
      i would have thought we would have tried to become the sultan of brunei

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      • FORD
        ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

        • Jan 2004
        • 58759

        #4
        I'd like to see him named Secretary of State in the Kerry administration. It's going to require someone of his diplomatic skills to be able to repair the international relationships that Junior and the PNAC'ers fucked up.
        Eat Us And Smile

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        "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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        • fanofdave
          Foot Soldier
          • Jan 2004
          • 500

          #5
          just think of all the diplomatic cock sucking he could
          negotiate from the female representatives.....

          remember, a little head is ok as long as the 401K's are
          doing well. hell, i guess any democrat with a daughter
          wouldn't have minded if it was their daughter polishing
          his one eyed wonder worm as long as the economy kept
          steaming along.....

          bill clinton leading the UN - hahahahahahahahahahaha
          hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
          hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
          (pause for breath of air)hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
          hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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          • Lqskdiver
            Sniper
            • Jun 2004
            • 763

            #6
            Originally posted by FORD
            I'd like to see him named Secretary of State in the Kerry administration. It's going to require someone of his diplomatic skills to be able to repair the international relationships that Junior and the PNAC'ers fucked up.
            Yeah, he was pretty successful in negotiating the Israel-Palestine peace treaty. His idea of peace was a series of seccesion by Israel that would have left them high and dry.

            Besides, even if Kerry were to win (not likely) he would not be a second to anyone's command. Count on that!

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            • FORD
              ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

              • Jan 2004
              • 58759

              #7
              Originally posted by Lqskdiver
              Yeah, he was pretty successful in negotiating the Israel-Palestine peace treaty.
              Yes he was. And if Mossad/Likud hadn't murdered Rabin, it would have been reality.
              Eat Us And Smile

              Cenk For America 2024!!

              Justice Democrats


              "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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              • wraytw

                #8
                I thought you weren't a big fan of "Sweet William," FORD? You've certainly changed your tone since your Links days.

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