Sensitive Men Do Exist

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  • pete
    Crazy Ass Mofo
    • Jan 2004
    • 3325

    Sensitive Men Do Exist

    A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they
    End
    up
    leaving together. They get back to his apartment and she notices that
    his
    bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. There where
    Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor,
    cuddly
    medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears
    on
    the
    top shelf along the wall. The woman is surprised that this guy would
    have a
    collection of teddy
    bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to
    mention
    this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.
    She turns to him ... they kiss...and then they rip each other's clothes
    off
    and make hot steamy love.

    After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are
    lying
    there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks,
    smiling,
    "Well, how was it?".
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    ."Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."
  • Carmine
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Apr 2004
    • 7692

    #2
    LOL! good one

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    • Bill Lumbergh
      ROCKSTAR

      • Mar 2004
      • 5472

      #3
      "BRAVO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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      • JCOOK

        #4
        I want a woman that after I fuck her she turns into a sandwich and a six pack.... but thats just ms

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        • teamaa104

          #5
          Originally posted by JCOOK
          I want a woman that after I fuck her she turns into a sandwich and a six pack.... but thats just ms
          please!! that would be such a treat

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          • bueno bob
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jul 2004
            • 22942

            #6
            Good!

            Almost as good as the guy who banged his ex-g/f (who was begging to have him back), and after he blew on her stomach reached into his wallet and tossed a dollar into the mess!

            True story, I know that guy. Neat fella!
            Twistin' by the pool.

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            • singerman
              Head Fluffer
              • Jan 2004
              • 266

              #7
              Originally posted by bueno bob
              Good!

              Almost as good as the guy who banged his ex-g/f (who was begging to have him back), and after he blew on her stomach reached into his wallet and tossed a dollar into the mess!

              True story, I know that guy. Neat fella!
              i did that too....im not saying she was rough.....but she gave me change

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              • Viking
                Veteran
                • Jan 2004
                • 1774

                #8
                I'd have blown my spooge up her ass, and then shoved the dollar bill in after it.



                But, that's the type of sensitive guy I am.

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                • Viking
                  Veteran
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 1774

                  #9
                  I'd have blown my spooge up her ass, and then shoved the dollar bill in after it.



                  But, that's the type of sensitive guy I am.

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                  • Viking
                    Veteran
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 1774

                    #10
                    Aw, kewl. Double post!

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                    • singerman
                      Head Fluffer
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 266

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Viking
                      Aw, kewl. Double post!
                      i was just gonna ask does that mean you did it to her twice! lol

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                      • lms2

                        #12
                        Yes Virginia, sensitive men do exist... and they date each other.

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                        • bueno bob
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 22942

                          #13
                          Originally posted by lms2
                          Yes Virginia, sensitive men do exist... and they date each other.
                          Twistin' by the pool.

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