Aristocratic Kerry Speaks

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  • HELLVIS
    Foot Soldier
    • Jul 2004
    • 543

    Aristocratic Kerry Speaks

    Is Kerry too intelligent to be president?
    His answers, if you want to call them answers, during interviews and debates leave many people scratching their heads and running for the nearest thesaurus. His constant use of nine syllable words and complex sentence structures however, are not to be waisted on the simple minds of ohio voters. In the more highly evolved intellect of John Kerry, it is believed that they should be condescended to.
    In ohio, while getting his Elmer Fudd license, he was quoted asking, "Can I get me a huntin' license here".

    I guess he is a believer that when in rome, do as the romans.
    He throws a punch.
    He swings. I duck.
    His fat ass falls...
    Hey Sammy,you still SUCK!
  • HELLVIS
    Foot Soldier
    • Jul 2004
    • 543

    #2
    What's next? Will he be asking some inner city blacks, Yo, my nigga is dis where I can be gittin me some rims fo my ride?
    He throws a punch.
    He swings. I duck.
    His fat ass falls...
    Hey Sammy,you still SUCK!

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    • ELVIS
      Banned
      • Dec 2003
      • 44120

      #3
      Who knows man...

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      • 4moreyears
        Commando
        • Oct 2004
        • 1245

        #4
        How about when in Wisconsin he reffered to the Frozen Tundra of Lambert field??? What a total moron.

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        • HELLVIS
          Foot Soldier
          • Jul 2004
          • 543

          #5
          What, they didn't name that field after a pittsburg steeler?
          He throws a punch.
          He swings. I duck.
          His fat ass falls...
          Hey Sammy,you still SUCK!

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