The difference between Dave and Sammy

[LickMyCream]

Dave does stupid shit because he's a clown


Sammy does stupid shit because well, he's a moron

[tydhurst]

Dave's thin too.

[Panamark]

Dave creates Van Halen music that outsells Sammy's Van Hagar 3-1

Agreed, Sammy is a moron. He has to learn to shut the fuck up.

[Robonez]

Sammy can sing.

[Matt White]

Originally posted by Robonez
Sammy can sing.

Yeah, fluffy POWER BALLADS that appeal to 14 year old girls. Now, get back in the Pen and save the Spammy apple polishing for your buddies over at the links!

[scottydabodi]

Dave kicks ass
Spam sucks ass

[mightyjar]

Dave's fucked more chicks than Sammy has had hot meals.

Sammy has had alot of fuckin' hot meals.

[LickMyCream]

Ah!

But Dave probably fucked less non hot chicks then Hagar has eaten non hot meals.



Since Hagar would probably just eat frozen pork from the freezer if he had to.

[HippieLettuce]

About 200 lbs.

[HELLVIS]

Better question...What's the difference between Spammy and a bucket of shit.

[HELLVIS]

Originally posted by Robonez
Sammy can suck.

Yeeeeahhhh!

[HELLVIS]

THE BUCKET!
It sure isn't the smell...
the appearance...
the talent...

[lms2]

ummm... okay, I will help the sheep out cause they really need it.

Sam is touring with VH and Dave ain't.

Not saying thats a good thing... just the truth.

[forsakenmullet]

Originally posted by Panamark
Dave creates Van Halen music that outsells Sammy's Van Hagar 3-1

Agreed, Sammy is a moron. He has to learn to shut the fuck up.

i'm gonna have to agree with this sammy needs to learn to shut up on and off the stage

[lms2]

From what I hear via the lip sinking thread... he apparently has learned to shut up-at least on stage!