Let's usher in the Limp Dirty Dynasty (drinking and sex thread)

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  • Dickface McSlapnuts
    #1

    Let's usher in the Limp Dirty Dynasty (drinking and sex thread)

    This whole puritanical society needs a big greasy enema to
    loosen they tight asses up
    There needs to be mo' fucking, and mo' sucking
    and mo' drugs, and mo' drinking and mo' profanity
    and less PC bullshit and less bible humpin'
    let's usher in the "Limp Dirty Dynasty"
    fuck good clean fun
    Let's get dirrrty and nassssty and toe the fuck up!
    Last edited by Dickface McSlapnuts; 01-01-2004, 05:18 AM.
    Tags: dirty, drinking, dynasty, limp, sex, thread, usher
    • Elitest
      #2
      How about a nice cup of tea and a cucumber sandwich ?

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        • Sarge
          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

          • Feb 2003
          • 5422
          #3
          I'll take a drink?!
          Who's servin'
          ROTHARMY.COM WEBMASTER AND FOUNDER
          The Diamond David Lee Roth Army
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            • Hecubus
              Foot Soldier
              • Jan 2004
              • 575
              #4
              Let's see....

              Just found out that my vasectomy's all good & just scored a couple of bags o' the guage, so I'm in.
              Wha? There's that flask....JD anyone?

              Here...pass that around whilst I ready the foliage....


              :bottle:
              Last edited by Hecubus; 01-02-2004, 07:47 PM.
              "Honey, my shirt got itself torn up. My shirt tore itself on that stripper's hand, and I need it to be sewed up for the show."
              "No problem, Dave, no problem. Say hello to Fluffy."
              "Fuck you, Fluffy."
              "No, no, you're going to upset Fluffy."
              "I ain't saying hello to no stuffed bear."
              "You know, now that I think about it, it's going to take a little longer to sew up that shirt than I was thinking."
              "Hi Fluffy, how you been?"
              "Now that I'm thinking of it even more, it's going to take half the time, Double D, Diamond Dave! Would you hold Fluffy?"
              "N--- yeah."

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                • Sarge
                  ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                  • Feb 2003
                  • 5422
                  #5
                  No one thinks this shit is funny? I do..
                  Maybe it's my warped sense of humor!
                  ROTHARMY.COM WEBMASTER AND FOUNDER
                  The Diamond David Lee Roth Army
                  MY GROUPS ON ROTHARMY.COM
                  [Fender Custom Shop Owners Club]

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                    • alexpgrimes
                      Foot Soldier
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 731
                      #6
                      Just point me to the JaggerMeister and everything will be ok.
                      If I want any shit out of you, I'll squeeze your head.

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                        • diamond den™
                          #7
                          Re: Let's usher in the Limp Dirty Dynasty (drinking and sex thread)

                          Originally posted by Dickface McSlapnuts
                          This whole puritanical society needs a big greasy enema to
                          loosen they tight asses up
                          There needs to be mo' fucking, and mo' sucking
                          and mo' drugs, and mo' drinking and mo' profanity
                          and less PC bullshit and less bible humpin'
                          let's usher in the "Limp Dirty Dynasty"
                          fuck good clean fun
                          Let's get dirrrty and nassssty and toe the fuck up!
                          Gimme 8 pints of Guinness and 2 packs of Marlboro's

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                            • Dickface McSlapnuts
                              #8
                              How about you shut the fuck up Den

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                                • Dickface McSlapnuts
                                  #9
                                  what the fuck?
                                  Nobody wants to get drunk with me?

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                                    • Dickface McSlapnuts
                                      #10
                                      Just got paid and drunk
                                      Who is up for some more

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                                        • GAR
                                          Banned
                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 10849
                                          #11
                                          ugga nah nuggah

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