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  • Ally_Kat
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 7612

    fruit sex

    Fruity sweet wrappers spark complaint

    Students at a Catholic school complained about new Haribo sweet wrappers which they claim portray fruit having sex



    Graduates from St Blasien Jesuit College, near Freiburg, were complaining about the new wrappers for Haribo's Maoam sweets.

    In a letter to the firm, they wrote: "We are shocked at the shameless presentation of sexual practices on the wrapping, which includes not only sexual intercourse but also fellatio and cunnilingus."



    The letter added: "It's irresponsible, to expose children to such pornographic representations."

    The sweets wrapped in bright yellow, red and green colours show lemons, limes, strawberries, cherries and oranges romping with each other.

    The students were especially opposed to the lemon flavoured chews, which "undoubtedly show a green figure having sex with a lemon".

    "The lemon, which from the drawing looks female, is obviously enjoying it with the greatest of pleasure."

    Haribo bosses admit the new packaging is "very racy", but said in tests no complaints had been raised.

    Spokesman Marco Alfter said: "The new wrapping is certainly fruitier than the old. But we have not had any other complaints. In fact until now the feedback has all been positive."

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  • Ally_Kat
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 7612

    #2
    Re: fruit sex

    Originally posted by Ally_Kat

    Spokesman Marco Alfter said: "The new wrapping is certainly fruitier than the old.
    nice.

    But we have not had any other complaints. In fact until now the feedback has all been positive."
    I'm sure no complaints are coming from that green thing. Guy is getting all the action.
    Roth Army Militia

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    • Carmine
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Apr 2004
      • 7692

      #3
      Is that lime "popping the cherry"?

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      • ThrillsNSpills
        ROTH ARMY ELITE
        • Jan 2004
        • 6627

        #4
        LOL

        Anything to sell a few more units.
        It's all about the money. (another green thing)

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        • Carmine
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Apr 2004
          • 7692

          #5
          ...he also got himself a "lemon", better look to trade it in!

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          • diamondsgirl
            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
            • Apr 2004
            • 7563

            #6
            Re: fruit sex

            Originally posted by Ally_Kat


            "The lemon, which from the drawing looks female, is obviously enjoying it with the greatest of pleasure."

            Is it me, or do these folks actually seem jealous of the lemon. LMAO.

            Actually, I wouldn't mind being that cherry gettin' some tongue. :p

            Funny as hell, thanks Ally.
            “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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            • Marilyn C.
              Roth Army Recruit
              • Aug 2004
              • 7

              #7
              Fruits having sex at a Catholic school? Naw never.

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              • bueno bob
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jul 2004
                • 22942

                #8
                Why not just drop some porn on the box cover?

                Probably sell even better
                Twistin' by the pool.

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                • LickMyCream
                  Groupie
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 81

                  #9
                  I would like the job of teaching those catholic girls by the kinetic learning method, that sex is a good thing.
                  http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attac...&postid=280283

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                  • bueno bob
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 22942

                    #10
                    hands-on approach?
                    Twistin' by the pool.

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                    • Viking
                      Veteran
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 1774

                      #11
                      Hey, I got my freak on and did my squaw with a cucumber once while she gave me a snarlin'.

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                      • FORD
                        ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                        • Jan 2004
                        • 58786

                        #12
                        FRUITS having sex on a candy wrapper?? Oh fuck, better amend the Constitution
                        Eat Us And Smile

                        Cenk For America 2024!!

                        Justice Democrats


                        "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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