English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator

[Ally_Kat]

http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html

woot!

[Rikk]

LOL!!!!!!!!!

Here's what I wrote:
"Sammy Hagar destroyed Van Halen. David Lee Roth was a brilliant frontman and the best entertainer in rock history. Without him, the band turned into a second-rate Journey, fronted by an idiot. Hopefully, the band will rectify this situation and reunite with him before they all grow old."

Here's the "translation":
"MAH HAGAR D3STROYAD VAN HAELN!!!1 OMG WTF DAVID LE ROTH WAS A BRILIANT FRONTMAN AND TEH BST ENT3RTANEER IN ROK HIS2RY!11!111 WTF WITHOUT HIM DA BAND TURNAD IN2 A S3COND-RAET JOURNEY FRONTED BY AN IDIOT!1111! WTF HOPEFULY TEH BAND WIL RACTIFY THIS SITUATION AND REUNIET WIT HIM BFORA TH3Y AL GROW OLD1!1!1 OMG WTF" :p

[bueno bob]

What I said:

In the beginning, Roth created Van Halen. He looked upon His creation and saw that it was good. For the next 11 years, he kicked their asses into shape, toured exhaustively, never rested, recorded some rock and roll history and kicked some serious fucking ass along the way.

Then came 1986 and Sammy Hagar. Sammy Hagar was then, and is now, one of the biggest retarded dolts to ever step foot on the planet Earth.

But Roth is patient. And vengeance is his, and he will hath his righteous vengeance upon those who would defile his name and the name of his creation. Hagar was cast into a burning lake of spam, which he wallowed in sheepishly for all of eternity. Amen.

What it translates to:

IN DA BGINNG ROTH CRAAETD VAN HAELN11111 LOL HE LOK3D UPON HIS CRAATION AND SAW TAHT IT WAS GOD11!!!!! LOL FOR TEH NEXT 1 YAARS HE KIKAD THERE ASES IN2 SHAEP 2URED EXHAUSTIEVLY N3V3R RESTED R3CORDAD SOM3 ROK AND ROL HIS2RY AND KIK3D SOME S3RIOUS FUKNG AS ALONG TEH WAY

THAN!!!1!! LOL CME 1986 AND MAH HAGAR11!111!1 LOL MAH HAGAR WAS TH3N AND IS NOW ONE OF DA BIG3ST RETARD3D DOLTS 2 EVER STEP FOT ON DA PLAENT 3ARTH

BUT!1!!!!! OMG WTF ROTH IS PATEINT!1!1111! OMG AND VENGEANCA IS HIS AND HA WIL HATH HIS RIGHTEOUS VENGEANC3 UPON THOS3 WHO WUD D3FIEL HIS NME AND TEH NM3 OF HIS CR3ATION!1!111 LOL HAGAR WAS CAST IN2 A BURNNG LAEK OF SPM WHICH HE WALOW3D IN SHEPISHLY FOR AL OF ETERNITY!1!!!1! OMG WTF LOL M3N1!!111! OMG WTF LOL

[bueno bob]

OMG! WTF?

[bueno bob]

LOL!!!1

[sambo]

Hahahaha

I typed

"Alex is a prick"

and it typed

"AELX IS A PRIK"

see even a 12 year old knows it....

[Rikk]

LOL!! OMG, Sambo? WTF!

[sambo]

Originally posted by Rikk
LOL!! OMG, Sambo? WTF!

Yeah I know, fckn hilarious...

[Dr. Love]

OH NOES!!!!!oneoneeleventysix!