News Flash: DAVE IS VAN HALEN!

[scottydabodi]

NEWS FLASH!: Dave IS VanHalen!!

No matter what the Bozo Brothers say... No matter what Ronald McHagar says, no matter what Mikey says-WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT MIKEY ANYWAYS?!? Dave embodies the SPIRIT, the wreckless abandon, the fine-tuned ass-kickingness(I know that's not a REAL WORD) of Classic Van Halen!! CVH, and Roth solo, is the kind of music that makes your parents wet their pants... It pisses off your neighbors, and scares your teachers into a perpetual state of dementia. It's the song "Panama" blaring out your convertable while the 3 hot dames in the backseat scream the words at the top of their lungs as you CAREEN WILDLY down MainStreet USA with a Full Blown ARMY of cops chasing you straight to FUCKING HELL!!! It's the tunes that makes panties wet, and old-folks cry!! It's the videos that gave your mom a coronary, and your dad a BONER. It's the music of the ultimate "FUCK YOU" to all the Goddamn pussy-asses that MAKE ME FUCKIN PUKE!! It's Red-Hot, Red-Blooded, Good-Old Fashioned, BAD ASS AMERICAN HEDONISM IN A CAN, MOTHERFUCKER!!! And if Ed, Alex, Mikey, and Sam can't hang, then FUCK THEM WITH A CACTUS, cuz Dave can hang... Shit, DAVE invented it! Dave's done more for the Bozo Brothers than anyone, and how do they repay him?? They tool him out of his HARD-EARNED $$ in the royalties... they talk shit about him EVERYTIME they are within a 10 yard radius of a microphone... they hire Hagar to sing for them??--SHIT... They try to DISCREDIT DAVE's efforts as leader of CVH... They refuse to play CVH material LIVE... THEY SHOULD BE KISSING DAVE'S ASS EVERY FUCKIN' DAY OF THEIR LOUSY LIVES FOR WHAT HE'S DONE!!!! Dave took them from mediocre garage band with a good guitarist, to international superstars with a MONSTER guitarist!! Dave pushed Ed to be the best, then he pushed some more. Dave saw the potential, and PRESSED it. Kept pressing it... "It's not that I did so Goddamn much, it's just that they did so Goddamn little..." I think that sums it all up, then, right? So as Russ Dwarf says: "KEEP THE SPIRIT ALIVE!!"

Dave or the FUCKING Grave, douchebag!! Somebody give me a shot....

[Dan]

Amen to that ,Roth on Scottydabodi.

[Matt White]

One SHOT, Comin' UP!!!!
Lay down the law Bro! Let those fucker know:

Its DAVE OR THE GRAVE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

And, That Is WHAT I'm Talkin' 'BOUT!!!

[Rikk]

FUCK YES. Roth on, Scotty! That got me all worked up! It's sad, because every bad review I read of this shit tour makes me happy...but a small part of me inside is also sad because it means those fucking Dutchmen are happy to keep dragging that band's name through shit.

And to think, the only way for Dave to win with them is for them to benefit from it too! I actually would like Alex to be kicked out and the band to tour with Carmine Appice or something.

[scottydabodi]

Carmine would be fine, but Dave would only tour with the real deal Van Halen lineup... which speaks VOLUMES about his character, his class, and his desire to give the fans what they want: A full-blown reunion. This new tour is just a fucking BAD JOKE... a bad joke played on us, the fans. VanHagar just makes me PUKE.

[Matt White]

Originally posted by Rikk
I actually would like Alex to be kicked out and the band to tour with Carmine Appice or something.

Personally, I would like to see AVH get kicked in the teeth by a fuckin' mule!!!!!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by scottydabodi
Carmine would be fine, but Dave would only tour with the real deal Van Halen lineup... which speaks VOLUMES about his character, his class, and his desire to give the fans what they want: A full-blown reunion. This new tour is just a fucking BAD JOKE... a bad joke played on us, the fans. VanHagar just makes me PUKE.

Me too. It's fucking disgusting. I have yet to speak to anyone that has gone on this tour (at least outside of forums), and I don't want anyone to buy into this farce. We didn't sit waiting years for Dave to come back only for Sammy to step up to the plate and sing Journey songs again.

The thing is, Alex is really the guilty party here. He's the one that hates Dave so much. He's the one that's prevented Van Halen from ever getting back together. And what I really want is for him to actually feel what it's like to be left out of this band. Dave and Eddie made that band. Alex was the fucking drummer. He was a good drummer, but still a drummer nonetheless and he's no John Bonham or Mitch Mitchell anyway. So, for him to sit there and act like it should be his baby makes me sick.

Let him get thrown out and let the others make millions without him. Not many people would give a shit if he isn't there. I think even Mikey is more important because of the distinctive Van Halen vocal sound. So, let Dave, Eddie and Mikey tour with a great drummer...Dave Grohl or somebody. And let Alex fuck off and stay home. I really hate that guy.

[bueno bob]

I've actually brought up the possibility of having Van Halen tour sans Alex...something like Dave, Eddie, Mike and Ray Luzier...it wasn't met with unkind responses, but truth be told, I'd like all 4 of them onstage.

If it can't happen, though, fuck it, bring in Ray. Why the hell not? Like the sheep say, 3 of the original 4 is STILL Van Halen! Or, "As long as it's Eddie, it's VAN HALEN!"

Why the hell not?

[scottydabodi]

Ray Luzier is THE choice... he'd rule! I'm not so sure that Grohl could play "Hot for Teacher"... he has no double bass chops. I hate Alex too, but it wouldn't happen without him...

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by scottydabodi
NEWS FLASH!: Dave IS VanHalen!!

No matter what the Bozo Brothers say... No matter what Ronald McHagar says, no matter what Mikey says-WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT MIKEY ANYWAYS?!? Dave embodies the SPIRIT, the wreckless abandon, the fine-tuned ass-kickingness(I know that's not a REAL WORD) of Classic Van Halen!! CVH, and Roth solo, is the kind of music that makes your parents wet their pants... It pisses off your neighbors, and scares your teachers into a perpetual state of dementia. It's the song "Panama" blaring out your convertable while the 3 hot dames in the backseat scream the words at the top of their lungs as you CAREEN WILDLY down MainStreet USA with a Full Blown ARMY of cops chasing you straight to FUCKING HELL!!! It's the tunes that makes panties wet, and old-folks cry!! It's the videos that gave your mom a coronary, and your dad a BONER. It's the music of the ultimate "FUCK YOU" to all the Goddamn pussy-asses that MAKE ME FUCKIN PUKE!! It's Red-Hot, Red-Blooded, Good-Old Fashioned, BAD ASS AMERICAN HEDONISM IN A CAN, MOTHERFUCKER!!! And if Ed,Alex, Mikey, and Sam can't hang, then FUCK THEM WITH A CACTUS, cuz Dave can hang... Shit, DAVE invented it! Dave's done more for the Bozo Brothers than anyone, and how do they repay him?? They tool him out of his HARD-EARNED $$ in the royalties... they talk shit about him EVERYTIME they are within a 10 yard radius of a microphone... they hire Hagar to sing for them??--SHIT... They try to DISCREDIT DAVE's efforts as leader of CVH... They refuse to play CVH material LIVE... THEY SHOULD BE KISSING DAVE'S ASS EVERY FUCKIN' DAY OF THEIR LOUSY LIVES FOR WHAT HE'S DONE!!!! Dave took them from mediocre garage band with a good guitarist, to international superstars with a MONSTER guitarist!! Dave pushed Ed to be the best, then he pushed some more. Dave saw the potential, and PRESSED it. Kept pressing it... "It's not that I did so Goddamn much, it's just that they did so Goddamn little..." I think that sums it all up, then, right? So as Russ Dwarf says: "KEEP THE SPIRIT ALIVE!!"

Dave or the FUCKING Grave, douchebag!! Somebody give me a shot....

Like a lightening bolt in my cheerios this mornin!! :cool:

[Bill Lumbergh]

If you look back at some of my older posts(and who wouldnt wnat to do THAT :D ) , I've been saying forever that I wouldnt mind seeing a Dave and Ed album. Fuck Alexis and the fat fucking bass player.

[scottydabodi]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
Like a lightening bolt in my cheerios this mornin!! :cool:

Like I said before: I aim to please! :-)
PS- I got Raisin Bran...

[Diamondjimi]

Originally posted by scottydabodi
NEWS FLASH!: Dave IS VanHalen!!

No matter what the Bozo Brothers say... No matter what Ronald McHagar says, no matter what Mikey says-WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT MIKEY ANYWAYS?!? Dave embodies the SPIRIT, the wreckless abandon, the fine-tuned ass-kickingness(I know that's not a REAL WORD) of Classic Van Halen!! CVH, and Roth solo, is the kind of music that makes your parents wet their pants... It pisses off your neighbors, and scares your teachers into a perpetual state of dementia. It's the song "Panama" blaring out your convertable while the 3 hot dames in the backseat scream the words at the top of their lungs as you CAREEN WILDLY down MainStreet USA with a Full Blown ARMY of cops chasing you straight to FUCKING HELL!!! It's the tunes that makes panties wet, and old-folks cry!! It's the videos that gave your mom a coronary, and your dad a BONER. It's the music of the ultimate "FUCK YOU" to all the Goddamn pussy-asses that MAKE ME FUCKIN PUKE!! It's Red-Hot, Red-Blooded, Good-Old Fashioned, BAD ASS AMERICAN HEDONISM IN A CAN, MOTHERFUCKER!!! And if Ed, Alex, Mikey, and Sam can't hang, then FUCK THEM WITH A CACTUS, cuz Dave can hang... Shit, DAVE invented it! Dave's done more for the Bozo Brothers than anyone, and how do they repay him?? They tool him out of his HARD-EARNED $$ in the royalties... they talk shit about him EVERYTIME they are within a 10 yard radius of a microphone... they hire Hagar to sing for them??--SHIT... They try to DISCREDIT DAVE's efforts as leader of CVH... They refuse to play CVH material LIVE... THEY SHOULD BE KISSING DAVE'S ASS EVERY FUCKIN' DAY OF THEIR LOUSY LIVES FOR WHAT HE'S DONE!!!! Dave took them from mediocre garage band with a good guitarist, to international superstars with a MONSTER guitarist!! Dave pushed Ed to be the best, then he pushed some more. Dave saw the potential, and PRESSED it. Kept pressing it... "It's not that I did so Goddamn much, it's just that they did so Goddamn little..." I think that sums it all up, then, right? So as Russ Dwarf says: "KEEP THE SPIRIT ALIVE!!"

Dave or the FUCKING Grave, douchebag!! Somebody give me a shot....

Excellent rant Bro .!!!
The sisters have no fuckin clue . Do they realise that if they want to get back on top they'll have to follow the Aerosmith comeback trail.
No not with cheesy ballads but with detox and councilling.
The sisters are definitely delusional and totally disfunctional individuals.
Aerosmith fans spoke out 20 years ago and they listened and got their shit together . These two dumbasses better wake up before it's too late .

Their window is closing !!!

[scottydabodi]

Funny you should mention Aerosmith, cuz when DLR announced his departure in '85, one of my friends recommended Steven Tyler as DLR's replacement in VH... Of course he was drunk when he said it, but at that time, Aerosmith was disfunctional, and I suppose it makes more sense than Hagar... Although I don't picture Tyler as a big VH fan...

[Golden AWe]

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[Mr Grimsdale]

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[Golden AWe]

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[Golden AWe]

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[flappo]

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[flappo]

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[Mr Grimsdale]

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[flappo]

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[Mr Grimsdale]

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[scottydabodi]

This thread went from cool to crap in mere SECONDS...

[dave_is_vh]

The sad truth is Ed and Al don't give a shit about the fans. Never have, never will. That's about all you need to know to explain everything that has happened since 1986.

[scottydabodi]

Ed, Al, and Mikey are solely responsible for the travesty that has been done to the VH legacy... They have NO RESPECT for us(their fans), Dave(their leader), or the music(their bread and butter). I can't think of a bunch of more disrespectful shitheads. They drag their name through the shit, bringing it to the lowest of lows, then rave about how successful they are... I think they believe their own B.S., and could give a fuck what the fans really think... let alone the guy that put them in the spotlight-DLR. Van Halen is dead, and the ONLY guy that can resurrect it is Dr. David Lee Roth!! Calling Dr. Roth, calling Dr. Roth, dead rock band in Emergency!! Needs reviving!!

[Halen High]

Originally posted by Rikk
Me too. It's fucking disgusting. I have yet to speak to anyone that has gone on this tour (at least outside of forums), and I don't want anyone to buy into this farce. We didn't sit waiting years for Dave to come back only for Sammy to step up to the plate and sing Journey songs again.

The thing is, Alex is really the guilty party here. He's the one that hates Dave so much. He's the one that's prevented Van Halen from ever getting back together. And what I really want is for him to actually feel what it's like to be left out of this band. Dave and Eddie made that band. Alex was the fucking drummer. He was a good drummer, but still a drummer nonetheless and he's no John Bonham or Mitch Mitchell anyway. So, for him to sit there and act like it should be his baby makes me sick.

Let him get thrown out and let the others make millions without him. Not many people would give a shit if he isn't there. I think even Mikey is more important because of the distinctive Van Halen vocal sound. So, let Dave, Eddie and Mikey tour with a great drummer...Dave Grohl or somebody. And let Alex fuck off and stay home. I really hate that guy.

I think Alex is very much aware of his limitations. His insecurities about Dave are approaching Sammy proportions. You can hear it in his interviews with his constant playing down of Dave's contributions. We've all seen Alex's contributions to VH's product packaging and marketing, and the band's once colouful and interesting public image without Dave to guide him. He lacks Dave's imagination and is a key factor into turning them into Bland Halen.

[Halen High]

Originally posted by scottydabodi
NEWS FLASH!: Dave IS VanHalen!!

No matter what the Bozo Brothers say... No matter what Ronald McHagar says, no matter what Mikey says-WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT MIKEY ANYWAYS?!? Dave embodies the SPIRIT, the wreckless abandon, the fine-tuned ass-kickingness(I know that's not a REAL WORD) of Classic Van Halen!! CVH, and Roth solo, is the kind of music that makes your parents wet their pants... It pisses off your neighbors, and scares your teachers into a perpetual state of dementia. It's the song "Panama" blaring out your convertable while the 3 hot dames in the backseat scream the words at the top of their lungs as you CAREEN WILDLY down MainStreet USA with a Full Blown ARMY of cops chasing you straight to FUCKING HELL!!! It's the tunes that makes panties wet, and old-folks cry!! It's the videos that gave your mom a coronary, and your dad a BONER. It's the music of the ultimate "FUCK YOU" to all the Goddamn pussy-asses that MAKE ME FUCKIN PUKE!! It's Red-Hot, Red-Blooded, Good-Old Fashioned, BAD ASS AMERICAN HEDONISM IN A CAN, MOTHERFUCKER!!! And if Ed, Alex, Mikey, and Sam can't hang, then FUCK THEM WITH A CACTUS, cuz Dave can hang... Shit, DAVE invented it! Dave's done more for the Bozo Brothers than anyone, and how do they repay him?? They tool him out of his HARD-EARNED $$ in the royalties... they talk shit about him EVERYTIME they are within a 10 yard radius of a microphone... they hire Hagar to sing for them??--SHIT... They try to DISCREDIT DAVE's efforts as leader of CVH... They refuse to play CVH material LIVE... THEY SHOULD BE KISSING DAVE'S ASS EVERY FUCKIN' DAY OF THEIR LOUSY LIVES FOR WHAT HE'S DONE!!!! Dave took them from mediocre garage band with a good guitarist, to international superstars with a MONSTER guitarist!! Dave pushed Ed to be the best, then he pushed some more. Dave saw the potential, and PRESSED it. Kept pressing it... "It's not that I did so Goddamn much, it's just that they did so Goddamn little..." I think that sums it all up, then, right? So as Russ Dwarf says: "KEEP THE SPIRIT ALIVE!!"

Dave or the FUCKING Grave, douchebag!! Somebody give me a shot....

Great post!

[Diamondjimi]

Hey Flappo ,your avatar fuckin rocks !!!

[scottydabodi]

I personally recommend checking out Cato's avatar... very good!!

[Diamondjimi]

Nice.....she looks like Nichole Brown Simpson.

[scottydabodi]

You've got a killer Avatar too. Watching Dave punch Sam in the face is fucking awesome... I'd like to see Dave just flip out and deck Sam one day. After all the bullshit Hagar has said about DLR, it'd serve him right!! Dave smackin Alex would be a grand sight to see too!!!

[scottydabodi]

Originally posted by diamondjimi
Nice.....she looks like Nichole Brown Simpson.

Yeah, but with a head....

[Diamondjimi]

Originally posted by scottydabodi
You've got a killer Avatar too. Watching Dave punch Sam in the face is fucking awesome... I'd like to see Dave just flip out and deck Sam one day. After all the bullshit Hagar has said about DLR, it'd serve him right!! Dave smackin Alex would be a grand sight to see too!!!
Here's one for ya ... I'm not sure if it will work but here it is.

[scottydabodi]

Y'know, with the VanHasBeen tour flopping left and right, I must say that there IS light at the end of a dismal tunnel: all the new Dave live shows!!! Armed with the GREATEST set list EVER, there's talk of Dave is taking his 6pack of whoop ass on the road in 2005, and letting the people see FIRST HAND the REAL DEAL!! I KNOW that Ed's teeth are grinding, and Alex's head is spinning as they know DAVE will hit the stage in a rage with massive balls-out CVH, and KILLER solo cuts!! Serves Ed, and Alex right, those lying, cheating, stealing bastards...

[Golden AWe]

feed the beast