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  • Ally_Kat
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 7608

    election day fun

    You Are a Religious Republican



    You make up the conservative, Christian, dedicated core of the Republican Party.

    You believe it's important for religious people to stand up for their beliefs in politics.

    And for you, this means voting your conscience - which almost always means voting Republican.

    Your pet causes include the sanctity of life, school vouchers, and prayer in school.

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    Odd, i didn't think myself that religious in my politics
    Roth Army Militia
  • Ally_Kat
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 7608

    #2


    You Have Sex Like a Republican!

    You aren't so sure about all these new trendy sex practices.

    Bisexuality, polyamoury, furries, squishing bugs - yuck!

    You prefer your sex to be old fashioned - with standards.

    Don't forgetthough ... Republicans CAN be kinky.

    Think Dick Morris and his toe sucking fetish





    haha!
    Roth Army Militia

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    • diamond den™

      #3
      How aboot this.....

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      • diamondsgirl
        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
        • Apr 2004
        • 7550

        #4
        sing along with the Coop:




        Top rank cut of meat, I'm your choice
        I want to be elected
        A yankee doodle dandy in a gold rolls royce
        I want to be elected
        Kids want a savior, they don't need a fake
        I want to be elected
        We're all gonna rock to the rules that I make
        I want to be elected
        Elected, elected, elected, woah
        I want to be elected for the United States Of America
        "Wait here Mr. and Mrs. America, I want you to see
        the candidate who will take the country by storm."
        I never lied to you, I've always been cool
        I want to be elected
        I taught you how to vote, and I told you 'bout school
        I want to be elected
        Elected, elected, hallelujah, woah
        I want to be elected for the United States Of America
        We're gonna win this one, take the country by storm
        We're gonna be elected
        You and me together young and strong
        We're gonna be elected
        Elected, elected
        Respected, selected, call-collected
        I want to be elected
        If I'm elected I'm gonna support a new party
        A third party, a world party
        So be my punks from the west of the Bronx
        New York, Detroit, Chicago, Los Angeles, every fucking person
        And personally I don't care

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