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  • ODShowtime
    ROCKSTAR

    • Jun 2004
    • 5812

    The Monkeys Have Assumed Control

    Monkeys at Hindu Temple Attack Children



    Wed Nov 3, 2:44 PM ET Strange News - AP
    By WASBIR HUSSAIN, Associated Press Writer


    GAUHATI, India - Monkeys lurking at an ancient Hindu temple in India's northeast have attacked up to 300 children over three weeks, temple officials said Tuesday.

    "They hide in trees and swoop on unsuspecting children loitering about in the temple premises or walking by, clawing them and even sucking a bit of blood," Bani Kumar Sharma, a priest at the Kamakhya temple in Assam state, told The Associated Press. The temple, one of the most famous in India, is located in Gauhati, Assam's capital.

    "I was returning home from school when a monkey suddenly pounced on me, scratched my head and hand and pushed me to the ground," said Jolly Sharma, a 6-year-old girl.

    At least 2,000 rhesus monkeys roam in and around the temple, but none had shown aggressive behavior in the past, the priest said.

    Monkeys are often found in tens of thousands of temples across India. They are seen as a symbol of Hanuman, the mythical monkey god, and devotees visiting temples often feed them. While occasional attacks by monkeys are not uncommon at temples, the sudden surge in attacks at the Gauhati temple has experts perplexed.



    Some say the Gauhati monkeys may be turning violent because of shrinking living spaces, or because animals once kept as pets might not have been able to adjust to new lives around the temple.

    "The loss of habitat due to increased human settlement in the hills around the temple and the release of monkeys kept confined at home ... could be among the reasons for some of the monkeys behaving in a weird manner," said Narayan Mahanta, a wildlife official in Gauhati.

    Three monkeys were randomly tranquilized by wildlife officials over the weekend and have been taken to the Gauhati Zoo where they will be examined in search of clues to explain the changing behavior, Mahanta said.

    In other primate attack related news, today the U.S. re-elected George W. Bush for his second term as president.






    The monkeys are taking over!!!!!
    gnaw on it
  • ODShowtime
    ROCKSTAR

    • Jun 2004
    • 5812

    #2
    Come on people! I didn't go and find those cool monkey pics just to get this spammed off the first page by a bunch a retards.
    gnaw on it

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    • FORD
      ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

      • Jan 2004
      • 58754

      #3


      It's not the right time to be sober
      now the idiots have taken over
      spreading like a social cancer, is there an answer?

      Mensa membership exceeding
      tell me why and how are all the stupid people breeding
      Watson, it's really elementary
      the industrial revolution
      has flipped the switch on evolution
      the benevolent and wise are being thwarted, ostracized, what a bummer
      the world keeps getting dumber
      insensitivity is standard and faith is being fancied over reason

      darwin's rollin over in his coffin
      the fittest are surviving much less often
      now everything seems to be reversing, and it's worsening
      someone flopped a steamer in the gene pool
      now angry mob mentality's no longer the exception, it's the rule
      and I'm startin to feel a lot like Charlton Heston
      stranded on a primate planet
      apes and orangutans that ran it to the ground

      with generals and the armies that obeyed them
      followers following fables
      philosophies that enable them to rule without regard

      there's no point for democracy when ignorance is celebrated
      political scientists get the same one vote as some Arkansas inbred
      majority rule, don't work in mental institutions
      sometimes the smallest softest voice carries the grand biggest solutions

      what are we left with?
      a nation of god-fearing pregnant nationalists
      who feel it's their duty to populate the homeland
      pass on traditions
      how to get ahead religions
      And prosperity via simpleton culture

      the idiots are takin over
      Eat Us And Smile

      Cenk For America 2024!!

      Justice Democrats


      "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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      • ODShowtime
        ROCKSTAR

        • Jun 2004
        • 5812

        #4
        What else is there to do except make fun of half of our country? That's the only logical action left.


        Logic! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

        oh oops. I didn't mean to do that out loud...
        gnaw on it

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        • Nickdfresh
          SUPER MODERATOR

          • Oct 2004
          • 49136

          #5
          Why are you guys dissing monkeys-with that comparison?

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          • ODShowtime
            ROCKSTAR

            • Jun 2004
            • 5812

            #6
            I just wanted to warn everyone that the monkeys have taken over.
            gnaw on it

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