Sammy Speaks!!

[ScottToronto]

Us Sheep told you all the rumours were bullshit!!!, he never said they were breaking up and their not!!!!!

Morons, bafoons, flaming Roth worshippers!!!, now put that in your asshttp://www.redrocker.com/index1.html (http://www.redrocker.com)

[Bad Muthafucker]

fuck you. die.

[Don Corleone]

Just like he "wasn't re-joining Van Halen" back in December.

This ain't nothing but a piss poor attempt at damage limitation by that Red Retard.

[Rikk]

Exactly, Don.

I'm getting fucking tired of this Scott Toronto idiot. Once again, I think Al Neri and Rocko should take this moron for a...fishing trip on the lake in Nevada.

[Bad Muthafucker]

i hear lake tahoe IS good for fishing this time of year! especially when you say a hail mary as you cast your line out.

[Matt White]

Originally posted by ScottToronto
Us Sheep told you all the rumours were bullshit!!!, he never said they were breaking up and their not!!!!!

Morons, bafoons, flaming Roth worshippers!!!, now put that in your asshttp://www.redrocker.com/index1.html (http://www.redrocker.com)

ScottToronto, WAKE the FUCK up!

[Matt White]

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[bueno bob]

Originally posted by ScottToronto
Us Sheep told you all the rumours were bullshit!!!, he never said they were breaking up and their not!!!!!

Morons, bafoons, flaming Roth worshippers!!!, now put that in your asshttp://www.redrocker.com/index1.html (http://www.redrocker.com)

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by ScottToronto
Us Sheep told you all the rumours were bullshit!!!, he never said they were breaking up and their not!!!!!

Morons, bafoons, flaming Roth worshippers!!!, now put that in your asshttp://www.redrocker.com/index1.html (http://www.redrocker.com)

Hey Scott,

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by ScottToronto
Us Sheep live for fudge packing!!!!!

Morons, bafoons, flaming Spam worshippers!!! That's us!!! Now put something in my ass!http://www.redrocker.com/index1.html (http://www.redrocker.com)

[bueno bob]

TA DA!

Scott Toronto is....

[VHII]

no one likes a hagar fan

[Nickdfresh]

http://www.redrocker.com/index1.htmlhttp://www.redrocker.com/index1.html (http://)

This was also on Sammy's site:

Message from Sammy
"What can I say? You guys are an unbelievable bunch of fucking tools for buying my albums Especially you Scott in Toronto-You're my bitch. I expect another blowjob backstage Scotty, just like last time you silly goose.
Each year, you make it better.
Each year, I try to keep up by making my ass bigger.
I can't believe it - Kenny Chesney - three hours and 40 minutes onstage. Oh my G-d. Never in my career has "Eagles Fly" sucked like that. Never. And I've sucked a lot in my time.
Jerry Cantrell is now the official King Wabo Rat with Steve (Harwell) from Smash Mouth running a close second. I love Smash Mouth because those guys are a bunch of talentless suck-asses that make me look good! And their fat lead singer makes me look slimmer along with wearing red hospital scrubs.
Chad Kroeger - what a voice. What the fuck are you doing here? Aren't you ashamed to be assciated with me? Have you no shame man?
Mikey. What can I say? Your such a squeaky, pudgy little asshole.
My Waboritas - Mona, Vic, Bro - how awesome to play with you again. Especially after having to endure those two drunken Dutch pricks. God I fucken' hate them!
Thank you Billy Duffy. You rock "Rock Candy." I promise not to tell anyone that you played guitar in The Cult lest anyone feel sorry for you for having to hang around me now. My, how the mighty have fallen!
Silvertide - you tore it up. I like how the audience booed your lame asses off stage. Decreasing audience expectations makes us look better.
Uncrowned - good luck to you guys. If I don't ruin your music career, nothing will.
What a really gay time.
Guess I gotta build a giant roach hotel for all you guys - this sleeping on the sidewalk
- I dunno. How crazy is it when there's as many outside as there are inside? I keep tripping over you fags when I stumble out of my club in the morning hung over from all those waboritas.
Some call that success but man, it breaks my heart. If this is all there is to life, I should just end it here!
There are solutions in store.
We're workin' on it. Quitting Van Halen might be a start and getting Dave back would improve things dramatically.

Like I said the night of my birthday - I don't feel one day older. In my whole career I've never sang for over two hours a night, six nights in a row ...and doubt if I'll ever do it again, because everyone left and told me to 'get the fuck off the stage you bloated dick.' But man oh man, was that a party or what?

New Year's Eve plans are in the works.

I hope everyone enjoyed the "tix prices" ...as long as the Cabo Wabo keeps flowing the way it is, the party down Baja way will always be free.
The tequila made us do it. Unlike on the current Van Halen tour where I am embarrassed that we rape our fans with outragious tix prices to see a bunch of tools delivering sub par, vanilla, watered down, Lover Boyish rock so poorly, we are beginning to turn into caricatures, no a hollow version, of our former selves. I hate that prick Eddie. That skinny, alcoholic, one-hipped cocksucker keeps drinking all of my fucking tequila.

If I don't see you in Cabo, I'll see you in Tahoe. Or more likely I'll see you never because real fans prefer to stay home and listen to their real Van Halen albums featuring Diamond Dave."


;)

[Nickdfresh]

If you read Sammy's real comments on the site, you'll find nowhere does he mention the sisters. Obviously there is some bad blood between Sammy and the Eddie, and it is clear that once this lame tour ends, so does Van Hagar....Unless they continue to play togethor just spite us!

[thepunisher]

It looks like Sammy needs a bra in this pic. And his nipples are hard. He could make a few bucks competing in amateur wet t-shirt night from the looks of it.

[Thetruthbaby]

Like I said a couple of weeks ago, it wouldn't surprise me at all if these clowns declare (again) their love for each other and record and tour again. But have no fear my Roth brothers-- if you think this current tour's embarrasing number of small turnouts was bad wait until the next time these fools attempt to tour. Same with the album. The response to new material from VHagar will be nothing. The album will go gold. Certified gold to be exact (I doubt they'll even hit 500,000 units of actual sales). VHagar will be like all of those sad heavyweights in boxing who don't know when to hang it up and are forced into retirement. And if they think they'll get $750,000 per show like on this current tour they're on crack. Too many promoters have taken a bath on this "Titanic" extravaganza to be fooled again. This whole notion of going forward is just a colossal train wreck waiting to happen. Sit back, order some pizza, crack open a beer and enjoy the comedy. Mark my words if they try and record/tour again----IT WILL FAIL WORSE THAN WHAT THEY'VE ALREADY DONE.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by thepunisher
It looks like Sammy needs a bra in this pic. And his nipples are hard. He could make a few bucks competing in amateur wet t-shirt night from the looks of it.

LOL- Sammy provides much good fodder for comedy on his site! Shameless fucking tequila salesman!

[thepunisher]

I would have to kick the ass of the bearer of that shirt.

[Nickdfresh]

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[Nitro Express]

That shirt looks like the top to a set of kids pajamas. What kind of fucking adult would wear that thing?

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Nitro Express
That shirt looks like the top to a set of kids pajamas. What kind of fucking adult would wear that thing?

Sammy Hagar?

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by bad_muthafucker
fuck you. die.

That's incredibly concise and worthy of praise.

How else can you summarize
scottfuckingtoronto or whatever
he calls himself's worldwide sentiment?

My guess is he's probably some mal-nourished, prozak-chewing, homosexual predator
that chews on his own kneecaps.

That's right, I'm betting he like fully stalks his knees because of all the boo-boos
and rug burns that probably
drive him loopy while he's trying to post.

Anyway, beautiful post bad_muthafucker.

[tjvhou812]

thats when push comes to shove

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
thats when push comes to shove

It was just writing....
'sup tj?

[BIG GOOSE]

Originally posted by thepunisher
I would have to kick the ass of the bearer of that shirt.

5 to you for that incisive comment.:D

[Nickdfresh]

ScottToronto makes me feel depressed:

[Panamark]

Originally posted by ScottToronto
Us Sheep told you all the rumours were bullshit!!!, he never said they were breaking up and their not!!!!!

Morons, bafoons, flaming Roth worshippers!!!, now put that in your asshttp://www.redrocker.com/index1.html (http://www.redrocker.com)

You simple, congenital, imbecile.

Did you even listen to Hagar's radio interview last week ??

So which load of shit do you believe ?? This weeks or
last weeks ??

Total contradictions.

If you believe this weeks, then either way, you have to
concede Sammy speaks absolute crap.

Its true, Sammy's fans really are as simple as his music.

[generalroth]

Originally posted by ScottToronto
Us Sheep told you all the rumours were bullshit!!!, he never said they were breaking up and their not!!!!!

Morons, bafoons, flaming Roth worshippers!!!, now put that in your asshttp://www.redrocker.com/index1.html (http://www.redrocker.com)


Dude- Why do you like Sammy so much?....he is not a good fit for Van Halen ...never was and never will be. Without Roth ...Van Halen is nothing..please come to your senses. Or I will be forced to send troops to your house and burn all of your music up!...the General has spoken!!!

[Coyote]

Sammy speaks? When did he learn to do that? :hitch:

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Sammy Hagar?

beat me in that, bastard :D

[nosuchluck]

Originally posted by ScottToronto
Us Sheep told you all the rumours were bullshit!!!, he never said they were breaking up and their not!!!!!

Morons, bafoons, flaming Roth worshippers!!!, now put that in your asshttp://www.redrocker.com/index1.html (http://www.redrocker.com)

brilliant!! u started ur post by calling urself a 'Sheep'!
you rule!:rolleyes:

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by nosuchluck
brilliant!! u started ur post by calling urself a 'Sheep'!
you rule!:rolleyes:

somebody knows his place here... :D

[Bad Muthafucker]

Originally posted by rustoffa
That's incredibly concise and worthy of praise.

How else can you summarize
scottfuckingtoronto or whatever
he calls himself's worldwide sentiment?

My guess is he's probably some mal-nourished, prozak-chewing, homosexual predator
that chews on his own kneecaps.

That's right, I'm betting he like fully stalks his knees because of all the boo-boos
and rug burns that probably
drive him loopy while he's trying to post.

Anyway, beautiful post bad_muthafucker.

LOL! thanks. anyway, what can i say? it was truly the first thing that came to mind. and i wasn't going to waste a whole lot of time typing an entire paragraph of a response to that asshole.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by bad_muthafucker
i hear lake tahoe IS good for fishing this time of year! especially when you say a hail mary as you cast your line out.

I think that idiot Scott Toronto will soon be renamed Scott Fredo. Someone's gonna kill that brother...

[ULTRAMAN VH]

Who really gives a shit about what Van Hagar is doing or what their future holds. The Bore tour was weak and the new tunes got airplay for about a week. A new album and tour from these clowns would be rediculous. And if it did happen, so what!! True Dlr era fans will not give it the time of day. Poor CD and ticket sales proved this. As a die hard classic VH fan, I have moved on. I have been waiting for twenty years for the original line up and have had enough. I have some live bootlegs and the 1st six to carry on with. The sisters and the fat bass player have made it crystal clear that a DLR reunion just isn't in the cards. And with Eddie's lagging health I am not sure I would want to see them back together at this time. 96 was perfect for a reunion but the sisters set up DLR for a big fall. If Roth comes to my town I will definitly go see him, but Van Hagar can kiss my ass.

[edvanheineken]

Baaaaaah. Oh, shut up! Did you listen to the interview? Hagar is a flip-floper. It was obvious from the interview that SH is an unhappy MOFU. Why fuckin' deny it?