You might be a LIBERAL If...

[DaveIsKing]

You might be a liberal if . . .

You think that consenting adults can engage freely in every activity except capitalism.

You named your children Moonglow and Arizona.

You think the really alarming violence takes place outside the abortion clinic.

You’ve ever referred to the “root cause” of something.

You pray to “The Woman Upstairs.”

You think we never gave peace a chance.

You had to be told that “Manhattan,” “menopause” and “boycott” were not sexist words

You begin sentences with the words “I feel.”

Your driver’s license has a hyphen because for you one last name just isn’t enough.

You don’t think “All in the Family” is a very funny program, but watch it anyway because Meathead makes a lot of sense.

You think OJ is out looking for the real killers.

You think Julia Sugarbaker is an astute social commentator.

You think it takes a village.

You think that the words “to promote the general welfare” in the Constitution mean to promote welfare generally.

You think that, even though more people voted against him than for him in both the 1992 and the 1996 presidential elections, Bill Clinton had a mandate.

You think that conservatives, like preservatives, ought to be federally regulated.

You ever wore earth shoes.

You have ever wondered out loud, “Why can’t we all just get along?”

You think the New York Times prints all the news that’s fit.

You think that Rush Limbaugh is just an entertainer.

You spent Columbus Day reading Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee.

You reach the limits of your talent and then complain that you ran into a glass ceiling.

You wear more ribbons on your lapel than in your hair.

You think that the really dangerous McCarthy was Joe, not Eugene.

You blame the Unabomber’s parents.

You fail to see the connection between Lenin and Lennon.

You have ever agreed with Martin Sheen or Barbra Streisand.

[Jesus Christ]

Judge not lest ye be judged -

From the true founder of Liberalism, ME!

[DaveIsKing]

So, you and Satan are on the same side.

[Jesus Christ]

Satan is a neoconservative. For it is the Devil who created selfishness and greed, which is the basis of all neoconservative thought.

[Snow Ho]

Originally posted by Jesus Christ
Judge not lest ye be judged -

what is that supposed to mean anyway?

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by DaveIsKing
So, you and Satan are on the same side.

Satan...also known as "Lucifer"...also known as "Morning Star" - translating into "Light Bringer", roughly...original position in Heaven? Bring mankind closer to God by testing his virtue and putting him through tribulations.

Now, riddle me this:

Don't you think Satan STILL works for God in an abject sense?

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Jesus Christ
Satan is a neoconservative. For it is the Devil who created selfishness and greed, which is the basis of all neoconservative thought.

I thought you created everything.

Contradiction?

[Jesus Christ]

Originally posted by Snow Ho
what is that supposed to mean anyway?

Matthew 7
1 Judge not, that ye be not judged.
2 For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.
3 And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
4 Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye?
5 Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.
6 Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you.
7 Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you:
8 For every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Snow Ho
what is that supposed to mean anyway?

It means "He who is without sin among you, let him cast the first stone."

In a nutshell.

[DaveIsKing]

In a nutshell...it's bullshit.

[Jesus Christ]

Originally posted by bueno bob
I thought you created everything.

Contradiction?

Dad and I did not create sins. These were given unto man from the Devil, who roameth around like a lion, seeking whom he may devour with sin and evil.

[bueno bob]

Re: You might be a LIBERAL If...

Originally posted by DaveIsKing
You might be a liberal if . . .

You think that consenting adults can engage freely in every activity except capitalism.

You named your children Moonglow and Arizona.

You think the really alarming violence takes place outside the abortion clinic.

You’ve ever referred to the “root cause” of something.

You pray to “The Woman Upstairs.”

You think we never gave peace a chance.

You had to be told that “Manhattan,” “menopause” and “boycott” were not sexist words

You begin sentences with the words “I feel.”

Your driver’s license has a hyphen because for you one last name just isn’t enough.

You don’t think “All in the Family” is a very funny program, but watch it anyway because Meathead makes a lot of sense.

You think OJ is out looking for the real killers.

You think Julia Sugarbaker is an astute social commentator.

You think it takes a village.

You think that the words “to promote the general welfare” in the Constitution mean to promote welfare generally.

You think that, even though more people voted against him than for him in both the 1992 and the 1996 presidential elections, Bill Clinton had a mandate.

You think that conservatives, like preservatives, ought to be federally regulated.

You ever wore earth shoes.

You have ever wondered out loud, “Why can’t we all just get along?”

You think the New York Times prints all the news that’s fit.

You think that Rush Limbaugh is just an entertainer.

You spent Columbus Day reading Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee.

You reach the limits of your talent and then complain that you ran into a glass ceiling.

You wear more ribbons on your lapel than in your hair.

You think that the really dangerous McCarthy was Joe, not Eugene.

You blame the Unabomber’s parents.

You fail to see the connection between Lenin and Lennon.

You have ever agreed with Martin Sheen or Barbra Streisand.

Very funny, btw!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Jesus Christ
Dad and I did not create sins. These were given unto man from the Devil, who roameth around like a lion, seeking whom he may devour with sin and evil.

AH, but you created Morning Star as your perfect angel, erego you two (or one, however you'll choose to define your duality) are half responsible for dropping the ball in that regards.

[Jesus Christ]

Originally posted by DaveIsKing
In a nutshell...it's bullshit.

Ye are accusing Me of "bullshit"??

[bueno bob]

Had you not created Morningstar (and, arguably, KNOWN what his eventual rebellion would lead to - the creation fo sin and evil), then you could have washed your hands of the whole mess of it and mankind would have been a lot better off in the long term of it, no?