HELLVIS
11-06-2004, 07:33 PM
So, your man Kerry and Aquanet John fell short.
I hear you're feelin' down. I'm here to offer support.
I know you're lookin' for some TUCKS since you took it in the can.
But there are some things you should remember you liberal man.
At least you still have your looks and your awesome physique,
And you're still getting layed 4 or 5 times a week.
everywhere that you go all the girls say, " Oh my,
I've got to wrap my legs around that liberal guy!"
The boss man may suck, but he's still cool with you.
He lets you do your work in titty bars, and buys your drinks too.
And if one of the dancers ever catches your eye,
you get to take her home, 'cause your old lady is bi.
You're smarter than anyone you personally know.
If your brain gets any bigger, your skull will have to grow.
Your morals are more saintly than the holiest priest.
compared to you, Mother Theresa wears the mark of the beast.
Your sports car is the coolest. Your house is the best.
God knows there are no better tits, than on your woman's chest.
Your grass is by far greenest in your whole neighborhood.
Your such a patriot they should fly the flag from your morning wood.
I hope by now, you're feeling better. Got a smile on your face?
It's only four more years before the next white house race.
So let's throw back some beers and stop all this debate
there will be plenty time for that when Hillary loses in 2008!
I hear you're feelin' down. I'm here to offer support.
I know you're lookin' for some TUCKS since you took it in the can.
But there are some things you should remember you liberal man.
At least you still have your looks and your awesome physique,
And you're still getting layed 4 or 5 times a week.
everywhere that you go all the girls say, " Oh my,
I've got to wrap my legs around that liberal guy!"
The boss man may suck, but he's still cool with you.
He lets you do your work in titty bars, and buys your drinks too.
And if one of the dancers ever catches your eye,
you get to take her home, 'cause your old lady is bi.
You're smarter than anyone you personally know.
If your brain gets any bigger, your skull will have to grow.
Your morals are more saintly than the holiest priest.
compared to you, Mother Theresa wears the mark of the beast.
Your sports car is the coolest. Your house is the best.
God knows there are no better tits, than on your woman's chest.
Your grass is by far greenest in your whole neighborhood.
Your such a patriot they should fly the flag from your morning wood.
I hope by now, you're feeling better. Got a smile on your face?
It's only four more years before the next white house race.
So let's throw back some beers and stop all this debate
there will be plenty time for that when Hillary loses in 2008!