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  • Ally_Kat
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 7608

    Man superglued condom to penis

    Man superglued condom to penis

    A Romanian father-of-five needed medical help after he superglued a condom to his penis.

    Nicolae Popovici, 43, told doctors he didn't want any more children, reports National newspaper.

    The man, from Topraiser in Constanta county, named only as NP in the paper, already has five children.

    He and his wife decided to use contraception but the condom they bought was too big so he stuck it on with glue.

    After sex, the man realised he couldn't remove the condom and went to his village's medical clinic for help.

    A nurse said: "He even said that he thought the condom could be used several times and that he wanted it stuck on his penis so he could use it again later. We barely managed to remove it in the end."
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  • scottydabodi
    Crazy Ass Mofo
    • Jun 2004
    • 2514

    #2
    A condom that's "too big"? What's that?
    If you listen to fools
    The Mob Rules

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    • DeadOrAlive
      Veteran
      • Jul 2004
      • 1683

      #3
      LMFAO!!!!

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      • Bill Lumbergh
        ROCKSTAR

        • Mar 2004
        • 5465

        #4
        Originally posted by scottydabodi
        A condom that's "too big"? What's that?
        LMAO! I think the guy shouldve just removed it himself, wouldve saved that cocktail weenied moron some dignity.

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        • Carmine
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Apr 2004
          • 7691

          #5
          stupid Fu@#*er! It should read " Man in Romania with small dick has the intelligence of a salad shooter!"

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          • Bill Lumbergh
            ROCKSTAR

            • Mar 2004
            • 5465

            #6
            Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
            stupid Fu@#*er! It should read " Man in Romania with small dick has the intelligence of a salad shooter!"
            I'm sure she wanted that tiny bastard to put on about 12 condoms so she could actually feel something for once. " Oh sheet, I thought I felt something.....oh you've gotten bigger honey" "Sweetie thats my pinkie!"

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            • Carmine
              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
              • Apr 2004
              • 7691

              #7
              Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
              I'm sure she wanted that tiny bastard to put on about 12 condoms so she could actually feel something for once. " Oh sheet, I thought I felt something.....oh you've gotten bigger honey" "Sweetie thats my pinkie!"
              LOL, makes me think of that scene in American Pie 2 where Jason Biggs glues "himself to uhhhh....himself"

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              • ODShowtime
                ROCKSTAR

                • Jun 2004
                • 5812

                #8
                I had to cross my legs after this one.
                gnaw on it

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                • Nickdfresh
                  SUPER MODERATOR

                  • Oct 2004
                  • 49125

                  #9
                  He should have tied a knot in it...Works for Diamond Den.

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                  • Antman
                    Commando
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 1261

                    #10
                    People that fucking dumb should be sterilized. I could maybe understand if he was reachin for some lube and grabbed the krazy glue by accident, but this is straight from a jokebook. It's just ashamed he had the five kids first and NOW he doesn't want anymore.
                    When the shit hits the fan, close your mouth and duck.

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                    • Switch84
                      Veteran
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 2315

                      #11
                      Oh, the humanity! Having a small tool should be a crime, anyway!

                      BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!
                      "He doesn't need to sell millions of records, he doesn't need to fill arenas, he doesn't need to be popular, he doesn't need your money, AND HE DOESN'T NEED YOU!"
                      Blackflag on DLR

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