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  • Ally_Kat
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 7608

    Coffee made from cat droppings

    Coffee made from cat droppings

    A Dutch online shop is selling coffee made from cat droppings - for £14 an ounce.

    Kopi Luwak, or civet cat coffee, is produced by the civet cat in Sumatra, reports Dagblad van het Noorden.

    It eats ripe coffee beans which are then hand-picked from its droppings by local people.

    The beans are of the highest quality but the work is so intensive that only 500kg is made each year.

    Dutch connoisseur Bob Dam, from Groningen, said the coffee has a fine chocolate aroma which tastes delicious at the back of the throat.

    "The taste is exquiste but it is too expensive to really enjoy the coffee," he added.
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  • FORD
    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

    • Jan 2004
    • 58754

    #2
    So that explains Den's mental problems....

    He drinks catshit for breakfast. No wonder he's fucked up!
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    • DeadOrAlive
      Veteran
      • Jul 2004
      • 1683

      #3
      The best part of wakin' up is cat crap in your cup!!

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      • FORD
        ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

        • Jan 2004
        • 58754

        #4
        Originally posted by DeadOrAlive
        The best part of wakin' up is cat crap in your cup!!
        OK, that shit's worth a vote.

        err no pun intended.
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        • JCOOK

          #5
          That is fucking catastrophic what a fucking catastrophe. something this catacalismic.I'm in a catatonic state"One double latte extra cream to go"

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          • lms2

            #6
            I will never look at my morning coffee the same way again.

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            • WACF
              Crazy Ass Mofo
              • Jan 2004
              • 2920

              #7
              I believe it has something to do with the cat can not digest the coffee bean...but....something happens to the bean as it passes through the digestive system that makes it better.

              I still would not consider trying it though.

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              • Snow Ho
                Head Fluffer
                • Apr 2004
                • 203

                #8
                i'd like to know who the hell thought *you know what i wonder what coffee would taste like after it passed through the digestive system of a cat* a cat??? catshits the worst smell...gag!!!

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                • stilleddiesangel
                  Sniper
                  • Oct 2004
                  • 832

                  #9
                  B * A * R * F Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!

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                  • DeadOrAlive
                    Veteran
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 1683

                    #10
                    Originally posted by FORD
                    OK, that shit's worth a vote.

                    err no pun intended.
                    YEE HAW!! Thanks Ford, I'll return the favor! A vote for you too!!

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                    • Nickdfresh
                      SUPER MODERATOR

                      • Oct 2004
                      • 49125

                      #11
                      AHHHHHH!!!! Do they make cat beer.

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                      • SoCalChelle
                        Veteran
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 1594

                        #12
                        "Hey Jim, where'd you get this coffee? This is good shit!"

                        "Dude, you have NO idea..."
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                        • Mezro
                          Full Member Status

                          • May 2004
                          • 4127

                          #13
                          Re: Coffee made from cat droppings

                          Originally posted by Ally_Kat
                          Coffee made from cat droppings
                          This was perfected by Starbucks years ago.

                          Mezro...i'd like a double crap capp...
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                          • Switch84
                            Veteran
                            • Feb 2004
                            • 2315

                            #14
                            :eek: I've NEVER wanted a cup of joe bad enough to drink some from cat shit!

                            Snow Ho's right! I had a kitty, and cleaning his litterbox was the absolute worst smelling crap you could ever imagine!

                            YUCK POO!!!
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                            • Nickdfresh
                              SUPER MODERATOR

                              • Oct 2004
                              • 49125

                              #15
                              I like my coffee black, not brown!

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