Why the hell doesn't Hagar get bald?

[Cato]

good question eh?

[John Holmes]

There is a simple answer to your simple question.

The reason Sambo Haggar isn't bald is because there's a load of fertilizer manure inside his skull.

His haris have, indeed, an optimal nutrition to grow strong.

[Panamark]

The secret to baldness are your gonads. Eunuchs (dudes that they used to chop their balls off so they wouldnt fuck the royal chicks they were looking after) maintained a full head of hair for the rest of their lives. So if youve got a pair, chances are you are going bald. Sammy obviously doesnt own a pair of testicles.

[vamp1227]

Originally posted by Panamark
The secret to baldness are your gonads. Eunuchs (dudes that they used to chop their balls off so they wouldnt fuck the royal chicks they were looking after) maintained a full head of hair for the rest of their lives. So if youve got a pair, chances are you are going bald. Sammy obviously doesnt own a pair of testicles.

LMAO

[DavidLeeNatra]

too many female hormons in is blood...

[Sarge]

Originally posted by John Holmes
There is a simple answer to your simple question.

The reason Sambo Haggar isn't bald is because there's a load of fertilizer manure inside his skull.

His haris have, indeed, an optimal nutrition to grow strong.

Awesome~

[Gmoney]

Wigs don't die!!!

[Viking]

Sammy is bald. That shit on his head is just pubic hair that didn't know when to stop........

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by Panamark
The secret to baldness are your gonads. Eunuchs (dudes that they used to chop their balls off so they wouldnt fuck the royal chicks they were looking after) maintained a full head of hair for the rest of their lives. So if youve got a pair, chances are you are going bald. Sammy obviously doesnt own a pair of testicles.

Striving to maintain those lustrous locks,it is quite possible slammy took it one step further.A full-on fucking nullo.

[WACF]

Only cool guys lose their hair...

[Panamark]

All cunts have hair on them ! (Unless they are shaved !!)

[ian_doherty]

sammy actually had the pubic hair of a goat surgically transplanted to his head .

[Figs]

Yotsuga, try to understand that the future of our world depends on you. Imagine what life would be like with that bald, miserable, ugly old coot ruling our world. It's bad enough he has to live here!

[Figs]

Do you know that they do to soft, bald, overweight Republicans in prison, Ernest?

[Figs]

Sit down and shut up, you big, bald fuck. I don't like leaving my country Doug, and I especially don't like leaving it for anything less then sandy beaches, and cocktails with little straw hats.