Chicken/Pickle/Poop/Gristle

[Mezro]

There is a chicken in my pickle
Oh that fucker does not tickle
Can I get a double scoop of poop
A double scoop of fudge for posterity
Double-entendre for my posterior
Slap a prostate on a plate
Launch a tub of gristle at the moon
I'm not a Griswold disciple
Bug juice by the bucket
The flavor of poon in June
Can I cycle the wild crab walrus
Wombat walnuts are a rubber mask
Plant a shovel in a queasy hovel
Oh that desk has a cheap fiber core
Call it a Metamucil stocking stuffer
A bland hand is no turkey fluffer
I'm off to wrestle parchment
I'm off to wrestle Parliament
More than just a ripe filbert filter
Wax to a full load of wash on watch

Mezro...Copernicus' tourniquet makes deep salsa daily...

[smaz]

Alright then..................



Explain???

[Mezro]

Originally posted by smaz
Alright then..................



Explain???

Slow day at the office so I decided to allow a little brain fart to seep out.

Mezro...crickets chirping = my exercise was a complete Andy Kaufman like failure...

[lms2]

And its very pertinent too. :confused: Well, refreshingly different anyway.

The mind of Mezro preserved for posterity!

[Reverberator]

My cock itcheth .

May be syphillis .

[Mezro]

Originally posted by lms2
And its very pertinent too. :confused: Well, refreshingly different anyway.

The mind of Mezro preserved for posterity!

It is about as pertinent as Pert for Ernie and not Bert.

Mezro...my mind: alien's downloaded into doncha know...

[Mezro]

Originally posted by Reverberator
My cock itcheth .

May be syphillis .

My spot looks like Mona

May be Waborita melanoma

Mezro...scabies with rabies just for babies...priceless...

[smaz]

Originally posted by Mezro
Slow day at the office so I decided to allow a little brain fart to seep out.

LMAO Mez you're just too fucking funny!!! You farted out your ears and it sounded like that?? He he he!

[SoCalChelle]

That was by Shel Silverstein, right?

[Carmine]

Uh oh...if sammy reads that we could have the sequal to "up for breakfast"....

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
Uh oh...if sammy reads that we could have the sequal to "up for breakfast"....

Maybe it will find its way onto one of those "ten albums worth of material."

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Maybe it will find its way onto one of those "ten albums worth of material."

Lets hope that "10 albums worth of material" Ed has turns the classic VH catalogue from 6 to 16!!!

[SoCalChelle]

Actually, that could prpbably be sung to the tune of Up For Breakfast

LMAO!

[ODShowtime]

the original "chicken pickle poop gristle" is nice.

My buddy and I (him mostly) came up with a new name recently, this seems like a nice place to share it with the world:

"skeetchops scatbreath"

anyone know what skeetchops are?

[Carmine]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
Actually, that could prpbably be sung to the tune of Up For Breakfast

LMAO!

pick right up after " she puts the butter on my biscuit..."