How'd ya like this between your legs?

[Fabulous Shadow]

Need a Ride?

http://www.evh-guitars.com/harley1.jpg

http://www.evh-guitars.com/harley2.jpg

http://www.evh-guitars.com/harley10.jpg

http://www.evh-guitars.com/arley8.jpg

http://www.evh-guitars.com/harley4.jpg

http://www.evh-guitars.com/harley3.jpg

Don't get the classic logo on the tank and the swirl Logo on the seat tho... Should have used the same one throughout.

(not sure if this is main material. If not, please move it wherever it fits... ) ;)

[LickMyCream]

Damn now I need to change my undies.

[Switch84]

:p I'd rather have THIS between my legs, Fab Grrlfriend........

[Fabulous Shadow]

ROTH on Switch!

[Switch84]

:D Here's some more! MEOW, Baby!

[Switch84]

:killer: :tits: This is my dream "Harley".......

[FORD]

I have no interest whataoever in riding Dave, but I'll take the Hog. Where can I get one? ;)

[DeadOrAlive]

Hmmm... what about me in there!?

[Switch84]

Originally posted by FORD
I have no interest whatsoever in riding Dave


:eek: ;) :p I sure hope not!!!!!! LMAO!

They goofed on using the old school VH with that faggy circle Spammy shit.

[DeadOrAlive]

Hey switch, how would ya like me in there instead of Dave?

[Switch84]

Originally posted by DeadOrAlive
Hey switch, how would ya like me in there instead of Dave?


:eek: You're just a BABY!!!!! I have socks older than you!


Bad boy!


HAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!

[Dr. Love]

Man, kid... you just discover yourself or something? ;)

[Switch84]

Originally posted by Dr. Love
Man, kid... you just discover yourself or something? ;)


:D No kidding, Doc! He must've cuntfused me with Mary Kay Letourneau.


Shit, did I spell that baby rapist's name right?

LMAO!

[ELVIS]

How 'bout me ??

;)

[Switch84]

Originally posted by ELVIS
How 'bout me ??

;)


:p This Roth Broad loves the KING, too!

[ELVIS]

Oh baby...:D

[Switch84]

Originally posted by ELVIS
Oh baby...:D

:killer: :xmas:

[ELVIS]

That's right grrl...

[badhorsie]

How about a FEMALE member of the board shave the classic VH logo into their bush and post pics?

Yeah i like that idea.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by badhorsie
How about a FEMALE member of the board shave the classic VH logo into their bush and post pics?

Yeah i like that idea.

Cool idea. Max you up for it?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Cool idea. Max you up for it?

LOL!:D

[bueno bob]

Is anybody into physically disfigured telepathics with a real bad disposition?

Seriously, if an obnoxious drunk hits on you in the bar, I know a lot of great choking tricks to get him off your ass...

[Panamark]

Its a great bike !

Created for solo rides. Notice where the swirled Van Hagar logo is ??
Thats right, right where the riders butthole would be..

And the Classic Symbol is standing out prouder than hell
on the tank...

I LOVE IT !!!!

[Big Train]

I heard this one was purpose built for Dave. When the band got too lame, he rode off into the sunset with it.

The new one they have is purpose built as well. It is a modified old Harley Police bike, where Eddie drives and Alice, Sammy and Mike squeeze into the sidecar. Sammy has to sit on Mike's lap to make it work (Alice needs his own spot, since HIS name is on the side of the sidecar).

[Rikk]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Is anybody into physically disfigured telepathics with a real bad disposition?

Seriously, if an obnoxious drunk hits on you in the bar, I know a lot of great choking tricks to get him off your ass...

What KIND of bars do you hang out in, Bob?;)

[Panamark]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Don't get the classic logo on the tank and the swirl Logo on the seat tho... Should have used the same one throughout.



Its obvious !!! Look where you put your butthole on that bike :D
Now do you get it ??

[MAX]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Cool idea. Max you up for it?

Ummmmm...............


OKAY!!!! :rolleyes: :mad:

Might get in the way of my BALLS though!!!! :p

Let's ask Guwapo? Cos I really doubt his old grey raisin sack would mind? :confused:

[Igosplut]

Gaudy lookin thing, way too overdone.....

[Panamark]

Yeah, but thats Van Halen. Igo.. :)

I think its a good personal interpretation.
Not how I would design my personal ride,
but I quite like the gaudiness of this bike.

Dave in Full flight !

[tydhurst]

I like the idea of Van Hagar being obscured by an Arsehole, a bit like what it is now :D

[RogueHorseman]

Originally posted by Igosplut
Gaudy lookin thing, way too overdone.....

Agreed.

Something along the lines but way more understated would ROCK, though!

It is funny how the hagar era logo is right there where you plant your ass..... hahahahahahahahahaha!

Given that, what the hey -- sure, I'll take a ride. :)

[diamondsgirl]

Ridin' DLR would be way more fun, but, nice art! :)

[Denny]

Originally posted by FORD
I have no interest whataoever in riding Dave, but I'll take the Hog. Where can I get one? ;)

That's all you probably could get.......

[franksters]

This bike is sooooo gay,

it's so ugly and corny, the owner must really have no personality...or creativity..

just imagine having sex with someone that invested so much money in a bike to make it like a vh bike or a star trek bike!!!

this is so bad....

like c'mon it's not even your band!

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Big Train
I heard this one was purpose built for Dave. When the band got too lame, he rode off into the sunset with it.



Nah, on further inspection, look what I found...
http://www.evh-guitars.com/harley6.jpg

BTW~The highest winning bidder during the 2004 Ebay EVH Art series Guitar auctions will not only own a one of a kind guitar, but will also be the proud owner of Eddie’s personal customized Harley... GOT CASH?

[FORD]

Originally posted by franksters
This bike is sooooo gay,

it's so ugly and corny, the owner must really have no personality...or creativity..

just imagine having sex with someone that invested so much money in a bike to make it like a vh bike or a star trek bike!!!

this is so bad....

like c'mon it's not even your band!


You think THAT's bad, you should see what some dude around here did to a Mini Van!

I wish I had a picture of the thing..... First time I ever saw it on the road, I had to look twice to make sure it wasn't Eddie driving the goddamned thing. But there it was, in all of it's red, black, and white striped glory.......

VAN Halen !!:p

[rustoffa]

It's weird that whoever built it decided against a front fender, but coon-tailed the rest.

Mirrors?
Fuck 'em.

Dash?
Fuck that.

Purse below the dash?
WTF is that? Fuck that.

Graphics in any way, shape, or form?
*shudder* Fuck that noise.

Pseudo-viking spinner wheel?
Less is more. Fuck that thing.

Plastic snow shovel rear fender?
Boy howdy that's ugly.

Not unlike the over-produced van hagar product, this motorcycle is in sore need of some taste.

Heh, never paralell'ed Dave with a cutting torch and a few hand tools before.
:D

[BIG GOOSE]

Originally posted by Panamark
Its obvious !!! Look where you put your butthole on that bike :D
Now do you get it ??

Yeah I thought that too.I'd be farting like a horse.

[Matt White]

I'd much prefer a Springer Heritage softtail.
And i'd much prefer HER "between my legs".

[smaz]

Originally posted by Panamark
. Notice where the swirled Van Hagar logo is ??
Thats right, right where the riders butthole would be..



Originally posted by tydhurst
I like the idea of Van Hagar being obscured by an Arsehole, a bit like what it is now :D

:lol: :lol:

[johnburrows]

I'm the real Elvis.

EAP

[Switch84]

:D The King in red! That's HOT!!!

This is HOT, too............

[DeadOrAlive]

Hey switch... i'm always here for ya!!

[DeadOrAlive]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DeadOrAlive]

Yes, my girlfriend says DLR is hott, but she also says I'm hotter! :D

[Switch84]

Originally posted by DeadOrAlive
Hey Switch... i'm always here for ya!!


:D Yeah, I'll call ya in about 15-20 years.


LMAOBT

[DeadOrAlive]

Hmm....

[DaveIsKing]

Fab wants DIK between her legs...heh heh...

[Fabulous Shadow]

DIK is HOT!

[DaveIsKing]

And Fab is smokin'...

[Wolverine]

this bike has the real vh logo!!...killer!!

[Nitro Express]

Isn't that the bike Pee Wee Herman rode in his movie?