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  • bueno bob
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 22820

    We're All Gonna Die!!!

    Twistin' by the pool.
  • FORD
    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

    • Jan 2004
    • 58754

    #2
    eventually, of course. However, I have some things I'd like to get done before I relocate to Heaven, so hopefully not for a long time yet.
    Eat Us And Smile

    Cenk For America 2024!!

    Justice Democrats


    "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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    • DrMaddVibe
      ROTH ARMY ELITE
      • Jan 2004
      • 6658

      #3
      Everything is horrible
      Really really really terrible
      I'm really depressed
      I'm really downtrodden

      The whole world is doomed
      We're all gonna die
      25,672 people die every single minute
      Seventeen hundred and fifty people just died

      Cancer
      Death
      Aids
      Inflation
      Taxes
      George Bush
      Hell
      Satan
      Cancer of the face
      Cancer of the colon
      Cancer of the wrist
      and John Denver on compact disc


      Get a helmet. Life is tough.
      http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x...auders1zl5.gif
      http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c4...willywonka.gif

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      • Dr. Love
        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
        • Jan 2004
        • 7825

        #4
        25,672 per minute?

        That's 1,540,320 people dead per hour. 36,967,680 per day. 13,493,203,200 on an average year. There's not even that many people alive right now.
        I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

        http://i.imgur.com/jBw4fCu.gif

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        • DrMaddVibe
          ROTH ARMY ELITE
          • Jan 2004
          • 6658

          #5
          It's Denis Leary...get with the program!

          He's a comedian.
          http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x...auders1zl5.gif
          http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c4...willywonka.gif

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          • Dr. Love
            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
            • Jan 2004
            • 7825

            #6
            I don't find him particularly funny, which is why I'm not familiar with his stuff.

            By the time I recognize his face, I've already changed the program.
            I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

            http://i.imgur.com/jBw4fCu.gif

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            • Nickdfresh
              SUPER MODERATOR

              • Oct 2004
              • 49125

              #7
              Artist: The Jim Carroll Band Lyrics

              Song: People Who Died Lyrics

              People Who Died
              Teddy sniffing glue he was 12 years old
              Fell from the roof on East Two-nine
              Cathy was 11 when she pulled the plug
              On 26 reds and a bottle of wine
              Bobby got leukemia, 14 years old
              He looked like 65 when he died
              He was a friend of mine

              (Chorus
              Those are people who died, died
              Those are people who died, died
              Those are people who died, died
              Those are people who died, died
              They were all my friends, and they died

              G-berg and Georgie let their gimmicks go rotten
              So they died of hepatitis in upper Manhattan
              Sly in Vietnam took a bullet in the head
              Bobby OD'd on Drano on the night that he was wed
              They were two more friends of mine
              Two more friends that died / I miss 'em--they died

              (Chorus)

              Mary took a dry dive from a hotel room
              Bobby hung himself from a cell in the tombs
              Judy jumped in front of a subway train
              Eddie got slit in the jugular vein
              And Eddie, I miss you more than all the others,
              And I salute you brother/ This song is for you my brother

              (Chorus)

              Herbie pushed Tony from the Boys' Club roof
              Tony thought that his rage was just some goof
              But Herbie sure gave Tony some bitchen proof
              "Hey," Herbie said, "Tony, can you fly?"
              But Tony couldn't fly . . . Tony died

              (Chorus)

              Brian got busted on a narco rap
              He beat the rap by rattin' on some bikers
              He said, hey, I know it's dangerous,
              but it sure beats Riker's
              But the next day he got offed
              by the very same bikers

              (Chorus)

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              • lucky wilbury

                #8
                that movie wasen't half bad.

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                • lms2

                  #9
                  All my bags are packed, i'm ready to go...

                  Its been a hell of a life, I can't wait to see what the next one holds.

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                  • bueno bob
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 22820

                    #10
                    Have you been a good girl?
                    Twistin' by the pool.

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                    • lms2

                      #11
                      depends on who you are asking...

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                      • bueno bob
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 22820

                        #12
                        Originally posted by lms2
                        depends on who you are asking...
                        Hmmm...how bout your OTHER personality?
                        Twistin' by the pool.

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                        • bueno bob
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 22820

                          #13
                          Twistin' by the pool.

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                          • Switch84
                            Veteran
                            • Feb 2004
                            • 2315

                            #14
                            Originally posted by FORD
                            I have some things I'd like to get done before I relocate to Heaven.

                            Me, too! I wanna see Davy Baby in concert again before I go!

                            (I wanna see him onstage, backstage, under the stage, and under the covers.)

                            YEAH, BABY!!!!
                            "He doesn't need to sell millions of records, he doesn't need to fill arenas, he doesn't need to be popular, he doesn't need your money, AND HE DOESN'T NEED YOU!"
                            Blackflag on DLR

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                            • lms2

                              #15
                              Switch... in my heaven... Davey baby, all the time! Yes I have been a good girl.

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