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  • diamondsgirl
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Apr 2004
    • 7546

    the Parrot

    The Parrot

    A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a
    bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the
    bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious, and laced with profanity.

    John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently
    saying only polite words, playing soft music, and anything else he
    could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.

    Finally, John was fed up, and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot
    yelled back. John shook the parrot, and the parrot got angrier and even
    ruder.

    John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird, and put him
    in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and
    screamed.

    Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a
    minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the
    door to the freezer.

    The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said
    "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions.

    I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I
    fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable
    behavior."

    John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about
    to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his
    behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"


    HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
    “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White
  • CROWBAR
    Commando
    • Sep 2004
    • 1283

    #2
    Ha Ha! Good one diamondsgirl!

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    • lucky wilbury

      #3

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      • TLR
        Head Fluffer
        • Jun 2004
        • 491

        #4
        *chuckling to self*

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