Its Over - Van Hagar

[Panamark]

Let me express on behalf of the whole Roth Army our complete and utter satisfaction that the farcical money grubbing Van Hagar reunion,
is now finally over. Let us all raise our drinks to the Real Van Halen,

DAVID LEE ROTH !!!

Its over folks. Ive got a very good feeling, Sammy performed his last song with the sisters last night..

Time for Celebration, Soldiers !! :D

[Golden AWe]

cheers!

now back to the original six :)

[BIG GOOSE]

Cheers to you,Panamark and all the Army faithful.:bottle:
ED put the blowtorch to Van Hagar once and for all.:wow2:

[ELVIS]

:gulp:

[ThrillsNSpills]

:guzzle: :gulp:
:bottle:

[SensibleShoes]

Let's be just a LITTLE cautious until we know it's true......I want to go into work and see if I can confirm it....

[ThrillsNSpills]

Shoes do you really think Eddie being hammered would be on the AP?

[Switch84]

Originally posted by SensibleShoes
Let's be just a LITTLE cautious until we know it's true......I want to go into work and see if I can confirm it....


:bottle: :lol: I've already poured my Absolut and orange juice, Roth Broad! And fired up a Newport......


BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

[Igosplut]

Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
Shoes do you really think Eddie being hammered would be on the AP?

Only if he's pissin in someones linguine at the local bistro......

[Switch84]

Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
Shoes do you really think Eddie being hammered would be on the AP?

:D No, but Eddie having a meltdown onstage and smashing guitars in a rage would. Remember that Don Henley song, "Dirty Laundry"? The media will eat this shit up!

"Guitar god Eddie Van Halen suffers an emotional breakdown onstage in front of thousands of fans, shattering his trademark guitars and stunning his bandmates. Film at 11....."

People love it when you lose! They love DIRTY LAUNDRY! Well I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here. I just have to look good I don't have to be clear! Come and whisper in my ear! We need DIRTY LAUNDRY!

Weaker stories have been reported. Dan Rather even used phony documents (Dubya's military service papers) to push a story!

[ThrillsNSpills]

(THIS FROM LINKS regarding last nights' show)Fell down, was in his own world. Any way, towards the end of Right Now, he takes the green guitar off, goes behind Sammy, & acts like he is pushing the guitar neck up Sams ass, repeatedly. Then goes & starts smashing his guitar, NO SHIT PEOPLE!!! I was shocked, I felt like I was having a heart attack! He threw the guitar twice, then said Bye & left the stage, while the rest of the band played on. I thought he was gonna get in a fight with Sam, I swear. Sammy was shocked, they did not know what to do. Ya know, I have been to 30 plus VH shows since 82, & I am so disappointed in Ed, I am sick people. Will continue my review tomorrow.. Ed needs help, NOW. VH is DONE!




sounds like chaos to me.

:bottle:

[Warham]

That does sound like Ed.

[Switch84]

:D Man, it sounds like this recent Roth love-in from the press sent Eddie's bitch ass over the edge! He became unglued because he realized the TRUTH..............


IT AIN'T VAN HALEN WITHOUT DAVID LEE ROTH!!!!!

[Panamark]

Ahh, this is going to be sweet !! Let the Spammy bitchfest begin !!
Can you imagine his interviews now that he doesnt have the gag order !!! :D

[Switch84]

Originally posted by Panamark
Ahh, this is going to be sweet !! Let the Spammy bitchfest begin !!
Can you imagine his interviews now that he doesnt have the gag order !!! :D

:D Hahaha!!! I've been scouring the internet trying to see if the news sites have 'Jump-ed' on it yet! Spammy's going to lay it on that motherfucker!

So far, Fox, CNN, ABC, and NBC aren't yapping about it. They're still posting stories about the "Throwdown in Motown"!


BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

[ThrillsNSpills]

Now that the tour is done isn't KSHE supposed to post the Sam interview?

[Panamark]

Originally posted by Switch84
:D Hahaha!!! I've been scouring the internet trying to see if the news sites have 'Jump-ed' on it yet! Spammy's going to lay it on that motherfucker!

So far, Fox, CNN, ABC, and NBC aren't yapping about it. They're still posting stories about the "Throwdown in Motown"!


BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!


Give it time !! Its starting to sound promising, Im cracking a
nice full strength beer right now in celebration :)

FUCK VAN HAGAR !!!

[Panamark]

Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
(Any way, towards the end of Right Now, he takes the green guitar off, goes behind Sammy, & acts like he is pushing the guitar neck up Sams ass, repeatedly.



Bring on the pictures !!! This sounds farkin hilarious !!! :D

Oh Happy Days !!!

[ThrillsNSpills]

Alex: We're just really intense, driven, needy, chemically dependent people. Put us anywhere in reality and we're liable to rape people with instuments, smash equipment, fabricate, put people's lives at risk, and disagree.

Oh, and did I mention........Dave needs meds........?



(What I wouldn't give for DLR Band 2 now)

[Panamark]

I cant wait for the final attendance figures too.
If their average is under 10k per show, what a
fucking failure !! (Considering what could have been)

But that would have taken an EVH in control, isnt it so
great to see that Dave stayed well clear of this disaster !

[Coyote]

Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
(THIS FROM LINKS regarding last nights' show)Fell down, was in his own world. Any way, towards the end of Right Now, he takes the green guitar off, goes behind Sammy, & acts like he is pushing the guitar neck up Sams ass, repeatedly. Then goes & starts smashing his guitar, NO SHIT PEOPLE!!! I was shocked, I felt like I was having a heart attack! He threw the guitar twice, then said Bye & left the stage, while the rest of the band played on. I thought he was gonna get in a fight with Sam, I swear. Sammy was shocked, they did not know what to do. Ya know, I have been to 30 plus VH shows since 82, & I am so disappointed in Ed, I am sick people. Will continue my review tomorrow.. Ed needs help, NOW. VH is DONE!




sounds like chaos to me.

:bottle:

Sounds like Ed's finally starting to grasp the concept called "reality". To that I raise my glass.

[Nickdfresh]

Thank God!
:D :killer: :bananna: :bottle: :guzzle:
:D :killer: :bananna: :bottle: :guzzle:


Edward sounds disturbed as he looks. But I guess this is probably the end of Van Hagar!

[Coyote]

Nice rear-wing ya got goin' there, Ed... :D

[Switch84]

:lol: :bottle: :guzzle: :wow: Oh, yeah, I'm on my second Absolut and orange juice (I haven't been to sleep yet! I'm ON FIRE!)

The first indication of a meltdown was that Pebbles Flintstone 'do and those hobo clothes. MotherFUCK Edwood! Payback's a bitch when you shit on folks like he shitted on Dave!


PARTY IN ROTHLAND, ROTHAHOLICS!!!!

[Panamark]

I hope theres lots of pics of EVH pissed off at Spammy !!!!!
I can see the spawning of a thouasand new avatars !! :D

[Switch84]

Originally posted by Panamark
I hope theres lots of pics of EVH pissed off at Spammy !!!!!
I can see the spawning of a thouasand new avatars !! :D


;) I'd like one of the guitar neck up Spammy's fat ass..........

[Rikk]

This makes me so fucking happy! This is simply awesome!!

THANK YOU, ED, for doing this tour just so you can prove in its last moments that you are shit with Sammy and that it was the WRONG idea all along.

Now, let's just be disappointed that he MISSED Sammy when he threw the second-guitar.

[ThrillsNSpills]

Time for a song



In A Simple Rhyme


Well, back in the past when I was treated so coldly
My love life was a darn disgrace
Needed someone to love and hold me
That's one of the reasons that I was out of place

So this is love
When, she finally kissed me
had me all worked inside
I was in love
But Cupid missed me
She up and left, and I almost died
But I was young and I was far from lonely
I been that way for a long, long year
Needed a girl to call me one and only
Is that you?

You think you got the int'rest
C'mon and take the time
'Cause you know I wanna be
Yours in a simple rhyme

Well, ain't life grand when you finally hit it
I'm always a sucker for a real good time
Woke up in life to find I almost missed it
Ain't I glad that love is blind
But I was young and I was far too crazy
Been that way for a long, long time
Needed a girl
But I was just too lazy
Now that I've found you

You think you got the int'rest
C'mon and take the time
I'm gonna be yours in a simple
Rhyme
Rhyme

She made her mountains sing
Birds against an icy sky
And I heard bells ringin'
I think I heard an angel sigh
And she said
There'll be times
There will be times
( Ah)You're gonna hear the angels singin'
You're gonna hear the angels sing
They'll sing/ Ah/ Ah/ Ah

WWWWWOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!
(guitar solo)


You think you got the int'rest
C'mon and take the time
I'm gonna be yours in a simple
Rhyme
Rhyme
Rhyme

:rockit2: :guzzle:

[Rikk]

Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
Time for a song
In A Simple Rhyme
:rockit2: :guzzle:

Excellent choice, Thrills. Excellent!

[Switch84]

Originally posted by Rikk
This makes me so fucking happy! This is simply awesome!!

THANK YOU, ED, for doing this tour just so you can prove in its last moments that you are shit with Sammy and that it was the WRONG idea all along.

Now, let's just be disappointed that he MISSED Sammy when he threw the second-guitar.


;) I'll bet Fat Mike ran off stage like the little bitch he is! What excuse Alex's going to make about this spazz attack? That "Ed needs meds"?


Jump back! What's that sound?

David Lee Roth laughing his motherfucking ass off BIG TIME!

[Bad Muthafucker]

i'm just waitin to see what kind of statement to the press/public they're going to make to explain all of this.

[Switch84]

Originally posted by bad_muthafucker
i'm just waitin to see what kind of statement to the press/public they're going to make to explain all of this.


:p "Entertainment Tonight" and "Access Hollywood" loves this kind of shit! We might have to hear it confirmed on one of those shows.

[scubaa]

you guys arer total bag lickers ,. Van Halen rocks ..Ed's 25 minute plus was one of the best moments of Rock and Roll and the show in Hamilton was awesome..STOP living in the past and get real DLR IS DONE!

[Bad Muthafucker]

Originally posted by scubaa
you guys arer total bag lickers ,. Van Halen rocks ..Ed's 25 minute plus was one of the best moments of Rock and Roll and the show in Hamilton was awesome..STOP living in the past and get real DLR IS DONE!

Okay, I know you're pïssed off that your dad beats you senseless every day and forces you to sück his cöck, which you secretly love but are mad that you can't admit it on this forum without being ridiculed, but that doesn't mean you can take your lame äss shït around here.

Keep your püssy minded cräp away from here, where hardcore, superior, cünt loving rockers hang out. Yeah, that's right, you're a püssy - but you don't like püssy, that's the problem.

You're more into gäy pörn and fudge packin sëx with your (male) homies. You also seem to think that for some reason you're cool, when all you give is your narrow minded cynical pointless opinions on DLR.

Let me give you some advice, take your weak äss cräp away from here, go find some gäy sëx forum, and be happy with your small dïck.

Don't you dare challenge me, you cöckwrangling, chickenshït motherfücker.

[Switch84]

Originally posted by scubaa
you guys arer total bag lickers ,. Van Halen rocks ..Ed's 25 minute plus was one of the best moments of Rock and Roll and the show in Hamilton was awesome..STOP living in the past and get real DLR IS DONE!

:hagar2: :hagar1: :hagar3: :cry: Ooh, that SMELL! Can't ya smell that SMELL?????


IT'S LAMB CHOPS!!!!!!!!! BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!

[fenway5150]

Dave would have ended up punching Ed in the face before too long if he was back with the band. This guy is just an angry drunk jackass.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by scubaa
I am a total Sammy Hagar bag licker, wow he's fat now but I still find him soooo sexy ,. Van Hagar..Ed's 25 minute insane, maniacal drunken rampage one of the best moments of Rock and Roll and the show in Hamilton was pathetically under attended..I went back stage and Sammy used me like a plastic fuck doll. STOP living in the past and get real DLR IS VAN HALEN!

Wow, you admitted you lick Sammy's nut sack! That's very brave! Now get back into the sheep pen bitch and don't spam this site with your melodious bullshit!

[Lou]

Originally posted by bad_muthafucker
i'm just waitin to see what kind of statement to the press/public they're going to make to explain all of this.

Well you'll be waiting for the rest of your life because there won't be a canned statement.

[CROWBAR]

:gulp: :D

[VanRoth]

Bottoms up!

Spammy is OUT, OUT, OUT!!!

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[Onofrio]

Hey Alex! Who needs meds? Better get your names straight.

[rustoffa]

I was cleaning a deer really early this morning....I had forgotten about the celebratory mood I should have been in 'til the cold, blank stare of the dead animal reminded me!

*FWA-BAM*!

Throw some guts and crack a beer!

van hagar is off the road!!!!:killer: :rockit2: :rockit: :gulp:

[Nickdfresh]

Out-Fucking-Standing!!

[Switch84]

Originally posted by rustoffa
I was cleaning a deer really early this morning....I had forgotten about the celebratory mood I should have been in 'til the cold, blank stare of the dead animal reminded me!

*FWA-BAM*!

Throw some guts and crack a beer!

van hagar is off the road!!!!:killer: :rockit2: :rockit: :gulp:


:D :D :D I'm STILL partying at the Atlanta Switch Pad, Russ Baby! I'm firing up a Newport and opening a Mike's Hard Lemonade as we type!

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by Switch84
:D :D :D I'm STILL partying at the Atlanta Switch Pad, Russ Baby! I'm firing up a Newport and opening a Mike's Hard Lemonade as we type!

Here's to ya Switchy!
*e-clank o' the bottles*
:D

[Switch84]

Originally posted by rustoffa
Here's to ya Switchy!
*e-clank o' the bottles*
:D

:bottle: :lol:

[scubaa]

DLR WHAT WAS DAT ,,,,,3600 IN ATTENDANCE @ CASINO RAMA AND VAN HALEN 3 SHOWS TORONTO,BUFFALO, AND HAMILTON 45,000 PLUS = AVG ATTENDANCE 15,000 CAN IT BE MORE CLEAR TO YOU GUYS WHO ARE THE REAL VAN HALEN........SAMMY,EDDIE,ALEX,MIKE ARE VAN HALEN DLR IS DONE!

BAG LICKERS....LOL

[scubaa]

OH YA ONE MORE THING YOU LAME MOFOS, DLR AVG TICKET PRICE $28 ....VAN HALEN $84 ......DLR = LOW RENT MOFO WASHED UP PARMEDIC WANNA BE!

VAN HALEN TOUR #4 IN NORTH AMERICA ..YEAH THATS RIGHT BUT YOU GUYS ARE STILL TO STUNNEDTO FIGURE IT OUT!

LONG LIVE VH AVEC SAMMY!

[CROWBAR]

This is your hero scooby baglicker? :D

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by scubaa
OH YA ONE MORE THING YOU LAME MOFOS, THE AVG TICKET PRICE TO FUCK MY MOTHER $28 ....VAN HALEN $84 ......DLR = LOW RENT MOFO WASHED UP PARMEDIC WANNA BE!

VAN HALEN TOUR #4 IN NORTH AMERICA ..YEAH THATS RIGHT BUT YOU GUYS ARE STILL TO STUNNEDTO FIGURE IT OUT HOW GAY HOMO_FAG SHEEP LIKE ME CAN BE SO ATTRACTED TO THAT FAT WASHED UP TEQUILIA SALESMAN SAMMY! I CAN HARDY WAITE TO GO DOWN TO HIS CLUB AND GO DOWN ON HIM.

LONG LIVE ALCOHOLIC VH AVEC FAT OLD SAMMY!

Becasuse no other major acts toured this year! Just washed up fairground fodder with changable members like Van Hagar.

U2's tour will make Van Hagar look like Quiet Riot at your local club, and by the way, so would a reunion with Roth. And by the way sheep,

[Nickdfresh]

Yup!

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by scubaa [/i]

DLR WHAT WAS DAT ,,,,,3600 IN ATTENDANCE @ CASINO RAMA AND VAN HALEN 3 SHOWS TORONTO,BUFFALO, AND HAMILTON 45,000 PLUS = AVG ATTENDANCE 15,000 SHEEP LAPPING UP THE SPAMMY GAY FEST! OF COURSE I PULLED THOSE FIGURES OUT OF MY ASS AS WELL AS THE SAMMY HAGAR COMEMORATIVE "RED ROCKER VIBRATING ASS DILDO" AND IGNORED ALL THE OTHER LAME ASS ATTENDANCE FIGURES THAT VAN HAGAR'S NAME RECOGNITION FAILED TO GENERATE

BE MORE CLEAR TO YOU GUYS WHO ARE THE REAL VAN HALEN FANS........VAN HALEN IS DONE!

I'M WARBORITA BAG LICKER....LOL

By the way fag, when is that next Van Halen album coming out? They haven't had one in almost ten years now. How's that record contract going with Warner Bros., if Van Hagar is so viable, why aren't they signed to a label? If he has so much money, why doesn't Eddie start his own label? Is it the state of the industry? Does hard rock not sell anymore? Wait, the anticipation for the new U2 album that is is generating will make it go platinum within' a week, better than Eddie's bullshit "Best of Sammy's Bi-sexual Both Worlds."

Where'd you get your attendance figures, the "Van Halen" web site? They sure as hell didn't have 15,000 in Buffalo!

By the way, go to your van-halen.com/newsite/music.html, click on the albums, and see, by their own admission, how many more albums they sold with Dave. They must call him Diamond Dave because two of the origional six albums are "diamond status." Are any of fat Sammy's albums diamond yet? You know, the ones they released ten years ago or more.

Now shut up you useless fag. And go watch Spammy and his embarrassing fag band, because he and Van Halen are done:


The Waboritas. "We can't wait for Scubaaaaah to come back stage and be our ass-boy bottom!"

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Switch84
;) I'll bet Fat Mike ran off stage like the little bitch he is! What excuse Alex's going to make about this spazz attack? That "Ed needs meds"?


Jump back! What's that sound?

David Lee Roth laughing his motherfucking ass off BIG TIME!

I would have loved to have seen Dave's expression when he heard this news and to hear that laugh! :D

[Switch84]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
I would have loved to have seen Dave's expression when he heard this news and to hear that laugh! :D


;) :D I'll bet it was like the laugh on "Act One".......

[scubaa]

all the time you dlr roth ballet pros can come up with is fag stuff that cause your fearless dlr is the biggest FAG of them all ...

DLR ROTH ARMY = THE REAL SHEEP HOMOS!!

I AM SURE YOU WILL CHANGE THIS CAUSE YOUR MOTHER IS A DUMB ASS SLUT JUST THOUGHT I WOULD TRY TO BE ONE OF THE ROTH ARMY IDIOTS!

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by scubaa
all the time you dlr roth ballet pros can come up with is fag stuff that cause your fearless dlr is the biggest FAG of them all ...

DLR ROTH ARMY = THE REAL SHEEP HOMOS!!

I AM SURE YOU WILL CHANGE THIS CAUSE YOUR MOTHER IS A DUMB ASS SLUT JUST THOUGHT I WOULD TRY TO BE ONE OF THE ROTH ARMY IDIOTS!

you seem to have a bad day...wanna talk?

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by scubaa
all the time I'm a ballet pros that can come up with is fag stuff because I love bukkaki all over my face like Sammy Hagar! That cause my fearless Spammy is the biggest FAG of them all ...

Sam's Waborita ARMY = THE REAL SHEEP HOMOS!!

I AM SURE THAT I TURNED OUT GAY BECAUSE MY MOTHER IS A DUMB ASS SLUT JUST THOUGHT I WOULD TRY TO BE ONE OF THE ROTH ARMY WARRIORS BUT WAS REJECTED BECAUSE OF SEVERE HEMORROIDS FROM FREQUENT ASS SLAMMING!

You know I totally agree! You're finally making sense ass pirate!

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by scubaa
all the time you dlr roth ballet pros can come up with is fag stuff that cause your fearless dlr is the biggest FAG of them all ...

DLR ROTH ARMY = THE REAL SHEEP HOMOS!!

I AM SURE YOU WILL CHANGE THIS CAUSE YOUR MOTHER IS A DUMB ASS SLUT JUST THOUGHT I WOULD TRY TO BE ONE OF THE ROTH ARMY IDIOTS!

That was a heckuva post man.
What, maybe second, third grade level?

This has nothing to do with sexual orientation in your case.

Shit, "autism" would be too generous a description, but there's definetely some form of mental dysfunction going on.

Instead of throwing confetti and gorging on oreos, you're wasting time posting like a three toe'd sloth.

Get it together jackass, the waboritas are back in business! Focus on the positive in your tiny slice of humanity!

If you find this advice useful, feel free to donate to the site.

[Nickdfresh]

What do you expect when you go to Spam a DLR site with your mindless, nonsensical bullshit!? Go back to redrocker.com. You'll be welcomed with open arms because nobody gives a shit about Sammy anymore! Have a waborita on me fag!




Sammy get's bukkakied by Eddie the final show.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by rustoffa
That was a heckuva post man.
What, maybe second, third grade level?

This has nothing to do with sexual orientation in your case.

Shit, "autism" would be too generous a description, but there's definetely some form of mental dysfunction going on.

Instead of throwing confetti and gorging on oreos, you're wasting time posting like a three toe'd sloth.

Get it together jackass, the waboritas are back in business! Focus on the positive in your tiny slice of humanity!

If you find this advice useful, feel free to donate to the site.

Outstanding! You are much kinder than I!:D

[Halen High]

Well said Panamark!

It's been a long and frustrating year for Classic Van Halen fans, but at least Van Hagar's embarrasing tour and BOBW release provided us with much comic relief.

For the record, I celebrated the confirmation of their demise yesterday with a bottle of 2002 Stonehaven Steppingstone Cabernet Sauvignon with Diver Down providing the soundtrack!

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by Halen High
For the record, I celebrated the confirmation of their demise yesterday with a bottle of 2002 Stonehaven Steppingstone Cabernet Sauvignon with Diver Down providing the soundtrack!

I'd call that "stylish"... :D

[BITEYOASS]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Outstanding! You are much kinder than I!:D

I'm the opposite when comes to these fuckin sheep and here is what I have to say to them: HA HA FUCKIN HA!!! YOUR WET DREAM IS OVER SO WHY DON'T YOU SHEEP GO AND FUCK YOURSELVES AT THE NEAREST BATH HOUSE YOU HOMOS!!!! OR SEE IF SPAMMY ALIENS DOWNLOAD SOMETHING IN YOUR FUCKIN BRAINS YOU FUCKIN DICKS!!! :D

Whew! it's good to let off some steam!

"How would you like it...they tell you all the time what to do,what to think, what to feel, you wanna be like a sheep? Like all those other people man BAAAAHHHH! BAAAAHHH!!"-Tony Montana

[Halen High]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
I'd call that "stylish"... :D

I didn't look too stylish by the time I'd finished.

[sambo]

Originally posted by Halen High
Well said Panamark!

It's been a long and frustrating year for Classic Van Halen fans, but at least Van Hagar's embarrasing tour and BOBW release provided us with much comic relief.

For the record, I celebrated the confirmation of their demise yesterday with a bottle of 2002 Stonehaven Steppingstone Cabernet Sauvignon with Diver Down providing the soundtrack!

Nice work HH, I celebrated with an ice cold Stella at the Belgian Beer Cafe in the sun after I heard the news.

[Halen High]

Originally posted by sambo
Nice work HH, I celebrated with an ice cold Stella at the Belgian Beer Cafe in the sun after I heard the news.

Yeah Sambo! I'd had a few coldies the night before at Glenelg's Hogs Breath.

You know, it's a pity we all can't get together and have a real piss-up over this. We'd have a hell of a time recollecting the Van Hagar ticket and BOBW sales, the reviews, stories of Eddie's bizarre behaviour, photos of Sammy in his clown suits!

[Bad Muthafucker]

Originally posted by scubaa
DLR WHAT WAS DAT ,,,,,3600 IN ATTENDANCE @ CASINO RAMA AND VAN HALEN 3 SHOWS TORONTO,BUFFALO, AND HAMILTON 45,000 PLUS = AVG ATTENDANCE 15,000 CAN IT BE MORE CLEAR TO YOU GUYS WHO ARE THE REAL VAN HALEN........SAMMY,EDDIE,ALEX,MIKE ARE VAN HALEN DLR IS DONE!

BAG LICKERS....LOL

Oh man I got so down and dirty with your sister last night. She was all layed out right, and I bear down and take the biggest dump of my life right into her mouth and covering her neck and nostrils and everything right. Then her body started spasming, so I kicked her right in the head. Then I turned her over and fucked her ass all night, video taping for your sicko mother who loves that shit. She was telling me how disapointing you were to have as a child, how girly you are and how much of a little scoundrel you are, all this while she's sitting there chopping out the coke. Oh man, she was crying, so I said, "There there, it'll be allright." Then I beat her. I beat her until she understood why... whyyyy.... I am sooo much more hardcore than you are... :)

[scubaa]

aw shit ..u guys make me laugh and i try so hard to be a retard and be at all of your levels but in all truth i am just pissin around with y'all

have an awesome life and all the best to you's and hopefully Ed will get help!

peace and long live rock and roll!!

[Switch84]

Originally posted by scubaa
aw shit ..u guys make me laugh and i try so hard to be a retard and be at all of your levels but in all truth i am just pissin around with y'all

have an awesome life and all the best to you's and hopefully Ed will get help!

peace and long live rock and roll!!


:D BUWHAHAHAHAAAA!!! By George HE'S GOT IT!!!! ROTH RULES!

[DLRdelight!]

Hahahaha in your damn faces sheep!!!!!

[scubaa]

hey there is still no giving up in any way whatsoever, just a that balance is key and a lot o shit happens in life sometimes

cheers!

[Parnelly]

Hey scubaa why is it that the things you say are fuckin retarded and everybody wants to rip your fuckin throat out after they have read each post?
Are you mental?

[SweetSecrets]

Where are the pictures of this final show!! Did that stuff really happen! I am getting really anxious about this guys!

Where is the proof! Please tell me there is proof!

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by SweetSecrets
Where are the pictures of this final show!! Did that stuff really happen! I am getting really anxious about this guys!

Where is the proof! Please tell me there is proof!

where did you hide...there is a lot of proof...and the best thing is...it came from the sheep!!!

[Panamark]

Yeah but still not an obvious thread here with the pics we want !!

I especially would like to see Ed smash his Peavey and proceed
to jam it up Spammys ass..

I guess they couldnt have really done that though. Sammy would
have lost all his bearings. He would have thought he was at the
post-show nightly proceedings.

[Halen High]

Originally posted by Panamark
Yeah but still not an obvious thread here with the pics we want !!

I especially would like to see Ed smash his Peavey and proceed
to jam it up Spammys ass..

I guess they couldnt have really done that though. Sammy would
have lost all his bearings. He would have thought he was at the
post-show nightly proceedings.

LOL!

[Switch84]

Originally posted by Panamark

I guess they couldnt have really done that though. Sammy would
have lost all his bearings. He would have thought he was at the
post-show nightly proceedings.


:D That would've really pissed Eddie off for being irrelevent yet AGAIN!

Eddie: Take THAT, you chedhead son-of-a-bitch! (rams guitar head up Spam's ass) Hey, wha the fuck, dude? You ain't supposed to LIKE IT!

Spammy: (coos sweetly) Eddie Baby, I DO like it! Now stick it deeper, baby! That's it!!!! HELLO, BABY!

[SweetSecrets]

Hey guys... This Hagar sheep fan on the VH website doesn't mention anything about a bad ending to the Van Hagar tour. Where is the proof!! I am dying! Someone post pics!! PLease!!!

This what the sheep said:


"November 19, 2004 Tucson, AZ
WOW.....how can it be described? Van Halen rocked Tucson Friday night. For the 80th show, it was as good as the first. This was my 25th time seeing Van Halen in concert since 1978 and all I can say is that is was very memorable. For this concert, I made a Red, White and Black stripe VH poster that actually was held up by Sammy (and if anyone has a photo of it, please try to get me a copy of it please) and was autographed by everyone but Eddie. I would say one of my highlights was meeting Sue Anthony prior to the concert. She was very much a people person and even helped me in getting Mike's autograph on my poster.
The concert was great from start to finish, but just wish it wouldnt have ended. You could tell, that even after 80 shows the guys were still having fun on stage. I saw Van Halen in St Louis and Wolfgang came out and performed with Eddie during his solo. In Phoenix the next week, Wolfie wasnt anywhere to be found. But to end this tour, Wolfie emerged again to play along side Eddie, but the highlight would have to be when Wolfie came out and played with the entire band. They all surrounded Wolfie and showed support and he really looked like a real part of the band. Eddie was very emotional after the end of the song and really showed his love for his son.
Alex and Mike played awesome solos, as usual. Sammy showed that Cabo look with the lighted palm tree next to him on stage during his solo performance. The nicest thing about Sammy is that everything that was given to him, he took time out to autograph the item and return it to the owner. Thanks Sammy for acknowledging us.....
VAN HALEN, keep the DREAMS alive, RIGHT HERE,RIGHT NOW, because ITS ABOUT TIME you continue to keep your fans coming back for more and more for many years. Dont let this end.
Thank you goes out to Van Halen, for keeping the music alive; road crew for all the long hours that you put in; Van Halen family, for all the long hours that you have to deal apart from one another, the Tour Manager, for bring us the greatest shows and last would have to go out to Jerry (you know who you are).

David Williams "

(sheep)

[Bad Muthafucker]

that van hagar fan is a fucking faggot

[Switch84]

Originally posted by bad_muthafucker
that van hagar fan is a fucking faggot

:D LMAO!

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by SweetSecrets
Hey guys... This Hagar sheep fan on the VH website doesn't mention anything about a bad ending to the Van Hagar tour. Where is the proof!! I am dying! Someone post pics!! PLease!!!

This what the sheep said:


"November 19, 2004 Tucson, AZ
WOW.....how can it be described? Van Halen rocked Tucson Friday night. For the 80th show, it was as good as the first. This was my 25th time seeing Van Halen in concert since 1978 and all I can say is that I am very, very gay....

David Williams "

(sheep)

This is about the third time this has been posted, and about the third time that everyone agrees that David Williams is a stupid sheep that has his mindless nose up Van Hagar's collective ass.

The post is has a very canned feel to it when I read it and it smacks of disinformation. I wouldn't be surprised if someone from the Van Hagar camp wrote this up and posted it to counteract all of the negative things said, and all the indications coming from Sammy that this thing is over!

[Switch84]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
This is about the third time this has been posted, and about the third time that everyone agrees that David Williams is a stupid sheep that has his mindless nose up Van Hagar's collective ass.

The post is has a very canned feel to it when I read it and it smacks of disinformation. I wouldn't be surprised if someone from the Van Hagar camp wrote this up and posted it to counteract all of the negative things said, and all the indications coming from Sammy that this thing is over!


;) Eddie wrote it.........

[SweetSecrets]

Sorry guys! I am a busy girl. I'm not around as often as you all.

Forgive my ignorance.

Rock and Roll!

Screw Van Hagar!

-MF

[Rikk]

Originally posted by SweetSecrets
Sorry guys! I am a busy girl. I'm not around as often as you all.

Forgive my ignorance.

Rock and Roll!

Screw Van Hagar!

-MF

You rock, SweetSecrets.

Anyone who says "Screw Van Hagar" ain't ignorant.

[Switch84]

Originally posted by Rikk
You rock, SweetSecrets.

Anyone who says "Screw Van Hagar" ain't ignorant.

:D I second that emotion, Rikk!

[aesop]

Wow, switch - you're posting up a storm today ;)
Keeping the wheels of the Diamond One turning, no doubt (and wrestling up the sheep). Do you ever sleep? haha.

[Switch84]

Originally posted by aesop
Wow, switch - you're posting up a storm today ;)
Keeping the wheels of the Diamond One turning, no doubt (and wrestling up the sheep). Do you ever sleep? haha.


;) :p Vampires only sleep during the day, unless you're a 'day walker' like me.......


ROFLMAO! It's the extended weekend, aesop baby! I won't get to play this much when I hit the books training for my new gig.

[scubaa]

hey parnelly or what ever the fuck you call yourself...go screw a roth army sheep ..idiot ..you should read some of your lame posts

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by scubaa
hey parnelly or what ever the fuck you call yourself...go screw a roth army sheep ..idiot ..you should read some of your lame posts

See, even the real sheep know these two lovers Spermally and Cockfisted are a couple of douchebags!

Our work here is done!! Muhuhawhawhawhawhawhawhawhawh!!!!!!

[Switch84]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
See, even the real sheep know these two lovers Spermally and Cockfisted are a couple of douchebags!

Our work here is done!! Muhuhawhawhawhawhawhawhawhawh!!!!!!

:p I noticed that too, Nikki! Time to send them to the Pen. I've recruited a new 'watchman'......

[CROWBAR]

Originally posted by Switch84
:D

Spammy: (coos sweetly) Eddie Baby, I DO like it! Now stick it deeper, baby! That's it!!!! HELLO, BABY!

Look at these gangbangin', polesmokers! Alice is the caboose man!

Just go away spamster

[Switch84]

Originally posted by CROWBAR
Look at these gangbangin', polesmokers! Alice is the caboose man!

Just go away spamster

:eek: :eek: :eek: EEEWWWW!! That's a gay assed pose right there! WTF??? Alex's THISCLOSE to Eddie's ass! Incest homos?


BUWHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!

[Lou]

I say to myself, what the hell is wrong with these homos.

When they put songs like "When It's Love" and "Love Walks In" on albums, and were performing them, what were they thinking? Did they completely erase any memory they had of performaing "Sinner's Swing!" earlier in the decade?

The thing is, if you had told the band in 1981 that they'd be doing synthesizer love ballads in 1986 with a different singer they would have laughed.

[Switch84]

Originally posted by Lou
The thing is, if you had told the band in 1981 that they'd be doing synthesizer love ballads in 1986 with a different singer they would have laughed.

:eek: Yep, even Dave would've laughed.