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  • Ally_Kat
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 7608

    Virgin Mary sightings

    Inspired by a new ebay item, I figured we should have a place to collect all the odd places the Holy Mother has shown herself.

    Now, I will say this as a disclaimer. I am Catholic and me and Mary are buddies (), but not in a Katydid way. I honestly think it's weird some of the places people claim to see her image and how they worship it (ie: stopping traffic on a heavy street to worship cracks in pavement).
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  • Ally_Kat
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 7608

    #2
    Virgin Mary Toast. Check out the Picture!!
    Not Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese Sandwich.



    THIS IS A SERIOUS AUCTION!

    THE WINNING BIDDER WILL RECIEVE THIS ITEM!! EBAY PLEASE DO NOT PULL THIS AUCTION OFF, IT NOT A HOAX OR A JOKE OF ANY SORT, A GENUINE ITEM!!! THIS IS A PAYPAL AUCTION ONLY!!! PAYMENT MUST BE RECIEVED WITHIN 24 HOURS OF AUCTION CLOSE! NO EXCEPTIONS!! NO BIDDERS WITH A ZERO FEEDBACK RATING!!

    You are viewing an extraordinary out of this world item!! I made this slice of toast 1 day ago, and when I took it out of the toaster, I saw a face looking up at me, It was Virgin Mary starring back at me, I was in total shock. I immediatly grabbed my camera to take a picture of it (SEE ACTUAL PICTURE BELOW), that is what you'll recieve. I consider a miracle. I would like all people to know that I do believe that this is the Virgin Mary Mother Of God, That is my solemn belief, but you are free to believe that she is whomever you like. I do not know why the Virgin Mary is coming forward in carbohydrate forms but I think that this is a great way to remember these great times. I am not scamming anyone. I am asking that only serious questions about the item be emailed to me, not jokes or ridiculous comments, If you have a genuine question please do feel free to email. I am not scamming anyone I am selling this item provided that there is a serious bid with a payment.

    SERIOUS BIDDERS ONLY! DO NOT BID IF YOU INTEND TO RETRACT THE BID OR FOOL AROUND, THERE IS NO RESERVE ON THIS AUCTION!! I AM STARTING IT OUT AT THE BOTTOM LINE PRICE THAT I INTEND TO SELL THIS ITEM FOR!!

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    • Ally_Kat
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Jan 2004
      • 7608

      #3
      Virgin Mary In Grilled Cheese NOT A HOAX ! LOOK & SEE !



      THIS IS A SERIOUS AUCTION!
      THE WINNING BIDDER WILL RECIEVE THIS PHYSICAL ITEM!! EBAY PLEASE DO NOT PULL THIS AUCTION OFF, IT NOT A HOAX OR A JOKE OF ANY SORT, A GENUINE ITEM!!! THIS IS A PAYPAL AUCTION ONLY!!! PAYMENT MUST BE RECIEVED WITHIN 24 HOURS OF AUCTION CLOSE! NO EXCEPTIONS!! NO BIDDERS WITH A ZERO FEEDBACK RATING!!
      You are viewing an extroidinary out of this world item!! I made this sandwich 10 years ago, when I took a bite out of it, I saw a face looking up at me, It was Virgin Mary starring back at me, I was in total shock, I would like to point out there is no mold or disingration, The item has not been preserved or anything, It has been keep in a plastic case, not a special one that seals out air or potiental mold or bacteria, it is like a miracle, It has just preserved itself which in itself I consider a miracle, people ask me if I have had blessings since she has been in my home, I do feel I have, I have won $70,000 (total) on different occasions at the casino near by my house, I can show the recipts to the high bidder if they are interested, I would like all people to know that I do believe that this is the Virgin Mary Mother Of God, That is my solem belief, but you are free to believe that she is whomever you like, I am not scamming anyone, I would like all potinetal bidders to know that this has gained alot of attention from media personell around the country, On Tuesday November 16, 2004 the Miami Herald will feature a story in thier paper on this phenomon, Also Today which is November 15, 2004 The story of The Virgin Mary In The Grilled Cheese will be aired on Channel 4 News here in South Florida, The story has been told nationwide on radio stations ect. I also would like all onlookers to understand why I am choosing to keep the high bidders ID private, I listed this once before and had all kinds of emails some were nice and funny comments but many were cruel intended, and vindictive, I ignored them but, I do not wish to subject potiental buyers to this form of invasion, The last time this was listed there were over 80,000 viewers, Like I said I recieved alot of emails that were down right cruel intended, I do not care I will not read them anyhow, but you should not waste your time being vindictive, I am asking that only serious questions about the item be emailed to me, not jokes or ridiclous comments, If you have a genuine question please do feel free to email, I am not scamming anyone I am selling this item proivided that there is a serious bid with a payment, SERIOUS BIDDERS ONLY! DO NOT BID IF YOU INTEND TO RETRACT THE BID OR FOOL AROUND, THERE IS NO RESERVE ON THIS AUCTION!! I AM STARTING IT OUT AT THE BOTTOM LINE PRICE THAT I INTEND TO SELL THIS ITEM FOR!!


      I would like all bidders to know that this item is not intended for consumption, it is intended for collectable purposes only..All bidders must be on a pre approved bidder list, to get on that list you must email me prior to bidding, eBay is not allowing you to bid unless you do so, eBay is watching this auction very closely and veryifying all bids, An eBay official will be calling you, if you are bidding! if you bid and you retract the bid, you may be subject to concequences at eBay's discretion! Also I would like to add that this item has been featured in newpaper articles, and tv interviews, and radio stations worldwide, One of those radio stationsis WFTL Ft. Lauderdale on live 80.

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      • Ally_Kat
        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
        • Jan 2004
        • 7608

        #4
        February 23, 2003

        Thousands of people – sceptics and faithful alike - are flocking to a small town near Sydney, Australia, in the hopes of witnessing a miracle. The target of their pilgrimage is the local MacDonald’s restaurant, where dozens have reportedly seen an apparition of the Virgin Mary.

        “The burgers are bleeding!” a witness exclaimed. “I ordered a Big Mac and blood oozed out. Then, when I looked closer at the burger, I realised the cheese had melted to form the face of the Virgin Mary.”

        Dozens have reported similar sightings, with the Virgin appearing on Quarter Pounders, Cheeseburgers and McFeasts.

        “It’s fantastic, just unbelievable,” another emotional and teary-eyed resident said. “To me, this is proof that the Lord advocates a vegetarian lifestyle.”

        Other residents said the sightings brought a message of peace as the world readied itself for war. A few even went so far as to suggest that the apparitions were a clear indication that the Lord supported the U.S. government’s stance on Iraq.

        Alan Warblethong from nearby Coogee Beach remained sceptical. “It’s clearly a massive case of food poisoning,” he said. “These poor buggers have eaten a bad batch of beef and are hallucinating.”

        His friend, Timbo Bong, was not so sure. “Bad beef can make you really sick, but I can’t understand why they’re seeing religious stuff. Wouldn’t you want to see Christina Aquilera’s buns instead?”

        Workers at the MacDonald’s store would neither confirm or deny the visions, but agreed that Filet o’ Fish sales were going through the roof. “We’re thinking of releasing a Last Supper Combo Meal,” the store’s manager said. “In addition to a wholesome Filet o’ Christ, customers would receive a Blood of Christ Thickshake and a Judas Iscariot action figure.”
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        • Ally_Kat
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Jan 2004
          • 7608

          #5
          This one looks like a fake no matter what you beliefs

          We made an unusual discovery while reviewing a 1946 hardback volume of James Joyce's Ulysses during post production of our documentary, BookWars. Director Jason Rosette happened upon a prominent stain (appearing to be coffee or dark tea) on the book's main title page.

          The stain bears an uncanny resemblance to the figure of a woman--


          Could it be the face of Joyce's wife Nora? Or is it the statue of liberty, as some have pointed out?

          OR: is this yet another sighting of the Blessed Virgin? You be the judge.

          The nature of this phenomenon is all the more unusual when one considers Joyce's Catholic upbringing. Look closely at the image below. The dark liquid stain shape clearly resembles the image of a mourning woman. More intriguing still is the dark ring, presumably from a cup containg coffee, tea, or some other dark liquid, which appears to form a halo around the figure's head.





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          • DeadOrAlive
            Veteran
            • Jul 2004
            • 1683

            #6
            These kinda things scare me so much...

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            • Switch84
              Veteran
              • Feb 2004
              • 2315

              #7
              I think the folks looking for Mary in a cheese sandwich have a bad case of the Munchies.

              Sorry, Ally. We non-Catholic Christians don't hold Mary in such high regard as you all do. We love and appreciate her, but it's her son that gets the most props.
              "He doesn't need to sell millions of records, he doesn't need to fill arenas, he doesn't need to be popular, he doesn't need your money, AND HE DOESN'T NEED YOU!"
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              • Ally_Kat
                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                • Jan 2004
                • 7608

                #8
                Originally posted by Switch84
                I think the folks looking for Mary in a cheese sandwich have a bad case of the Munchies.

                Sorry, Ally. We non-Catholic Christians don't hold Mary in such high regard as you all do. We love and appreciate her, but it's her son that gets the most props.
                Duder, I know and I don't care about that. This isn't a Katydid thread like I said in my semi-disclaimer. This is more like, "look at what those idiots are claiming" type thing.
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                • Switch84
                  Veteran
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 2315

                  #9
                  Fuck a disclaimer! Mary doesn't rank high enough to be joked about or having a laugh on her fans. Elvis sightings are more exciting. Now THAT would've been an interesting thread.
                  "He doesn't need to sell millions of records, he doesn't need to fill arenas, he doesn't need to be popular, he doesn't need your money, AND HE DOESN'T NEED YOU!"
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                  • Ally_Kat
                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 7608

                    #10
                    Jesus Christ. Sorry.
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                    • Ally_Kat
                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 7608

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Ally_Kat
                      Jesus Christ. Sorry.
                      Wait. Why the Fuck am I apologizing, even if it's sarcastic?

                      Switch, seriously, what the fuck. You don't like it, you don't have to participate in it. If no one else saw the humor in it, it would have died and that would have been it.

                      And you tell which is funnier -- someone writing in to the National Enquirer claiming they saw Elvis at a bus stop or a bunch of Mexicans kissing and praying to asphalt because they think the Virgin Mary's face is represented in the cracks?

                      Yeah, those Elvis fans sure are knee-slappers.
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                      • Switch84
                        Veteran
                        • Feb 2004
                        • 2315

                        #12
                        Jeebs, stay away from the police academy, will ya? You'll be more trigger-happy than the cops Springsteen was singing about (41 times is overkill, damn it!)

                        It isn't that far fetched of a possibility of Mary making 'appearances'. Elvis Presley (or Tupac, James Dean, Marilyn Monroe, P.T. Barnum, etc) making 'appearances' is. The fervor is just about the same with both groups, I guess.

                        Some folks think we're nuts for keeping up with David Lee Roth! One man's insanity is another's sanity.
                        "He doesn't need to sell millions of records, he doesn't need to fill arenas, he doesn't need to be popular, he doesn't need your money, AND HE DOESN'T NEED YOU!"
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                        • ELVIS
                          Banned
                          • Dec 2003
                          • 44120

                          #13
                          I wonder what Dave's doing right now...


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                          • Switch84
                            Veteran
                            • Feb 2004
                            • 2315

                            #14
                            Originally posted by ELVIS
                            I wonder what Dave's doing right now...


                            :p Not surfing this site, that's for sure! ROFLMAO!
                            "He doesn't need to sell millions of records, he doesn't need to fill arenas, he doesn't need to be popular, he doesn't need your money, AND HE DOESN'T NEED YOU!"
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                            • chunkashin!!
                              Roadie
                              • Nov 2004
                              • 158

                              #15
                              this is ridiculous... i remember on the news about a sighting of the virgin mary being in a random french bakery thingy... how stupid.
                              "I want you to punch me in the face One second prior to take off, so it softens the blow"

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