Look for Mikey to replace Mona

[light 'em up!]

Mike and Sam will become business partners and market tequila, hot sauce and shitty music as Sammy woos MA from VH permanently. Neither of these guys need Ed and Al anymore. MA knows that VH has no future. The aging mumu knows it. Besides Ed and Al are totally replaceable. They'll take half the Van Hagar catalogue with them... and might even call it Van Hagar.

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by light 'em up!
They'll take half the Van Hagar catalogue with them... and might even call it Van Hagar.

now that would be funny...

[WACF]

This could happen....

[Switch84]

:D BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

[Vanstonica]

That wouldn't suprise me in the least.

[Figs]

Who's Mona?

[DavidLeeNatra]

try this...eh...girl?

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=303094

[Figs]

oh my....

yes, Mike will replace it...

[RogueHorseman]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
try this...eh...girl?

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=303094

Eyes

Hurt

Badly

Ears

Too

Please

Make

It

Go

Away

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by RogueHorseman
Eyes

Hurt

Badly

Ears

Too

Please

Make

It

Go

Away

LOL :D

[bueno bob]

Yeah...gonna happen...Mike's so out of Van Halen at this point it's not even funny...

Mona ain't much in the looks department, but she's got a pretty nice rack up close :)

[light 'em up!]

Remember when Mona was threatening to clock Dave on the Sam & Dave tour?

[Warham]

Mona's the showpiece on the Hagar tours.

I mean, come on, look at the lead singer.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by light 'em up!
Remember when Mona was threatening to clock Dave on the Sam & Dave tour?

Yeah, and before the tour even started...I don't think she'd even met him at that point and she was already spouting off that "the second (he) makes a comment about my chest size, I'm gonna deck him".

Now David loves his girls, yes, but Mona? Let's give the man some credit, here, hmm?

Just further evidence, to my mind, that Hagar was poisoning that tour before it even began.

[sambo]

Mikey IS Mona.... they are one and the same.

[diamondsgirl]

I think I'd rather die than to be referred to as a "waborita"

[Switch84]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
I think I'd rather die than to be referred to as a "waborita"


:D :D :D

[sambo]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
I think I'd rather die than to be referred to as a "waborita"

Sounds like a nasty food group that is full of fat and clogs your arteries.

[DavidLeeNatra]

sam tried to change their name into "wabo rats"...I'd call them "wabo fats"...

[Halen High]

Originally posted by RogueHorseman
Eyes

Hurt

Badly

Ears

Too

Please

Make

It

Go

Away

BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by Warham
Mona's the showpiece on the Hagar tours.

I mean, come on, look at the lead singer.

The sam part of the sam & Dave show here in the ATL featured Dave Chapelle on guitar.

I saw that, commented on the short bus bleachers onstage and got the fuck out.

[RogueHorseman]

Originally posted by rustoffa
The sam part of the sam & Dave show here in the ATL featured Dave Chapelle on guitar.

I saw that, commented on the short bus bleachers onstage and got the fuck out.

Dave kicked Sammy ass that night nine ways to Sunday!

[RogueHorseman]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
I think I'd rather die than to be referred to as a "waborita"

Waborita, I'm in trouble again
and I can't break free

Warborita

You're exactly what the doctor ordered
come on talk to me

Warborita



:D

[sambo]

Originally posted by RogueHorseman
Waborita, I'm in trouble again
and I can't break free

Warborita

You're exactly what the doctor ordered
come on talk to me

Warborita

:D

LOL! I'm sure we could have a lot of fun with substituting Waborita in a whole raft of songs..

[Nitro Express]

Sam is going to keep both Mona and Mike. He wants two bass players to get even more of that blubbery fat farting sound that Sam likes so well. Imagine hearing Mas Tequila with two basses going at the same time. Wooooohoooooo. Not only that but Sam can fuck both Mike and Mona in a threesome. Yipeeeee!

[BITEYOASS]

So there gonna replace Mona with another woman? :D

[Switch84]

Originally posted by BITEYOASS
So there gonna replace Mona with another woman? :D

:eek: Mona's a woman? EEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Switch84
:eek: Mona's a woman? EEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!!

In the loosest possible terms.

Either that, or he's got Meat Loaf's "Man Boobs" :D

[Switch84]

Originally posted by bueno bob
In the loosest possible terms.

Either that, or he's got Meat Loaf's "Man Boobs" :D


LMAO! All I know is she/he/it is FUBAR!

[Igosplut]

Originally posted by Figs
oh my....



LOL!

That reactions funnier than any negative name you coulda called her....

[tydhurst]

I just wish they'd ALL fuck off!

[freak]

I don't see how hiring a more feminine bassist is going to further his career.

[Panamark]

Mona can stay and play the bass, they can shove an unplugged
bass in Mikeys hands for the Cabo Mumu nights.
Mikey would be used to that.

He can then do the girly backups. (Which gets Spammy's Mumu
all loose and revealing !!)

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by RogueHorseman
Eyes

Hurt

Badly

Ears

Too

Please

Make

It

Go

Away

naaaaaaaa...I make it worse... :D

[Panamark]

Yup, she is definately of Sammy's ilk..

[tydhurst]

UGH!