Eddie Van Hieneken is a Mess!!

[Wolverine]

This was posted on a VH fan site. Poster is rumoured to be someone close to Sammy, possibly a nephew. His information has proven to be very reliable in the past. Anyway, this is his post regarding the backstage antics by EVH on the final night of the tour:

"Well where do I start? First I am thankful this reuion did happen because I forgot how great a band actually can be while playing together (the show in Phoenix) back in Augus might have been one of the best Van Halen shows I have ever seen and I have seen close to 50. But after Friday night I personally will be content with Sam and Mikey. I get in free and get the royal treatment but you the fans who shell out allot and I mean allot of gash to have to put up with a fucking drunk idiot is in my opionion a travesty. The man was shit faced around noon, when to bed woke up and drank again. He started a fight with Sam, Mike, Irving and all of us in the dressing room prior to the show. No reason just a drunked fool. Sammy turnned and looked at me and said "now you see why this is so fucking hard to do" man I do this for fun and this just isn't fun! Mikey tried ot ignore it but finally had words with Ed also. As he walked around back int he dressing rooms punching walls and rubbing a raw lemon in his eyes and all over his face wiched was drawned on with black marker (he didn't even know who did it)?
I will say this, this is the honest truth, Ed acting out was his way to tell Sammy he doesn't want him to leave. A couple of times during the figtht he would say Sam you just don't understand me and I love you man. The then would call him names and all kinds of stuff. It's like dealing with a 2 year old. I wont go into the show right now later I will. after the show, Ed left instanly and I had dinner with Mike and Sam, they both were very emotional that it was over and as we ate dinner one by one the crew came int to say so long. It was pretty intense to see how Mike and Sam care about the whole crew, Sammy gave 8 cases of signed Cabl Wabo to them and promisede one way or another they would work together again. I am in a hurry right now so I will try and put down more later.
The only good thing that was said the whole night was by Sammy "if the fucker goes into treatment for about 4 months then we can talk"!
Out side of the boys in my opinion its done!
"

[Wolverine]

http://homepage.mac.com/melvinny/.Pictures/Photo%20Album%20Pictures/2004-11-21%2008.22.14%20-0800/Image-8BF76B623BD811D9.jpg

[Wolverine]

http://vhnd.com/articles/images/Tuscon/4.jpg

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by The Godfather
This was posted on a VH fan site. Poster is rumoured to be someone close to Sammy, possibly a nephew. His information has proven to be very reliable in the past. Anyway, this is his post regarding the backstage antics by EVH on the final night of the tour:

"Well where do I start? First I am thankful this reuion did happen because I forgot how great a band actually can be while playing together (the show in Phoenix) back in Augus might have been one of the best Van Halen shows I have ever seen and I have seen close to 50. But after Friday night I personally will be content with Sam and Mikey. I get in free and get the royal treatment but you the fans who shell out allot and I mean allot of gash to have to put up with a fucking drunk idiot is in my opionion a travesty. The man was shit faced around noon, when to bed woke up and drank again. He started a fight with Sam, Mike, Irving and all of us in the dressing room prior to the show. No reason just a drunked fool. Sammy turnned and looked at me and said "now you see why this is so fucking hard to do" man I do this for fun and this just isn't fun! Mikey tried ot ignore it but finally had words with Ed also. As he walked around back int he dressing rooms punching walls and rubbing a raw lemon in his eyes and all over his face wiched was drawned on with black marker (he didn't even know who did it)?
I will say this, this is the honest truth, Ed acting out was his way to tell Sammy he doesn't want him to leave. A couple of times during the figtht he would say Sam you just don't understand me and I love you man. The then would call him names and all kinds of stuff. It's like dealing with a 2 year old. I wont go into the show right now later I will. after the show, Ed left instanly and I had dinner with Mike and Sam, they both were very emotional that it was over and as we ate dinner one by one the crew came int to say so long. It was pretty intense to see how Mike and Sam care about the whole crew, Sammy gave 8 cases of signed Cabl Wabo to them and promisede one way or another they would work together again. I am in a hurry right now so I will try and put down more later.
The only good thing that was said the whole night was by Sammy "if the fucker goes into treatment for about 4 months then we can talk"!
Out side of the boys in my opinion its done!
"

Interesting, but talk about a hard read.
Someone needs to send Sam's nephew back to school.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by rustoffa
Interesting, but talk about a hard read.
Someone needs to send Sam's nephew back to school.

Yeah, they could start with a lesson on not admitting that you are related to Sammy Hagar!:D

[Big Train]

What is even more interesting in this tale is where is band member #4, the "drunken fool's" flesh and blood? Is it just cool that he acts this way, or was he not present himself (off doing whatever it is that he does)?

[Switch84]

:D I'm not reading that shit! Dude needs remedial writing classes for chrissakes! Thanks, Godfather for the pics and the thread!

[Brett]

9 (Sam's nephew) is a good poster, he just typed that out real fast.

[tjvhou812]

this guy don't drink

[frets5150]

Is ED worried aboout his hearing he's wearin ear plugs?

[tjvhou812]

and what did alex have to say

[Switch84]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
and what did alex have to say


:D THIS....

[tjvhou812]

lol

[darkknight]

Two things strike me about those two pictures. One, looks like Ed in a coffin. Two, how incredibly fat Wolfgang is. And I'm not trying to be funny.

[Fabulous Shadow]

Not trying to bag on the boy, but it actually looks like he has gained weight since being on the road...


http://www.vhreunion.com/photopost/data/588/128VH_111904_8x10_5_-med.JPG

http://www.vhreunion.com/photopost/data/588/128VH_111904_8x10_6_-med.JPG

[Samsonite]

It seems the weight of his body was too much for his legs.

[Switch84]

:( Damn, poor kid! If I had an asshole alkie rock star dad and was paraded on tour dog & pony style, I'd over-eat, too!

Folks, let's lay off of the kid, ok? It's not his fault.


HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!!!!!!

[mikebuczek]

wofie is a fat fuck

[RogueHorseman]

Originally posted by frets5150
Is ED worried aboout his hearing he's wearin ear plugs?

That is just wax build-up.

:)

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by The Godfather
http://vhnd.com/articles/images/Tuscon/4.jpg

Look how fat that whale of a son is.

[John Holmes]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
[B] Not trying to bag on the boy, but it actually looks like he has gained weight since being on the road...


http://www.vhreunion.com/photopost/data/588/128VH_111904_8x10_5_-med.JPG

Here's what Wolfie wakes up to for breakfast:

http://aggiemeat.tamu.edu/judging/id/107P.jpg

I'm talking about the whole thing, not just a couple of fried stripes.

[John Holmes]

http://cisas.unipd.it/dps99/images/prosciutto.gif

Let's have a lunch break, Wolfie. Here's 5 Kg of Prosciutto for you. Want some bread?

[generalroth]

Wolfie looks like he ate a Wildebeest.

[famac]

It's common for kids to get pudgy like that before they get a growth spurt.

Instead of making fun of his weight, why not try the fact that he can only play those three chords over and over. My sister's kids are that age and cen play folk songs with finger picking.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by famac
It's common for kids to get pudgy like that before they get a growth spurt.

Instead of making fun of his weight, why not try the fact that he can only play those three chords over and over. My sister's kids are that age and cen play folk songs with finger picking.

I have to agree with Holmes here. If Wolfie wants to be in the public eye, he's gonna have to put up with a certain amount of abuse. He IS way too fat for his age. Someone needs to step in, although I'm sure they wont.........no one has tried to help Ed!

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by generalroth
Wolfie looks like he ate a Wildebeest.

http://wonderclub.com/Wildlife/mammals/images/wildebeest.jpg

Whenever Wolfie is around, fork and knife in hand, it's a countdown to extinction.

[rustoffa]

LOL....
Holmes in the house!

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
I have to agree with Holmes here. If Wolfie wants to be in the public eye, he's gonna have to put up with a certain amount of abuse. He IS way too fat for his age. Someone needs to step in, although I'm sure they wont.........no one has tried to help Ed!

Maybe Ed can put him on the Heineken, Marlboro, and vodka diet.

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Maybe Ed can put him on the Heineken, Marlboro, and vodka diet.

http://www.humorbg.com/Karikaturi/FAMOUS%20FACES/Santa/drugs2.jpg

Since Christmas gets closer, what about Junkie Santa paying Wolfie a visit with a present of his?

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Maybe Ed can put him on the Heineken, Marlboro, and vodka diet.

Don't forget Wolfie can ask Uncle Al advice...The older Dutchman's got his own ways to stay fit through the years.

http://www.nwhb.ie/files/healthpromotion/images/jpg/heroin.jpg

[lms2]

Man, its been a while since we had a Wolfie is fat thread...

I hope you all feel better now.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by John Holmes
http://www.humorbg.com/Karikaturi/FAMOUS%20FACES/Santa/drugs2.jpg

Since Christmas gets closer, what about Junkie Santa paying Wolfie a visit with a present of his?

He might have a hard time getting there!:D

[W.W.D.D.?]

reminds me of jack osbourne

[W.W.D.D.?]

not those 2 pics, wolfie

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by W.W.D.D.?
not those 2 pics, wolfie

http://suprmchaos.com/jack-osbourne_110603.jpg

Well...Indeed you're right, there's a certain resemblance

http://www.cantinatortona.it/images/salame.jpg

[Nitro Express]

At least Wolfie can play an instrument. Jack Osbourne is a pathetic fat fuck who can't do shit.

[Panamark]

This thread needs some serious dietry intake reviewing and at least 30 minutes of excercise per day..


As for the original post, apart from the typo's sounds plausible to me.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by John Holmes
http://wonderclub.com/Wildlife/mammals/images/wildebeest.jpg

Whenever Wolfie is around, fork and knife in hand, it's a countdown to extinction.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!:D

Holmes, that is some funny shit!!:p