SpongeBob Kidnappers Seek Ransom for Doll

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  • Ally_Kat
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 7608

    SpongeBob Kidnappers Seek Ransom for Doll

    SpongeBob Kidnappers Seek Ransom for Doll

    By The Associated Press

    Have you seen this sponge? Police are looking for a blow-up figure of SpongeBob SquarePants swiped from a Minnesota Burger King. They've found a ransom note which starts off: "We have SpongeBob." It then demands, "Give us ten Crabby Patties, fries and milkshakes."


    The ransom note is signed by SpongeBob's nemesis, Plankton. A postscript reads: "Patrick is next," referring to the Bermuda shorts-wearing starfish that serves as SpongeBob's sidekick.


    At a southeastern Utah Burger King, vandals made off with a 10-foot-tall SpongeBob balloon.


    Employees are handing out "Missing" fliers with a full description of the popular cartoon figure — featured in a new movie.


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  • Coyote
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 8185

    #2
    WTF? :confused:
    Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

    Originally posted by Seshmeister
    It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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    • David Van Via
      Sniper
      • Apr 2004
      • 751

      #3
      Originally posted by Ally_Kat
      SpongeBob Kidnappers Seek Ransom for Doll

      By The Associated Press

      Have you seen this sponge? Police are looking for a blow-up figure of SpongeBob SquarePants swiped from a Minnesota Burger King. They've found a ransom note which starts off: "We have SpongeBob." It then demands, "Give us ten Crabby Patties, fries and milkshakes."


      The ransom note is signed by SpongeBob's nemesis, Plankton. A postscript reads: "Patrick is next," referring to the Bermuda shorts-wearing starfish that serves as SpongeBob's sidekick.


      At a southeastern Utah Burger King, vandals made off with a 10-foot-tall SpongeBob balloon.


      Employees are handing out "Missing" fliers with a full description of the popular cartoon figure — featured in a new movie.


      http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...ongebob_stolen

      What is this world coming to. Not even spongebob is safe.
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      • chunkashin!!
        Roadie
        • Nov 2004
        • 158

        #4
        Those BASTARDS!!! HOW COULD THEY!!


        If I met them, I'd Give em such a punch in the neck...
        "I want you to punch me in the face One second prior to take off, so it softens the blow"

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        • DeadOrAlive
          Veteran
          • Jul 2004
          • 1683

          #5
          WOW...

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