get a load of this shit!

[ace diamond]

i had to beat the shit out of a buddy of mine 'cause he was saying dave cut off his hair and was retrired from music. what a dumb fucking:asshole: .i had to defend dave's honor. so i told him:upyours:
and then proceeded to put the bitch in his place. i'm a :killer:

[Brett]

I see. Do you get called stupid often?

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by ace diamond
i had to beat the shit out of a buddy of mine 'cause he was saying dave cut off his hair and was retrired from music. what a dumb fucking:asshole: .i had to defend dave's honor. so i told him:upyours:
and then proceeded to put the bitch in his place. i'm a :killer:

good job...now move to the sheep pen, you'll find some work there, too ;)

[Mezro]

How the fuck do I respond to that?

Mezro...so much for this new batch of recruits...shaking head...

[lms2]

Okay. I defended Dave's getting his hair cut today too! Is this a coincidence, or has anyone else had this problem?

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by Mezro
How the fuck do I respond to that?

Mezro...so much for this new batch of recruits...shaking head...

Shit, maybe he sucker-punched the mofo?

:D

[Bill Lumbergh]

Yeah, at least he punched the guy out. That make's up for his lack of brain cells.........welcome!

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Mezro
How the fuck do I respond to that?

Mezro...so much for this new batch of recruits...shaking head...

Tell Mezro these buffoons are trying too hard for "Dave Cred."

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Tell Mezro these buffoons are trying too hard for "Dave Cred."

Fuck yeah Nick!
You did it bro!
A post without a huge motherfucking pic attached!
:D

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by rustoffa
Fuck yeah Nick!
You did it bro!
A post without a huge motherfucking pic attached!
:D

That really hurts Rustoffa. Is that all I am to you, a giant picture whoremonger?:(

[CROWBAR]

Originally posted by Mezro
How the fuck do I respond to that?

Mezro...so much for this new batch of recruits...shaking head...

Like this Mezro, drop an' give us fifty! :D

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
That really hurts Rustoffa. Is that all I am to you, a giant picture whoremonger?:(

Come on dude,
I'm a ceritfied whoremonger!

Just jokin' witcha!
:D

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by rustoffa
Come on dude,
I'm a ceritfied whoremonger!

Just jokin' witcha!
:D

I know, just wanted to use the word "whoremonger" in a post!:D

[bueno bob]

I think he looks better with the short hair, anyway.

[Fat Wolfie]

Originally posted by ace diamond
i had to beat the shit out of a buddy of mine 'cause he was saying dave cut off his hair and was retrired from music. what a dumb fucking:asshole: .i had to defend dave's honor. so i told him:upyours:
and then proceeded to put the bitch in his place. i'm a :killer:

Dave is old. Daddy said he couldn't catch the higher notes as he used to and had to bring Sammy in.

My Uncle says he needs meds and is a nutcase.

Dave's been good to me, a few years ago, when he was playing with Daddy last time, he bought me a couple of McDonald's happy meals for breakfast, I have a good memory of him.

http://jt65b4b.typepad.com/photos/stuff/happymeal.jpg

[lms2]

Ah, Fat Wolfie.... it is a known fact that you prefer Dave era music... Why are you trying to start crap?

[Fat Wolfie]

Originally posted by lms2
Ah, Fat Wolfie.... it is a known fact that you prefer Dave era music... Why are you trying to start crap?

I like whatever pops does. It's him who made Van Halen, not singers.

[lms2]

And its him what run it into the ground too, eh?

Call Dave. Its the right thing. But be prepared for him to hang up on you. That would be the right thing too.

[RogueHorseman]

Originally posted by Fat Wolfie
I like whatever pops does. It's him who made Van Halen, not singers.

I'll send your momma home soon, wolf wolf... have another bag of Dorito's® and play another few dozen X-Box® games and she'll be there in no time.

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by Fat Wolfie
I like whatever pops does. It's him who made Van Halen, not singers.

Hey Wolfie, want a couple ?

http://www.sauris.com/img/prosciutto_petris.jpg

fuck you, btw.

[Fat Wolfie]

I don't like salami, Holmes. But I'd rather eat a dozen of these, while I head to the bathroom to take a crap - man, I really have to go, can't barely hold it.

http://www.issprops.com/home/images/doughnuts.jpg

[lms2]

I can't wait. A Holmes v. Wolfie show down!

[DeadOrAlive]

lms2 your avatar is hilarious!!

[lms2]

Thanks.

[CROWBAR]

:D

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by Fat Wolfie
I don't like salami, Holmes. But I'd rather eat a dozen of these, while I head to the bathroom to take a crap - man, I really have to go, can't barely hold it.

http://www.issprops.com/home/images/doughnuts.jpg

That's not "Salami", stupid fat kid. For starters, "Salami" is "Salame", and that's Prosciutto and Speck.

Does your drunk father use your hollow skull as an ashtray?

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by John Holmes
That's not "Salami", stupid fat kid. For starters, "Salami" is "Salame", and that's Prosciutto and Speck.

Does your drunk father use your hollow skull as an ashtray?

:D :D :D

[BARE BONE]

Originally posted by Mezro
How the fuck do I respond to that?

Mezro...so much for this new batch of recruits...shaking head...


lol. Like this.

[ace diamond]

for the record,it was my best friend and partner in crime i punched out for this shit.we were both very drunk and stoned. he later apologized,and we got drunk while blasting van halen 1,so all is good.he admitted he deserved it.

[GAR]

Depeche Mode 101 on VHS will probably provide yer buddy suitable entertainment as a great XMAS®™ time gift.

[DaveIsaHasbeen]

Originally posted by ace diamond
i had to beat the shit out of a buddy of mine 'cause he was saying dave cut off his hair and was retrired from music.


You're friend is a genius. Finally someone else on here besides me with credible information.

[DLR7884]

"You're" friend?

Write in proper English much?

DLR7884
I'll give you a lesson when I have some free time, in the future.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by DaveIsaHasbeen
You're friend is a genius. I never knew another man with such gerbal expertise! Finally someone else on here besides me with a fetish for putting small mammels in their anus!

You still here tampon? Why don't you go have a Sammy felching party at the Cabo "manhole" Cantina?

[ace diamond]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
You still here tampon? Why don't you go have a Sammy felching party at the Cabo "manhole" Cantina?


fucking hilarious.sammy felching...;........hahahahahahahahahahaq......cou ghes up furball from eating to much unshaved pussy,.........hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[dlrfan04]

Worry not DLR chumps, I mean, fans. Even though his music career is over, he has a bright future as an EMT!!!!!!!!!

[ace diamond]

fuck off!

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by dlrfan04
Worry not DLR chumps, I mean, fans. Even though his music career is over, he has a bright future as an EMT!!!!!!!!!

I heard he saves your girlfriend from having to put up with a small penis all of the time.

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
I heard he saves your girlfriend from having to put up with a small penis all of the time.

ROTFLMFAO...!

[dlrfan04]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
I heard he saves your girlfriend from having to put up with a small penis all of the time. You're right about one thing: we're both fucking your mom!!!!!!!!!!!

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by dlrfan04
You're right about one thing: we're both fucking MY mom!!!!!!!!!!!


Dude, that's way too much information! I thought you were gay, not icestuous, sick fucking white-trash! Well, if you like Van Hagar, that's a sympton of being white trash I suppose.

http://www.wpfs.org/images/TrashPalace_TrailerTrash.jpg

[ace diamond]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
ROTFLMFAO...!


are those your jugs?god i hope so.i could spend all day watch you jump!

[BIG GOOSE]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
You still here tampon? Why don't you go have a Sammy felching party at the Cabo "manhole" Cantina?

That fuckin slayed me !!:lol:

[Panamark]

Im glad you punched him. Did you stand on his neck when he was down ? Did you kick him in the back ???

[WOAHYEAH]

[Pounds gorilla fist on desk]

Friend has different musical tastes than I!

Friend had wrong information about singer!

SMASH!! SMASH!!
http://www.laserexcellence.com/postcards/galaxy/kissme/ape.jpg

[flappo]

don't forget the vaseline and cucumber

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by dlrfan04
Worry not DLR chumps, I mean, fans. Even though his music career is over, he has a bright future as an EMT!!!!!!!!!

He's giving your girl MOUTH-TO-MOUTH as we speak! Don't worry, like every guy that nails her, he'll wear a condom!

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by dlrfan04
You're right about one thing: I'm fucking your gay uncle!!!!!!!!!!!

You are huh? well he really likes you too I understand!

[ace diamond]

well,at least i'm not the only crazy fucker in here!

dave or the grave,bitches!!!!!

[ace diamond]

Originally posted by ace diamond
well,at least i'm not the only crazy fucker in here!

dave or the grave,bitches!!!!!


and so everyone knows,my best friend in question is an even bigger cvh and dave fan than me,and the fact that we were both massivly wasted that day.

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Fat Wolfie
I don't like salami, Holmes. But I'd rather eat a dozen of these, while I head to the bathroom to take a crap - man, I really have to go, can't barely hold it.

http://www.issprops.com/home/images/doughnuts.jpg

how low can you go?

fat wolfie talking to his own alias, john holmes in this thread!

[NATEDOG001976]

Originally posted by ace diamond
i had to beat the shit out of a buddy of mine 'cause he was saying dave cut off his hair and was retrired from music. what a dumb fucking:asshole: .i had to defend dave's honor. so i told him:upyours:
and then proceeded to put the bitch in his place. i'm a :killer:

That's great, it's nap time now. Go to bed!